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RomanceRe: Some Crazy Weird Things I Did When I Was Young by decatalyst(m): 9:27pm On Sep 05, 2017
subtlemee:
Packing lizard eggs from a hole in our unused garage then to go fry and eat..the process of oiling the sauce pan was when my mum caught us


Even computer couldn't count the strokes of cane we received
Even as small as a lizard egg is, you still wan fry am? shocked

I trust you will have been able to do wonders with a mustard seed. grin

RomanceRe: 4 S£x Positions That WILL Make Her ¢um by decatalyst(m): 10:07pm On Sep 04, 2017
vchykp:
sexologist's everwhere on nairaland.. please post how to satisfy men too, not always how to make her cum, we cum too nah.. haba!
What u r saying interest... Lol!

HealthRe: Itchy Rashes Appear On My Chest And Back.what Are They And How Do I Make Them Go by decatalyst(m): 4:42pm On Sep 04, 2017
Tell us the last time you did it... grin

That thing... grin

PoliticsRe: Number Of Federal Civil Servants State By State! by decatalyst(m): 3:14pm On Sep 04, 2017
AdeniyiA:
Only! shocked
And it's difficult for them to pay salary ...
Can't they employ more than 500k?
We are up to 180m in Nigeria shocked
Simply irresponsible govts
Employ 500k?

To do what exactly? Farm on behalf of the government or to assist in counting the citizens everyday?

Do you have an idea of how much the sum total of over the 89,000 earn per month, excluding allowancesallowances and the pension bill?

Nah people like you go start a small biz and employ a work force you cannot pay or keep averagely satisfied.
CelebritiesRe: Paschaline Alex Okoli: I Can Go Nude For A Movie Depending On The Amount by decatalyst(m): 3:07pm On Sep 04, 2017
No wonder she was impregnated by no one is Jennifa's dairy grin

CelebritiesRe: Peace Samuel Omana Covers Laveronica Magazine Latest Issue by decatalyst(m): 3:00pm On Sep 04, 2017
Another diva in the making.



I pray she doesn't fall into the hand of people that would want to exploit her...
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu Stuns In Cleavage-Baring Outfit (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 2:29pm On Sep 04, 2017
Florblu:
Her "slippers cleavage"
...coming from a lady? It is a certified slappers Boobs grin

FamilyRe: "Baby Cuddles Are The Best", Beautiful Photo Of Mark Zuckerberg With Baby August by decatalyst(m): 11:28pm On Sep 03, 2017
TheLogicalMind:
Congrats to the man who Osewa will never equal.
Are you osewa's God?

Sorry, I forgot osewa doesn't believe in God grin

AutosRe: 25 Most Expensive Motorcycles In The World by decatalyst(m): 8:45pm On Sep 03, 2017
If this one could serve the purpose of carrying sombori around during emergency, then it is also expensive! grin

Christianity EtcRe: Nation Of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan Declares Jesus Is His Redeemer by decatalyst(m): 8:43pm On Sep 03, 2017
Praise to God.


We shall still be observing sha
CrimeRe: Kidnapped Priest, CYRIACUS ONUNKWO, Dies (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 8:24pm On Sep 03, 2017
I am scared of human beings and their evil ways...



Why are people wicked to their neighbors and kinsmen?


Those that did this have murdered sleep and they shall know no rest. Amen.
RomanceRe: I Feel Like I'm The Freshest Guy In The World - Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:15pm On Sep 03, 2017
That's the way anyone who has access to free pvssy and free drinks thinks.


Original weed sef go make you feel Otedola and Dangote are just a step above you in life. grin


Continue ooo, e go soon clear for your eye and head...and you will realize you are just like this... grin

EducationRe: The Aurora Diamante Is World’s Most Expensive Pen At $1.3 Million by decatalyst(m): 7:29pm On Sep 03, 2017
toseen7:
If i have money, i will buy it....
It is the replica of the pen being used to write the names of those going to heaven or hell fire?

CelebritiesRe: Davido's Father Buy An Iphone For Davido & Naija Lady Who met With Him (pic,vid) by decatalyst(m): 9:18am On Sep 03, 2017
Let's move on please. undecided

EducationRe: 50 Interesting And Funny Facts by decatalyst(m): 9:39pm On Sep 02, 2017
LastMumu:
One evidence portraying my recent maturity our you gerrarah here! angry
You no dey post like the "lastmumu" again ni grin
EducationRe: 50 Interesting And Funny Facts by decatalyst(m): 9:34pm On Sep 02, 2017
LastMumu:
Will you gerrarah here. Ode! angry
Good to know you are still very much active ooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

But you don dey act mature now grin
CelebritiesRe: E-money Still On Sallah Mood, Shares New Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:48pm On Sep 02, 2017
Una sure say Iamairforce1 is still OK and fit to still keep his moniker active on nairaland?

Nairaland GeneralRe: Check Out The Huge Long Snake Killed In My New Church Cathedral by decatalyst(m): 8:40pm On Sep 02, 2017
Wtf!


Looks damn creepy but lala be like...

FamilyRe: World Smallest Woman Got Married! by decatalyst(m): 6:38pm On Sep 02, 2017
What's this nau?


How could someone get married to his teddy or toy?
BusinessRe: Stanley Uzochukwu Joins Dangote, Elumelu To Receive U.S 8-Member Delegation by decatalyst(m): 5:43pm On Sep 02, 2017
Benjom:
When money speaks cheesy
Bullshit keeps quiet! grin

Bullshit stays back and watch cool

RomanceRe: Photo Of A Young Man, His Cassava & The Girls Got People Talking by decatalyst(m): 5:37pm On Sep 02, 2017
Evablizin:
grin

Small boobi you will complain big boobi you will still complain kai
I like moderate thingz cool kiss
RomanceRe: 20 Pre-Wedding Photos That Shut Down The Internet - LubeyNaija by decatalyst(m): 5:32pm On Sep 02, 2017
I wish to see their post wedding shot after two years.



Let's see if all the "love" and "spark" they claim they have in their pre-wedding shots are still present undecided
RomanceRe: Photo Of A Young Man, His Cassava & The Girls Got People Talking by decatalyst(m):
The mumu dey shine teeth cuz they were caressing him with small boobs... sad


Nah stomach pains go finish him...cuz those girls ain't gonna do noffin to help him undecided

What should this young man now do? undecided

FamilyRe: South African Man Dies In Mistress Cupboard As Her Husband Came Home Unannounced by decatalyst(m): 4:14pm On Sep 02, 2017
softwerk:
I hope they allowed him cum before dying grin

Else he will arrive hell with an erect di*ck kiss
Maybe he masturbated before he gave up the ghost...that's why the maggots were so many nau grin
CelebritiesRe: Mitchell Mimi Ozakpolor: "My Boobs Caused An Accident In Lagos" by decatalyst(m): 3:25pm On Sep 02, 2017
raymondFirstborn:
Like you are not secretly praying to GOD for your G.F to have what she has.
Nah!

Just imagine how that gigantic stuff would look like after two birth.
FamilyRe: Scan Showed One Baby, But Woman Gives Birth To Four Babies (photos) by decatalyst(m): 1:46pm On Sep 02, 2017
samsard:
While you are ass-licking god, your mates are making progress in various fields of the sciences. If everyone settled for the " god did it" explanation, we'd still be stuck in the dark ages.
Will you stf!

You could...

CelebritiesRe: Nudist Stripped Off In An Open Park (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:46am On Sep 02, 2017
See their dry ugly a$$es grin grin


This will definitely promote homosexuality and lesbianism.

You see babe go just waka around doing a random eye sampling of a rob she would like to shag grin
CelebritiesRe: Nudist Stripped Off In An Open Park (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:45am On Sep 02, 2017
embarassed embarassed


Are we recessing? We moving back to the primitive age?


Smh!

CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Celebrates His Wife, Lola's Birthday by decatalyst(m): 9:42am On Sep 02, 2017
Somebody you value and cherish is worth celebrating.


Happy birthday to her.
CrimeRe: Drug Suspect In U.S Jumps Into Ocean To Evade Police, Swims Near Huge Shark by decatalyst(m): 9:27am On Sep 02, 2017
thundafire:
At least he got served as breakfast to sharks
One of the major problems we have in this country is that majority of the youths are docile and we don't like to read. undecided

Can you go back now and read?

CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Mitchel Ozakpolo Boobs That Led To Accident In Lagos [PICS] by decatalyst(m): 8:19am On Sep 02, 2017
MrRichy:
the accident victim is probably an old pervert wey never see beta boobs wey stand gidigba like statue of liberty
cheesy

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