₦airaland Forum

lwise: The weather cold small,abeg who get Bournvita for there...

i don haf bonvita. i haf milo.

kelechiMarie: :B Nawa for you o why do i put 3 question marks nd dis sick smiley wit 3 smtn on its head appears

did i say anything wrong?

"Run Mad" by Terry Gzus.

thanks.

First Bank is to banking as Nepa is to electricity in Nigeria.

I was tripped one morning (when i went to a branch nearby) to find out that most of their staff have no knowledge of the services they advertise in the media. My mouth was wide open in shock.

im not that of a football fan myself. but all i can say to this lady is,
"just kiss my nigerian black a** ma'am"

shachris: she can go phuck herself

After you kindly do the same to yourself sir.

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and he rebuked him and said,

"judge not thyself so until thine actions are the same if thy offspring were amongst them in the enemies' bosom".

[quote
author=victor jam]Wen an o level secondary school drop out calls a
professor 'incompetent', wat do u call d secondary school drop
out?[/quote]an obvious calamity.

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[quote
author=mad nigerian]The problem with the church in Nigeria is that we
are so concerned about miracles and riches that we have become less
concerned about being like Christ.

The reason why the young man was not raised from the dead is because
those Chosen members wanted a miracle that would make them look
powerful....a miracle that would not glorify God, but Chosen church.
They wanted to use God to glorify their church , and attract members to
said church.

God is our King and Father. He is not an instrument to be used in our
hands for cheap parlor trick style Christianity. He is God and he is not
man.

I am a born again Christian. I believe in Miracles.

BUT I also believe that miracles are for the purpose of glorifying
God.....not glorifying man, or making us feel better about being
Christians, or helping our faith. No, miracles are for the achievement
of God's purpose.....which is not what we men want.

Time for the Nigerian church to stop focusing on 'goodies'.[/quote]may God bless u immensely for this statement.

how many holidays are in the Muslim calendar?

nekaa: That Picture dsnt even speak well abt them

flesh and blood did not reveal this to u.

hmmmmmm.......

Ignorance made them design a monster and put it out in the public shamelessly.

SATAN DOES NOT APPEAR AS "SATAN".

thanks.

O.T.I.S:
nigerian pastors have made christianity is a joke .

error.

kindly edit, sir.

thanks.

egomaniac!

ewo!

OYIBO!!!

im so
happy to see that there are some nairalanders that study their bible
(not just coming to do "holy holy" here) and are very watchful.
God bless u op for yr OPENING post.... in particular, numbers 2, 3, and 5.

we are watching and praying...

(in tears) ah, Satan! it will not be well with u! It would not be well with u all! fine person, you go dey make dem dey disgrace demselves in the name of fashion! This lady is really pretty!!

Somebody, praise master Jesus!

I've been wondering where thou hath been, O highyo. are u now targeting men of God now?

the days are gone when i take thy threads seriously.

from hell, to judgement, to our clothing, now to pastors (even the "holy holy" pastors are now in your suspicious list)....

thou have taken too much new wine. repent ye from thy confusion before it is too late.

With all these bloodshed attributed to God by these people, who then is Satan?

hmmmmmm.......

Why do Christians like to fall our hand this?

i know this is about Islam but i can't control myself not saying....

BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!!!

Good morning.......

what shall we eat then, o ye of little faith?

and women want to rule abi? they
should keep dreaming....... it is ladies like this that continually give
men the impression that their brains reside in what they display-and
that is only needed in the bedroom and for part-time romance in the kitchen.

rubbish!

and to imagine that he could helplessly fart while sleeping on those loaves! this is sick!

what, in the name of my pastor's youngest daughter, is this?!!!!!! :O

luckyCO: Do we have babies in heaven?

thanks for making my day

papa_nnamdi: #ibadan chics

gbam! U have save it all.

what a gwan, rude boay? Jah ordain i an i one perfect rastaferian and u no want it? Seeen? Whatya talk abut? Leave em dreads man! Let em feel free like them butterfles! Cover ya ears from what em batty boays-them bomboclaat- them tell u to cut ya dreads. Respect! Blood fire.

phaat: very bad.hope no one involved?

no. I was only cars that were involved.

Im still looking for the citizens that put "pressure" on their governors and presidents to run for second terms- that is apart from the actors and actresses we see every day.