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Epphy:
Yea @ tojahh & Tyche

I just remembered an idea that came to my mind recently. Although some companies tried it in the past. It is about bringing marketing into ehailing cabs. Having screens to market products plus entertainment in Uber/Bolt/OCar rides. 'Our company' will be acting like a marketing/advertising agency. Modalities can be worked out if the idea resonates with what we want.

Why did they fail? That will be a good start

pocohantas:
Then unhook the bra. Some of you can do that with just a finger in record time, even without looking. but to locate Deuteronomy- you will use 1hr.

Deuteronomy is inbetween Genesis and Revelations na, what's difficult there

izzou:
Na one person enter car first, say make I wait for someone

Before I know, 3 men Don jump inside. I no know whether make I decline trip immediately

But I dey fear say them fit strangle me, so I just begin drive without complain

God dey save us wey dey drive for night

Driving without complaining doesn't change their mind if their intention was to strangle you. If you feel unsafe you could simply turn off ignition, remove your key and step out of the car. Keep a distance and ask them to come down. Prepare to run fast just in case

kodred:
If the trip fails, use the estimate from the rider’s app and do + or - depending on the traffic conditions.

Then do a review. Deliberately not reviewing and collecting the estimate from the rider’s app is cheating.

People don’t see it as cheating though. They see it as ‘God catch you’ because you lots are too vindictive.

Bros, just mind your business you hear

izzou:
I have never experienced this stones stuff since I've been eating local rice oh

People have been complaining, but I'm yet to experience it

The only difference I noticed about the rice is the grains are shorter(abi smaller) than the foreign types.

Have you been the one preparing it?
The person preparing must have been doing an excellent job separating the stones from the rice

pope191:
Lazy driver's everywhere there is one woman that sell garri around dia, once I nack d garri for hot sun, the next tin is to position sleep.

I have an offline contact at Ibadan close, that's how I discovered the place. You must sleep if you park there, so cool and quiet

baxton25:
Guys please, stop driving to terrible places at night, especially if your rider is a male client..... my friend was shot early Saturday morning, and he died at the spot, I’m in tears... he was a promising young man....

RIP Wisdom

pope191:
My Oga I somewot agree with u, but we still can't take position away from Both. I have a place I like ard opebi because dia is a tree I use as shade, but deep within I know I am doing myself, because I'll sleep well and tired of sleeping, unless I'm lucky enough to get trip on time. Position is when u find urself ard Awolowo rd ard 4/6pm, if u don't get trip during dis hours, just go back to village, gather all d elders and ask dem questions.

Afolabi awosanya off agbaoku?

kodred:
So because they fall short, we should go down to their level? No bro. You have to be firm.

You can't go straight if the road bends otherwise you'll hear gboassss!!!

Foxie:
Christmas Bonanza!!!

In the spirit of Christmas, I'll be doing comprehensive insurance @ 1.5% of car value with a well-known insurance company.

This will be for a limited period. It starts from December 21st. Contact me for more details. 0708-884-6626. For Vehicles in Lagos only.

N.B: You know if you're driving without your vehicle comprehensively insured, you're doing yourself a lot of disservice, especially in a place like Lagos.

Why are you hiding the name of the well-known insurance company? The name alone can further boost people's interest in your offer

InfinityEstates:
Please elders in the house, where can one 'position' on the Island to get clients? I don dey burn fuel since morning, nothing yet.

Go to infinity estate
Today is Saturday, people will take time before going to owambe and market

izzou:
It took me few minutes to figure out the bolded

Lol. More like a brain teaser

Mjosh1000:
Characteristics of a uber driver
Earphone
Phone holder
Corolla, Camry, Honda etc
Add urs

Looking like a driver

izzou:
God bless the pope

I remember when I said I don't use phone holders. Some said it was pride, but I had a feeling then that uber work go soon turn goldmine

As you get familiar with routes, don't hang phones. When you start a trip, scroll through the map to know the suggested route, and keep your phone. If anyone stops you, tell them that you aren't an uber driver. Simple.

Na corolla people dey at risk sha. Every corolla is a potential suspect

I saw them at eko hotel roundabout yesterday, my rider sat beside me so they were confused. The guy was looking at me I no even shake. Sometimes they read your face if they notice fear they will stop you. They ended up stopping the car behind the one beside me

IamRx:
Make una help me look into my condition and advice ma na

Apply for a month leave, do uber for a month. You'll get all the answers you need

nitigriti:
It is possible. Please give me a day or two to arrange something. I will let everyone know about the arrangements. And it won't cost anything too.

Space still dey? I want to upgrade too. Thanks

Gentlelife50:
I can't wait for Opay to launch O'air so that I can finally fly to Canada with #1,280.

Wait for Ovisa first

tojahh:
They arrived but not with branded cars... So we are good to go.

What's their package like? If it's HP and reasonable like the bike deals let me drop my car and hustle for one

tojahh:
Winter is on the HP Guys... But an insider told me they aren't coming with their own cars because NURTW stick a ban on them to remain with Bikes and Marwa. But we are watching keenly.

Another insider told me they're coming with their branded cars. Anyhow we will still survive this. Survival is our hobby

izzou:
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How far oga?

Na entrance I dey find o, e don tey wey I enter I no sabi road again

Freshprince91:
I experienced such this morning, had to wait for 30 minutes after 2 restart .
Bro, what can i do in a situation whereby i took a rider somewhere and he's in a hurry for a meeting (Visa interview) and at the end of the trip, the fare reads 2800 on a 2hours journey (23.8km)?
He obviously can't wait for a review, so he paid 2800 , if I were in such situation, i wouldn't jeopardize my chances of getting a visa out of this shithole country but my mind tells me the fare should be 3k because of the previous trips with sane distance and time.
Or is the fare correct? Maryland -Walter Carrington.

Sadly, that's the correct fare sir

Cooladex:
Who else experienced this evil traffic around airport today?
I spent 4 hours from lekki to MMA2, fare read 5,700 rider gave me 8k. (200 mints)
Immediately I got a divine trip of 2.0 surge to my area (ilupeju).
Tomorrow is another day

I spent 2hrs+ from akowonjo to ikeja. Map incorrectly gave ETA as 28mins. Sometimes I just wish this Google map was a man so I could give him a knock on his head

Chuwaa:
I guess that's the tyres it came with.
We changed ours to R16 225

225? I'll love to see how it looks on your car maybe I'll upgrade further too.

ebiye55:
Hi guys, please I need tips on how to increase ground clearance of my 03 camry. It's very close to the ground.

Any tips on tyre size to increase height? Any dangers?

Change your rims from 15 to 16, tyres to 215/65. I'm enjoying my camry that way

radautoworks:
SIDENOTE. Please don't laugh at me but what is considered a liveable wage...?

Any amount that can "independently" take care of your basic wants needs

mrjaydee:
Abeg make una put me in your prayers, I just pass Ibadan enroute akure.

Safe trip. Be safe

Luxurydriverng:
No, you need balls and guts to handle a German

And we need more than those to handle cars45 cars

tojahh:
A former colleague bought a Toyota Avalon 2004 car from cars45 780k... He bought it in April sold it in June for 300k to its mechanic.

Lmaooooo. Inside life

Luxurydriverng:
Have you ever own one?

Must I?

Luxurydriverng:
Me too I hear say benz nor good for uber say na big men dey use am

Benz dey, Mercedes dey

Luxurydriverng:
Please WhatsApp me, 08037350669. Please note most of these vehicles dont last on auction up to a week so you need to act fast.

But I hear they are semi-dead cars, I hear oooo

dru23:
It is one thing to get a car for 500k Naira or less.. It is another thing to know how to maintain the car .. Nigeria or Africa as a whole, except for South African that I know of .. We lack maintenance culture.. And you know that uber and bolt riders will not tolerant cars that have issues at all ... in a situation that owner of the car will manage whatever issues the car has .. A rider will not tolerant that and will end up giving the driver a bad rating.. If the driver's rating is bad enough , he will be blocked until those issues are address.. By that time the driver has no savings in his account.. And he would end up looking for another car drive ...meaning he is now looking for a partner to get a car from ... And the circles continues and continues .. This is why car parts is a big business in Ladipo... until we change our maintenance culture , drivers will never be able to own their own cars successfully ....Most drivers can't even maintain partners cars ,so it is their own car they will now maintain? I know how much money I spend in taking care of my fleet.. Majority of owners could not do what I do .....

Total waste of my 90 seconds