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AutosRe: Solved by deepwater(f): 5:27pm On Jul 04, 2017
Some people think Cotonou is inside Lagos.
Op how could you have gotten to iyana iba by 1:30 pm and believed to get to Cotonou and purchase a car?

With the amount if construction going on in that axis you could spend 4hours between alakija and volks on a GOOD day.

Op in fact your head no correct for opening this thread.
Mods please take this nonsense out, it is disturbing cyber space.

Pray nobody tries to spoil your Career, oya tender apology to everyone who has read your stupid act.

Wnen you are ready to get a car, be at the boarder by 9am. You are not going to buy ice block. grin
FamilyRe: The Reason You Should Smile All The Time by deepwater(f): 4:50pm On Jul 04, 2017
Because of suya?

Op sufry softly make you no go chop poison o undecided
PoliticsRe: Do You Know You Can Contest An Estimated Nepa Bill? by deepwater(f): 4:09pm On Jul 04, 2017
Army go flog u ooo
PoliticsRe: Hausa Audio: Kill All Igbos In North From October 1. Don't Touch Yorubas - Deji by deepwater(f): 3:42pm On Jul 04, 2017
Kai
PoliticsRe: "I Heard The Audio Inciting Northerners To Slaughter Igbos On Oct 1" – FFK by deepwater(f):
If the president doesn't show up before October 1st.
They might truly carry out their threat and cause mayhem in the north, of course a reprisal would ensure in the East.

This would be a good window for the khaki boys to come in and take over, chasing PYO into a compulsory I.T of 9 months! grin

Its a high level chess game here, the Igbo are not truly the target rather they are just collateral damage. The main target is just getting FULL control of the aso villa and war against the Igbo's is a wonderful recipe to attain such.

Yoruba's seem to play the sitting on the fence game and keep acting deaf because the threats ain't towards them, forgetting the fact that PYO on that sit is the REAL war.

The thing go touch everybody but it might be too late to realize. When that precious question of "are you Igbo or Hausa" is being asked by the almajiri, it would definitely be in Hausa language and not English or pidgin. Woe betides any who can't respond accordingly in Hausa language to defend himself and avoid the dagger.

At the very end, when the north takes back FULL control of the Aso villa, the slogan will return to status quo of "One Nigeria" chants from the north!

Yoruba no go see wetin HIT them undecided
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Risks Impeachment As Senate Asks Him To Withdraw Statement by deepwater(f): 2:44pm On Jul 04, 2017
Make una talk say una wan comot am once and for all, abeg angry
RomanceRe: Nyadak Thot Leaves Twitter Users Dumbfounded With Her Striking Doll-Like Feature by deepwater(f): 2:39pm On Jul 04, 2017
Chocolate Black, no sugar, no cream, wink
As i see this girl now, bounty come dey hungry me grin grin grin

CrimeRe: Nigerian Swallows $90,000 Tucked Into Condoms In France, Nabbed By Police by deepwater(f): 2:36pm On Jul 04, 2017
NCAN bad market!

..........................

That dude is literally a money bag grin
CrimeRe: Badoo Members Sell Handkerchiefs Used To Clean Victims Blood For N500K by deepwater(f): 12:39pm On Jul 03, 2017
We need to be more enlightened
People are being killed for no reason at all
This is so bad angry
CrimeRe: Arrested Badoo Gang Suspects Getting Screened By Police (photos) by deepwater(f): 9:40am On Jul 03, 2017
I no follow, 5 thousand naira
grin grin grin But you must reach station first. grin grin grin
FamilyRe: This Guy Is Searching For A Companion For His Widowed Mother by deepwater(f): 9:28am On Jul 03, 2017
The guy kept insisting marriage is not what he wants for his moms actually but a companion! As in a companion for what exactly?

grin grin grin
Oooops, I get it, someone to keep shining the kongo!
Nairaland stopped using that phrase a long time ago cool cool cool

OP please don't accept any applications or interest from Mr. NwaAmaikpe tongue
CrimeRe: Suspected Badoo Member Who Claimed To Be Looking For Food Lynched In Lagos. PICS by deepwater(f):
This is a coordinated onslaught of people from the community side and the baddoo side, I am afraid innocent people would get caught in this mayhem.

The bad guys might be precise with their targets but I fear for the vigilante Victims. They could be just some unlucky persons whom the vigilante would burn alive just to prove that they are ready for war.
CrimeRe: Two Cable Thieves Including A Grand Father Of Three Arrested in Lagos (Photos) by deepwater(f): 7:26pm On Jul 02, 2017
Kai
PoliticsRe: Father Of 3 Trying To Bury Charms At His Ex-Girlfriend's House Caught In Imo by deepwater(f): 7:23pm On Jul 02, 2017
Kai
EventsRe: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by deepwater(f):
grin My kind of wedding!!! grin



Modified
To those quoting me, your wedding expenses doesn't show your true worth. Learn how to keep your marriage and not your wedding...

On this same front page a fellow woman is already insulting her husband for not being capable to hold his home financially for barely 4months, I am certain they had a swell marriage ceremony cheesy
Music/RadioRe: Flavour - Virtuous Woman [official Video] by deepwater(f): 12:10pm On Jul 02, 2017
I remember this flavour guy those days for salon hotel and one Nigeria for 042!!!

Same as nigga raw and slow dog!


We been no know say flavour sabi sing self, na drummer and guitarist him dey do for us for that oringo joint that year grin

042 is not just a dial code, it's a way of life.
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans’ Lawyer Loses Court Case, To Pay N500,000 Fine by deepwater(f): 11:52am On Jul 02, 2017
This should be on another case, not evans
RomanceRe: Don't Service Someone Else's Partner If Yours Should Be Untouchable by deepwater(f): 11:48am On Jul 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe take note, stay clear grin
CrimeRe: A Man's Penis Disappears After Giving A Bigger Money (pictures) by deepwater(f): 11:45am On Jul 02, 2017
Arkyval:
ScotFree u meant to say.
Edit Ur post grin
EducationRe: Moving Sand Found In Iraq Just Like Ocean by deepwater(f): 11:23am On Jul 02, 2017
In fluid mechanics and transport phenomena everything flows
Christianity EtcRe: What Happens After Death? by deepwater(f): 11:20am On Jul 02, 2017
U die
CrimeRe: A Man's Penis Disappears After Giving A Bigger Money (pictures) by deepwater(f):
lekjons:
those joysticks disappearing shîts I've never believed it for once...



I mean how will it look like?
ScotFree:
Hahaha! Funny Nigerians! Funny Africans!! Now I'm curious... When this joystick disappears, does it leave a hole there? Does it bleed like a cut? Or is it neatly healed up like the work of a good plastic surgeon? Or does it just shrink or shrivel to a wee bit dickie??

I want answers from those that will come here telling me about the powers of the evil, wicked people. If you have seen one, then please enlighten me. Cos i have heard numerous instances of stories like this yet i haven't seen one pictorial evidence. Who is being deceived here?

VERDICT: THAT MAN IS LOCO. A LOONY LUNATIC!
What they take per say is the balls ( testis) not the stick. The scrotum sac becomes empty and flat.

One happened at festac then, after numerous beating the man claimed he could return it. they took the victim to one grin dog house grin at old ojo road to test it, thereafter he was taking to alimosho general hospital for medical confirmation.
PoliticsRe: VGC Lagos Flooded After Rain Yesterday Evening (Photos) by deepwater(f):
Arkyval:
One Bobo for you.. Repping okoko to the fullest..
Lol, I do not stay there.
Just been there like every other person
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Illness Prevents 10 Envoys From Assuming Duty by deepwater(f): 9:34am On Jul 02, 2017
This dude needs to resign.
If his deputy cannot perform at full capacity in his absence he should resign completely without any further delay.

How can you continue to hold the rest of the nation to ransome. You are not the only sick person in the country.

This is a national shame, OMG
PoliticsRe: VGC Lagos Flooded After Rain Yesterday Evening (Photos) by deepwater(f): 9:27am On Jul 02, 2017
Kai
To be honest, no where in okokomaiko could be this bad after the rain.
The rich just keep donating money to lucky landowners all in the name of cribbing highbrow!

Majority of people staying in this so called highbrow areas do this for show not comfort.

Wetin be this??
CelebritiesRe: "God Forbid' - Runtown Rejects A Drawing Of Him By A Fan by deepwater(f): 9:22am On Jul 02, 2017
The drawing itself is high on Codeine phosphate
Car TalkRe: PAN Nigeria Unveils 301-wildfire Car by deepwater(f): 8:34am On Jul 02, 2017
Nice
No interior pics??
CultureRe: 5 Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About The Efik People by deepwater(f): 5:09pm On Jul 01, 2017
Their girls dey cable FIRE!!!!

Someone told me tongue
RomanceRe: Man Lists Number & Names Of Ladies He Has Had An Affair With by deepwater(f):
The guy has a good conscience.
He is aware he would give account of his sojourn on earth one day.


No need to waste time on judgement for he has his records already!!!

On a more serious note, the dude is organized and precise with data.
I like people like that.

NwaAmaikpe wouldn't be this truthful to himself, NwaAmaikpe would still have lied on his own list
NwaAmaikpe would have written Caro's name under intimacy when all Caro said to him was good morning sir the first day he saw her grin
CelebritiesRe: Victoria Kimani And Stanley Obiamalu Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by deepwater(f): 4:27pm On Jul 01, 2017
OoooH really huh

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