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Thebrightest:
Sorry Denrele. Why will u keep all eggs in 1 bag? As for me o. When i am travelling, i keep my phone in my pocket, the second phone at home, my main cash in my socks, my extrachange in my pocket, my document in a hidden place in my car, all other unnecessary papers like newspaper in my bag, My credit card under the car's boot carpet. e.t.c...

bros! Dem send u? Why u come dey give dem idea for here? Na wa for u O!

To me, she is the best female comedian in naija. U actually laugh when listening to her jokes (and not pretend to laugh). Congrats ma'am.

bunmioguns:
That is his problem

Beside


I don't think I heard of such name here in



Sambisa Forest

You are an ape.

Someone should help me explain this thing.

When this "crude oil price" thing goes to our favour, why don't we see or enjoy some kind of benefit? When it goes against us, we start preparing for issues.

Kai! No wonder bible say make we no trust man. I remember 2011 elections. I voted our dear president. And i was ready to defend it (i remember how many of us, many old and young people, ate breakfast and lunch in the place we voted just to wait for the ballots to be counted).

The only benefit im seeing of this government is on TV adverts, economic statistics and probably freedom of speech. Is that all about democratic government? For almost 15 years now, we are still saying the same thing!

I don't even blame the foolish man.

It is watching the numbers of people (mostly youths) cheering. They are the ones that would do the killings, while the man and his family are drinking bournvita and Milo in air-conditioned rooms abi?

Many of our youth are not ready to be the great future of tomorrow.

Shame.

#team Voltron

Anytime, any place....

Ps. I remember how i would cry so sadly whenever NEPA took light at the middle of any episode.

Gosh! For heaven's sake, bring back those days in our TV! This indomie generation on TV just sucks!

PROCTOR:
Add this.
Trying to make frontpage

seconded

Powerful!

Was in JSS2 then. I remember.... I remember the newspaper headline that day.

"Abacha takes over, as Shonekan resigns..." by daily times.

Was a kid then so i could not understand the hatred and fear for Abacha. I drew him on virtually all my books! His looks (especially the dark goggles) inspired the dream of joining the army...

Lol.

Kids.

shdemidemi:
If you are yet to comprehend what I think about the apostles, you sure have issues.

Paul was adequately equipped to carry out signs to authenticate the gospel. This was made so because of the people's unbelief. Today, God is no more in the business of showing you anything. If the word of God does not cause you to believe, wonders won't do it.

I dare you to show us your miracles or name one man that can wrought sincere wonders.

If Jesus could, If Paul could, I can.

Enjoy yr belief status.


Thank u.

Wow! I think i still have my soccer/Mario cartridge somewhere in my house!

Kai! Those years!

Pretending you are some sort of John Legend of a singer when you are not.

What is it? Na only when u see woman, we go all know say u sabi sing. And the voice? So annoying!

May i continue to have self control. Otherwise i fit slap person one day.

BobbyRobson:
look at this beast.....brainless worm.

will u shut up there? Confused fool. Is a worm a beast? You need education. Baboon.

BobbyRobson:
your entire generation will suffer endlessly and burn in hell fire.....bastard!

you are a cursed fool. And like i said, you are a silly cat. Baboon.

BobbyRobson:
he is using our 10 percent to enrich himself and his family.


May thunder fire you and oyedepo and adeboye and all your likes on jesus name. Amen.


Death to them all.

the thunder will obviously fire you and your generation first. Stupid cat!

englishmart:
happy birthday the political man of God pastor wishing you more successful years of politipastoral career .

kindly do a mental scan, sir.

Thanks.

obi123:
deebrain, its all good hun

whatever

obi123:
your analogy sucks , both scenarios are super different

An ignorant fool like u will think so.

God!

True, its the hormones but there should be a balance.

The fact that the hormones are at the top does not give you the right not to control their manifestations. Its similar to the excuse of spitting around by some pregnant women. It is like saying that every man who has strong sexual hormones should go on rape rampage.

It is however during labour, there is the woman's moment of madness.

WWE presents

HOUSE SHOWDOWN

(in Michael Cole's voice) wao! We gonna to see it live in Nigeria! Whe are gonna to see the speaker go one on one with an opponent that is yet to be decided. Are we gonna see a traditional survival series elimination match? You can catch us live for that match inside the prestigious National Assembly Complex!

And there is word that the WWE heavyweight champion, Brock Lesnar, will make a suprise appearance in the complex! Yes! And trust me when i say that when a beast comes to a complex, someone is gonna hurt! Here indeed comes the pain!

Chisos!!

iceberylin:
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O son of man, the lord did not make him so. It was the students that re-created his face.

TolaniLuv:
Kind of people on nairaland lately! no hope again

i feel yr pain. Come, have a gulder. It is well.

He should as well go and pay his dues of respect to Oganla of Fuji, Pasuma Wonder.

Saidi Osupa is good (i listened to an interview he did some years back-this man spoke good English! Since then he had my respect), but this thing of who is the boss of Fuji should not even rise at all. That was how he mis-yarned about Kwam 1 back in the days.

STORIES for the gods

Interesting country. You are praying to God. You go to Israel. You are all suited up. Looking sweet. You bring in journalists and paparazzi. You make speeches and give awards. You make your prayers.
You bring the mentors, the best and the holy to pray with you. You have it all on tape.

You pray. Very sweetly. You pray to God to do the things He has actually told you to do. God is not stupid. He knows your hearts and potentials. Ebola came, you conquered. That was something that would have wiped you away-but you took action and became responsible.

You do not need this tour. Go back home and treat employment and electricity the way you dealt with ebola, you gathering of hypocrites!

Abbey2sam:
And should i give a fucckk

maybe, then kindly Bleep yourself after u do.

Lol.

On point.

The number 1 are very annoying. Like seriously, u know you are going to a place and most definetly, you will have to write something and deliberately not carry a biro-and you think it is your right to be borrowed one!

May God make me number 3. Amen.

You won't die....







In the name of Jesus Christ.

Woe unto ye that think that the "rod" that should not be spared on thy offspring, is always the rod gotten from the bosom of trees.

The day thy offspring would utter or act the word "odeshi" when corrected, makes haste towards thee.
Selah.

So we can still find a woman that can be this truthful.

There is indeed God O.