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Nairaland GeneralRe: OMG ! This Is What It looks like In a Shopping Mall In China (PHOTOS) by decatalyst(m): 8:18am On Sep 24, 2017
ikbnice:
I just imagine if there are 1.2 billion Nigerians living in this country
Ah! That's disaster in unquantifiable quantum! Coupled with our mentality and our peculiarities, nah die o!

Nairaland GeneralRe: OMG ! This Is What It looks like In a Shopping Mall In China (PHOTOS) by decatalyst(m): 8:16am On Sep 24, 2017
WTF! Different people 'romancing/caressing' the meat like that is unhygienic nau undecided



And China is a developed country undecided

E dey do me like make I piss on top all the meat sef

PetsRe: Please How Are My 3 Months Boys Looking? by decatalyst(m): 6:52am On Sep 23, 2017
willyroses:
They have cage just bring them out time to time..So they experience a kind of change of environment..
OK then. Kudos
FamilyRe: Lady Announced Her Sister Was Missing But She Was Busy In The Bedroom With Men by decatalyst(m): 10:08pm On Sep 22, 2017
Awon omo ti ka bodi



undecided

PetsRe: Please How Are My 3 Months Boys Looking? by decatalyst(m): 10:05pm On Sep 22, 2017
Bro, go get comfy cage for those cuties jor!
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Terrifying Experience With A Strange Cat This Morning. by decatalyst(m): 5:26pm On Sep 22, 2017
In other words, you maim the poor cat's life?




Wehdon ooo...now you have our full attention. sad

PoliticsRe: Check Out Photos Of Cross River And It's Handsome Governors by decatalyst(m): 5:22pm On Sep 22, 2017
Iyam more interested in the list of their tangible achievements or stolen funds undecided




Who 'handsomeness' EPP?

CultureRe: Ezelekhae Ewuare: The Crown Prince Of Benin Kingdom Unveiled In Edo (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 5:18pm On Sep 22, 2017
Dude looks handsome and fresh kiss



Plenty kitten fall on him

RomanceRe: Man Abroad Sends Ring To Co-worker To Propose To His Abuja Gf On His Behalf(Pics by decatalyst(m): 2:21pm On Sep 22, 2017
Divay22:
Distance is no longer a barrier when it comes to proposing again cheesy cheesy
Send the ring and it'll be a done deal .
Yes, he can send the semen to you too undecided


Irunu radarada

RomanceRe: Man Abroad Sends Ring To Co-worker To Propose To His Abuja Gf On His Behalf(Pics by decatalyst(m): 2:02pm On Sep 22, 2017
E-divorce would be appropriate too

1st pix: babe looking elated pre-wedding


2nd Pix: babe deflated post-wedding undecided

CultureRe: Is It A Yoruba Tradition For The Groom To Buy Clothes For The Bride's Family? by decatalyst(m): 8:30pm On Sep 21, 2017
Make dem kuku calculate their burial dress join too lipsrsealed


Nah because their child never tey for house.


Irunu buruku undecided

NYSCRe: Busty Female Corper Set The Media Ablaze With Eye-popping Photo by decatalyst(m): 8:24pm On Sep 21, 2017
IT IS A PROBLEM...


undecided
CelebritiesRe: Skibii Buys First Car Worth N7m "All You Need Is Believe And Grace".(photo) by decatalyst(m): 9:58pm On Sep 20, 2017
Bloggers beware!


Did he tell you people that he bought the car? Una see him inside with the particulars?

RomanceRe: Advice Needed, My Cousin And I Dating Same Girl by decatalyst(m): 11:41am On Sep 20, 2017
I just feel like doing this....to you so that you will not have the mouth to TELL next time


Also note that the babe is a potential doro-cheerful-giver...use your goddamn head, please!

SportsRe: 13 Footballers Who Met Superstars As Kids & Became Stars Too by decatalyst(m): 3:07am On Sep 20, 2017
Success is available for everybody.





Just work for it and grab it! cool
RomanceRe: New Photos Of Couple Who Got Married After Initially Stuck In The Friendzone by decatalyst(m): 2:50pm On Sep 19, 2017
So disproportionate in size grin

PoliticsRe: Pythons Don’t Dance, Crocodile Can Never Smile – Abati Slams Nigerian Military by decatalyst(m): 2:06pm On Sep 19, 2017
It just confirms the fact that Abati is really draft!


Can anyone explain the meaning of oxymoron, paradox and metaphor to him? undecided

Maybe an English language class for his senile brain would help undecided
CelebritiesRe: Another Meme Don Set...Caption This Photo Of Actor, Odunlade Adekola by decatalyst(m): 1:59pm On Sep 19, 2017
When you see @seun telling @lalasticlala that snakes are created by God grin
CrimeRe: Son Beats 85-year-old Mother To Death To Please His Wife In Egypt (photos) by decatalyst(m): 1:57pm On Sep 19, 2017
How I feel towards the son sad

EducationRe: ASUU Calls Off Strike: See Funny Pictures by decatalyst(m): 7:55am On Sep 19, 2017
olofofonaija1:
What will I write now ?
Funniest grin grin
EventsRe: Another Man Mr. Etoroma set to marry two wives in Orie-Irri, Delta State by decatalyst(m): 9:50pm On Sep 18, 2017
Both of them combined no still fine at all grin

CelebritiesRe: Artist & Designer Nike Davies-okundaye Welcomes Her 11th Grandchild (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:48pm On Sep 18, 2017
Is that why she is dressed like a goddess or dairy?

HealthRe: Any Lady I Have Sex With Gets Pimples On Her Face: What Could Be Wrong With Me? by decatalyst(m): 7:19pm On Sep 18, 2017
barackosama:
Bro, you better use Nixoderm as Butter whenever you're eating bread, seems like you have internal pimples. grin grin grin grin
Werey boy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Track And Trace Option Of Nipost Not Working, Anyone Also Experiencing This? by decatalyst(m): 2:23pm On Sep 18, 2017
bjstardom:
I used global track trace and it tells me it is in Lagos, but don't know I it is arrived m local destination.
If its in Lagos already, give it 3-5days before checking at the nearest post office to ur address
RomanceRe: Man Blasted For Sharing After-Sex Photos With His Girlfriend On Facebook by decatalyst(m): 1:15pm On Sep 18, 2017
GloriaNinja:
undecided SOCIAL MEDIA HAS REALLY MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE DUMB.
Social media made then dumb or social media assisted them to make their stupidity publicized?


Some other sets are warming up as we read.
RomanceRe: "Men Are Afraid To Propose To Us" - Ghanaian Military Women Cry Out by decatalyst(m): 1:05pm On Sep 18, 2017
Ironically, nah this kind babes dey easy to date ooo...


Always sweet and gives you less problem.


But you could die of High Blood pressure thinking her boss dey straff her in the guise of "special duty/assignment". grin grin
CrimeRe: A Gay Asking For Sex From Facebook User (screenshot) by decatalyst(m): 7:08pm On Sep 17, 2017
How did he become your friend in the first place?

PetsRe: Lady Holds Baby Shower For Her Pregnant Dog In Abuja (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 5:45pm On Sep 17, 2017
sammyj:
The slow spoke is not married looking at it from the point of her finger without any ring!!!
You know say nah slowpoke, so she fit don forget am for bathroom sink. grin
PoliticsRe: Sir Abubarka Tafawa Balewa On Vacation In 1963 (pix) by decatalyst(m): 11:45am On Sep 17, 2017
VACATION or at his backyard?

PetsRe: Lady Holds Baby Shower For Her Pregnant Dog In Abuja (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:42am On Sep 17, 2017
14teenK:
Bunch of ignorant rats in boxers screaming above me... If you don't own a dog you won't understand feeling cool

Compound mumu spotted!

PetsRe: Lady Holds Baby Shower For Her Pregnant Dog In Abuja (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:39am On Sep 17, 2017
Nah the husband Una suppose blame.


He marry mumu still con buy am female dog...mumu raise to power two. If the dog con born more female dogs, then the man's house is the breeding home for mumu

And all of them are mumu undecided

But if she never marry, then one needs to beware of the girls...make one no goan marry a total slowpoke.
Christianity EtcRe: Hilarious Conversation Between Nigerian Guy & 'pastor' Who Tried To Scam Him by decatalyst(m): 10:33am On Sep 17, 2017
Awon eleribu sombori undecided

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