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In recent times, I have found myself reading topics that never made front pages and dated from 2010 backward.

Therein are so much useful information penciled down by sane Nigerians - more of a goldmine untapped.

what we see these days on FP are nothing but an outstation of LKB / Instablognaija or the latest kill of reptiles by able-bodied men.

i cant believe this

IamPatriotic:
a vagabond child!

at least he is better than your king that beat up the monarch

she no fine before na

NwanyiOkpa:
No one will permit you to come and crash his exam sir. Move on. If we allow you to come and gate crash, you might take the space of someone who actually got invited. What is yours is yours, since you were not called, just apply to others.

Meanwhile, does anyone have an idea of how the exam is?

Lol, ur candle wont burn brighter by blowing off the light from someone else's own.

You see this mentality of yours paid off in school, but it would never pay in real life. Reason is because u really need to have a sound network of friends and associates to whip through hard times.

And for your guidance, I know someone that left and created that vacancy that is being scrambled for,
Last last e no worth am

impressive from the north

lol

u get money buy LION
See ur house
see ur mama house

Audio money people!
fake ass rich folks!


Before u quote me, money na pregnancy them no dey hide am
e dey show with full force.

If u pity sowore, share
If u dont, like
If inbetween, quote

A train station in Japan exceeds the Nigerian national grid already. It's no brainer.

There is something phenomenal about Nigeria, even as cardi B enter Lagos her skin color change immediately.

Before you quote me, try to snap a picture before boarding a plane out of this shithole and snap another picture with same phone and cloths immediately you land anywhere else in this world. Then only u will see you real face

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Last Last na hungry go kill u for lagos
no go find better work do

Lol

op u know nothing about your religion
dont let me school u on ur game

Who should they use ?


Marlians ?



By the way has anyone seen the dead meat suya man lately ??

He has been AWOL since the sacking of all VP aides and non payment of N-POWER october 30k


Make una check am o


I hear say hungry don kill am

Kai

Brandstudio01:

The first thing that hit my mind, Was How did they get there?
Over times, science has failed to explain themselves. And this is just one of those incidents. Please how Big is the size of the ear and what's the possibilities of a mother Roches living inside the ear? From the pregnancy stage to egg hashing or what have you?

Please I need an explanation just like the Man who wanna know the scientists said there's no God

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Calm down
Roaches are not mammals
The egg could be introduced from his finger nails, introduction of dirty substance to clean the ear et al.

Dont forget the inner ear is a cozy place to hatch those eggs. Yes it is warm in there

Lol

Below was my post on this thread weeks ago - 11OCT 2019

https://www.nairaland.com/5465156/border-closure-daily-pms-consumption#83037303

deepwater:
lol

we better be clear when discussing such issues

do we mean Northern borders or Southern borders ?

BTW Southern borders are always closed in yuletide season to surfer the Christians and opened in January of the next year!

argue with ur talisman

truth is that most nigerians are new to the internet and react newly to things that has been happening for ages!
it pains some people when they see the Christians celebrate heavily at yuletide season, one way to stop this is to instill hardship by closing the borders....

as earlier mentioned, argue with your talisman

jayson87:
I won't be shocked if the person typing this nonsense does not even have a job let alone a good one.

These tips don't work... Today getting a job is a function of who you know and not what you know and how your CV looks. I have seen the worst of CVs get the best of jobs., the worst of degrees secure an engineering job in a multinational company. OP, please good jobs are not landed in 1 month like it is cast on stone

You are way behind schedule
It is no longer who you know but who knows you!

Lol

i am completely bewildered that the LSG could ever think of this!

traffic offense is a money generating avenue through fines all over the world.

seizing your vehicle to display on auction over running a red light is robbery and non sense

Lol

haters would say he doesnt have light in his house, that is why he is charging his phone inside the private jet

lol

the FTC on this thread was actually a link to a porn site.

seun weldone!!!!

Oga calm down. Them go open after after Christmas and new year celebrations.

Just before valentine


It's a nomadic idea to frustrate the southerners

Next na make petrol scare, and ekenedilichukwu price increase


Last last omo nna go go village this year

Neverdowell

All hail the peaceful religion

midolian:
You don't even know if someone who has bought it from Katangua market sold it to Buhari as first grade Akube...

You don't know if this one is Aba made or a gift from the woman in the other room...

Plus, what has this got to do with border closure considering the real reason our borders are closed?

Bitter bastard!

Your job is very hard

I feel for you.

i like her style.....
going local to benefit from her home state, lagos is too hot already with frood and esther here and there

There is nothing wrong in damage control, but if you must do it.....get the best hands

He added that the woman may have come across the affliction again after she left because such usually happens with deliverance
“The woman was in our church really. But you know in this issue of deliverance, some people could be delivered here and then go back to where they stayed before and the attack would return. That was what happened to the woman,” he said.

So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed John 8:36

He is just a proper yoruba man
pointing at everyone but himself
doesnt want to take responsibility
always a snitch


on a more serious note, i believe he is a more assertive person. he seems sure about what he believes hence he points it out for sake of clarity

Hope no one died or was injured............


walking down the stairs of that house, decided to have a few mins pause for some meditation.
i heard that rattling sound, it seemed like a reptile crawling on the ceiling board, but wait! this house has a concrete deck and not a ceiling board.
i looked up and saw a thin dark line running across the white paintings on the roof deck, it was so fast, it moved like a thunder bolt accompanied by that rattling sound, the ceiling tore apart

i went into a brace up position as per lessons from helicopter under water escape trainings, i received series of blows to by back and ribs all coming from falling concretes and rocks.... the only thing that flash through my mind was ..... I do not deserve this ..... i could not even say a word of prayer nor could i have scream. The sounds from falling concrete and slabs was so loud, alas i heard a voice from the ground floor shouting ... wetin dey happen, who be that ? and it went all quite.

My brains and body came up alive, i dragged my bag and raced off through what i believe was still a stair case.

October 2017.........Odoula Road Apapa......we shall never forget!

okey777:
I killed this snake in my compound this night, can anyone identify this snake?

puff ader are not in rain forest regions
OP u are u in southern nigeria?


that is a viper, The Gaboon viper is a viper species found in the rainforests.


Bites from this species are extremely rare, due to their unaggressive nature and because their range is limited to rainforest areas. Due to their sluggishness and unwillingness to move even when approached, bites most often occur due to persons accidentally stepping on a Gaboon viper, but even then in some cases this does not guarantee a bite.

OP, next time ensure to smite the head of any serpent. separate the body from the head before taking pictures for Lalasticlala
that snake fit still they alive like that