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Chimaokigwe:
That is not the Ọba of Lagos, that's the Oniru.

All of them combined!

Nah this kind thing you go see these OBAs wearing white and walking like they contributed anything to a project, and they wouldn't even "defend" his staff of office, not to talk of their palaceor their people.


Yeye dey smell.


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EdoDefence:
All of them in that hostel could be sent to hardest of fronts as punishment

Abi.

Wisdom is profitable

EdoDefence:
Could he have been that bad?

They are not applying wisdom at all.

Who told them the new sheriff in town couldn't make them appear in front of disciplinary panel because of this unprofessional conduct??


I wonder if some individuals have any functional/useful substance in their skull sometimes sha.

8 yrs old bag?




IT IS FINISHED!

-2

He wants to draw a map?



And you waited for him to use you as a guinea pig for his tattoo drawing?

Evil is resident in some people's heart.


Kai!

Bro, this is cool.


I love this work.


I hope it isn't expensive to do one.

Ishilove:
Hello sonofjos, thank you for sharing.

People like us who were born and raised here notice a marked difference in the tempo of activities in other areas of the country. I was in Ondo for a year and I almost ran mad there because life in that state is so... sleepy. Everyone was just moving like geriatric patients, unlike Lagos here where if you are too slow, you will be shoved aside. Last last when it was time to leave, I packed my travelling bags and two mighty Ghana-must-go bags and fled the place by 6am.

Lagos is a melting pot of different ethnic groups with different characters, both saintly and shady, so overtime it developed a character unique to it. We talk angrily a lot of the times because there is someone somewhere always trying to provoke you, cheat you, or steal from you so we are always on guard and on the defensive. Someone tried to pick my bag last year but the kind of eye I gave him must have turned his ancestors in their graves.

Add the congested roads and the traffic and you cannot be calm even if you try to. You will be angry for no reason. Yoruba people call it 'kan ra'. Pepper body. That is why danfo drivers behave like animals because one cannot sit inside hold up day in day out, inhaling noxious exhaust fumes, avoiding police, LASTMA, NURTW agbero, taskforce, police, VIO, those new ones wearing green uniform (I don't know these ones. There are so many uniforms in Lagos) and still be completely sane.

Conductors and passengers fighting is a normal thing. One day I was returning from work and saw two fighting in the middle of the road, and what amazed me was they were sparring like professional boxers, complete with the boxer's stance and leg work. iKid you not. Conductor and passenger. It was the agberos, funny enough, who came to chase them from the road because they were constituting nuisance to other road users. The kid you described did not have any super powers. He was just acting like the typical Lagosian who has been conditioned to act out in the face of provocation. Eat or be eaten. Some of these conductors are very rude and nasty (I suspect it is their own defence mechanism) while some passengers on the other hand are idiots.

The trader in Computer Village was not 'threatening' you. They are simply aggressive marketers. If you don't aggressively market your products you won't make any sales because there a 1001 traders selling the same thing as you. The secret to walking successfully through the Village is rearranging your face to look like granite, avoiding eye contact with anyone and stubbornly ignoring 'threatening'' calls. They cannot hijack you from the road into their shop, abi? Develop military mind!

The same military mind my friend Sanchez01 took to Enugu when he went on a visit. He wanted to board a bus and used ishon (muscle) to run pell mell to where the bus was parked waiting for him. When he jumped in with the skill of a James Bond stuntsman, he met the driver and passengers staring at him strangely.

The driver asked him: "Oga, are you from Lagos?", to which he replied in the affirmative. The driver then remarked "No wonder. It is only Lagos people that behave like they are fighting with everyone."

Well written, dear

What are you trying to say?


That her papa sowed a seed...?


Abi what are you trying to say?


I just want to understand ni

What are you trying to say?


That her papa sowed a seed...?


Abi what are you trying to say?


I just want to understand ni

What is this rubbish


I think we really need to go out seperate ways...this is getting absurd.

mightyhazel:
which house. bush na house?

I wonder ooo.


Which "home" e dey talk about? His home is far North. They should go to their home and stop killing people that want to farm, kidnapping people that struggle to earn a legitimate living.

Enough is enough!

Righteousness2:
That's what Happens when you come in through the back door...
That's what Happens when you had to use dubious and Fraudulent means to get to Power.

The Wicked runneth when no man pursues him.
The Righteous are as bold as a Lion.

My Source of Joy is that GOD ALMIGHTY is in Total Control..

Please don't disrespect yourself.

Let's move forward.

I love my life...even though I dey this terrible economy...i love my life.

Even though they value cows and animals more than humans, I love my life.


Even though hunger bad, I love my life.


Even though all looks gloomy, I love my life.


All will be well!

Something really has to be done. Done, very fast.


Utman Danfodio comes to mind.


South West and every other parts needs to be on red alert.

My question is, why the choice of a market?



These things these guys take ehn

Choko

bukatyne:
You want to look for a side chick?

I like your wife : she allegedly commits adultery, then pushes you to do same so you are even.

You are playing to her hands bro.

Abi ooo.


When matter reach people ears, she go just say ask him if he isn't sleeping around. She go claim nah the man start am sef.

Op nah suegbe, no be packo

Nah what will people say dey kill you...


So you will condone a cheating wife?


Is like you want to die and live that daughter of yours to probably be slept with by the landlord and his friends.

SirBunky85:
o boy u don do nah.do you want him to run away from this forum?

We don't need to keep making this forum conducive for toxic people.

Cc: @seun @lalasticlala

SAMBARRY:
obviously

Have you noticed that it's envious loosers that try and undermine and downplay a person's success Because it reminds them of their failure


When you see a failure,it's never hard to detect.their insecurity and sensitivity to others succeeding overwhelms them so much that it shows

#gbam!

Congratulations to him for performing excellently.


At least not that useless one sent to the Hague...

MASTAkiLLAh:
Presidency ran 440 like Ben Johnson just to release statement defending fulani terrorists yet keep demonic silence when the terrorists are on rampage

It's a shame, really!

The more they try to say this government is not a bigot one or not a tribalistic one, the more breeze dey blow their fowl yansh.

Make 2023 come and let's erase this chapter of our so called "democracy" jare.

Issok

thorpido:
You're TOO DULL obviously.Not worth my time.

Very laughable...

Everybody Sha be trying hard to make themselves relevant and important.

thorpido:
Some of you are so dull headed that you can't even see a joke when one stares you in the face.
Such a shame.

You must be senile if that thrash you wrote is the definition of "humor" to you.

NextD18:
Sony PlayStation games are not memorable gifts.


His son deserves a very good memorable gift and treatment, not Ps5 that will be irrelevant in 3 to 5 years time when about two upgraded versions will be out.


Congratulations to his son for beating cancer twice.

Chai!

Memorable gift by your "standard" must be building a house or marrying a wife for him shey?

Must you define others by your own standard? That kid may value that gift more than anything else after his parents.

Let people make their choices!

Brooke60:
Yours is two years and about to collapse, you no face that oo. You are facing the one with a son of 20 year old. Guy!!!

Nah mumu nau.

I am surprised you are shocked.

thorpido:
Great feat.She tried.

Why she come pack makeup for face come be like cadaver na?

At least the make up didn't cement her brain like the ones you roll with!

Why see fault in this kinda news? Are you bitter?

Beauty with brain.


I pray that you will excel and make yourself proud.

Happy graduation, cutie.