Romance › Re: Some Crazy Weird Things I Did When I Was Young by decatalyst(m): 9:27pm On Sep 05, 2017 |
subtlemee: Packing lizard eggs from a hole in our unused garage then to go fry and eat..the process of oiling the sauce pan was when my mum caught us
Even computer couldn't count the strokes of cane we received Even as small as a lizard egg is, you still wan fry am?  I trust you will have been able to do wonders with a mustard seed. 
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Romance › Re: 4 S£x Positions That WILL Make Her ¢um by decatalyst(m): 10:07pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
vchykp: sexologist's everwhere on nairaland.. please post how to satisfy men too, not always how to make her cum, we cum too nah.. haba! What u r saying interest... Lol!
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Health › Re: Itchy Rashes Appear On My Chest And Back.what Are They And How Do I Make Them Go by decatalyst(m): 4:42pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Tell us the last time you did it...  That thing... 
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Politics › Re: Number Of Federal Civil Servants State By State! by decatalyst(m): 3:14pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
AdeniyiA: Only!  And it's difficult for them to pay salary ... Can't they employ more than 500k? We are up to 180m in Nigeria  Simply irresponsible govts Employ 500k? To do what exactly? Farm on behalf of the government or to assist in counting the citizens everyday? Do you have an idea of how much the sum total of over the 89,000 earn per month, excluding allowancesallowances and the pension bill? Nah people like you go start a small biz and employ a work force you cannot pay or keep averagely satisfied. |
Celebrities › Re: Paschaline Alex Okoli: I Can Go Nude For A Movie Depending On The Amount by decatalyst(m): 3:07pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
No wonder she was impregnated by no one is Jennifa's dairy 
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Celebrities › Re: Peace Samuel Omana Covers Laveronica Magazine Latest Issue by decatalyst(m): 3:00pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Another diva in the making.
I pray she doesn't fall into the hand of people that would want to exploit her... |
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Stuns In Cleavage-Baring Outfit (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 2:29pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Florblu: Her "slippers cleavage" ...coming from a lady? It is a certified slappers Boobs 
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Family › Re: "Baby Cuddles Are The Best", Beautiful Photo Of Mark Zuckerberg With Baby August by decatalyst(m): 11:28pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
TheLogicalMind: Congrats to the man who Osewa will never equal. Are you osewa's God? Sorry, I forgot osewa doesn't believe in God 
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Autos › Re: 25 Most Expensive Motorcycles In The World by decatalyst(m): 8:45pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
If this one could serve the purpose of carrying sombori around during emergency, then it is also expensive! 
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Christianity Etc › Re: Nation Of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan Declares Jesus Is His Redeemer by decatalyst(m): 8:43pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
Praise to God.
We shall still be observing sha |
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Priest, CYRIACUS ONUNKWO, Dies (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 8:24pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
I am scared of human beings and their evil ways...
Why are people wicked to their neighbors and kinsmen?
Those that did this have murdered sleep and they shall know no rest. Amen. |
Romance › Re: I Feel Like I'm The Freshest Guy In The World - Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:15pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
That's the way anyone who has access to free pvssy and free drinks thinks. Original weed sef go make you feel Otedola and Dangote are just a step above you in life.  Continue ooo, e go soon clear for your eye and head...and you will realize you are just like this... 
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Education › Re: The Aurora Diamante Is World’s Most Expensive Pen At $1.3 Million by decatalyst(m): 7:29pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
toseen7: If i have money, i will buy it.... It is the replica of the pen being used to write the names of those going to heaven or hell fire?
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Celebrities › Re: Davido's Father Buy An Iphone For Davido & Naija Lady Who met With Him (pic,vid) by decatalyst(m): 9:18am On Sep 03, 2017 |
Let's move on please. 
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Education › Re: 50 Interesting And Funny Facts by decatalyst(m): 9:39pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
LastMumu: One evidence portraying my recent maturity our you gerrarah here! 
You no dey post like the "lastmumu" again ni  |
Education › Re: 50 Interesting And Funny Facts by decatalyst(m): 9:34pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: E-money Still On Sallah Mood, Shares New Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:48pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Una sure say Iamairforce1 is still OK and fit to still keep his moniker active on nairaland?
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Nairaland General › Re: Check Out The Huge Long Snake Killed In My New Church Cathedral by decatalyst(m): 8:40pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Wtf!
Looks damn creepy but lala be like...
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Family › Re: World Smallest Woman Got Married! by decatalyst(m): 6:38pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
What's this nau?
How could someone get married to his teddy or toy? |
Business › Re: Stanley Uzochukwu Joins Dangote, Elumelu To Receive U.S 8-Member Delegation by decatalyst(m): 5:43pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Benjom: When money speaks  Bullshit keeps quiet!  Bullshit stays back and watch 
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Romance › Re: Photo Of A Young Man, His Cassava & The Girls Got People Talking by decatalyst(m): 5:37pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: 20 Pre-Wedding Photos That Shut Down The Internet - LubeyNaija by decatalyst(m): 5:32pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
I wish to see their post wedding shot after two years. Let's see if all the "love" and "spark" they claim they have in their pre-wedding shots are still present  |
Romance › Re: Photo Of A Young Man, His Cassava & The Girls Got People Talking by decatalyst(m): 4:17pm On Sep 02, 2017*. Modified: 5:48pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
The mumu dey shine teeth cuz they were caressing him with small boobs...  Nah stomach pains go finish him...cuz those girls ain't gonna do noffin to help him  What should this young man now do? 
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Family › Re: South African Man Dies In Mistress Cupboard As Her Husband Came Home Unannounced by decatalyst(m): 4:14pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Mitchell Mimi Ozakpolor: "My Boobs Caused An Accident In Lagos" by decatalyst(m): 3:25pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
raymondFirstborn: Like you are not secretly praying to GOD for your G.F to have what she has. Nah! Just imagine how that gigantic stuff would look like after two birth. |
Family › Re: Scan Showed One Baby, But Woman Gives Birth To Four Babies (photos) by decatalyst(m): 1:46pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
samsard: While you are ass-licking god, your mates are making progress in various fields of the sciences. If everyone settled for the " god did it" explanation, we'd still be stuck in the dark ages. Will you stf! You could...
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Celebrities › Re: Nudist Stripped Off In An Open Park (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:46am On Sep 02, 2017 |
See their dry ugly a$$es  This will definitely promote homosexuality and lesbianism. You see babe go just waka around doing a random eye sampling of a rob she would like to shag  |
Celebrities › Re: Nudist Stripped Off In An Open Park (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:45am On Sep 02, 2017 |
 Are we recessing? We moving back to the primitive age? Smh!
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Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Celebrates His Wife, Lola's Birthday by decatalyst(m): 9:42am On Sep 02, 2017 |
Somebody you value and cherish is worth celebrating.
Happy birthday to her. |
Crime › Re: Drug Suspect In U.S Jumps Into Ocean To Evade Police, Swims Near Huge Shark by decatalyst(m): 9:27am On Sep 02, 2017 |
thundafire: At least he got served as breakfast to sharks One of the major problems we have in this country is that majority of the youths are docile and we don't like to read.  Can you go back now and read?
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Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Mitchel Ozakpolo Boobs That Led To Accident In Lagos [PICS] by decatalyst(m): 8:19am On Sep 02, 2017 |
MrRichy: the accident victim is probably an old pervert wey never see beta boobs wey stand gidigba like statue of liberty  |