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Foreign AffairsRe: 1995 FIFA Player Of The Year, George Weah Wins Liberia Presidential Election by decatalyst(m): 8:37pm On Oct 11, 2017
I hope this will guarantee Liberia, a permanent slot in Russia



grin grin
PoliticsRe: Lady Wears T-shirt With "General Sani Abacha" Image by decatalyst(m): 9:36pm On Oct 10, 2017
soath:
U also have to love her in detention grin
grin grin
CelebritiesRe: A Fan Once Planted A Kiss On My Lips In Public - Rita Dominic by decatalyst(m): 7:40pm On Oct 10, 2017
My questions is, has the kiss geminated?


undecided
PoliticsRe: Lady Wears T-shirt With "General Sani Abacha" Image by decatalyst(m): 7:32pm On Oct 10, 2017
I like her trousers and dentition.


cool cool
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Think When They See A Really Big Peniss? by decatalyst(m): 9:36pm On Oct 09, 2017
nonut:
This two guys go get small priçk.
A trial will never confuse you...it will reset your brain. cool
PoliticsRe: See Ben Bruce Reaction About Senators Salary In 2015 And 2017 by decatalyst(m): 1:25pm On Oct 08, 2017
DieBuhari:
Bruce must have Yoruba blood in him.
Such hypocrisy.

RomanceRe: “when You Collect Good Preek, You’d Just Be Blushing Like An Idiot” - Lady Says by decatalyst(m):
And this 'Aunty' wee lead Sunday school lesson and Praise session on Sunday

TV/MoviesRe: TSTV Decoder Picture by decatalyst(m): 9:33pm On Oct 06, 2017
Gentlevin:
hehehehe see as d decoder resemble my mini food flask.....
I almost choked on the small chops I was eating while reading this grin grin
RomanceRe: Pregnant Baby Mama Beaten Blue And Black (photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:21pm On Oct 03, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Guys b punching ladies anyhow these days like we caused the recession... angry
No be Una dey cause the depression? grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Traumatic And Scariest Event You Have Ever Witnessed? by decatalyst(m): 3:56pm On Oct 03, 2017
Coldfeets:
Old man, the issue here is not about whether you believe in God or not.

The issue is you acting like the Pharisee in the Bible(Luke 18:10 - 14).

EventsRe: Happy Birthday To Me!!!+1 Today::(photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:30am On Oct 03, 2017
Why have u decided to use your birthday of all days to confuse us nah.... cry


Which one are you?

Are you the one taking the picture?

Me now...

Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Traumatic And Scariest Event You Have Ever Witnessed? by decatalyst(m): 6:23am On Oct 03, 2017
Coldfeets:
Fück. angry

The same Jesus that saved you from danger allowed the girl to be killed, right?

What the fück is really wrong with you guys?!

How do you guys find it so comfortable to rejoice over other peoples' calamities albeit indirectly?

Damn!
Young man, its not compulsory for you to believe in God. As a matter of fact, only God himself can make you do so...when you have a personal encounter with him.

As for the dead kid, maybe you do not know that we carry different GRACE...different level of GRACE determined only by our creator as a result of our walk with him, prayers by us or our parent and friends, our heart...etc.


A day old without sin could die...only God knows why he allows these things to happen. But I ain't ashamed or lacking in knowledge to tell you that I believe in GOD!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Traumatic And Scariest Event You Have Ever Witnessed? by decatalyst(m): 8:07pm On Oct 02, 2017
Scariest for me would be when I was in secondary school...JSS 2 or so...wanted to cross the Iwo road-Ojoo axis. I and two other girls playfully holding hands...we were not going or relating but we wanted to cross at the same time. I could still recall how I took the step and a voice just told me to go back...the two girls crossing went for the run across the road one was hit by a truck and her brain spilled out in an instant, right in front of me!

I could have been dead too!


My praise and gratitude to Jesus who has always been there, watching and keeping me away from seen and unseen dangers.

May his saving hands keep us all through the remainder of this year. Amen.
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Funke Akindele Worries About Her Excessive Hunger [PICS] by decatalyst(m): 2:22pm On Oct 02, 2017
FortifiedCity:
Your husband's dick worked
We are frying akara OK?

CultureRe: Obasanjo, Tinubu, Adenuga, Others To Honour Oluwo’s 50th Birthday On Saturday by decatalyst(m): 9:15am On Oct 02, 2017
He looks so young for that age...




One of the most swaggalicious traditional rulers in Nigeria.


Who agrees?
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by decatalyst(m): 6:45pm On Oct 01, 2017
Dotwillis1:
During my first year in school, I went to visit a brother of mine and I reluctantly followed him to his church for night vigil. It was a white garment church.

While the programme was ongoing, me was busy journeying to the dreamland on a bench at a corner of the church when someone
came to tap me and be like 'Sir Malaika have a message for you ' ...Malaika?

I was made to kneel at the front. The conveyor of the malaika was singing in tongues and the other person was interpreting.... I was made to do lots of exercisesgrin ; I ran round the church 3 times.. Jumped up ... rolled on the floor and the Malaika even complained I didn't roll well.

....then the Malaika sang in some strange tongues again and the interpreter be like " Malaika said U should leave your current School and find admission to another institution because during your 3rd year, you will impregnate a lady and it will destroy your future.. shocked so this is what the jumping and rolling on the floor is all abouthuh

After the programme, the interpreter met me and asked if I can spend money and do whatever I m asked to do. He spoke about a strange lady... Cobwebs...asking if I used to hit my leg on stones ( who doesn'thuh) ..

He said those are the signs and I should bring 7k to help do something for me to chase this lady if i won't be able to change my school.. I just thank him and never stepped the church again.

I'm in my service year now.... Still haven't seen any strange sister.... Probably she Failed jamb repeatedlygrin

FamilyRe: Is It Right For A Married Woman To Be a Close Friend With Single Guy? by decatalyst(m): 6:31pm On Oct 01, 2017
Papiikush:
She'bout to cum on that dick.

Jumping around your bed going crazy for that dick.

Nigga if you moving, she out of state too for that dick grin

She will cry for that dick... Cuz you've got her thinking "God I am alive for that dick" grin

Lol!

I was reading this like I am spitting on dah fvcking sound! grin
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Shares Epic Throwback Pic On Instagram by decatalyst(m): 3:12pm On Oct 01, 2017
amunkita:
Walking Dead...

Time govt supports abortion...
...invention of a machine that could tell the potential s/future of a baby in the foetus.

CrimeRe: Husband Beats His Wife To A Pulp After Finding Her In A Beer Parlour With A Man by decatalyst(m): 9:27am On Oct 01, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Why did he beat her
Weak man
In as much as I do not support causing physical damage to anyone, could you please answer this question: why would the woman go to the beer parlor to drink with anothrt woman's husband?

Your time starts now!

RomanceRe: He Proposed 5 Days After Meeting Her For The First Time And She Said Yes(pics) by decatalyst(m): 7:59pm On Sep 30, 2017
delishpot:
Can you finish that bread? cool
Bread, and yam are bae for me cool
RomanceRe: He Proposed 5 Days After Meeting Her For The First Time And She Said Yes(pics) by decatalyst(m): 7:57am On Sep 30, 2017
Please I have a task to handle undecided

RomanceRe: This Woman Is Fighting Rape By Allowing Strangers To Touch Her Vagina by decatalyst(m): 7:55am On Sep 30, 2017
This world is so full of clothed MAD human beings!


With this, I can say that you can't ever claim you have seen it all. Some absurdities are still in the embryo form.

RomanceRe: Sarah Post The 10 Dick Sucking Commandment On Facebook (OMG Crazy) by decatalyst(m): 11:16pm On Sep 29, 2017
IamRaizo:
Waste...!!!!
LASWMA is not anywhere near bro.


cool cool

PetsRe: This Is One Of The Most Secured Ways To Withdraw From ATM Machines(Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:12pm On Sep 29, 2017
Explorers:
You think twice.
Think twice or think a zillion times?


grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: ‘Tonto Dikeh Will Stab You Before The Next Morning If You Touch Her’ – Churchill by decatalyst(m): 2:49pm On Sep 29, 2017
How is that our concern nah?



Besides, why is he telling us? undecided

CelebritiesRe: The Only Good Thing That Came Out Of My Marriage Is My Son - Olakunle Churchill by decatalyst(m): 2:46pm On Sep 29, 2017
How is that our concern?


Besides, why is he telling us?

RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Someone You Love? by decatalyst(m): 8:43pm On Sep 28, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Lol... Don't even know what to say to you.
Lol grin

According to Edsheeran "tell me that you love me too..." wink grin
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing You've Done For Someone You Love? by decatalyst(m): 8:38pm On Sep 28, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Caught a grenade for him.
But the safety pin wasn't removed yet nah, Aunty!

undecided

EntertainmentRe: Curvy Contortionist Shows Her Flexibility In Hot Photos by decatalyst(m): 9:36pm On Sep 27, 2017
sexybbstar:
It lenghten the life span,makes one healthier and feel relaxed.
Hmmm...

But not after expending a lot of energy on this...Una go still con dey chop 4 wraps of fufu, 4 meat and cold beer all in the bracket of "something light" oo grin
CelebritiesRe: Singer Mr 2kay Moves On From Gifty, Shows Off Hot New Girlfriend by decatalyst(m): 9:18pm On Sep 27, 2017
Florblu:
Who is this mofo?
Which of them biko?


The 'boy' or the slayqueen?

FoodRe: The Snake I killed In Our Palm Tree Plantation this morning by decatalyst(m): 9:16pm On Sep 27, 2017
Florblu:
When Is the feast?
When Python Dance enters the Remix version

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