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AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f):
hypernikao:
Can I use another person's number plates, to bring the car down to PH? Are there any implications I should know of?
Yes you can use another person number plate for your car.
It is very possible, once you hang another person number plate witha at least two (2) screws each it would stay very well. Very simple.

But also don't forget to kiss that car good bye

The driver self, that may be the last time you may see him

And you my friend would definitely be on the next van to kiri Kiri.

And we shall all read the aftermath on nairaland and move on.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

On a less serious note, get an ABUJA number plate. Police will always stop you with respect.

Any Lagos number plate with last 2 letters starting from 'G' is surely straight outta port and an apple of policeman eye!

Rivers number no get level.
But for security reasons, if the car would be used more than 90% in PHC, better get the Rivers number plate so u can always avoid easy identification from those nincompoop wey full that area dey shout abobi weeda you, cap for me, where you anchor .
Christianity EtcRe: How Big Brands Are Celebrating Easter Using Creative Designs by deepwater(f): 2:41pm On Apr 12, 2020
Emmaomotob:
A god that came to die like a mere criminal after doing some dubious miracles in an age of idiocy. I would rather worship the Sun as the giver of life than a mere human being within unverified mental health.
The question was simple,
Which is your favorite design?
Not your mental state
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f):
missjekyll:
So, I just advised mommie dearest to hold on on some land she wanted to pay cash for. We ll need that cash for later in the year to snap up distress sales.

Has anyone got any advice on where to spot such opportunities. I have got some personal contacts but I want to spread a bigger net for information.

cc:emmanuelewumi,ahibooilandgas

I know this sounds terrible but this recession fills me with excitement. Fortunes are made during recessions you know
What area is that?
Please advise us on good land deals if you have any
PoliticsRe: Bala Mohammed Attends Crowded Juma'at Setrvice After Recovering From Coronavirus by deepwater(f): 8:05am On Apr 11, 2020
Sharing things
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 12:23pm On Apr 10, 2020
SamjohnnyB:
Grow your business and increase sales with the phone numbers and e-mail addresses.

1. 80 millions phone numbers arranged in 36 States, 774 local government in Nigeria.

2. 1 million Nigerian e-mail addresses.

3. 10,000 online shoppers phone numbers & names.

4. 4,000 phone numbers and e-mail addresses of business owners in Lagos.

5. 100,000 active whatsApp numbers

Msg me on WhatsApp for more info and how to get it for a little fee. Check my signature for my direct WhatsApp link.
Please delete my phone number and email address from your database
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo’s Strategy For Ending Boko Haram War by deepwater(f): 6:39am On Apr 10, 2020
Baba be quiet
Boko haram no be spirit
Una dry fear to carry onslaught and full assault on that stupid farm called sambisa
HealthRe: Chinese Doctors In Nigeria On 14-Day Isolation by deepwater(f): 5:09pm On Apr 09, 2020
My people don't be deceived
None of you commoners shall get close to any of these doctors, if you like Corona hold you for neck, you go die like rat for Yaba.

You see these ones ba, them no go stay Lagos. After 14 days isolation for hotel na straight flight to aso Vila to cure the sick fool in power and by extension is family members.

They are not for you
I repeat they are not for you!
TravelRe: Air Peace 14-Hour Flight To China, Breaks Nigerian Aviation's Record by deepwater(f): 7:28pm On Apr 08, 2020
dataking:
You are smart. Good one
you are dumb

What do u think they went to bring?
Air?
TravelRe: Air Peace 14-Hour Flight To China, Breaks Nigerian Aviation's Record by deepwater(f): 7:27pm On Apr 08, 2020
oyekanwahab:
One of the reason for this is no payload to carry, hence less weigh to keep flying in the sir and more fuel to burn to keep the plane flying for a long tine
But they brought back tons of supplies

Why are you so dumb
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Mocks Nigerians As Accountant-General’s Office Is Gutted By Fire by deepwater(f): 4:36pm On Apr 08, 2020
StupidVoters:
Pre-Covid era, i dont pay attention to a certain moniker "Hungerbad" here on nairaland because i think he choose a funny name for himself. Na today I know say hunger bad truly. A certain handsome fresh looking guy in my area who has never beg me nor anybody in the neighborhood for assistance as far as I know, came knocking on my door, I was alone inside my apartment Not feeling to see anyone. I got up to check who was at the door through the tiny door camera only to be amazed by my special visitor. I opened the door with enthusiasm only to see the guy postrating begging me that he hasn't eat anything since yesterday morning, I rushed to the kitchen to prepare a meal together with his assistance. When he ate to satisfaction. I told him to wait till afternoon to have lunch. The guy over prayed for me. He just left.



NB. I'm managing myself not that I have big money somewhere but I was delighted to help this younger "brother". My people, don't turn anybody away requesting for your help at the moment because hunger bad. Do anything within your capacity ( if you have) to help. I beg you in the name of God.

I'm sure Covid won't erase us (Africans) because we are fighter, I'm not sure if hunger won't , because no one is immune to it.
Hungerbad had passed on

cry
PoliticsRe: Chadian Legislatures Pay A Tribute To President Idris Deby At The War Front. by deepwater(f): 9:36pm On Apr 07, 2020
Incredible
This guy is stealing shakau shine sha
CrimeRe: Lockdown: Policeman Kills Fuel Attendant In Abia (Disturbing Photo) by deepwater(f): 11:09am On Apr 07, 2020
DriggityDre:
So because it's stray, meaning it's righthuh
Why would he fire at the driver, if not with intent to kill? Have you ever heard of cops overseas shooting to stop a vehicle??
You talk like you're a policeman yourself undecided
No u do not understand him
He meant that there is no need for testing the corpse to know what killed him.
Cos obviously it was a bullet.

It bring a stray bullet is something I would rather doubt. The NPF shoot to kill at will
HealthRe: Ihekweazu: Kano, Kaduna, Jos, Maiduguri Testing Centres To Be Ready This Week by deepwater(f): 8:19am On Apr 07, 2020
Now I get clearly
The government is not releasing the True results of positive patients since they have the commitment to isolate every positive patient.

The issue is that they do not have enough spaces right now for isolation hence they release only results they can isolate. Little wonder while for every patient discharge another positive patient is announced.

They have not been a stand alone discharged patient, someone must take ur bedspace.

The real figures have not been announced
Northern Nigeria have not been tested at all, this new centers would give some kind result oooo
TravelRe: Nigerian Man In Canada Shows His COVID19 Lockdown Palliative by deepwater(f): 8:19am On Apr 06, 2020
Exclusive101:
This is a big lie it as been debunked.
Nigerians that have relative in Candan should speak up abeg. The other igbo claim Indonesia the president order the citizen to be shot for protesting over food gave him a full 50KG of rice with several other provision but did not give real Indonesians. Foolish set of humans fooling their fathers.
You might want to recheck
It was Phillipines instead
CareerRe: Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria And How Much They Pay by deepwater(f): 7:00pm On Apr 04, 2020
slyfoxxjoe:
All oyel companies. so no other industry in booming in Nigeria?? Na wa o.
Unfortunately but truthful
There are no other industries in Nigeria
Every other is either supporting the oil and gas industry or a fall out of crumbs from this industry
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 8:23pm On Apr 03, 2020
careerwoman:
Thank you for this golden advice. I’ll wait a little and see what happens after the meeting. Zenith share seems like a good stock to buy? I have a GT account but it’s my spending account. I save in my FBN savings account. Please, how much is FBN savings account interest?
Too much information
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 10:49am On Apr 03, 2020
ahiboilandgas:
Persons wanting to invest in property should wait a little,let the full weight of the global recession hit the system in next two months ....then cash is king....a 100m house might go for 60m....first hand lession from 2008 melt down
Flesh and blood wouldn't have revealed this to you sir!
HealthRe: Lockdown: Deltans Adhere To Stay-At-Home Order As Ossai Applaud Deltans by deepwater(f): 9:27pm On Apr 02, 2020
makewetalk2:
quiet not quite.
I have a Nigerian passport and a Nigerian mother. Married to a Nigerian and we all have Nigerian passports. I have every right as you.
now that I exposed you, arent you supposed to say thank you to me?
what you guys are doing is bad. I meet even Ghanaians who have never been to Nigeria speak ill of that people and I don't find it okay. I challenge Nigerians here and they melt when I present facts. pure facts. the average Nigerian has a racist mentality. it is embedded in tribalism and religious piety.
U mean that old cougar prostitute of a slut gave birth to you grin

U married that girl that slaved all around Allen Avenue despite all the warnings?
Please save your daughter and keep her off the pole.

Her pelvis won't survive those lashing from uncircumcised abokis
HealthRe: Lockdown: Deltans Adhere To Stay-At-Home Order As Ossai Applaud Deltans by deepwater(f): 7:49pm On Apr 02, 2020
makewetalk2:
It doesn't matter where I stay. Even my pet house can house you for one full decade. is homelessness your best bullet? asewo, I never realized brothelites also come on nairaland. if not for the lockdown in nigerian you would have been working on your back or your knees and wont have time to type nonsense. you are not just deep but wide at the same time. a fake mannequin has more worth than your rotten soul. old pig.
deep well
Be quite
Little Liberian boi grin grin grin
HealthRe: Covid-19 Patients Being Treated In Lagos Hospital Beg Nigerians To Stay At Home by deepwater(f): 1:30pm On Apr 02, 2020
All hail Deepwater seafarers
S. M crew, we sight you all!
Speedy recovery to all
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Ministry Of Finance Begs For Ventilators On Twitter by deepwater(f): 12:04pm On Apr 02, 2020
madridguy:
Shameless leaders with stone heart. Our legislooters recently acquired 2020 brand new SUVs but we need donors for vents to fight corona virus.

grin grin grin

For my next world, God please i don't want to come back to Nigeria.
HealthRe: Lockdown: Deltans Adhere To Stay-At-Home Order As Ossai Applaud Deltans by deepwater(f): 12:00pm On Apr 02, 2020
makewetalk2:
so all the videos floating in town are all made in a particular state? stop demonizing people because they are not your people. rebels belong to all states. I have heard this too many times and it is getting very disturbing that certain people are seen as demons while others are called classy and respectful. stop it, my dear.
whether you see a video or not, it does not justify what that guy said. and I don't care if he fckked you before and you are trying to defend him. I am just saying that insidious statement of a certain people like that is bad. you call yourself a woman and if a man says all women from your state are asewo you will surely not like that. and I am not even from delta to be defending those people.. but the way nigerians paint them is bad. I hate that mentality of demonizing people as if you are any better.
u type as if you have a gun pointed to your head all the time.
are u really this frustrated?
u are not a nigerian, u dont presently stay in Nigeria
u carry the matter for head like gala
are u homeless overseas? pm me
HealthRe: Lockdown: Deltans Adhere To Stay-At-Home Order As Ossai Applaud Deltans by deepwater(f): 9:50am On Apr 02, 2020
makewetalk2:
aren't you trying to give them a bad name? The government is pleased with the response of the people and you are saying otherwise. No one is buying your joke. You are insidious.
what you did was bad and it is called defamation. If you actually sit at home, how did you see the whole of Delta to ascertain your blasphemy?
Guy go! People like you are demonic. Una go day spoil people name and day act like say na joke
Everything about a whole state na wahalahuh How many people do you really know in that state for you to make such a horrendous statement? Don't say such a thing about the poor citizens of a state. It is bad and evil
I have seen the two videos to back up what that guy said.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f):
Daum:
It seems you his Media aide.
There is what we call positive criticism. It's good for his business. No be every time you go dy make excuse for am. I like the man and respect him but it is wrong for you to assume that everyone complaining about the delay in replies aren't serious buyers
u will get an official response when u become at least a year old here undecided

so now you want to talk about positive criticism ?
Please go read page 35 of this thread, where i took amdman by the horn with facts about delivery and shipment via a cargo ship.
if you must know, amdman has been tested by fire and pressure here already, guess what? he came out just fine and re-fined, PURE AS GOLD!
there is no harm supporting a true and legit business man.

Where were u when i whipped all the BEST CAR DEALERS back into line? when the cartel was seized and dissolved.


charlie back off, u cant swim here.....its deepwater, trust me you go drown!
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 4:41pm On Apr 01, 2020
kaycodes:
@amdman

I suggest you put a process to qualify leads in place.
Your communications problem will increase if you're not able to differentiate between those who are ready to buy, or those who are still in the searching and window shopping phase. You're most likely having issues because you are still trying to manually sift through all these contacts and determine those who are potential leads VS those that are not yet ready. If I use my experience as an example I can understand what is heppening. So the earlier you formulate a policy and process the better.

Qualify your leads, REDUCE Churn.
when u see person wey wan buy motor u go know
majority of peeps complaining of delayed communication are the ones sending the OP on errand or doing market survey.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 4:37pm On Apr 01, 2020
Gilbertase:
pls put caveat. This most likely would be an agreed arrangement and at extra cost. Someome may read this and feel he/she is entitled to same.
na tachere money for the driver and fuel.
In reality the amount doesn't worth mention when u check the service that was rendered
Location was few km from the port by the way.
this service was discussed in the early days of this thread or the other cant remember undecided
well, u know what they say about the early birds and the fattest warms cool
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 2:08pm On Apr 01, 2020
presiade:
Sorry to deviate a little from the topic. Who knows and can recommend an effective and reliable debt recovery agent in Lagos?
Sars
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 2:07pm On Apr 01, 2020
IMOHS:
when your car arrived sir,did the clearing agent call you,or amdman gave you the agents number to contact. how did you go about taking possesion of your ride?
I know someone that the car was brought straight to his door mouth
HealthRe: Testing Kits Contaminated With Coronavirus As They Head To The UK by deepwater(f): 8:54pm On Mar 31, 2020
WINDSOW:
Babe, WTF. sure u cracking my ribs. You're saying in a bid for FG to distribute those testing kits to Nigerians, they took them to their fellas n ended up infecting themselves by themselves. Lol
flesh and blood couldnt have revealed this to you!
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f):
Diegobonito:
Keep shut bro just because you don't have 3.5m doesn't mean others don't have it. I can buy a 5m car this minute if I want to. Priorities differ, it's not my priority for now
Baba shi shi no gum you.
When I see Nigerian millionaires I now
When I hear Nigerian thousandnaires I now... They are too loud, u could hear them speak from hills of Idanre to the plateaus of jos...
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 3:43pm On Mar 31, 2020
Diegobonito:
Sorry to say but this thread is overhyped somehow, even the owner doesn't reply most messages, lol God knows i'll never patronize such a dealer. It's good cars and i don't have a car yet but i don't think i'll take 85% of cars posted here, this one be say you go buy car come dey admire another car that passes by, God forbid o. They're good cars nonetheless but i've got taste, i'd rather save for a year and fork out 3.5m and buy a modern car with fine interior (It matters the most) than buy most of the ugly looking cars with ugly interior i see here. Nice cars though for people with a budget. It's my opinion but insults are welcomed.
Goan contact Corona virus and die
HealthRe: Testing Kits Contaminated With Coronavirus As They Head To The UK by deepwater(f): 2:39pm On Mar 31, 2020
please send to Africa
Nigeria precisely so that the MTF can kidnap it again to ASO VILLA

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