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Travel › Re: Uber Drivers May Go On Strike In Lagos On Monday Over VIO Clampdown by deebrain(m):
Uber has it's standards and they are to a good extent, fair.

Government especially in Lagos state, is trying to get involved in everything within it's jurisdiction. They should understand that these alternatives are mostly for flexibility, pricing concerns and self employment. There should be a state of leniency. It is a global initiative with its standards (government should be seen as a watchdog) unless we want to get back to the stage where the yellow and black cabs dominated the whole thing.

Government apparently wants to gain control of every self employment effort made by it's citizens. And they will later take credit for the initiative.

Very soon, Pilate might start asking for tax per percentage of tickets you win on sport betting.
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: Nigeria Would Have Been Dead And Gone If Buhari Wasn’t Elected by deebrain(m): 5:29pm On Feb 08, 2020
Who will bet this with me?

$1million.

The next government will tell us that they did not meet any good thing on ground and had to do a lot to revive the economy.


Every government always use that line.
Travel › Re: A Lagos Bike Rider Uses Dustbin As Dispatch Box To Evade Arrest by deebrain(m): 4:47pm On Feb 08, 2020
Hmmm
Crime › Re: Man Dies After Sex With A Precious, Prostitute From Akwa Ibom (Video) by deebrain(m): 4:40pm On Feb 08, 2020
obotblitz:
he died in active service. RIP.
He went back from whence he came out
Either way, he was an excellent comrade.

Education › Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by deebrain(m): 10:35am On Feb 08, 2020
No idea.
Sports › Re: David Bamasai Tumo wins 2020 Lagos City Marathon by deebrain(m): 10:31am On Feb 08, 2020
Who was surprised that Kenya won?

You have to get this reality that despite their excesses, Kenya and Ethiopia thrive in these endurance sports. Due to their environment and government awareness and contributions.


Nigerians, sorry as usual.
Health › Re: Am I At Risk Of HIV Infection After Sex In Imo Hotel? by deebrain(m): 11:56pm On Feb 07, 2020
This generation sha...
NYSC › Re: Corper Uwaoma Susan Joseph Buys Keke Napep From Her NYSC Allowance Savings by deebrain(m): 9:16pm On Feb 07, 2020
A very big kudos to this great woman.

This is somebody that can talk of women rights, and I listen.

Not all these ones that will show us unclothedness and yet tell us to give it value.
Politics › Re: Arewa Youths Disown Shege Ka Fasa by deebrain(m): 1:28pm On Feb 07, 2020
Photocopy is not easy
Health › Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by deebrain(m): 1:27pm On Feb 07, 2020
But is it not you women that put down men that cannot "last" in bed?

What do you people really want?
Crime › Re: Policemen Seize A Power Bike In Lagos (Photo) by deebrain(m): 7:43am On Feb 07, 2020
Police.

They are such a disgrace.

Like seriously many of them are so stone age era.

They came to raid our cafes years back, and met a stiff resistance (I don't send them aside not liking them). After tensions were cooled down, around 3 of them with "iron bars" rank sat down in one of available computers.

The one without rank was beckoning to the reception and me thinking they wanted to start trouble, came with double. It was not what I thought.

They wanted assistance to open "Yahoomail". They (four of them) knew next to nothing about opening an email address. I had to assist. Free of charge. After they left, I went inside to weep.
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by deebrain(m): 10:25pm On Feb 06, 2020
donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man.cheesy People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.grincheesy

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped.cheesy People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.grin

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.grin

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodgegrin

Registration no be by force!!
Hahahaha
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Acquited As US Senate Ends Impeachment Trial by deebrain(m): 2:12am On Feb 06, 2020
Sunnycliff:
CNN, ABC shame on them
CNN in particular.

I'm so disappointed the way they carried out the whole thing. It was too personal. They may have turned Trump to a hero.
Politics › Re: Prince Aragorn's 4th Birthday Party: Femi Fani-kayode Holds Big Party For Son by deebrain(m): 9:04pm On Feb 05, 2020
Politics › Re: Turai Yaradua Visits Aisha Buhari In Aso Rock (Photos) by deebrain(m): 9:02pm On Feb 05, 2020
fx45:
Who else noticed that Madam Aisha has discarded her wedding ring?
Aside their wedding ceremony, most Hajias (if not all) don't wear wedding rings.
Politics › Re: Turai Yaradua Visits Aisha Buhari In Aso Rock (Photos) by deebrain(m): 9:00pm On Feb 05, 2020
There can only be one Pointus Pilate.
Crime › Re: Son Stabs Father, Clement Okibe & Mother, Toyin To Death In Lagos by deebrain(m): 12:23pm On Feb 05, 2020
Oh my...

Where is he running to?
Foreign Affairs › Re: State Of The Union: Nancy Pelosi Tears Up Trump's Speech by deebrain(m): 9:27am On Feb 05, 2020
Hate him or love him, Donald Trump is one case study.

Aside the whole impeachment thing being a great crap, he has a way of making his opponents look stupid and exposed as weaklings.
Family › Re: Car Issue: Am I Being Fair To My Wife? by deebrain(m): 10:25pm On Feb 03, 2020
She is a lovely woman from yr write up. Give her the benefit of the doubt. Let her have her car.
Nairaland General › Re: Big, Long Python Killed In My Vicinity (Photos) by deebrain(m): 5:54am On Feb 02, 2020
Kindly explain the first paragraph in detail.



Thanks.
Family › Re: Zimbabwean Woman Caught Having Sex With Her Neighbours Husband (Photos) by deebrain(m): 1:06pm On Feb 01, 2020
The woman in question does not look bad.

Crime › Re: 18-Year-Old Man Rapes His 70-Year-Old Grandmother In Plateau by deebrain(m): 2:29pm On Jan 31, 2020
Jesu
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Dr. JS Yusuf Anoints Pant/Bra With A Print Of His Face To Attract Men by deebrain(m): 11:15pm On Jan 30, 2020
Fake news.

And you wonder why our youth are not living long and well with all the knowledge available to them.

It was a news scribbled on Facebook by some faceless people two weeks ago. Ignored. But now, so it will have bite and the needed, they look for an image of a random clergy and super- impose it on under wears.

Some of you better be careful of this internet thing.
Sports › Re: Ghanaian Boxer, Patrick Allotey Beats Up Spectator During A Football Game by deebrain(m): 7:53am On Jan 30, 2020
The fan deserves the beating he got. You can see clearly from the video, the fan is the aggressor, with the boxer insisting he leaves the place.
Romance › Re: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by deebrain(m): 11:34pm On Jan 28, 2020
Tell your girlfriend.

Won't say more.
Celebrities › Re: Eve Esin Is Engaged, Set To Wed by deebrain(m): 11:19am On Jan 28, 2020
Brandonx:
This old thing should be ashamed of herself. When her mate already have 3 kids. After whoring her youthful age, the shameless thing still have the guts to upload taken on instagram.

Ode.
Eh?
Family › Re: Why Are Village People So Wicked? by deebrain(m): 11:15am On Jan 28, 2020
Village is one major places you can get the best morals and get grounded in your distinct culture.

Problem is, it is usually the last resort for those that have failed to amount in their hustle in their respective cities. Many of which are filled with anger at the developed society and it's people.

Always use wisdom when going for village engagements. Avoid showing off and you are good to go.
Celebrities › Re: Ernest Asuzu Battles Stroke, Turns Roadside Beggar by deebrain(m): 11:08am On Jan 28, 2020
roughneck:
He had issues with that “Labe Orun” man Segun Adisa, broke into the studio and kept behaving like a lunatic.
It was not funny. The thing sef reach court.
Celebrities › Re: Ernest Asuzu Battles Stroke, Turns Roadside Beggar by deebrain(m): 4:18am On Jan 28, 2020
merahki:
You have to be kidding me with your backhand post and especially the struck out pasthuh
No matter how brutal anyone was in the past, God still has the ability to forgive him or her. It was not a funny thing those years. I won't say more.
Crime › Re: I Just Saved Two Lesbians From Being Lynched. by deebrain(m): 10:32pm On Jan 27, 2020
This jungle justice of a thing.
Sports › Re: Kobe Bryant: The Life Of NBA Icon In Pictures by deebrain(m): 10:28pm On Jan 27, 2020
At 41.... He was really a great man.

Hit the mark so many times.


Wow. Short but very enviable life!
Politics › Re: MURIC: "Amotekun Is A Christian Name, Must Be Changed" by deebrain(m): 10:20pm On Jan 27, 2020
Like seriously, is this man OK?

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