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Politics › Re: Lateef Adegbite Begs U.S. For Caution On Boko Haram by Dede1(m): 2:31pm On Jun 22, 2012
Alhaji Lateef Adegbite should know that if it quacks and walks like a duck, it is certainly a duck.
Politics › Re: Lateef Adegbite Begs U.S. For Caution On Boko Haram by Dede1(m): 2:27pm On Jun 22, 2012
EzeUche: That is why we can never turn our back to them. We might find a couple of knives in our back.
Bros, it could be doubled couple of knives.
Politics › Re: Ijaw People ‘re Encroaching On My Land, Oba Of Benin Tells AIG by Dede1(m): 2:16pm On Jun 22, 2012
peckhamboi: Grandpa Dende, where do get all your unsubstantiated piece of history from? Ijos and Ogisos have nothing in common.
Small boy packhamfool, you have written like a person who engages in a protracted war with history books. Please educate yourself by enlisting the services of a library. Have you seen or read any of the goofy claims of ancestry by some foolish Nigerians that failed to connect with a runaway prince from Benin?
Politics › Re: Ijaw People ‘re Encroaching On My Land, Oba Of Benin Tells AIG by Dede1(m):
Please, I plead someone to inform Oba of Benin that Ijo had claimed biological extension of one of the Ogisos and as such could lay claim on the piece of land which Erediauwa had promised blood and destruction.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 1:28pm On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]You are still here feasting on my feaces? Gaddammit! Those left turn uppercuts must have disfigured your olden jaws.[/quote]This is delight of a bloody fool and rhinoceros of animal kingdom. I wish to be as old as you postulate but I do not wish the same. I hope you will be old enough to see your offspring.
Politics › Re: Blacks Cannot Rule Over Themselves (by An Afrikaner) by Dede1(m):
Granted it is a thought provoking piece, the alleged speech or Botha failed to properly arrogate the degree of intellectual sentiment he tried to buttress in the article or speech. For example, no intelligent human being will describe humans with hue. It would have been proper that moronic Botha was reminded human beings do not have color. Intellect or lack thereof is a freak of nature that is bound to grow undirected.

However, I look at the tongue lashing from Botha as a mere criticisms with certain flaws. In fact inability of Africans to sort themselves out of a sorry situation lends credence to Botha’s speech. For example, what stops Nigeria going the way of USSR? We know the pull of forces and differences that exist between us are strong and rooted in our cultures yet everybody seems to think manna shall fall from heaven.

It is only in Africa where roads are murderously bad and lead to nowhere yet Africans will ply on the roads.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 12:13pm On Jun 22, 2012
dayokanu: Dende is a mor0n being foolish comes naturally to him
Dayolodo the malnourished scoundrel, I thought by now you have given up the ghost in life. I can not believe food for humans is being lavished on a canteen rat such as you.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m):
Even the defunct kingdom of Bile is founded by Ejike. Today, some Ijo claim Brass but the fact remains that the word- Brass was contrived from metal bowl used to make salt by the people of the river. I had waited for these goons to inform that names such as Nwagbara (Nwagbarie)(Alagbarie), Kamalu, Mbakamba, Ama-ikiri (Amakiri)(Amachere), Ediabali, Azumiri (Asimiri), Edimiri, Ama onyeabu (Amayenagbo),Owerri (Owerri Dada) and Ejike were Portuguese, English or certain language in Gold Coast.

There have made concerted effort to change the Igbo linkage of many names in the so-called Ijo society. For example Ama ikiri or Amakiri became Amachere, Ubani has been changed to Ibani or Bonny, Opu Obu to Opopo, Ama Onyeabo to Amayenegbo, Azumiri to Asimiri and Nwagbara to Nwagberie or Alagbarie.

The Igbo names that could not be converted to unintelligible moniker in the so-called Ijo are abandoned for English names.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 11:28am On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]So, you see nothing wrong with an old man in his early 70 derailing a thread? Go check who started attacking who between the duo. DedeFool is a notorious phedophile beyond redemption.[/quote]When I referred to you as a moronic dingbat with stack deficiency in comprehension, I meant every term in the sentence. It is only in your useless and idiotic life that a couple of innocuous questions are regarded as literary attack. If you had a dot size of brain cell in your psychotic skull, you would have come across the post in which your drooling bedmate introduced parental twist to the discussion.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 11:07pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]As expected, the mentally dwarfed hybrid goat is displaying his single digit IQ. Please, stick to your "Ikebe hunting"! project. I pity those that will eventually called you "grandpa".

By the way, There is a lady from south carolina selling suicide kit with do-it-yourself manual. What a waste.[/quote]You are beyond pathetic as human and qualified as an experimental Guinea pig. When you talk of single digit IQ, I dogmatically rain curses on the day you were born. It is an aberration for a jackass such as you who has never seen a question out of IQ pool to moronically reference intelligence quotient of any individual in your goofy posts. I am in no mode to brag about IQ but my range is formidable.

The quote about a lady and South Carolina in your post tells the inimical character in you. At least for a change in your miserable life, you profoundly deduced I had to make a grandpa. In your sorry case, I pity a lady with well organized social orders above her shoulders that will accept a Woodstock pervert such as you as a husband.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 10:29pm On Jun 21, 2012
Johndoe100: This is total crap. Stick to your people and their history. Let us tell our own story. You cretins should mind your language.
Are you insinuating history as a subject is exclusive domain of the people it concerns?
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 10:27pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]So, you see nothing wrong with an old man in his early 70 derailing a thread? Go check who started attacking who between the duo. DedeFool is a notorious phedophile beyond redemption.[/quote]You are a drooling Woodstock juvenile pervert. I seriously wonder if you can read talk less of understand, olodo.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 10:06pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Bragging about his pimple again.[/quote]There is absolutely nothing to brag about because I had my share of fun while domiciled in Lagos. If I hunger for Ikebe, it must be an exclusive total package.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 10:00pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]^^^

Deal with it. Hypocrite!




^^^
To think this fool is grandfather is sickening. What a person![/quote]Maybe your mother remained the receiving end of my battery ram during the infamous one nightstand I had in Lagos.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 9:50pm On Jun 21, 2012
Johndoe100: I am amazed at the reaction of my ibo brothers. Did you not expect that we would be pissed at the stuff some of you were writing?
You responded to the thread like an inherent moronic halfwit. If you read the thread and still came up with nauseating drivels you put up in the post, you are simply a worthless douche bag. Some of the people who responded to the thread proffered palatable reasons for their stance on the issue but you flew in like marooned bat to vomit crap.

The so-call Ijo were descendents of European porters who mostly turned into fisher men and boat people wherever their European masters abandoned them.

You can simply rebut the assertion given by others on the issue of Kalabari which originated by the Portuguese with a counter. Calabar or Caliberi or Kalabari is a grand scheme of earlier Europeans while the izon is a product of the revisionists.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 9:28pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]i'm sure that you don't even know who your father is. . . . but if you trace the history of your mother's gold medals, you'll find your paternal history.[/quote]The groupie session you share with your father is your way of knowing him. You are a silly hole indeed.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 9:18pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]By now you should realize that this Ekiti Ikebe will not let you touch her Ikebe. It's for priceless cutomers, didn't your mother ever tried to slap your hand away?
No touch![/quote]Are you serious about slapping your father's hand away? How many times have you slapped the hand of your father away from your Ikebe? Do not slide under the cover of innocent pretence because I spent few years in Yoruba land. Bearing in mind where your father discovered your mother, it is not farfetched you perfected the art of hand slapping.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 8:48pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]In this business, facial attraction does not count. Didin't your mother tell you how she opened yansh and dropped down low for her customers? I'll soon get there, to dropping that low grin[/quote]I guess your mother missed a pointer on the facial attraction not factoring in your family business because of the tribal marks on her face. No wonder you have been besieged with bad market that makes you very angry on the word-Igbo. Look Ekiti Ikebe, by now you should have realized that Igbo boys do not play on less than total package.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 7:39pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]While your mother may appear to have 10,000 gold medals, I only have 100. But I'm catching up.[/quote]Like your mother, it is a pity you do not have the leverage to set the stage due to ugliness. I guess you always do the next thing, bendover.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 7:34pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I'm not your mother, i can't teach you half of the stuff she knows about somersaulting on her customers' beds.[/quote]While you mother may appear to miss on angle strokes, you sound capable of handling them with grace.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 7:28pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Why wouldn't I? You know I get the same amount of customers as your mother.[/quote]It appears you learnt many stuffs from your mother though. It is call emulation.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 7:21pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]So it was a YORUBA man. We all know how you "Uches" loves to stylishly drop your soap and bend cool[/quote]I guess you know one or two things about bending over your knees.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 7:10pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Are you saying a Yoruba girl left you hanging? Or did a Yoruba man tossed your sauce and left you for a Huasa man?[/quote]I am saying you need a serious regiment of contortion to whip your crooked body into shape to warrant a second look from Igbo boys. I do not discuss my escapades or bed etiquette in public.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 7:02pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Tell your mother her biggest customer comes in at 3pm today.[/quote]Since the Igbo boy gave you a rough rob with a maxium jolt and dropped you like a rotten sack of Boise Potatoes, you seemed to appear snake beaten whenever you see the word-Igbo.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 6:57pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Did your mother tell you that I left her hanging by herself. No I'm still there[/quote]I guess it is the joint where your father discovered your mother. You are an epitome of the saying "like mother like daughter and extension of the father".
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 6:50pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You've made many plenty sweeping attacks on ALL Yorubas. . . . your point?[/quote]Ekiti Ikebe, how are you? You seemed to be spending considerable amount of time on this forum lately. May I ask if Sharp-Sharp joint has closed down or is it just bad market?
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m): 4:52pm On Jun 21, 2012
No grandchild of European porter shall be branded Igbo. I know the places the first Europeans to African continent bought or recruited the porters who journeyed with them along the coast of what later became Nigeria. Ijo was never a tribe until a Portuguese.
Politics › Re: Please I Want To Know If Kalabari Is Igbo Or Ijaw. by Dede1(m):
The identity of Kalabari or Okirika is shrouded in schemes of denial instigated by the crude politics of Nigeria. If I should go painstakingly in line with the founders of clans that metamorphous into Kalabari and Okirika, the names such as Nwagbara (Nwagbarie)(Alagbarie), Kamalu, Mbakamba, Ama-ikiri (Amakiri)(Amachere), Ediabali, Azumiri (Asimiri), Edimiri, Ama onyeabu (Amayenagbo),Owerri Di nda(Owerri Dada) etc are readily mentioned. In the other hand too, if the people chose to be the decedents of European porters (the boat people), it is okay with me.

The funniest aspect of the denial process is the manner in which the original names were changed or completely disappeared or profoundly replaced with English names.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: More Bloodier And Deadlier Days Ahead by Dede1(m): 12:38pm On Jun 21, 2012
Billygee2u: EVERY GOOD CITIZEN OF NIGERIA shall not fold HIS OR HER HANDS WATCHING THE HEARTLESS FOOLS,WHO WERE BOUGHT BY THE POWERFUL POLITICIANS AND RETIRED MILITARY OFFICERS IN THE NORTH MASSACRE AND SLAUGHTER OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
Let everybody get READY,get PREPARED for a SHOWDOWN and lets prove to them that nobody has the MONOPOLY of VIOLENCE.
Do not say, "they are not killing my family",but know it well that we all are one.The people they are killing,no body knows what they will become in future.Let's join hands together and eradicate the useless animals called BOKO HARAM.
All their leaders that stole and loot our money are using the money to sponsor the bastards to waste life because they lost power which they have been holding since 40 years ago.
If it is possible,we unite against the northern leaders and eliminate all of them just one night, then ,you will see that there will be no more BOKO HARAM.
I need suggestions please..............................
The Boko Haram can slaughter all the humans in northern region of Nigeria as it wants because the call for unity against the sect by certain goons is a futile effort. People should read and understand the history of Nigeria with respect to sectarian or tribal induced massacre before foolishly calling for united effort against Boko Haram.
There is no possibility of united front against Boko Haram without a civil war. Boko Haram will continue to engage the government of Nigeria to a point where its deliberate actions will lead to a civil war or engender the need for disintegration of the country.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: More Bloodier And Deadlier Days Ahead by Dede1(m): 3:12am On Jun 21, 2012
bakila: Typical. The COAS is Ibo, Minsta of Inerior Idoma, NSA Ijaw, IGP Hausa DG SSS from the SS. Where is your alliance if everybody ,must be Igbo.
Na wa for you mr cesspit.
If you do not know what to add in a serious discussion, I suggest you keep your hands tied. As a matter of fact, COAS or CONS or COSA or CODS is more concerned with external threats to Nigeria than internal ones.

If the minister of interior and IGP were sacked at the first wave of bombings and kidnappings, what stopped GEJ from sacking NSA, SSS boss, IGP and minister of interior following the incessant bombings by Boko Haram and spates of kidnappings all over the jungle called Nigeria?

I guess only a moronic fool will settle with your alleged idiotic alliance, if any, while the country needs drastic measures to curb the recent madness taking place in the geographical expression known as Nigeria.

Since the two sacked individuals were Igbo chaps and there have been series of bombings and kidnappings to date without any watch officer losing its job, I have the audacious pedigree to label the sacking of Onovo and Ihieanacho by GEJ as tribally motivated.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Plans Massive Attacks In June To Prove Jonathan Wrong by Dede1(m): 9:26pm On Jun 20, 2012
Anybody who tends to blame GEJ for matured lack of effort against terrorism does not understand the manner of ideologically driven terrorist and Nigeria is a piece of joke. However, the GEJ should be sternly castigated for among other things, the sacking of Ogbonnaya Onovo and Emma Ihienacho as effort with misguided priority.

How could GEJ attempt to tackle terrorism when Nigeria has no iota of system or process on the ground to detect such heinous motives or signs under his nose talk less from faraway in Maiduguri or Nembe while sitting in Abuja? What the hell do you people think Nigeria is all about, a country?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: More Bloodier And Deadlier Days Ahead by Dede1(m): 9:19pm On Jun 20, 2012
Jonathan Goodluck must tender unconditional apology to IGP Ogbonnaya Onovo and Navy Captain Emma Ihieanacho who were dismissed due to subliminal actions of kidnappers and Boko Haram respectively. It should be noted the Capt. Emma Ihieanacho was the minister of interior while Mr. Onovo was the Inpector General of police.

Why have the clueless GEJ failed to sack the Minister of Interior, National Security Adviser, Inspector General of Police and Director of SSS in face of recent assault on the citizens of Nigeria by Boko Haram and kidnappers? I guess the holders of the numerated positions are not Igbo.

Ndigbo should think deeper than they have done so far about their stake in the cesspit called Nigeria.

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