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RomanceRe: If Your Guy Does These 5 Things, DON'T Marry Him! by decode55(m): 10:09pm On Dec 24, 2014
Super Story.

As husband dey scarce these days, Nigerian Females would marry anything that has a _dick b/w his legs & a little dough to throw around.

So, OP, good luck trying to convince them otherwise grin grin


**continues drafting plan to steal chicken tonight** cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by decode55(m): 8:35pm On Dec 24, 2014
Nmeri17:
u don yab am sotey e come commot the pics entirely grin
grin grin no mind the _imbecile. Him wan beef him papa.

How body joor?
PoliticsRe: House-to-House Campaign Organization Dumps Jonathan, Adopts Buhari by decode55(m): 8:06pm On Dec 24, 2014
shaqhead:
Ouccchhh...lolz...guy u baaaad...only me all ds missiles...shoo..na so e tk pain u?...kpele...oya chop knuckle...thnk God say ur hot oil don finish...bt wait, hw do u manage to have hot oil on standby? Am tinkn Akara tinz..#jst sayin...
undecided nothing do you sha.

Next time, mind the way you dey yarn.

**knuckle taken**



I noticed the passing shot you threw at me sha. But I'll let it slide by

Merry Christmas
Nairaland GeneralRe: Top Ten Types Of People You Will See In The Village This Xmass Period by decode55(m): 4:54pm On Dec 24, 2014
Front Page material wink
RomanceRe: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by decode55(m): 4:51pm On Dec 24, 2014
sawdust:
decode55,am sure u are one of those guys that will buy a T-shirt with krest ''My money grows like Grass''....
Sure why u hav friends with such pictures in dem fones
I bet that's the only T-Shirt your half-wit of a dad has smiley

**

Is that you on your profile? You look like one of those wheel barrow pushers at OilMill market, PH grin grin
RomanceRe: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by decode55(m): 1:25pm On Dec 24, 2014
where's the "Club Logo" pic? undecided
PoliticsRe: House-to-House Campaign Organization Dumps Jonathan, Adopts Buhari by decode55(m): 1:15pm On Dec 24, 2014
kay29000:
You are the brainwashed and close minded guy. Which kind of brainwashing has Buhari done? People are just tired of retrogression...taking two steps forward and five steps back.
[size=30pt] LOL! [/size]

Did you just use the word "retrogression" in relation to Jonathan's Government?

Okay..

Answer these few questions.

How many years has the North held power?

What have they done with it?

Pinpoint 5 (just 5) grass root developmental projects that they've "started"

When the power left the North for a little time, Boko Haram popped up; & they're blowing up themselves, infrastructure & their fellow muslim brothers to bits.

& you have the guts to talk about retrogression.

No offense. But You must be a special kind of stvpid. angry
PoliticsRe: House-to-House Campaign Organization Dumps Jonathan, Adopts Buhari by decode55(m): 12:41pm On Dec 24, 2014
shaqhead:
U wey I kno...no b una dy stay 11 for one room...tokn abt door...una landlord don finally put door for una? No ves o but d last tym I pass dt una area I no c door o.

I absolutely think U should pour them dt hot anointin oil...ds folks will be doin a good Job for GMB n dy wl nid ur oil as grease on their elbows!

Seriosly bro u shd listen to em, dy r GMB Witnesses...D message is CHANGE is COMING
you're trying to tell us how you, your ancestors & future generation have been & would continue living abi? cheesy continue

& please, when next you quote me, use English.

I don't understand gibberish. It seems that's what you & your fellow illiterate family & friends use to communicate in that your vicious circle of malnourished, poverty-stricken, brain-washed, body-odor sharing neighborhood.

Thanks wink
AgricultureRe: How Do You Run A Poultry Business Without Running Mad? by decode55(m): 9:28am On Dec 24, 2014
Hmm. This girl has come again undecided
CelebritiesRe: Area Fada Charly Boy Shares Weird Pics (PHOTOS) by decode55(m): 9:08am On Dec 24, 2014
Old fool
PoliticsRe: I Want To Add 1million Naira To GEJ Campaign Fund! by decode55(m): 8:49am On Dec 24, 2014
cool cool
Technology MarketRe: 2units US Used Bold5 For Sale #15k Each by decode55(m): 8:44am On Dec 24, 2014
Location?
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Date A Lady Who Cant Cook?, And Are You Willing To Teach Her.. by decode55(m): 7:07am On Dec 24, 2014
So, teasey you can't cook eh? undecided

& I was busy liking your profile pic ni

Well, I can teach you sha. smiley wink
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Ghanaian Actress, Yvonne Okoro Set To Wed Nigerian Billionaire by decode55(m): 11:13pm On Dec 23, 2014
Nmeri17:
**note to self**
she is not worth insulting. ignore her kiss
wise decision bro.

These nairaland females are just something else undecided
CelebritiesRe: Unveiling Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo’s Children by decode55(m): 10:05pm On Dec 23, 2014
undecided
PoliticsRe: Jonathan And Buhari: The New Madness Of Nairalanders!!! by decode55(m): 9:52pm On Dec 23, 2014
huh
PoliticsRe: House-to-House Campaign Organization Dumps Jonathan, Adopts Buhari by decode55(m):
where they would meet their hot groundnut-oil bath is when they would come knocking on my door.

I wonder how y'all Pro-Buhari can't see beneath this facade

Brain washed people.

Come Feb 2015, y'all would cry grin grin

Mark my words smiley
PoliticsRe: Buhari Defends His Records On BBC Hardtalk by decode55(m): 8:59pm On Dec 23, 2014
this man is the perfect definition of the word: _Clueless undecided

& someone had/has the guts to say he was "Presidential" in his poise & carriage.

All I see/saw is/was a sore serial loser undecided
PetsRe: Help Cockroach Every Were For My House by decode55(m): 8:07pm On Dec 23, 2014
echobee:
Why do u want to kill ur co-tenants? grin tongue
cheesy grin
PhonesRe: Wonders Shall Never End MTN Customer Care Agent Also Needs Free Browsing Code by decode55(m): 8:05pm On Dec 23, 2014
bhaliz44:
I need you in my zoo.
cheesy cheesy
PhonesRe: Wonders Shall Never End MTN Customer Care Agent Also Needs Free Browsing Code by decode55(m): 2:29pm On Dec 23, 2014
LoL. Its like you're new here.

If you're expecting nairalanders to hit that link, you shall grow old o! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Opinion: What Should A Female Nairalander Be Called?? by decode55(m): 12:02am On Dec 23, 2014
Fraudsters tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Becomes First EPL Club To Reach 5 Million Twitter Followers by decode55(m): 12:01am On Dec 23, 2014
chaberry:
Ofcourse Arsenal is the most love team in EPL So it's no surprise
keep quiet tongue
CelebritiesRe: Actress Moesha Boduong Flauting Her Breast Braless In The Name Of Fashion by decode55(m): 11:53pm On Dec 22, 2014
those _boobs are devoid of any iota of elasticity. grin grin

They give a new definition to the word: Fallen cheesy cheesy

Good Lord \grin/ \grin/ \grin/ \cheesy/ \cheesy/
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: many Feared Dead In Bomb Blast At Gombe Motor Park by decode55(m): 1:13pm On Dec 22, 2014
Ok undecided
PetsRe: . by decode55(m): 12:00am On Dec 22, 2014
olumig:
Thanks at Prodeegee.
grin definately not.
Do I get a puppy when next she litters?

Can I have your contact info?
PoliticsRe: List Of 54 Nigerian Soldiers Sentenced To Death by decode55(m): 3:00pm On Dec 21, 2014
Is there no other source apart from that useless rumor-mongering blog?
PoliticsRe: List Of 54 Nigerian Soldiers Sentenced To Death by decode55(m): 3:00pm On Dec 21, 2014
olamonsor2:
Buhari will order dia freedom wen he comes in 2015.
keep up with your hallucination
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Had His LLB Degree At 21, Not 19 by decode55(m): 2:52pm On Dec 21, 2014
donphilopus:
When I was in the Church today, some guys were trying to tell me that they're gonna vote Goodluck. I asked them, 'Why?' They said because they don't wanna vote a Muslim who would islamize Nigeria/Nigerians. I asked them to tell me how exactly he's gonna do that, when he didn't do so when he ruled this country as a 'Military' Head of State. They started stammering that 1983 is not 2015. If he couldn't islamize Nigeria as a military ruler, he can't islamize it now.

I permanently shut them up when I told them that I rather be islamized than to continue with a clueless President.

Some youths are seriously brainwashed. You happen to be one of them!
I think you're the one who's brainwashedundecided

if at all you have a brain, it must be very very little and underdeveloped grin
Ode
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Had His LLB Degree At 21, Not 19 by decode55(m): 2:49pm On Dec 21, 2014
If he likes, let him have it while he's still in the womb.

We don't care undecided

There's [size=28pt] NO [/size] vacancy in Aso Rock!

GEJ till 2019 cool cool

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