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FamilyRe: Entry Period For The Cussons Baby Moments 6 Competition Extended By 2 More Weeks by deepwater(f): 8:45am On Oct 25, 2019
so that davido pikin go fit apply undecided
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Shares Picture Of Son, David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr by deepwater(f): 3:58pm On Oct 24, 2019
this one na oyinbo oooo
CelebritiesRe: Tacha Mobbed By Fans In Festac (Video) by deepwater(f): 12:30am On Oct 24, 2019
Was with her at buka hut (festival mall festac) the girl yellow sha.

Nigerians are so stupid, a guy was actually mocking her for using a techno phone
EducationRe: UNILAG Mermaid: Eyewitness Explains Why Rumored Mermaid Student Was Arrested by deepwater(f): 6:23pm On Oct 23, 2019
lol
EducationRe: UNILAG Mermaid: Eyewitness Explains Why Rumored Mermaid Student Was Arrested by deepwater(f):
I listened to the background chats on the amateur video that was released.
The voices of the ladies from the University of Lagos, their diction, understanding and use of English language, sense of reasoning, their mental state and state of mind et al.....


University of Lagos has no substance to offer.


Funny enough, the mermaid girl happens to be the only sensible person in that school.
She is fully aware of her local environment and has got the required skills set to excel in Nigeria which is FEAR.
Just like every-other god of men would do to their sheeples at church, and politicians have done to their followers during election periods; she cast the fear factor on her peers at the University Hall, it worked like magic the school went agog!

This is a story of a girl of which her mates tried to shame her for not bathing twice in a day like they did to Tacha live on TV. Unfortunately, this one is far wiser than Tacha. They say tables do turn, well that is not the issue, the issue is in what direction?
She dropped the joke real fast on all of them, reminding them washing her feet every night without bathing was not ordinary - well, when you tell an average Nigeria your actions are not ordinary they fear and respect you immediately.

I am happy nobody will toil with her or shame her for not bathing twice any more. She has her respect now. Everyone would give her the required space.




Argue with the closed border, please. undecided



DarkandHandsome:
see you, you that only have your pussy to offer�
Hey you Mr. Olumoroti Anuolwapo a.k.a DarkandHandsome, I am not a mermaid at the university of Lagos children hall.
I am Deepwater her self, i will swallow you.
Just one more disrespect from you, one more!

PoliticsRe: What Is Your Opinion About The Nigeria Land Border Closure? by deepwater(f): 7:53am On Oct 23, 2019
Open the goddam border
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Law Reacts After Being Criticized For Standing Up For A Citizen by deepwater(f): 7:19pm On Oct 20, 2019
There is a word called ignore, people actually ignore the word called ignore
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Kim Jong Un Mercedes 'Toilet Car' Goes Wherever He Goes by deepwater(f): 7:17pm On Oct 20, 2019
solmusdesigns:
You have a point, but then Chinese can still sell him a real benz if he wishes to, China dont care
this guys are into nuclear energy and space research
bro, automobiles ended in the past 2 century, every other thing about automobile is enhancement and beautification...
NKs are good technically, dont forget the owners of Hyundai is from NK and not SK.
CelebritiesRe: Alex Unusual Dances At Shola Oke's Wedding, MC Asks Her "Is It Your Wedding" by deepwater(f): 7:09pm On Oct 20, 2019
I hate when people steal the due attention that belongs to others just because they can,
well i know blame am, na the people wey dey invite them i blame.
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Kim Jong Un Mercedes 'Toilet Car' Goes Wherever He Goes by deepwater(f): 7:07pm On Oct 20, 2019
That car is not a Mercedes
its a decor to fo,ol the world to belive its a black market deal
that car was produced in NK.
CelebritiesRe: Headies: Falz Flaunts His "Hat Trick Of Headies Awards" by deepwater(f): 6:28am On Oct 20, 2019
Slawormir
Come and tell us if falz is a real nigggar
CelebritiesRe: Headies: Falz Flaunts His "Hat Trick Of Headies Awards" by deepwater(f): 6:22am On Oct 20, 2019
Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by deepwater(f): 5:31pm On Oct 19, 2019
Burger no fit tell eba how e dey be inside banga
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Enjoys A Stroll With His Newborn Baby by deepwater(f): 5:30pm On Oct 19, 2019
Officialgarri:
No wahala
I rebuke you in the name of God
EducationRe: University Of Ghana Suspends Gyampo And Bukator In Sex For Grade Scandal by deepwater(f): 8:55am On Oct 19, 2019
What about unilag ?

Everything slow for this country fa?
FashionRe: Should Best Man Also Wear The Same Suit As Men-in-Suit In This Case? by deepwater(f): 8:26am On Oct 19, 2019
Na small pikin they worry u your friend and the groomsmen.


You guys wont understand until you all pass this stage
CrimeRe: Man Attempting To Rape EKSU Student, Caught And Stripped Unclad (Photos) by deepwater(f): 8:18am On Oct 19, 2019
Abraham as old as you are?
PoliticsRe: Only $323.7m Left In Nigeria’s Excess Crude Account - FAAC by deepwater(f): 9:34pm On Oct 18, 2019
Dem don finish the money


By the time these guys finish with this country ehn

We go sell slippers 7,000 naira
Car TalkRe: David Baka Designs Logo For Innoson Vehicles, Nigerians React by deepwater(f): 12:40pm On Oct 18, 2019
LeoThaGreat:
I actually prefer this second design to the first one. But it's only fair of the first guy gets the deal. This second person should design for other brands and create a Twitter thread where he'll post them. Hopefully, some big brands will start approaching him.
Life itself is not FAIR
CelebritiesRe: Tacha Talks About Her Relationship With Jaruma & The N50m by deepwater(f): 6:13pm On Oct 16, 2019
My country people
u see this people ehn
they are no where close to having any spare 50 mula to give or take.
the moment u understand the above the better for u


even Big Brother cant give u 50 mula in cash


how is it possible for a business woman to give someone 50 million naira as a gift in Nigeria in return for nothing?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ikorodu Flood: Long Snake Killed Yesterday In Lagos (Photos) by deepwater(f): 4:43pm On Oct 16, 2019
why is the snake putting on a camo
and why is it smiling at death
was it on a suicide mission
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power: FG To ‘Disengage’ Over 200,000 Beneficiaries by deepwater(f): 9:27am On Oct 16, 2019
kia
CareerRe: NAF Decorates Kafayat Sanni & Tolulope Arotile As Female Combatant Pilots by deepwater(f): 11:24pm On Oct 15, 2019
Where is that idiat of yesterday thread that was saying all youths making it big in Nigeria is into Yahoo yahoo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Conductor Used As BONNET HOLDER On A Moving Bus In Lagos State. VIDEO by deepwater(f): 2:03pm On Oct 15, 2019
Bonnet Holder Kor
Booth Clipper Ni

The fuel pump of that bus done die
Baba they use hand press fuel enter the engine direct.
That motor must reach oworo as u see am so undecided
PoliticsRe: Victory Rally: Governor Ahmadu Umaru Fintiri Celebrated In Style In Yola(Photos) by deepwater(f): 1:56pm On Oct 15, 2019
lol
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Customs Hands Over 6 Mine-resistant Military Vehicles To US Govt (Pic) by deepwater(f): 10:21pm On Oct 14, 2019
America doesn't need it.
You my friend sctuall6need it more
More evidence that the military doest support the end of insurgency in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Crossing The Lake Chad River As The Battle Rages (Video) by deepwater(f): 1:14pm On Oct 14, 2019
lol
CrimeRe: EFCC Storms Osogbo Nightclubs, Leaves With About 45 Cars by deepwater(f): 11:19am On Oct 14, 2019
ojuu4u:
Better. Younger boys do not want to work (sweat) again yet they want to leave like someone in directorate cadre , most teenage girls have become runs girls . party! party!! party!!! Day and Night. Night clubs bombarded all capital cities in Nigeria, to me, night clubs are meant for men who have sweat/ laboured and not boys
Our cultures have been completely eroded.
They don't want to sweat yet they want luxury life..What an irony.
poverty has messed u up big time

lemme give u a clue.
access bank takes in peeps of about 23 years of age, after 3 months training at allen they become executives in banks and entitled to brand new vehicles worth over 6million naira.

when u see these kids at party and club (which is only normal) ur poverty mentality kicks in and all your brain sees is Younger boys do not want to work (sweat) again yet they want to leave like someone in directorate cadre , most teenage girls have become runs girls . party! party!! party!!!

Tomorrow Tuesday, go and stay at Helipads at NAF base PHC and Bristow, Caverton, Mobil Hanger at Lagos.... make u see small small boys and girls who have spent the last 28 days in deepwaters sweating out hell to pump that black fluid. so when dey come town come chill. EFCC go come pack them and one dunce go generally call them fraud abi.

stay there and be listening to how to become an entrepreneur speech from OSIBANJO and agricultural news from Buhari.

Between 2000 and 2005, there is toyota car they call thank you daddy FYI that nick name was from the Kano state. Northerners have always bought cars for their kids, EFCC no dey carry those ones. once a southern floats his head out of water, he becomes a thief immediately regardless of the otherwise.


charlie u need reorientation undecided
CrimeRe: EFCC Storms Osogbo Nightclubs, Leaves With About 45 Cars by deepwater(f):
Eddygourdo:
keep quiet Mr man. Majority of those picked up are fraudsters. Stop glorifying the negative lives you people live which puts this country into jeopardy.

The access bank boys aren't in those clubs because after vehicle deductions they can barely afford the drinks there .

However doesn't mean innocent people aren't there, but majority of those picked have no legit source of income. This should be discouraged. In as much as govt has failed, it is not enough for it's citizens to become fraudsters.

Enough of this attitude
now i understand how buhari won 2nd term.
the election was not rigged, people actually voted for him en-mass. People of same IQ
you, my friend voted!!!

Eddygourdo:
hey fool. I don't want to say specifics. If at all you work there, so I don't name your salary and it's breakdown. But on IQ, you will need to average out that of all your relatives to measure up. Don't go there.
You mean that IQ that allowed you slapped a policeman in 2007 at IBPlc and zoomed off on a bike ?
Charlie, dont go there undecided
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 11:16am On Oct 14, 2019
NL1960:
Gbam. Abeg, dey help us sing am to your fellow females as most of them do not understand.
them dey tell person?

i once denied a friend slay mama the opportunity to charge her phone in my house.

she think say i been dey play as usual.

how can u come to my house to charge phone unto say u wan track your delivery guy wey dey bring Guerlain products for you and you do not have any investment anywhere. "not even a gen set" .

Kwantinu undecided

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