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CrimeRe: Nigerian Prisons Service Changes Name To Nigerian Correctional Service by deepwater(f): 7:59pm On Aug 14, 2019
When I hear of NCS
I think of Nautical Control Solutions
CrimeRe: Taraba Police Killings: Army Captain Had 191 Phone Chats With Wanted Kidnapper by deepwater(f): 6:46am On Aug 14, 2019
Kai
TV/MoviesRe: Sky News Reports On Khafi Having Sex In BBNaija House by deepwater(f): 12:57pm On Aug 13, 2019
Sad tales of a black skin girl
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Ebuka's Outfit To Eviction Show Last Night (Photos by deepwater(f): 8:12am On Aug 12, 2019
bigerboy200:
This guy must have two trailer load of outfits by now. His status is such that he can’t afford to repeat clothes at occasions.
He gives out or give back
He is not the owner
Usually design house contract manage the clothing of people like this.


In another parlance
He is living mannequin
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Ebuka's Outfit To Eviction Show Last Night (Photos by deepwater(f): 8:10am On Aug 12, 2019
Lol
AutosRe: SOLD!! 2 Months Used 2008 Toyota Camry Xle Full Option Oooooo by deepwater(f): 3:26pm On Aug 10, 2019
Calculusx is that not your garage ?
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 6:07pm On Aug 09, 2019
Jobac:
Ma da won lohun. Their sleepless night just begins now.
flesh and blood couldnt have revealed that to you!
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 5:54pm On Aug 09, 2019
obekediamondfuto:
my brother, make we just calm down for the op thread....

when the guy enter lounge THEN we can discuss
sorry to burst your bubble
OP is not entering any lounge with thieves
if you wan form cult, enter street no be auto section of NL
have u seen the container pics?
U see those cars?
u see how clean it is?
now u want to become friend with OP by bringing him into your lounge ?
no be only Lounge, na Big Brother lounge and garden
undecided

In the voice of ZLATAN ---abeg abeg KURONBE!!!
HealthRe: Ada Priscilla Nzimiro: The Tragic Story Of The First Igbo Female Medical Doctor by deepwater(f): 1:37pm On Aug 09, 2019
sogodihno:
So first Igbo doctor was in 1950, am very sure Yoruba got theirs way earlier.

Omoluabi
Babalawo u mean
HealthRe: Ada Priscilla Nzimiro: The Tragic Story Of The First Igbo Female Medical Doctor by deepwater(f): 1:37pm On Aug 09, 2019
Kai
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery Suffers Supply Hiccups: Completion Shifted Till 2020 by deepwater(f): 8:10am On Aug 09, 2019
Opexzy:
It's either PANT (British) or TROUSER (American) and not Pant Trouser...
You are wrong son
English language is arbitrary, conventional and traditional

More importantly I understand the particular cloth the person was referring to as "pant trousers" as they are different types of Male and female trousers.
RomanceRe: My Landlords Wife Is Tempting Me. by deepwater(f): 2:08pm On Aug 08, 2019
Give it to her
stop disturbing us
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu Joins In Nigeria/Senegal Jollof Rice Debate by deepwater(f): 1:15pm On Aug 08, 2019
its called flowing with the tides
100% allowed when done with sense
FoodRe: Guests Dragging Hot Amala At An Event Abroad (Photos) by deepwater(f): 12:46pm On Aug 08, 2019
Please dont blame them.
You could imaging staying for that long a time without receiving your regular dose of inoculation of amala and hydraulic soup....
i pity them
its not easy
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 12:05pm On Aug 08, 2019
coming back from compulsory leave grin grin grin grin grin grin
singing my welcome back song cheesy
like Mase did it in Harlem 2004!








#Singing

....See I rep the most high, still I'm the most fly
I win so much, they want to know who I'm coached by
Everyday approached by chicks when I was on top
want to give me sosa, but I'm like don't try
I see the hisses and the disses when I go by
But see the misses on my wristses when I float by
Self control, and I can't tell you no lie
Tryin' to find a soulmate, you end up being so tired
I make my money man without the coca
Livin' the vida without the loca
I'm down south so they show me country love
And I ain't even country thug
The people give me daps and hugs, so it must be love
And I love the country grub
It feel good to hear people singing welcome back
And I ain't even sellin' the track, cause I'm that Harlem cat



See the names have all changed since I been around
But the game ain't the same since I left out
Ooh you know we need ya, ooh you know we need ya
Right here's where we need ya, right here's where we need ya
Welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back, that thug's back (You know you like that)
Welcome back, welcome back, Harlem's back (You know you like that)
You know you like that
Welcome back, welcome back, that thug's back (You know you like that)
You know you like that
Welcome back, welcome back, Harlem's back (You know you like that)


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



waiting for any thief to quote me again this time, u go knack hand for tipper wey carry sand!
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 11:59am On Aug 08, 2019
amdman:
Sent you a mail. Our official WhatsApp line is still down
Hope those thieves have not reported your whatsapp number hence requiring a ban of the number? undecided
Watch your back son.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Na deepwater mouth dem wan hear say fire burn Reverend father e remain him bear bear huh

wetin nkechi no go hear for hair dresser shop.....
PoliticsRe: #RevolutionNow: Chief Registrar Orders Magistrate Not To Release Protesters by deepwater(f): 11:08pm On Aug 06, 2019
In the glaring eye of the crowd.....
this guy went like that


FEAR FACTOR!!!
this is how it works, arrest as much as you can, deny them bail send them to prison.
if your arrest 100 persons randomly and send them to kiri kiri
that way you have send the messages to 100 streets directly in LAGOS state, by extension 3 LGA / just saying.
imagine in another planned protest the people of kenechukwu would use him as a reference point to caution their wards.
that is the plan, put fear for there body.
u see this 2023 ehn, buhari go complete am.
we die here
PoliticsRe: Young Boko Haram Member Captured Demonstrates How He Was Taught To Handle Guns by deepwater(f): 10:52pm On Aug 06, 2019
the problem with the north is that they place too much emphasis on power.
to get this power, they believed they needed to take total control of the military
in order to get the military, they left every other aspect of life for it - opportunity cost / foregone alternatives
in the military all you got is your riffle, that is your life, that is your respect, that is your value. loose it and loose all
the riffle is put in the faces of everyone up north as the in thing to get, y get a degree when u can get power with the riffle so goes the narrative.
at the end, every northern child anticipate the day s/he would hold unto his own riffle issued to him/her by the armed forces. allies or the enemy .
it doesnt matter, just clinch to your own riffle.

i bet a southern child of his age would grab a football over that riffle if presented with both to make a choice.
Because the sub conscious of the southern child have been programmed to be a doctor, an engineer , a lawyer , a business man when s/he grows up so lets play football now!

and the northern child would still grab his riffle, while wait till you grow up when u can get your riffle now! afterall being in the military is their trophy.

that child should be taken into solitary confinement
he needs to forget what a gun looks like and what it can be used for.
child soldiers are more deadly than any other thing, they have no conscience, they have no fear.
u could see how bold he was to still approach the soldier asking for the real deal.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 8:01pm On Aug 06, 2019
valarinz:
God willing, ill one day buy something from here, touch it up and put it up at a higher price here on NL , let me see the slowpoke that will refer to me as a thief, make thunder visit him fingers wey him use type rubbish
the instinct to steal can not be concealed
take a look at this shameless thief
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f):
OP greatest mistake to make is to sell any car to these thieves. they are presently donating and contributing money to buy a car from u
it is a trap and a bait, if u do.....God be with you.
This is how they operate, attack one of them, they hold a meeting and regroup to attack that person and condemn the thread. their strength lies in their collectivity as individually they are non entities. is it not shameful enough that they came in today at the same time?

they come in droves to domicile on your thread. With the help of their MOD friend they starting deleting post that would leak them out. they go to an extent of deleting thread. OP you could imagine the brazenness of one of them telling you that BCD have infiltrated your thread, hence it would keep it on the upside?! wetin una wan do? una wan hide the thread? or put it down below thinking that people would not see it. Ralph waldo made it simple already “ If a man has good corn or wood, or boards, or pigs, to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad hard-beaten road to his house, though it be in the woods .”

OP this is your thread, i believe u must have read all the post in here. Nice.
Recall someone once asked mr multicolor on this thread why a particular thread of his was hidden / deleted after one poster asked just a question.
that person also predicted that his comment on this your thread would be removed for asking that question. do u recall? hahahahah grin

OP i will get banned or removed very soon from here.
But be very wise, be very careful, nevertheless may the odds be in your favor.


There is no NLander that has been so blessed to sell the number of cars in this short time here on NL without a lot in Nigeria.
You AMDMAN have done something that has decimated the evil camp, it has touched their gods... remember when someone called one of them the god here?! that person knew what he was saying, u need to know this!
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f):
valarinz:
My brother, you will just marvel at some of the comments and responses u see here, shows working with Nigerians take a special breed of patience and the strength to hold back

Ive been following this thread since inception, waiting for the day ill see what tickles my fancy, im 100% sure many others are doing same, once the deal shows up, you take it and move on.

But some other persons are hellbent on making this thread about negativity, either its the hope something goes wrong so they can gloat or theyll try to pitch an imaginary war between the OP and car dealers, not knowing in their ignorance that most of the clients OP will get will be car resellers and OP himself will not go that route of creating unecessary beaf

Many people have been bold and deposited their cash, they hardly come here to constutite nuisances, those who are not interested in doing any biz will come here and be trying to spoil biz for OP.

I'm not seeing any dented cars posted here and thats made me coming back looking for something favorable but each time one visits the thread its Nigerians bringing their negativity in droves to destabilize a hustling man.

God willing, ill one day buy something from here, touch it up and put it up at a higher price here on NL, let me see the slowpoke that will refer to me as a thief, make thunder visit him fingers wey him use type rubbish
hahahahahahahahahah

car dealer wan buy motor for AMDMAN hand!!!!
wetin musa no go see for gate
so where you dey buy your volvo, them no dey sell OP standard for there abi? Ozwai!!!
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 5:50pm On Aug 06, 2019
Dayum!!!

So the cars have started tripping into the soil of Nigeria.

Moracfukas have all arrived in drove to weep all at once, like say them blow whistle for them grin grin grin grin

bitc.hes here acting like they own NL auto section

Little ones cry no more, the cartel has been seized and hereby dissolved.

Go look for something else to do.
TV/MoviesRe: Jeff Excited As He Reunites With His Family After BBNaija Eviction (Photos) by deepwater(f): 7:51am On Aug 06, 2019
partnerbiz4:
This bbn irks me.

I would rather watch paint dry than this







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We can create a Retailer Wallet Account Contact for you.
Contact us below.
it does not irks u.
if it does how did u find ur way to the thread.
you are just a kid without knowing.
when u grow up, dont smell what u dont eat
TravelRe: The Moment A Ship Sank In Port Harcourt, Rivers State by deepwater(f): 11:46pm On Aug 05, 2019
BruncleZuma:
I hope it's got insurance?
Insurance is not the issue.
The underwriters would demand for the vessel VDR and more importantly the class status of the vessel.

Pray, owners have no open recommendation on the class survey status.

However considering the age of this vessel, I am just sad for the owners.

Btw nimasa needs to recover that vessel to keep IMA area clear, all the money paid for Civil liability certificates (under Nairobi convention) should not be in vain.
TravelRe: The Moment A Ship Sank In Port Harcourt, Rivers State by deepwater(f): 11:36pm On Aug 05, 2019
Guys stop arguing
This did not happen at port Harcourt but offshore
27th July was not a happy day at the shallow waters of IMA terminal area.

Let's leave it at that
CrimeRe: Police Shoot Hoodlums Dead In Rivers State During Gun Battle (Graphic Photos) by deepwater(f): 9:55pm On Aug 05, 2019
davillian:
Only few people would see the reason why I said they were executed.
Nigerian police and execution.
100%
Execution
They took it all from the back
CrimeRe: Police Shoot Hoodlums Dead In Rivers State During Gun Battle (Graphic Photos) by deepwater(f): 9:54pm On Aug 05, 2019
No
This is no gun battle
These guys were executed
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 9:50pm On Aug 05, 2019
valarinz:
That's the issue with most Nigerians, just a little glimpse of knowledge and they become oversabi and arrogant

It will not be well with those dealers that have been cheating you? Cheating you how? How many cars have you bought in your life, i guess NIL cos if you've bought even one car, you wont be talking ignorantly here.

A dealer will invest his cash in millions and wait for months, vehicle arrives and theyll take delivery (alongside all the liabilities that might come with it eg theft of parts by wharf rats and container dents), go ahead to use his cash to fix the cars faults and put it in perfect condition. Then you want him to sell to you at samw price with the man who's contract with you ends at the ports.

2004 XC90 currently sells at the range of 1.4m-1.5m in the open market, and the OP offered it at 1.2m, the risk there is to hope that what you saved buying from him will bw enough for you to do one or two touches on the car and still have substantial change to your pocket. That's the risk involved and itll be foolhardy for you to believe cars you're buying here will arrive at your doorstep in exact same condition with the ones already at the car stand

The "wise" ones are aware of the difference and will take calculated risks as regards their options and live with the consequence, but your type thinks once u see cheap price, it means everyother one selling above that price is a thief. Your type will open multiple threads and go to google to give negative review and cry foul at every mention of the OP moniker if you ever save enough to afford one of his cars and something gets spoilt on the car after two weeks

What this man is doing here is a clean legit hustle, pls dont bring him more negative vibes than he actually needs, focus on saving your own 1.2m and let's see if you have the mind to risk it on this venture.

People waiting for container to land before they believe someone is doing a legit hustle be talking more than those who've actually put their money where their mouth is.
Oga Volvo
Your comment on this thread is 100% irrelevant
If you want to masturbate, get joy soap (it cost only NGN 50) not with this thread.
OP is not selling cheap cars, NGN 1 million is not cheap. If you have dealt with the OP you would know he is willing to do extra check on the vehicles at buyers cost. Most deals you see closed here where not just on pictures but intensive discussions and buyers made their choices. I repeat, I would rather buy a car "as is" than buy what you valentine arinze brought in as scrap to be modified at ladipo and shade somewhere at ikeja or Berger under bridge.

For your info, op contract do not end at port. It is subject to negotiating and contract terms. Your contract ends at the car park. Or do you give warranty on your vehicles?

OP cars dont come with rolled back odometer like the majority of your guys do here.

It cost only NGN 2,500 to run a vin check. Pick up any of op vehicle and run a vin check and post the result here.

BTW do you have a Volvo 2019 model of 100k, yes 100k I know you would have one init?

Mr. Risk taker, talking like you know how to take risk. Someone transferring millions to a man he has never met or know his physical address to deliver a car for him / her. And you want to school the person about risk ?

If you know how dear they catch person to price una motor for under bridge here, as in you dey see the motor as e dey shine for Berger but for you mind u still no believe this motor na motor. 2 weeks down the lane electrical issues, u fo open thread, them go use ur motor do thesis for nairaland. 1000 pages and still counting. The one that said his rent is in 6 figures go begin fight kazeem.


You know what just stuff up your ideas and comment up your butt like somewhere the sun dont shine upon.

Because u dey advertise Volvo another man never buy motor before abi

Face your business, stop smooking around another mans deal.

You my friend is very pained. Up your game, the battle to stay in business here has only began.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Jeff Evicted From The Big Brother House by deepwater(f):
LONG OVER DUE

So the house mate are asking Mike if he had tried some African types of foods, tacha and gedoni talking about types of sea foods, Mike talking about corns

Next thing from nowhere, seyi asked about yam and palm oil...
Can these people do with palm oil? cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: ‘hobbs And Shaw’ Takes Number One Spot From ‘the Lion King’ On Box Office by deepwater(f): 7:38pm On Aug 04, 2019
Lol
FamilyRe: Baby Names: Common Mispronunciations by deepwater(f): 6:44pm On Aug 04, 2019
What of Buhari

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