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Tell the Asian babe that your girlfriend is from the marine underworld and she doesn't eat fish. You will see how fast the she will follow her father.

A lady who cannot openly tell her man how old she is could most definitely be a bag of secrets.






Brother, ask your pastor to confirm; Secrets do suffocate relationships

Except you are a carefreewnnabe.

Kizmarty:
is nobody somebody

Depends what you see from where you are standing sha.

Careful oh! I don't want to be accused of derailing someone's thread.

Doclight:
Really?

For sure

TV01:
If a society has a marriage culture that looks down on single ladies, it will equally look down on single men. Ladies don;t typically marry each other do they?

Ergo, men should be just as desperate, why is that no tthe case?


TV

Yes, the society looks down on single men as well.

I was once denied a political position cos I am single.

In social gatherings especially alumni meetings, the single guy can't help but feel odd. And maybe an old classmate walks up to you while you are standing/sitting alone and says... "guy, where's ur madam na? Let's meet her"

Worse of all, I was denied Visa to the USA cos I am single.

Yes, I will be your friend

The simple rule is; Trust no girl.

An old post though but I think Seun should add an age restricting feature on NL's registration page. Imagine what small boys are posting all in the name of free Mb.

Was surprised to see a comment from Siena. I hail u sir.

ideee03: Who is somebody?

Are you a Nobody?

bushdoc9919: crackpot cures like Nano Silver(which was invented by an American, not a Nigerian).

You are wrong here.

anitank: These Liberians are just plain wicked! They come in contact with their Ebola relatives, then leave the country for another, hoping to get better treatment and yet refuse to own up until it's too late

This man helped his sister who had Ebola to the hospital just days before he traveled to the US. He got sick and went to a hospital without mentioning his travel history to them so they gave him antibiotics and he left. It was when he got really sick that he was tested for Ebola which came out positive.

Now that he has put a lot of people in danger, I hope he's happy.

Abeg, na from wia u de read your own story or did you just rush into commenting without reading the original post?

3cycle: A guy who doesn't wear pant would Likely cheat in a Relationship.
A guy who wears pant Keeps his thing under control and saves himself from Unnecessary attention any time he sees what "he" likes.
(Tuface 1995)

you mean 2face really told you that?

I was called DECO, culled from my initials. It started in 1992. By then, the Portuguese football player known by the same name hasn't even began his carrier or wasn't known.

[quote author=FemiAdenekan post=/post/26820378]How do we even know if this is true? Someone could have simply cooked this up. Or that was probably what the Slaveman was good at which his masters wanted to show off. Its not a bad hype tho.[/quote]You are unbelievable.

lonelydora: Hahaha, driving such cars is fun to the last

I agree.

Bliss4Lyfe: Dont let them in... There plan did not work, so now they want to carry out a study and perfect their plan to destroy Nigeria via Nigerians.

A really deep thought.

lonelydora: It's the ugly route u use, but I will push her to the limits.

OK nah, the road is urs

berem: I am a fast learner so that won't be a problem.

Very nice. Mind if I send u a bbm invite?

lonelydora: Give me dis ride and I no reach Abuja from Port Harcourt in 5 hours, collect the key back from me. LOL

Is there a secret route you plan to take or is it still the ugly route we have been using?

berem: is that a criteria to teach me how to drive?

not at all dear. Just kidding u with that. u must be willing to learn.

berem: I am a leftie but I no sabi drive. I haven't learned how to drive anyway.

Proud to be a leftie!

I can teach you for free if you are good looking.

Interviewing the interviewer

still here

I wld like to have one and the scanner as well. We'll discuss payment on bbm.

CityNG: It's a very useful tool in my garage.

uboma: Those times i was always woken up with the smell of carbon monoxide from his exhaust.

Chai... U shld have blocked his exhaust pipe with Onyibo apple during one night like that.

WOW! ...see equipment. How much does it cost please?

englishmart: na now day break? Comment Wey I post for over 8months, na now you dey quote me.

Hahahhahahaha! ...that one concern you oh anytime I wake up is my day break.

englishmart: Some of them would claim they came from Christian families.

Non of them even got to my age before getting deflowered.

MTSCHEEW.

Ashley young them.

When I was at 17, to 21. I didn't even know sex exists. COZ I was so busy with studies.

Even till now!

Taaaaaaarrhhh!!

alentyno: Mine are

Chinua achebe

Philip emegwuali

Dora ankunyili

Wale tinubu (owner of oando)





As for the politicians none!

Was Dora Akuyili not a politician?

Siena: [color=Blue]Deco, I supply genuine Toyota parts. Feel free to shoot me a PM, or add me on BBM.[/color]

I have you On bbm. Ok, I'll chat you up.

Siena: [color=Blue]Deco, I supply genuine Toyota parts. Feel free to shoot me a PM, or add me on BBM.[/color]

I have you on bbm. Ok, I'll chat you up.