Romance › Re: If Your Guy Does These 5 Things, DON'T Marry Him! by decode55(m): 10:09pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Super Story.
As husband dey scarce these days, Nigerian Females would marry anything that has a _dick b/w his legs & a little dough to throw around.
So, OP, good luck trying to convince them otherwise **continues drafting plan to steal chicken tonight**  |
Romance › Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by decode55(m): 8:35pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Nmeri17: u don yab am sotey e come commot the pics entirely  no mind the _imbecile. Him wan beef him papa.
How body joor? |
Politics › Re: House-to-House Campaign Organization Dumps Jonathan, Adopts Buhari by decode55(m): 8:06pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
shaqhead: Ouccchhh...lolz...guy u baaaad...only me all ds missiles...shoo..na so e tk pain u?...kpele...oya chop knuckle...thnk God say ur hot oil don finish...bt wait, hw do u manage to have hot oil on standby? Am tinkn Akara tinz..#jst sayin... nothing do you sha.
Next time, mind the way you dey yarn.
**knuckle taken**
I noticed the passing shot you threw at me sha. But I'll let it slide by Merry Christmas |
Nairaland General › Re: Top Ten Types Of People You Will See In The Village This Xmass Period by decode55(m): 4:54pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Front Page material  |
Romance › Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by decode55(m): 4:51pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
sawdust: decode55,am sure u are one of those guys that will buy a T-shirt with krest ''My money grows like Grass''.... Sure why u hav friends with such pictures in dem fones I bet that's the only T-Shirt your half-wit of a dad has
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Is that you on your profile? You look like one of those wheel barrow pushers at OilMill market, PH |
Romance › Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by decode55(m): 1:25pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
where's the "Club Logo" pic?  |
Politics › Re: House-to-House Campaign Organization Dumps Jonathan, Adopts Buhari by decode55(m): 1:15pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
kay29000: You are the brainwashed and close minded guy. Which kind of brainwashing has Buhari done? People are just tired of retrogression...taking two steps forward and five steps back. [size=30pt] LOL! [/size]
Did you just use the word "retrogression" in relation to Jonathan's Government?
Okay..
Answer these few questions.
How many years has the North held power?
What have they done with it?
Pinpoint 5 (just 5) grass root developmental projects that they've "started"
When the power left the North for a little time, Boko Haram popped up; & they're blowing up themselves, infrastructure & their fellow muslim brothers to bits.
& you have the guts to talk about retrogression.
No offense. But You must be a special kind of stvpid. |
Politics › Re: House-to-House Campaign Organization Dumps Jonathan, Adopts Buhari by decode55(m): 12:41pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
shaqhead: U wey I kno...no b una dy stay 11 for one room...tokn abt door...una landlord don finally put door for una? No ves o but d last tym I pass dt una area I no c door o.
I absolutely think U should pour them dt hot anointin oil...ds folks will be doin a good Job for GMB n dy wl nid ur oil as grease on their elbows!
Seriosly bro u shd listen to em, dy r GMB Witnesses...D message is CHANGE is COMING you're trying to tell us how you, your ancestors & future generation have been & would continue living abi? continue
& please, when next you quote me, use English.
I don't understand gibberish. It seems that's what you & your fellow illiterate family & friends use to communicate in that your vicious circle of malnourished, poverty-stricken, brain-washed, body-odor sharing neighborhood.
Thanks |
Agriculture › Re: How Do You Run A Poultry Business Without Running Mad? by decode55(m): 9:28am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Hmm. This girl has come again  |
Celebrities › Re: Area Fada Charly Boy Shares Weird Pics (PHOTOS) by decode55(m): 9:08am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Old fool |
Politics › Re: I Want To Add 1million Naira To GEJ Campaign Fund! by decode55(m): 8:49am On Dec 24, 2014 |
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Technology Market › Re: 2units US Used Bold5 For Sale #15k Each by decode55(m): 8:44am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Location? |
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Date A Lady Who Cant Cook?, And Are You Willing To Teach Her.. by decode55(m): 7:07am On Dec 24, 2014 |
So, teasey you can't cook eh?
& I was busy liking your profile pic ni
Well, I can teach you sha. |
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Ghanaian Actress, Yvonne Okoro Set To Wed Nigerian Billionaire by decode55(m): 11:13pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Nmeri17: **note to self** she is not worth insulting. ignore her  wise decision bro.
These nairaland females are just something else |
Celebrities › Re: Unveiling Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo’s Children by decode55(m): 10:05pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
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Politics › Re: Jonathan And Buhari: The New Madness Of Nairalanders!!! by decode55(m): 9:52pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
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Politics › Re: House-to-House Campaign Organization Dumps Jonathan, Adopts Buhari by decode55(m): 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2014*. Modified: 1:17pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
where they would meet their hot groundnut-oil bath is when they would come knocking on my door.
I wonder how y'all Pro-Buhari can't see beneath this facade
Brain washed people.
Come Feb 2015, y'all would cry
Mark my words |
Politics › Re: Buhari Defends His Records On BBC Hardtalk by decode55(m): 8:59pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
this man is the perfect definition of the word: _Clueless
& someone had/has the guts to say he was "Presidential" in his poise & carriage.
All I see/saw is/was a sore serial loser |
Pets › Re: Help Cockroach Every Were For My House by decode55(m): 8:07pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
echobee: Why do u want to kill ur co-tenants?   |
Phones › Re: Wonders Shall Never End MTN Customer Care Agent Also Needs Free Browsing Code by decode55(m): 8:05pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
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Phones › Re: Wonders Shall Never End MTN Customer Care Agent Also Needs Free Browsing Code by decode55(m): 2:29pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
LoL. Its like you're new here.
If you're expecting nairalanders to hit that link, you shall grow old o! |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Opinion: What Should A Female Nairalander Be Called?? by decode55(m): 12:02am On Dec 23, 2014 |
Fraudsters  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Becomes First EPL Club To Reach 5 Million Twitter Followers by decode55(m): 12:01am On Dec 23, 2014 |
chaberry: Ofcourse Arsenal is the most love team in EPL So it's no surprise keep quiet |
Celebrities › Re: Actress Moesha Boduong Flauting Her Breast Braless In The Name Of Fashion by decode55(m): 11:53pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
those _boobs are devoid of any iota of elasticity.
They give a new definition to the word: Fallen
Good Lord \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / |
Politics › Re: Breaking News: many Feared Dead In Bomb Blast At Gombe Motor Park by decode55(m): 1:13pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Ok |
Pets › Re: . by decode55(m): 12:00am On Dec 22, 2014 |
olumig: Thanks at Prodeegee. definately not. Do I get a puppy when next she litters?
Can I have your contact info? |
Politics › Re: List Of 54 Nigerian Soldiers Sentenced To Death by decode55(m): 3:00pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Is there no other source apart from that useless rumor-mongering blog? |
Politics › Re: List Of 54 Nigerian Soldiers Sentenced To Death by decode55(m): 3:00pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
olamonsor2: Buhari will order dia freedom wen he comes in 2015. keep up with your hallucination |
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo Had His LLB Degree At 21, Not 19 by decode55(m): 2:52pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
donphilopus: When I was in the Church today, some guys were trying to tell me that they're gonna vote Goodluck. I asked them, 'Why?' They said because they don't wanna vote a Muslim who would islamize Nigeria/Nigerians. I asked them to tell me how exactly he's gonna do that, when he didn't do so when he ruled this country as a 'Military' Head of State. They started stammering that 1983 is not 2015. If he couldn't islamize Nigeria as a military ruler, he can't islamize it now.
I permanently shut them up when I told them that I rather be islamized than to continue with a clueless President.
Some youths are seriously brainwashed. You happen to be one of them! I think you're the one who's brainwashed
if at all you have a brain, it must be very very little and underdeveloped Ode |
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo Had His LLB Degree At 21, Not 19 by decode55(m): 2:49pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
If he likes, let him have it while he's still in the womb.
We don't care
There's [size=28pt] NO [/size] vacancy in Aso Rock!
GEJ till 2019 |