₦airaland Forum

Counter-Terrorism

The spirit of Jack Bauer is at work in northeastern Nigeria.

Fish the terrorists out and kill them all.

N/B: Don't forget to go after their sponsors, even if they are in Aso Rock.

Spare no one

nadia_SA: Well i grew up in a household which lived 90% take-a-ways and the other 10% my elder sis use to cook..

My mom a full time pastor so she hardly cook just buy buy and had no time to teach me how to cook at an early age. I'm older now(19) and live away from my home, have my own little family..

My problem is every time i cook i BURN my food always (first thought it was cause i'm on bbm/wasapp, but even if i stay in the kitchen it burns somehow .

If it doesn't burn it doesn't taste good at all at all. I've tried adding spices and all but it still doesn't taste any better! I really do not what to do now ... I want my food to taste like other women's food not like i was just playing and wasting food...

U can be the best cook, all u need is to follow the instructions on these websites.

www.allnigerianrecipes.com

www.cooks.com

It thought me so much and can do even more for u.

Goodlock

figment232: Amaechi will suffer.he neva see anything."U want to bite the finger that fed you."

And what are u insunuating?
Which finger fed Ameachi?
Ameachi was already a governor before GEJ even became an acting president.

Asari is the latest spokesman for GEJ and not Niger Deltans. So he(Asari) should continue with his threats of war if 2015 doesn't favour the continuation of his pipeline contract.

Truth is as shining light that dispels darkness.
Everybody could see the truth behind the grounding of the Rivers State aircraft but those with twisted mind due to wickedness and selfishness will always reject the truth even when the truth is as bright as the sun.

Gov. Aliyu Babangida has prophecied that those fighting the governors today, will come begging in 2015.

GEJ be warned, Gov. Ameachi has the supports of most northern governors and i can see he (Ameachi) is also gaining the support of the oppositions.

Yes GEJ is very scared of oppositions within and outside PDP.
But he failed to realize that Ameachi is a fearless breed.

No matter the tricks he may deploy against Ameachi, he might not win the battle as long as most northern & ACN governors are in favour of Ameachi.

GEJ is scared of Ameachi because he knew and believe what Ameachi is capable of doing.

pro01: Nothing can be more 'childish' than a PDP governor from the Niger Delta engaging in arm-wrestling and muscle-flexing with the president. All is fair in love and war.

How did Gov. Ameachi wrestled with the president? Was it because he vehemently resisted the move by Bayelsa state govt to claim oil blocs that belonged to Rivers State? Or that he asked the FG to permit the Niger Delta governors to fix the death trap called east-west road which the FG always budget huge amount of money every year yet nothing is being done to help change the situation of the road. Tankers kept falling off the road and killing people while buildings/properties are also destroyed. Instead of GEJ cautioning the minister of Niger Delta affairs, he's busy fighting Ameachi.

And why is GEJ always afraid of oppositions within and outside pdp?

onatisi: and where in the report did u read that it was gej that gave the directive ? it was NAMA that gave the order and not the presidency
let me past the story for u, i think that will help you .


The political disagreement between Nigeria's president Goodluck Jonathan and Rivers State governor Rotimi Amaechi took a new dimension today as aviation agencies prevented the aircraft of the governor from leaving Akure Airport in Ondo State shortly after the governor and his aides returned from the burial of late deputy governor of Ekiti State, Olufunmilayo Olayinka.

SaharaReporters learnt that National Airspace management Authority operatives refused to give clearance to the governor's jet to take off leaving the governor and his aides stranded.

So u 4got that GEJ uses anything under his power to deal with his opponents?

Hello Nairalanders!
We are all aware that the Federal Government has released over N5.7b for victims of the post election violence that rocked the nation after the 2011 general elections.

We are also aware that since the post election violence in 2011, none of the perpetrators of the ugly acts has being brought to justice till date.
Innocent lives were lost, mostly christains/corpers.

Now these are questions left unanswered.

1) Who are those behind the killings of innocent Nigerians in the post election violence?

2) Were they truly arrested, if yes; what is delaying justice to be done?

3) Over N5.7b has been released by the FG, who are those to truly benefit from the fund, the states where the violence took place or the victims as proposed by the FG?
Don't forget how things works in Nigeria, for instance, the flood that struck the nation last year, the bilions of naira that was released and yet the victims still crying for help. I guess you all knows what am talking about?

4) Why did it take the FG up to 2 years before remembering the victims, which most of them lost their means of living during the violence?

superbloke: But the Rivers state government is managing a huge power project for port harcourt. Why would Lagos not be able to do same?

Why won't Rivers State manage the power plants they built with Rivers State fund? If Lagos State want to manage power plants, then they should build it with their funds.

Why wont it generate $200 bilion when the wicked policy in Nigeria has made other ports in the country are dead in favour of lagos ports?

My Advise To Massob And Co On Attack Strategy


1) Major target should be the mosques and islamic centers.

2) Nigerian Army, police/SSS, Customs, and co should follow

3)Modernize ogbunigwe that can reach as far as Aso Rock, NASS, CBN office, Defence headquaters, National mosque to achieve these you can watch the film titled 24 season 6 and learn how to target far distance from those Russian guys

4)Destroy all federal pipeline in the South East.

If u guys can achieve all these the Nigeria will let Biafra be

Good Luck

But why Lie Lie (Lai) Mohammed no go Kano or Kadunna? D guy sure dey enjoy em self for SW na em make am dey talk any how.

Infact i support UPN

Up UPN

Down ACN

CyberG: During OBJ's era when 6 policemen on duty were killed at Odi, he asked the governor Alamaiseigha to produce their killers immediately. Alams was slow, could not, etc. OBJ immediately asked the Army to go get it done and they levelled Odi. Nothing like that ever happened again until the retardeen GEJ. What will or can the retardeen do now? A big committee? A fat promise to catch the killers? Fresh fart!

Radio without battery stop talking nonsense.

Do u think that Nigerian army operates in the north the same way they did in Niger Delta?

Or do u think the killers of the security men in Odi were indigenes of Odi?

Have u ever heard that Nigerian army burnt houses in the north as a result of their men killed by boko haram?
But they did that in Niger Delta.

CyberG: There is oil in Lagos, Ondo and Ogun states. There is a large deposit of Oil sands in Ondo state too. The same type of oil sands in Canada, the biggest oil supplier to the US. If Nigeria breaks, not one soul from SE or SS will be allowed anywhere in the SW.

To hell with ur SW! SE alone is richer that ur SW let alone adding SS to SE.

I blame my igbo brothers & sisters who left their father's land to make investments in SW.
Let the fraud called Nigeria break up, so all those from SW/North who are occupying top positions in different companies will vacate Old Eastern Region and our stolen oil blocs retrieved

akereconfi: Mr. Man....Jomo Gbomo and MEND neva embraced the amnesty. NDPVF and the rest embraced it......

U are wrong because NDPVF led by Asari didn't accept amnesty but NDV led by Ateke Tom, a faction of MEND led by Tompolo accepted the amnesty .
So some MEND fighters who rejected the amnesty are the ones keeping MEND alive

confusion247: May be Okah committed the offense in south Africa.

What of Charles Okah who is wasting away in Abuja prison, what offense did he commit?

I pity GEJ because Niger Delta will be a danger zone for him when he leaves office.

idupaul: I don't understand U sef... Wasn't Mend granted Amnesty before .. Haven't members of Mend been been drawing allowance from the FG ? Was it a Nigerian court that jailed Okah ..**beg just park ur golf well before I start my marco polo.

Was Henry Okah a beneficiary of the fraud called amnesty?

dorox: Na the kine doctor wey go realign your perception to dey in phase with the real world. The reason wey make you dey fit see all these water spirits na becos your perception don shift in such a way when e be say e no dey straight again, e bend so tay e come dey fit see wetin normal eye no dey fit see.

It has nothing to do with my perception but a reality. Am very astonished that u guys are ignorant of things like this

eriegua83: Now I really pity u nd feel ur pains. Go to synagogue church of all nations and not NL. We don't treat spiritual and mental cases in NL but synagogue does. Must rant nd bark at everyone, we re just trying to help cos ur case is more mental than spiritual. Any way mad man nor dey know say him they craze.

Unfortunately na u dey mad but u no know. As for me am mentally sound

ooman: lol....am not doubting your story, its quite mesmerizing! You should claim a throne in her kingdom, that's your best option, but before you do, get to a mental asylum first!

I don't her spiritual throne or vain glory but if u chose to make a mockery of experience, i wish it befalls u so u can taste it and later testify

Mudley313: oh cool. another schizophrenic rant by a backwardly superstitious nigerian

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Dom't blame u cos u are too blind to see or ur brain too dull/weak to reason.
Tell me what is stopping the recovery process after some of the best neurologists in Nigerian hospitals (UNTH Enugu, Menphis Clinic &Nuerosurgery Enugu, & UPTH Port Harcourt) has said all i needed was to undergo physiotherapy in order to be fit again and yet nothing has changed.

Infact the last physio center i spent 3 months there and spent over 400k, the doctors was shocked because they did the best they can and when it looked as if something is getting better but before u know what happened, everything has gone back to square one.
I was later asked to seek spiritual counselling..

So mr man can u explain to me why medical science isn't working even when results from X-Ray & CT Scan has said it will work?

eriegua83: Read everybody's post only one message is preached you need a psychiatrist. Delete this ur rubbish before you visit yaba left.

Na ur entire generation need a psychiatrist and may wat am facing befall u and ur cohorts 7x.

eriegua83: God bless you my bros from another mother exactly what I told him but they hid my post; no freedom of speech in nairaland.

Look at who is talking, ur brain has failed u.

ooman: give the marine spirit what she wants and ask for your throne in her kingdom, where you can screw the 14 bitches at the same time, or you can go and see a psychiatrist before you get to the street.

Na u need a psychiatrist cos ur brain dey fail u.
I know u & cohorts are doubting the authenticity of my story which is a mere expression of ignorance. But u know wat? U can go and hug a wet transformer, am sure u'll learn ur lesson wit it

dorox: You won't find your remedy in Church, go and see a doctor.

Bros abeg which kine doctor u sey make i go see, medical or ?

Joel.:
really funny, but if na true you are in serious trouble or problem.

No be small gbege ooo. Me i sincerely tire 4 dis babe o

jacobscros: go to MFM CHURCH

I've thought about that but i no get dat strength to dey shout fire fire fire

overdrive: Nyc script.

No be script something o, na d gbege i see myself be that o

Yes, she said i dumped her (as if we were together before) so she's gonna torment me until i change my mind. But wait o, i wan take marry marine spirit no be person na? Na me be the only guy wey em community get river? This kine love abi na by force?

Anyway, it all started when i was about 10 year old, my nephew who was into fishing asked me to escort him, so i can help in removing water from the canoe and i gladly followed him.
We got to the river, entered the boat and started sailing; we got to a point i looked into the river, lo and behold i was seeing a different world in the river and it was very beautiful with glitering stars. Fear catch me die but i no tell anybody.

From that time onwards i used to have strange dreams where i do see myself sitting on a very big and majestic throne with extraodinary beautiful queens about 14 of them and each of them wears a crown; the same crown used during beauty pageants. Infact na for water i first see am before i come dey see am on tv.
I also dream where i dey make love to one white chic and several strange things.

Am sure the marine spirit made so attracted to ladies that made had countless girlfriends and the truth was that i don't offer them anything except sex, some of which i collected reasonable amount of money yet never screwed them, others i'd screwed and they paid wella. I got so addicted to sex that i cant stay for 48 hrs without it and in some cases i screwed up to 3 girls a day. My waist been too sharp eh.

Even as a teenager things were going so smoothly for me and i grew in influence which made people envied me unjustly, after my secondary school studies, i was offered a job in an oil company(Slumberger) with a startup salary of 80k a month but i declined the offer simply because i was working on getting an admission in UNIMAID which i later got in late 2002 but couldn't go there till today cause my half brother planned to kill me just because of envy.
I was supposed to leave Port Harcourt for Maidiguri on the 16th of october 2002 but on the 13th of the same month, he sent his fellow ciltists to kill me which they tried but i survived the attack miraculously.

They tried cutting of my head with an axe but couldn't because the axe broke in my neck and according to x-ray & CT Scan results, it shows that 75% of the cervical was cut off and my head was falling aside and i suffered complete paralysis. But after the surgery i was able to hold my head up with the support of a neckbrace. But even with that condition the nurses at Menphis clinic Enugu were quarrelling themselves because of me. All of una get luck sey my condition no gree me, i thought within myself.

I left the clinic and was taken to my maternal home in Abia state where i gave my life to Christ and stated physiotherapy but uptil now nothing has changed even when the medical science say i will be fit as before.
Last year i was admitted in a physiotherapy hospital in Port Harcourt where i spent over 400k but no improvement.

I remembered that after i gave my life to Christ, i usually see a very big python chasing me in my dreams and i also remembered seeing my legs tied up with a snake in my dream. The last time the marine spirit came to me, she was completely naked, but instead of making love to her i fought her. Since then the babe dey vex for me and she dey attack me like sey tomorrow no dey, infact i dey fear to sleep for night o.

She say make i come back to her, sey she go make me well and make me very wealthy or else sey she no go allow me rest o.

Abeg my people wetin una think sey make i do cos me don tire o. She don even block all were money dey from enta my hsnd o. Abi make i surrender?