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Wife: Welcome dear, how was the interview?
Husband: It was terrible! I have never been so humiliated in my entire life
Wife: What happened? Did you fail?
Husband: Much worse than that, I was arrested, manhandled and finally thrown out of the venue!
Wife: That's unfair! why would they do such a thing?
Husband: Simply because i said my name was IGBOKWE OHARAM IZUBUMBA
Wife: What's wrong about that?
Husband: Pandemonium broke loose and everybody ran in different directions shouting, "BOKO HARAM SUICIDE BOMBER!"

^^^Then why did u come here to make noise about almost toasting him? Are u sure it was not what was in his wallet and probably the Car he drove that lured you? Just Asking O?

The Question should be: "Where is IBB?"

Abeg Hoodrat, your pictures are affecting my data plan BTW, you are not handsome in anyway (no offense)

At least these ones are real:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=645278
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=6356
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=40266
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=84347

What the FU*K with this>>> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=633193
Must be the work of Mr Cork

I dont believe that all those pictures (most of them) belong to the profile owners

The Guy knows what he's doing. It's a political gamble. He's trying to court the North so that in due time, when he runs for Presidency (most governors harbor such ambition), he would enjoy massive support from the Muslims.

Good riddance to bad rubbish

In order to clear all doubts, here's a screenshot taken today

U better use PES and forget about that lousy FIFA

The fully functional Avast Pro 6 (Premium Version) Antivirus is available for sale. The price is N3,000 only.

@190, are u still searching for MzDarkskin? where is she cos i've not seen her posts for a while

Mr Cork!!! Though he can be hilarious sometimes especially his wrong spelling of "no offence" as "no ofeinse".

Mrs.Chima and her feminism  

U look ok. From the scale of A to F, i'll place you on a D+. U've got nice eyes and   -able lips though!  

Why wont they "okay" it? Useless bunch of F.A.G.G.O.T.S!

A malnourished monkey caused panic among Chinese villagers who mistook him for a creature from outer space.

The starving animal had no hair and its skeletal frame convinced locals in Gezhai village,Henan Province, they were being visited by an alien life form.

The creature was first spotted as it munched cucumbers in housewife Mao Xiping's flat.

She was so scared of its "alien face" that she called police and told them to arrest it.

It was only later that they worked out that the animal was actually a monkey.

Now scientists are examining the skinny creature to see what species it is and where it came from.

Ms Mao said: "At first I thought it was a rabbit, then I was shocked to see it had an alien face. My neighbours agreed it was like nothing we'd seen

before. It stopped eating cucumbers when we gave it peaches and now it won't eat anything else."

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Hairless-Malnourished-Monkey-Causes-Panic-Among-Chinese-Villagers-Who-Think-It-Is-An-Alien-Being/Article/201107416035475?lpos=Strange_News_Second_Home_Page_Feature_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_16035475_Hairless%2C_Malnourished_Monkey_Causes_Panic_Among_Chinese_Villagers_Who_Think_It_Is_An_Alien_Being

^^^ Yes. He has the money to pay them for those offices from his private pocket. which yoruba gov fit do am?

The likes of Eko ile and Ileke idi = Baboons!

Ayoobscom:
my second line is glo, we are nigerian and we must reason and patronize nigerian brands,

Just like u should eat more of Amala,banga,ewedu,abacha to live longer instead of artificially proccessed food.


Niger make una wake up,

GLO I'd rather eat artificially processed food than eat amala or banga that will make me purge!

Rubbish! the only way to crash down GSM prices is to REVIVE NITEL! They know that but they wont do it because some people somewhere are also benefiting from the high tariff.

THis is an Old Story for crying out loud! Wonder why it's making the frontpage now?

Wish u good luck. Hope u dont get Brain fagged at the end though.

And for your Webhosting, please whatever you do,[b] DO NOT USE SMARTWEB (www.smartwebng.com) DONT!!!! [/b]OR ELSE THEY'LL FRUSTRATE YOU LIKE THEY ALMOST DID TO ME!

I know it's not my PC cos i tried using someone's own but still noticed that it's impossible to attach pictures to comments. Instead i got an error message: "An error occured. The uploader is full. Please select a smaller picture or contact the administrator". The picture i tried to upload is 136kb in size which is smaller than the max 200KB. I resized it to 16kb but still got the error message. Oya Seun and NL moderators, something is wrong. Act fast now.