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Hmmm...

Someone should jist me....

Zlatan dat I know is not this fine.

Totally UNTRUE.

I refuse to justify self service, but so many articles and theories are much spread currently online and offline are TOTALLY FALSE! Medically speaking. I personally inquired on its connection to even weak erecti** and the likes... It was only established that such cases would only arise if there is injury or obsession in the act.

It is only considered an issue whenever indulgence is affecting your daily responsibilities. Eg. You are to be at an important function but you choose self service instead. And many others.

So many theories nowadays! God help us.

The way Satan looks when observing our lying abilities as a country..

uuzba:
Don't trap yourself.
Women follow men.
If men fail to setup society properly, it is the nonsense women see that they will follow..
Setup yourself properly
Setup your home properly.
Then your wife/girlfriend will follow suit an arrange herself.

Wrong.

A woman is an individual with an individual mind. She is equally a human being with the same potential as the man. In marriage, the man is made the head- - THE WOMAN IS THE ONE WITH THE WISDOM.

She is equally responsible for her decisions whether right or wrong.

She has the ability to choose whether to follow suit with right or wrong or not do so.

Who told you that when the men fail, the women MUST follow suit? That is the victim mentality most women are struggling with, that you are endorsing!!

She has the ability to choose whether to do so or not.

Some people deserve firing squad.

And to be frank, most women of this generation are something else.

Is there any standard at all? Then, do harm to a child in the presence of his mother and you will see the visions of James.

Today... It is sad.

Papa.

[quote author= post=81133828]Who else came here cos of the gorgeous ? Raise your hand[/quote]I appreciate beauty plus good diligence

Hehehehe...

Lovely.

I remember some years back, he said he wanted to keep fit regularly via playing football.

Who just mess now?

She neither spoiled the kids. She should be commended for sacrificing her finances to get comfort for her kids even in uncomfortable situation.

By the way, as long as they are to pay the deserved fare, I wonder what the problem people are having?

alBHAGDADI:
One thing Nigerian HRs and recruiters need to respect is the privacy of job seekers. It's intrusive to ask or compel a job seeker to state the salary his previous company paid him monthly. They ask this question just so they can know how to price you down below what the vacant role is offering. Or perhaps to know if you will be demanding far more than the role offers.

The best way to beat that stupid question is by telling those who ask tje question that such is confidential, which is why you won't want to disclose it.

If they press further, tell them that the reason why it is confidential is because your previous company kicks against present and ex-employees of theirs revealing their salary structure.

If they press further, tell them it won't be fair on your previous company if you reveal the salary structure just as this prospective company won't like to see an employee or ex-employees of theirs exposing their salary structure to others or on social media. Make sure you say all of these with an innocent face and watch how the nosy people will change subject.

Nonsense. They can't state the amount they want to offer you because they believe it should be private for now, yet they want to know about your previous salary.

Your head was really washed and anointed with correct oil.

Plenty wisdom to your elbow.

Impressive!

Hmmm
..


OK.


Next?

Rams can't be more than 90k...


But in this period, expect the unexpected.

Justified

Just talk talk and more talk!

And yes, I said it yesterday, YOU DON'T ANNOUNCE REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION HAPPENS!

The events of today should not be a surprise.

I dunno. It's like this social media or this generation of media has taken away our ability to be reasonable, despite giving us an entertaining voice.

You must be strategic when you want to overthrow a government or system AND VERY IMPORTANTLY, SECRET in planning! I remember the NADECO era. Men! Despite being pro military back in the day, was so impressed with their element of surprise. How they harassed even the worst of military rulers!

Today, everything is on social media. I just don't get! No more privacy! Leave emotions aside- it's like we don't know that these leaders strategize also? You think they are cowards?

I'm so pissed. We do the same thing over and over again.

Is he reading news?

True.

He called for a revolution. And no sitting government sits back and watches that happen. That is why most revolutions turned out violent.

Interestingly, revolutions started with the mindset of the people first. Not the authority.

Another thing. You don't announce a revolution. It happens, usually taking the authority off guard. Just like military coups. Via social media rants and calling, the other side is already in the know, and will strategize against it. One of the downside of social media. Revolution usually come with the element of surprise.

Final thing. Most Nigerians have not gotten to the point of sacrifice. This one is unfortunate. It's only very few that can put their lives on the line for what they believe in. Most are just warriors on social media.

To a large extent, YES.

And people just quoting the "does Tinubu or Okoya have muscles?" are just denying that fact because personally, they don't work out. In particular, Tinubu had a good physique as a youngster. Trim.

Just as you work hard to stand out in your profession or whatsoever you do, KEEP YOUR BODY ATTRACTIVE AS WELL.

You may not be over the limit muscular dude, but take care of yourself and your looks. We should not keep body shamming out of shape ladies, and guys are now looking pregnant now!

Later you will complain online that upon all the love and money you gave your girl or wife, she is f***** another dude.

One of the major crazy acts of Jenifa diary....

This is disgusting.

I don't like calling it "spiritual husband or spiritual wife" but it is a reality of demonic oppression.

All these grammar and senseless atheist based argument are silenced when you have a personal experience.

Hmmm...

Not bad.

Justified.

Congratulations to the Vaseline crew excos and general members.

What should the security of the bank have done?

Some people just misbehave in very wrong time and expect a VIP treatment.

If you behave in a manner that suggest that other customers are at risk, then this treatment is given to you.

Totally justified.

Hopefully this is true.

The Kanye that gave me "Jesus Walks" and "Through the wire" completely won me to him.

Like him for those deep lyrics and beats and not the controversy.

Woman, for the love of God, keep your relationship out of social media.

Its good to once in a while share pictures of the blessedness of a good marriage.

. But when you are now giving anybody online what happens in your bedroom, your garage, your church, our community meetings, your gents and ladies, THEN YOU ARE TRYING TOO HARD.

Totally justified.

Hmmm...

The best way to deal with a television program is when you boycott it.

Don't view. With large number of boycotts, the given program looses it's good ratings and automatically loose sponsorship. It has no choice but go off...


But we are in a funny generation!

First, dignity is gone or almost gone in this generation. Nudity and sexual stuff sells so much today like crazy. Try it. There are so many great topics on nairaland if you browse inside. But check it -- you will be amazed that such won't receive any attention. If it can get to 3 pages, such topic or thread even tried. But let there be a topic "Mercy Aigbe slays on bum shots and boobs" you will get 5 pages within an hour!

Second, Hypocrisy is so rampant today. The first paragraph tells you how to deal with a television program. But our "holy" ones will yet decide to click that link, check that channel, then after consuming it's content, they will now judge with scriptures. You think your God does not see you? Your "holiness" does not teach you to guard your heart and disconnect from the poisons of the world? Check out Naira Marley's Soapy.. More than million views! And don't tell me it's only evil people that are viewing it. 50% are the so called "holy" ones. Ditto with Big Brother Naija.

So all these criticism about the program nonetheless, with the exception of a negative event like death in the program (did I hear someone say in heart "God forbid"?), that will bring a government intervention, BIG BROTHER MIGHT CONTINUE FOR A PRETTY LONG TIME.

Thanks.

I love you sir.

Morale will never be low.