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AutosRe: A Talented Nigerian Man In Sokoto Who Created Local Car. by decatalyst(m): 11:34am On Oct 29, 2017
Glad someone finally created a toy that is large enough to house a family of 3/4 grin
SportsRe: NBA Stars Left In Shock After Mid-flight Collision Left Plane's Nose Smashed by decatalyst(m): 8:00pm On Oct 28, 2017
Struck a bird? huh


And the thing goes strrat...praapa pro..grra...grirgrr..gah
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami And His Squad Fly In A Private Jet To Lagos (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:01pm On Oct 27, 2017
Dressing like a clown!


What is the beads on his legs for when he isn't wear a full traditional attire? undecided


Money miss road
Car TalkRe: N108 Million 2017 Ford Hennessey Velociraptor 6X6 (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:59pm On Oct 27, 2017
One word for this: MONSTER!


Does the poster above me know what a car, sedan, SUV, jeep, Ranger really mean? undecided
CrimeRe: Newlywed Man Shot By Policemen In Abuja While Fighting With Their Guns (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:22am On Oct 27, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:
HA HA HA HA

YES!!! grin

No peace for the innocent.

My work here is done.

CelebritiesRe: Comedian Seyilaw Shares Cute Photos Of Tiwa In London by decatalyst(m): 10:17am On Oct 27, 2017
Aunty Kemi is pained by this cute little baby.




Old mama wey dey beaf an infant, izza serious disorder fa!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man In SA Buys G-class For Man To Apologise For Impregnating His Wife by decatalyst(m): 10:05am On Oct 27, 2017
From one side of the coin it looks like the man is fool, on the flip side, it seem it is smart move from the man.

Cuz either ways, he has lost the wife. In fact, the wife should not be staying with his again...divorce papers should be almost ready to be inked by now.


So, to not loss totally he should collect the damn ride...it an incentive for marrying a b!tch!
CelebritiesRe: What Is Wrong With This Maternity Photoshoot? by decatalyst(m): 7:19am On Oct 27, 2017
Florblu:
See how fully clothed the man is
The irony of the whole show is that the lady has more yard of clothe on her body than the man...nah one sense to wear it properly, na eim no dey grin grin
RomanceRe: See Slay Queen Uploads Some Crazy Pics As She Mark Her Birthday by decatalyst(m): 7:16am On Oct 27, 2017
Of all the clothes in the market?


It takes a mad person to identify what befits his/her personality lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Police Officers Share Their Baby Pump Holding Riffles together(photo) by decatalyst(m): 3:04am On Oct 24, 2017
Op, you see your life? Riffles, really?

If you try to miss lectures again... sad

CelebritiesRe: Having Casual Sex Is Not Cheating - Nollywood Actor, IK Ogbonna Says by decatalyst(m): 3:02am On Oct 24, 2017
His wife be like 'so, you wee still goan casually sex my friend'?

RomanceRe: 17-year-old Nigerian Girl Shares Loved Up Photos With Her Lesbian Partner by decatalyst(m): 9:24pm On Oct 23, 2017
Ugly things!

They are too ugly for guys to chase after before, so LGBT seems to be the easy way out undecided

CelebritiesRe: Harrysong's Female Fan Grinds Her Derriere On His Crotch When She Sees Cash by decatalyst(m): 1:00pm On Oct 23, 2017
eezeribe:
Is he eating the microphonehuh
Would you blame him?

AgricultureRe: Plantain Farming – How To Start A Plantain Plantation Business In Nigeria by decatalyst(m): 12:57pm On Oct 23, 2017
@farmkonnect, can you manage a farm land like 5 acres on behalf of a client. Location is Ikire, Osun state.
CelebritiesRe: Tinsel Actor Gbenro Ajibade Pierces His Two Tips (photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:48am On Oct 23, 2017
In contrast to what they preach via the movie.


Iranu.


I will come back when he pierce his brain undecided

His brain needs to be pierced from the ass sad

BusinessRe: Golden Tulip Royal Berths In Abuja by decatalyst(m): 11:47am On Oct 23, 2017
Looks cool and beautiful.
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma's Ex-husband's Sidechic Is Back In Lagos,with Her Own Security by decatalyst(m): 11:38am On Oct 23, 2017
Evablizin:
kikiki,you have started again,fear God small nau.
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: "If She Can't Cook Breakup, Wife Doesn't Get Pregnant At 3 Moths Divorce" - Man by decatalyst(m): 9:16am On Oct 23, 2017
Uncle sef wan use his stupidity to trend on twitter grin

CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma's Ex-husband's Sidechic Is Back In Lagos,with Her Own Security by decatalyst(m): 9:13am On Oct 23, 2017
What could be pointed under dah Nigeria jersey?

CelebritiesRe: Lady To Special Spesh: "You Sex Me For Free, With Your Small Curved Prick" by decatalyst(m):
meezynetwork:
Ashawos everywhere
An inexperienced olosho at that.

So she was expecting 11 inches from that over blown balloon?

Empty skull!

CareerRe: Nairalander Makes Art Out Of Spoons (see Pics) by decatalyst(m): 10:09pm On Oct 22, 2017
sonofspada:
Na dis be the silver bird we dey here about since
Nah silver pigeon

PoliticsRe: PICTURES: Buhari Returns To Nigeria After Four-day Visit To Turkey by decatalyst(m): 10:07pm On Oct 22, 2017
liberalsinnerx:
Afonjas; oyah, come and worship your masters.
But your own supposed master can't walk in broad daylight nau

RomanceRe: Make Her Fall In Love With This Cute Text Message by decatalyst(m): 9:23pm On Oct 22, 2017
Most ladies prefer airtime and gifts than these messages undecided


Who romantic messages EPP when money is not involved?
Car TalkRe: 2019 Volvo Polestar 1 With 600hp Unveiled (details And Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:18pm On Oct 22, 2017
First time I am seeing a truly beautiful Volvo ride


Wehdon to the team

TV/MoviesRe: As Nov 1st Draws Close, Tstv Decoders Being Shipped Across The Country by decatalyst(m): 7:03pm On Oct 22, 2017
Lordave:
So you guys buy Strong satellite dishes erase the Strong trademark and brand it TSTV?


Hope piracy won't bring about the destruction of your services in Nigeria, try to be original please.
You get eyes jare

Foreign AffairsRe: Titanic Letter Sells For World Record Price Of N60 Million At Auction by decatalyst(m): 4:27pm On Oct 22, 2017
jerryunit48:
And I just wonder what they will use it for
That's the thought I always have when I hear people bid for artifacts at ridiculously high prices. undecided


I wonder if it add more years to their years on earth.

PhonesRe: Pictures From The Launch Of The New Phantom 8 by decatalyst(m): 4:05pm On Oct 22, 2017
Each time I see this dude called Odunlade, I just dey happy for his success and for the heights that still awaits him. To crown it all, I have noticed that he is also respective...he is gonna last long
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Asks For Female Corper's CV In Rivers State (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 3:57pm On Oct 22, 2017
handsomeclouds:
Hope your punna won't suffer it
Where your brain waka go on a Sunday evening is what I can't figure out.

CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks To A Fan: "You Insulted Me 2 Years Ago, Don't Praise Me" by decatalyst(m): 3:51pm On Oct 22, 2017
Rokia2:
You remember insult from two years ago? shocked

A mere Internet insult from an irrelevant person?

undecided
That's the mistake peculiar to women. You forget that that words can really hurt the soul of a man.

He must have said terrible things to him to still remember after two f*cking years!
EventsRe: Traditional Marriage Of A White Man From US And His Bride In Imo (Photos) by decatalyst(m):
There white people just keep 'stealing' our ladies any how... undecided

CelebritiesRe: Davido Performing At Coronation Anniversary Of Oba Of Benin (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 1:04pm On Oct 22, 2017
Homeboiy:
Most of them are not happy huh


Watch their faces
The Oba isn't impressed with the songs and display.

What song could he even sing at this kind of gathering? undecided

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