₦airaland Forum

Winners72: because jonathan is a cockroach.

Even fools see themselves as conquerors when manifesting stupidity.

All "sent" men whether in your bibles and in your qurans had their issues.

Rather than people bringing issues on this section to use their faiths to HELP, all i see is gossip! Some people will not have anything to say until one cleric errs. Fools!

Religion section in nairaland is gradually becoming a self-righteous fellowship for the pathetic.

The population of the pathetic keeps increasing in Nairaland.

See them hating on someone that has brought a sense of pride to Ikorodu.

If its one demonic celebration now, they will be quick to applaud it as African tradition.

Cats!!

Lesson from the picture.



Even perverts look innocent at infancy.


Thanks.

I have reservations about number 2.

phreakabit: Ignorance. . . . . Killing Africans since inception.

i dey tell you

Op, Pls, i want to make enquiries about their visa requirements.

Kindly help me.

God bless you.

on point

As a religion, Yes.

As a relationship, No.

Superstar007: both naij and Information Nigeria have more than 2 million likes so how is this news

I just dey vex this morning,

How can I ever forgive #MTN? How can I ever forget how MTN planned
and duped me of my hard earned
100naira.

Feelling lonely in my apartment, I got a
text from MTN last night that reads-:

"How well do you know Nigeria? For #mind_blowing facts about Nigeria, text #FACT to 32310 @100/day.

Being a patroitic citizen of this country, I immediately sacrificed my 100naira by subscribing.
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few minutes latter, the mind blowing fact arrived........ ............... .. .......
"Do you know that the two colours
in the Nigerian flag are green and
white?"
"Do you know that Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the President of Nigeria and that Abuja is the Capital of Nigeria?"

"Oooops........ .like seriously? Who doesnt know that ?



Mtn better refund my money oh or else........... . .
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I will be forced to go down on my knees and commit the matter to Baba God oooo.
HABA.

Guy relax. There is God.

Hamas, abeg behave! Because they are always the one to start! See how innocent people just pay for the sins of their rulers.

Three7Ty9: These Brazilian weavon manufacturers are looking for an advertising manager and here you are wasting away.

i thought the person u are quoting told u about diving somewhere?

If im correct, i think "Donkwa" (that soft round and spicy one) beat it.

ilotriouzAY: All na vanity upon vanity

Vanity on these wheels is still better than vanity on foot.

Thanks

inositol88: is it de guy who;
1 opens the car door for u?
2 stands up and gives his seat to u?
3 keeps quite and allow u to abuse him?
4 allows you to slap him without raising a finger on you?
5 washes your cloths, including your undies?
6 pets u?
7 cooks for you?
8 buys everything u need for you?
9 gives u mind blowing sex?
10 obeys all your instructions without questions?
or what

Ladies pls tell us your own description of gentleman

my take on the above.

1. I always do that.

2. I usually do that.

3. Its more Dangerous for the woman if i keep quiet. Vengeance is mine.

4. Thanks to the gym, a woman will think twice before raising a finger on me.

5. Unless, she is ill or indisposed. On a normal day, no.

6. I always do that.

7. I can cook rice, indomie and boil yam. Thanks.

8. The clothes i fantasize on ladies, i would always buy for my woman.

9. I am good in bed. Amen?

10. Depending on the instruction she is giving. Who knows the spirit that is speaking through her?


I am a gentleman.

Thanks.

What political office is she contesting for?

MAGNETO

This is on point!

(One of the few times I've agreed with some of the President's comments....)


Not only crazy, but mad, stupid and disgusting! Like frankly speaking, i think there was a deliberate attempt by some folks, to make sure the virus got into Nigeria.

Atmmachine: Real men do not apply cream..

I see so many gay guys here.
#Runs for my nyash

Its like saying "real men don't use roll-on".

Women, try and be open to a person that has already opened up himself to you!
The man has done a crime and should be dealt with. But alas, he was turned to a criminal by his beloved wife! So sad.

Well, but i disagree with PDP here. The less of criminals they field into their party, the better. Like seriously, they wanted Omisore to win? God forbid!

PAGAN9JA: and these same ppl will be screaming racism in europe. kai!

slaves..

being slaves to human beings is still better than being slaves to demons.

As at 2014, fetish practice is the only pride of ikorodu. im ashamed to be identified with that community. thanks to Europe for accepting me.

donnypool: do you feel relaxed now?

somehow. thanks.

donnypool: Ebola is on rampage, kanu and family are putting on new cloths smh for Nigeria

Ebola fire whoever go quote me again

U are a blaady fool.

samflexxy: Sad mother of a mad man

his madness earned her a good house and a sweet ride.

You must be the sad person here.

I might have my issues with the president, but i would say this

He is sweet on suits! Cute!

Jesus Wept

Hamas started all this rubbish.

See am now....