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Crime › Re: HIV Positive Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Rivers State (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 5:51pm On Sep 10, 2017

At least the fool entered bush...before contaminating the populace with his stupidity

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Health › Re: I Slept With 180 Prostitutes In 4 Years: Are These Signs & Symptoms Of HIV? by decatalyst(m): 5:49pm On Sep 10, 2017

girl4rmspace:
Is it that u are so ugly u can't get an actual girlfriend? Why prostitutes?

Maybe the skill he is getting from them grin

Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Man Shares Photo Of FRSC Car Involved In An Accident by decatalyst(m): 4:52pm On Sep 10, 2017

TPound:
could be that they are in a car chase

Obviously, they forgot the saying that "over speeding kills" abi?

A law or advise should apply to everybody!

Phones › Re: Huawei Overtakes Apple As World’s Second Smartphone Brand by decatalyst(m): 4:45pm On Sep 10, 2017

Livefreeordieha:
beautiful bro..Used the p8,9..Now on the p10..And im so so in luv with it..Check it out bro..

I never knew Huawei can be this good...the camera and ruggedness.

The way this phone has dropped from my hand, if it were to be a high end Samsung phone, the screen would have broken by now. Its a really nice phone. cool

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Romance › Re: Marriage Invitation Card Designed Like A Passport by decatalyst(m): 2:39pm On Sep 10, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Yaaaaaaz!

That will be ur passport to enter the wedding reception so u can have unlimited jollof rice and beef stew with boiled beans

Abi ooo.

No wonder aunties dey always prepare like...when they have the "pass"

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Celebrities › Re: Timaya " I Was A Sex gadget To A Lady When I Had Nothing " by decatalyst(m): 2:37pm On Sep 10, 2017

We will all have a story to tell.

You do not have power over your past but your new and better story is could be the one you are writing now. Don't let this time slip away...make it count.

Hustle will eventually pay off, very very sooooooon!

Crime › Re: Woman Punched To Death Three Days To Wedding Over N100 Debt (pic) by decatalyst(m): 11:47am On Sep 10, 2017

paey30c:
Oga is just 100naira o is not 100k .and even if is 100k does it warrant him to even lay his hand on his cousin?

Travel › Re: Traveling In The Schengen Area? Always Have Your Passport!-a Personal Experience by decatalyst(m): 11:45am On Sep 10, 2017

Evaberry:
lol

Most nairalanders don't know what a passport is neither do they have one.

Well, I do have one. May I use it to enter into your chambers, mi lady? wink

Crime › Re: Woman Punched To Death Three Days To Wedding Over N100 Debt (pic) by decatalyst(m): 10:33am On Sep 10, 2017

[quote author=Frankicent post=60310190][/quote]Badt dude grin

Celebrities › Re: "I Want To F**k Mayweather Cause He Is My Type, Strong, Not For Money" - Maheeda by decatalyst(m): 10:27am On Sep 10, 2017

ThankYouGod:
Strong men are in Oshodi. Try them out.

Those men that have dedicated their lives to being 'strong'. grin

Phones › Re: Huawei Overtakes Apple As World’s Second Smartphone Brand by decatalyst(m): 10:02am On Sep 10, 2017

pahen1991:
how much does d p9 lite cost?

Stefano911:
When did you bought the p9 lite and how much plz

dbynonetwork:
How much is it?

Dunni how much it is now. Check on jumia

Got it for a subsidized price when I got it but its over #100k then

Family › Re: My Twin Girls Often Kiss Each Other by decatalyst(m): 10:08pm On Sep 09, 2017

thorpido:
Do you kiss them or do they see the parents doing it?
I think it's harmless anyway.They will outgrow it.

It is dangerous if they are still doing this @ age NINE!

Op should talk to them like he is talking to a toddler and change their cartoon or choice of TV channels. See if that will work.

............

Oops! @NINE MONTHS OLD? You have nothing to fear jare...they will outgrow the habit but you too need to minimize or stop kissing and smooching your wife in their presence fa grin

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Phones › Re: Huawei Overtakes Apple As World’s Second Smartphone Brand by decatalyst(m): 9:24pm On Sep 09, 2017

Team Huawei!

Rocking my P9 lite grin

One of the real smart phones! cool

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Nairaland General › Re: Where Can I Learn Martial Arts(kung Fu) In Nigeria? by decatalyst(m): 8:24pm On Sep 09, 2017

girl4rmspace:
I actually live in Lagos. Got leads on a few places,gonna check them out when I can

Aii then. Could follow back?

Health › Re: “Doctors Gave Me 48hrs To Live, But Look At Me Now” - Guy Survival Story by decatalyst(m): 8:24pm On Sep 09, 2017

GloriaNinja:
SOME DOCTORS ARE SPIRIT-KILLERS. THE NEGATIVE WORDS OF HOW DANGEROUS YOUR HEALTH SITUATION IS CAN SINGLE-HANDEDLY KILL THE PATIENT ALONE.

You can't blame them dear.

They are only talking from their experience and brain capacity. They fail to understand that there is God that can bring life out of the dead, dead out of life. The unchanging changer, the one who is higher than the highest. Greater than the greatest. The one who was, who is and is to come. THE ALMIGHTY GOD.

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Super Stylish In Owambe Outfit by decatalyst(m): 8:18pm On Sep 09, 2017

Can't they use the surplus on the left hand sleeve to 'help' the sleeveless right hand?

Some tailor no just get brain fa grin

Crime › Re: Woman Punched To Death Three Days To Wedding Over N100 Debt (pic) by decatalyst(m): 8:15pm On Sep 09, 2017*

I have heard of "kiss of death" "hit to death" and now "punch to death" it is well. embarassed

Its a bad thing to borrow to do any ceremony! Do what you can afford.

For @DanseMacabre
@barristerzinny
@collins10
@abbeyfel
@danielnmerengwa quoting me... Our women are wonderful creatures and it takes wisdom to understand how they think and do there things. From experience, when most women borrow towards any biz or engagement at hand, be rest assured that they have other exigency 'plans' beyond what they tell you. wink

You would also notice that there is an exclamation mark behind the bolded. It means a lot... wink

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Nairaland General › Re: Where Can I Learn Martial Arts(kung Fu) In Nigeria? by decatalyst(m): 7:56pm On Sep 09, 2017

girl4rmspace:
Yes of course. I go to the gym to keep fit and I also do jogging in the morning

That's so great for your body.

You could get somewhere to train for Kunfu or Karate at UI that's if you are in Ibadan. I think Lagos should have centers for sports like that. I know of OAU too...

Could you follow?

Nairaland General › Re: Where Can I Learn Martial Arts(kung Fu) In Nigeria? by decatalyst(m): 4:56pm On Sep 09, 2017

girl4rmspace:
trust me, I know what am getting myself into

I like ladies that love physical body wellbeing.

Do you do any sporting activity aside from this ur kungfu expedition? grin

Nairaland General › Re: Where Can I Learn Martial Arts(kung Fu) In Nigeria? by decatalyst(m): 4:44pm On Sep 09, 2017

girl4rmspace:
Yes o to God be the glory I don chop belle full. Now I wanna explore

Sha don't allow them break your legs ooo or disfigure your shape grin

No kick to your pretty face too, please kiss

Nairaland General › Re: Where Can I Learn Martial Arts(kung Fu) In Nigeria? by decatalyst(m): 4:29pm On Sep 09, 2017

You don over chop belle full abi? undecided

Romance › Re: A Nairalander Quits Bachelorhood With Lovely Prewedding Pics by decatalyst(m): 9:31pm On Sep 08, 2017

luminouz:
Why u pained hommie....goan slip into something more comfortable... Like a Coma!!!!

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Romance › Re: Guys Don't Lie, Whats The Total Number Of Girls You Have Slept With In Your Life by decatalyst(m): 9:25pm On Sep 08, 2017

Evaberry:
Some guys can't even remember how many girls

And most girls can't remember how many 'insertions' they have had...candles, cucumbers, rods and d!cks alike undecided

No one knows the number.

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander Quits Bachelorhood With Lovely Prewedding Pics by decatalyst(m): 9:23pm On Sep 08, 2017

luminouz:
Welll.....this is to all NL unattached ladies!
Who wants this kinda stuff wif me
Then work harder....I won't marry a liability!!!

Who dey look your side? undecided

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Politics › Re: Police Arrest Army Deserter Who Allegedly Trains Biafran Secret Army by decatalyst(m): 8:48pm On Sep 08, 2017

modelmike7:
I was thinking their trainers will be soldiers from the war front in Israel,
So lazy, runaway soldiers from Nigerian Army are their trainers?!

No wonder they all lick his pee from the floor.
Bunch of trouble makers!

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Autos › Re: All New BMW X7 Leaked Before Official Debut (photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:44pm On Sep 08, 2017

Looks like a Range Rover sport.

These manufacturers have ran out of design ideas sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Ladies Have Come Again - See Pre-burial Photos by decatalyst(m): 9:02pm On Sep 07, 2017

Her dead body go worwor die! undecided

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Romance › Re: Countries Having The Most Sexually Charged Women. by decatalyst(m): 12:25pm On Sep 07, 2017

Finfadei:
#11 ��Nigeria
According to Durex , Nigeria is rated at number-one in the sexually satisfied nations in the world with 67% of its population claiming sexual gratified.

Nigeria my Nigeria! Despite low income, high social vices, high mortality rate, poor standard of living and hardship all around, "our" women no dey gree when is comes to down there! grin

They don't mind you keep exploring for hrs till you dry up or faint! grin

I hail oooo

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Celebrities › Re: Must See !!!...get In Guys!!! [pics] by decatalyst(m): 9:18pm On Sep 06, 2017

Blaqqcorleone:
This dude is good

I might not know much about modeling but i believe dis guy should consider it

Wat do u think guys??

With those leggings?

Sorry, jeans!

Yeye dey smell...someone should bring air freshener undecided

Fashion › Re: Casio Wrist Watch Needs An Urgent Buyer by decatalyst(m): 9:16pm On Sep 06, 2017

foxglove:
Casio New Original AW-90H-7B,Multifunction Digital Analog Mens Watch,AW-90

Upload pictures, location and price.

I need a nice piece ASAP

Romance › Re: Girlfriend Texts Boyfriend She Shaved Her Head (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:58pm On Sep 05, 2017*

The dude is about to choke on his own saliva grin

The thought of seeing her with a bald head is making him wanna believe his ancestors are playing draft game with his brain grin

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