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Wait o, who aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ they protesting to. Federal government?

femi4:
A temporal blessing

Guy yºu wicked small OOº°˚˚˚˚°ºOo

starbright4real:
gud day, pls i seriously need a job, i am a graduate of accounting (hnd) 07037799108

On this thread? Yºu need to be kidnapped

Ok

goshen26:
Eleyi gaaa gan ooooo


2nd FTC since joining Nland in 2013?

Well, I got my last two jobs from Bland, so if u say I no get work " problem ti e niyen"

No be everybody get sense OOº°˚˚˚˚°ºOo

softwerk:


Yeye dey smell EFCC!

Why the hell did you not arrest those MMM criminals before you allowed Nigerians loose Billions?!

I still remember my 200L school fees!

My own na kopa alawee ℓ̊ take put inside mmm

Congrats

Ok

Ebola! Haaaa! Where aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ my hand gloves?

DrNueLpureHoney:
Chai

Diaris God OOº°˚˚˚˚°ºOo

Car park at owners' risk

OwenDesired:
Nonsense

What else do yºu want?

Amuocha:
Ambode sef

Aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ yºu high on kerosene again?

IYANGBALI:
I'm fasting for Nigeria

Abeg, break your fast joor and enjoy yourself with a bottle of sniper

Ok OOº°˚˚˚˚°ºOo

IYANGBALI:
help me taste two table spoon full of it and let me know how it tastes for mouth

Yºu no get mouth?

Radarada

CaseD:
And they'll tell us to have faith in God

Na inside devil you wan have faith before?

IYANGBALI:
Lalasticlala, mynd44, ishilove and dominique this sniper that people always drink, how the thing taste for mouth?e sweet or bitter for mouth?i hear sey e dey very pepperish for mouth, na true?

Don't just hear it
Drink it

IYANGBALI:
Lalasticlala, mynd44, ishilove and dominique this sniper that people always drink, how the thing taste for mouth?e sweet or bitter for mouth?i hear sey e dey very pepperish for mouth, na true?

Don't just hear it
Drink it

Duped Deeper Life Church pastor commits suicide

A pastor with the Deeper Life Bible Church, Mr. Tunde, has reportedly committed suicide at the Mowe area of Ogun State after being defrauded of N600,000.

The incident, which occurred on Friday, threw the whole Atala community into confusion.

According to people in the community, Tunde started a Thrift Contribution business two years ago, after he was sacked from his former company.

On the fateful day of the incident, the deceased sent his wife on errand, but before she returned, Tunde had emptied a bottle of Sniper into his mouth. The wife returned to meet him writhing in pain.

The wife later told people that she returned to find Tunde writhing on the ground. She raised the alarm, alerting other members of the community.

Tunde was rushed to a private hospital, where he was confirmed dead.

New Telegraph learnt that after Tunde was confirmed dead, his wife wept uncontrollable. Some residents described the pastor as an easy going person in the community.


One of the neighbours, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said he was in his apartment on the fateful day, when he heard the cries of Tunde’s wife. He noted that the woman was screaming for help, causing him and other tenants to dash out.

The neighbour added: “I have not heard the woman scream in that manner before. It was unusual. It was when I and other neighbours rushed towards her that we saw the husband on the ground, writhing in pain. We rushed him to the hospital. It was when we got to the hospital that we discovered that he took Sniper.

“The doctor said there was nothing he could do at that particular time. We lost him. The deceased was working in a reputable organisation before he was sacked. In order not to remain idle, he took to thrift collection, and he was doing well. But he was defrauded of his clients’ money. I believe that he took his life because he didn’t want to be put to shame. But killing himself was not the solution. I pray his soul will rest in peace.”

Another neighbour, who gave his name simply as Bayo, said: “The death of the pastor was unfortunate. I believe if he had shared the issue with some of his co-pastors, at the church, they probably would have come to his aid. But the action he took was not the best solution to the problem. I pray that God will receive his soul and take care of the family he left behind.”

Source: https://www.newtelegraphng.com/2019/09/duped-deeper-life-church-pastor-commits-suicide/

God helping me to vacate this shithole country

J111333:
But a guy man should've had his close friends working as security for his wedding naa.
Best man is not the work of a closest pal, it's the work of the second closest pal or younger brother. His closest pal should've been outside the venue with some men to stop nonsense on his wedding day especially ex girlfriends who would want to spoil the day.
I learnt this far back in my secondary school days when my cousin who had so many ex girlfriends wedded. My cousin's best friend was outside with some plain cloth policemen all through the event.

Inside Life

J111333:
But a guy man should've had his close friends working as security for his wedding naa.
Best man is not the work of a closest pal, it's the work of the second closest pal or younger brother. His closest pal should've been outside the venue with some men to stop nonsense on his wedding day especially ex girlfriends who would want to spoil the day.
I learnt this far back in my secondary school days when my cousin who had so many ex girlfriends wedded. My cousin's best friend was outside with some plain cloth policemen all through the event.

Inside Life OOº°˚˚˚˚°ºOo

Ok OOº°˚˚˚˚°ºOo

Because of woman? See H̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇w̶̲̥̅̊ they stood in T̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇e sun hours before T̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇e plane landed. 100 days achievement

100 days, so soon!

Sunmoluvic:
Cool
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Mrhonesty:
You are 100 % correct. In 1989, l assisted a friend and classmate, Friday Okosun wrote a love letter to Bunmi his landlord's daughter and also our classmate. Bunmi took the letter to her father. Later that day, a police sergeant (Friday's father) came to our house with the letter l wrote. Friday denied the letter and his father supported him that he was not as inteligent as the writer. The police officer requested for our notebooks. They were all confused because the handwriting was diferent from ours. I thanked God l changed my handwriting while writing it. My family knew l wrote for him. They didnt beat me but cautioned me.

Chai diaris God OOº°˚˚˚˚°ºOo . This got me rolling on T̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇e floor