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Women diss each other because of their sly nature. Some of them are even jealous of men.

BREAKING NEWS!! CHELSEA IS UP FOR SALE!!!

Ibime:
This would be the best time to buy someone like Benzema if we wish to continue playing this system - a forward who can drift wide and whose price is low because he doesn't fit into Madrids system.

And how do u know he "fits" into Chelsea's "system"?

So Chelsea, what's the next move?, em, let me guess?, sack Ancellotti and probably buy Mourihno back for £100m

nateevs:
Come back and say that end of the season when Torres is playing in the Champions league and you can't even make Europa league.
Transfer gone wrong after one game. . . . where have these fans come from sef?

I hope u have not mistakened me for a Cheski fan?

Game Over! This is what i call "A TRANSFER HORRIBLY GONE WRONG!!"

Chie! See cheski fighting for their lives.

nateevs:
Which point? The fact that "conceeding" is actually spelt as "conceding"  ?
Or am I still missing the point?

Well @least, thank God u still understood. English Lecturer. PMPL

nateevs:
So we have to score 2 goals.

U seem nt to be getting the point. U are "conceeding" 2 goals. Prepare for 1 more

Torres has proven to be Chelsea's white elephant.SMH

One of the worst songs of 2010 to me is "Naija dey gbam" by Sammie Okposo. They were just making noise.

Control Room: "This is Aviation Witchdustry calling in,WITCHFORCE 001, Do u read me?"  | Mama Witch pilot: "Positive, control room i read u nice and clear." | Control room:"What's your status?"  |Mama Witch Pilot: " MAYDAY!, MAYDAY!!I'm running out of fuel!!!"    | Control Room:"WitchForce 001 abort mission!, i repeat abort mission!!"  | Mama Witch Pilot: "Copy that, control. initiating emergency landing!" >>> thud!! On MR ANAMBA'S ROOF!

ollybosieb:
Quote from: sealworld on Yesterday at 03:28:19 PM
The problem with this country is that we can not generate internal revenue. it is high time that Witches and Wizard start paying tax and vat. imagine the woman flying for free.
in fact what is the police doing about this? offenses are as follows:
1. flying on an unregistered airline.
2. no airport license.

And the absence of "blackbox" to detect cause of crash.

daniel michael:
empress is a mad woman who wantd to marry a madman, empress if u'd married timaya they wouldhav bin an intransigent unostentatiety,a cataclysmic conflagration,an explosive cataophobity,an environmental cansanguinity,a streptopoctic prependalism and an otorontentic empropectality, empress ure an  to even think of marryin that tontonphobobiastic homo-sapiens like him,

WTF??!!!!!!!!

All these s.t.u.p.i.d and shameless actresses sef. Tomorrow, genevieve nnaji will go to the press and complain about d'banj.

Women can never cease to amaze me. @OP, your hubby beats u, breaks ur leg, tries to run u over with his car and u say u LOVE HIM? If he pampers u, massages ur legs and bought a car for u, u would have LEFT HIM for good and he would be the one to come to NL and complain here. mtchewwwww! I got better things to do jare!!

But let me be quick to point out that the speed of your browser largely depends on the overall performance of your system and the speed of your internet connection. You might need to tweak your system settings a bit in order to get the best of your browser.

For my PC i use FLOCK Browser. It runs on Mozilla Firefox platform but is an advancement of Firefox. Just see Firefox as Windows Vista and Flock as Win7. For mobile browsing, it's BOLT all the way cos it renders my mobile browsing as if it were desktop browsing and i can even download stuff directly from it. I once downloaded a HP driver of 17MB with it on one occasion to my phone,transfered it to the system i wanted to update on the spot instead of running to a cybercafe and it worked completely.

nakedall:
If profs. of electrical engineer can't build a power plant in Nigerian then from which angle 9ja's prof. of econs will fix the banking industry, consider the fact that most of our profs lack real life work experience. mostly, dey copy from book to book to make publication.

Let me assume u where under the influence of "Benylin with Codeine" when u posted this; if not, say sorry to yourself.

Very soon, the jigawa state born-bowtie-wearing chicken will find himself in prison for depleting our FDI.

Now i know i have a President who cannot distinguish the difference btw violent ethnic clashes where lives of thousands of Innocent Nigerians are lost and a mere protest that slightly or does not affect Nigerians in any way. SMH

NO! because from collecting gifts, she go eventually collect "third leg" one day.

Ehn ya, that's really nice of her. I wish her well in this noble cause.

Everybody here is shouting. Only God knows what some of you have done in secret b4. He said that he has not slept with the girl na. Not that i am supporting him or anything but going down to memory lane, i remember i was sexually molested by a lady in her 20s when i was just 6! Just to show u how hideous some people are. @poster, pls perish the thought and consider the girl's future.

maipeople:
Honestly speaking some people doesn't even resemble ordinary illiterate human beings especially when betrayed by their animalistic behaviour

@maipeople or whateva u call ur s.t.u.p.i.d self, if u have a problem abt my stand of not giving ur sanusi an applaud, then douce ur pathetic self in ur urine and go hug the nearest transformer rather than coming here to call ur father an animal. I.DIOT!

Two reasons why this woman was arrested, Primary reason: She was "chopping" alone and probably refused to "pay her dues". Secondary reason: She is a Ibo woman. If it was one 'Hajiya' from the north, we would'nt have heard the story. No be Naija be dis?

MTN to me is not bad but as a poster previously stated, the best network is that where u pay something reasonable and get the service rather than paying for cheap services and complaining later on. MTN is a pure example of this hiccup. U pay for a two week plan and end up accessing the internet for a cumulative period of a week or even less. Visafone is not like that. it's just that their (Visafone) tariff is on the high side

seunlayi:
for those that are using data plan that has download limits, they should let the speed be whatever they like. Pls let us note that if the speed high, they will be the ones that gain from it i.e, if download is @ the rate of 1megabits per seconds, your 1,000 = 100mb will  be gone in just 10 minutes. Therefore, if they still decides to give us download limit, let us leave them with their speed whatever else, we soon start complaining that our 7,000 = 3g will  be gone in just less than an hour.

I think you need to be enlightened more about Internet data transfer. Nobody is talking about download limits here. that i subscribed for an internet plan where my transfer rate is 1.0MBps and my total allocation is 100MB does not mean my internet subscription can end in ten minutes. That is not how it is calculated. If i subscribed for the above plan which i mentioned and download a file of 50mb, it means that i will be able to download that file within a minute or at most,  a minute and 15secs and will still have a remaining 50mb allocation or so left. If i choose not to download huge file and do my normal browsing at my own pace, it means webpages no matter how large will load a lot faster since we all know that no web page can be as large as 2MB.

Secondly, i don't know what you mean by 7,000 = 3g

To tell you the truth, the internet service providers in Nigeria are a big rip off. None of them offer the services they claim to provide. Though i use Visafone 3G Modem and quite enjoy their services cos they are the best in my area, i still think more has to be done to improve internet services in this country.

These Internet Service Providers here are just making money at our expense. Could you imagine that in South Africa, the same MTN that is making a hell lot of noise here about 3G in Nigeria where you cannot boast of download speeds of up 200KBps is offering speeds of 10-20MBps to their subscribers. They know that they can't try such shit over there but in Nigeria, the story is always different.

Evil forest with easy registration is better than Holy City with registration hassles. I think i better find my way to "evil forest" and register.

Beating my deadline, happened to me once though

For me, it has always been MS FrontPage all the way