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CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 5:18pm On Jul 29, 2008
She says she wants you to be romantic

you dress the bed with roses for a night of passionate love she yells at you for wasting money.
Yea because you forgot to fulfill all her needs before asking for bed love. A woman desires emotional, sexual,physical and mental need to be satisfied in order to get the full value of your effort. Any shortfall in those 4 factors can be disastrous and many men can hardly stand up to two of them. Wake up guys!!!
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 5:15pm On Jul 29, 2008
Thunder fire your keyboard and your titties for calling me a perv!!
Flaming ninny.
Before nko? You and Pataki that was in or buccanner. I can see his picture in the " of Nigeria". lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 5:13pm On Jul 29, 2008
Who said confusion? Don't you lot suffer eternal confusion when you decide to spend 8 hours at a mall deciding between a handbag or a purse Huh Or when you keep hitting us with that misleading doubletalk, only to change your minds 1 hour later. Ohh! I know . . . you just don't know what you want - your clearly the lost ones here.
We don't spend 8 hrs abeg. Put it at 3 hrs or around that, grin grin How many hours do you guys spend in bars discusssing nothing but a womans booty and how to get the password as soon as possible. Can't you people do something better with your time, Like get a 2nd job?
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 5:11pm On Jul 29, 2008
Brothers who spend on ladies without [b]any future [/b]prospects in sight are called Shinamanias.
What do you mean by no future? Dude has a future just that he wants to take it slow and steady. Every man is not a tiger like the perverted generation of men we have now. Men like that are hard to find. They may not be up to 5 in the history of nairaland. At least, DavidDylan is one.
IslamRe: Moslems And Life After Death by DeepZone: 5:04pm On Jul 29, 2008
@Deepzone

Weird!!

For a lady , you sound post weird. One would never have guessed.

And talkin about eleha, wrapping a rotten orange (not that I mean you are) does not restore its freshness.

Not everyone qualifies, so quit dreaming!
Isn't it the other way round with you people going all defensive whenever questions about Islam arises? You guys have taken it to another level by claiming the proliferation of islam in ibo land. Fat Lie!!! i've never seen an ibo muslim before and you didn't answer the aforementioned question that typically suggests that we non muslims will perish in hell fire i.e Christians, judaists, Hindus, Shintos, Buddhist's etc.

On the issue of Eleha, hold on to it sister, I ain't hating on you for that. Funmilayo is too hot to be covered like a masquerade. what? we dey do Eyo festival here? undecided undecided
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 5:00pm On Jul 29, 2008
Actually you and your friend are both sick.
grin grin grin grin grin Oniranu; It's your brother hannibal that thinks it's unusual for a man to smother and shower a woman with gifts for so long without asking for a bed race. That guy is a pervert. grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by DeepZone(op): 4:55pm On Jul 29, 2008
These same governors are driving jeeps and convoys sourced from ND money and come out to talk nonsense. Take away oil revenue and see if they'll be able to afford to give press conferences. illiterate hicks
You tend to forget that the North feeds the nation. So, you are also dependent on them for food. And they are not a bunch of illiterates abeg.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:51pm On Jul 29, 2008
A JEW man is often times applicable to Nigerian Universities cult activities.

It is used to describe a person (a guy) is not a member of their cult. Wink

Your friend gave the guy that name out of ignorance.
I think it can also be applied in a larger sense. Improper choice of words for my brothers while growing up. Laisserfaire knows it better.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:49pm On Jul 29, 2008
I'm sorry but I'm still at a loss, when did respecting a woman make a guy a slacker? What. . . she wants him to tear her clothes off, throw her on the bed and have his way with her before they say hello?
Ain't women a bunch of "enigmas"?

No wonder men are confused. . . in addition to their natural born state of confusion I mean.
They are not only confused but lost and need to be found seriously. hannibal and HcooHCH2R-Co2 take note.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:47pm On Jul 29, 2008
When u are too slow to act. . . .u are a classic MUGU.
I would rather be called a PITBULL than a Jew Man. . . . . .Tsssktssssk.
Some men are dawdlers.
Honestly I do not know who wired you. You need serious rewiring. What happened to the old time romance when men were men? Ask your father, it probably took him 3 years or even after marraige to sleep with your mother. Just tell me why waiting for a year is too slow?
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:30pm On Jul 29, 2008
Jew is kindda like razz, like slacker, like not upto a certain standard.
And i thought i didn't even know our slangs lol.


Lots of things
You are right on the money.
PoliticsRe: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by DeepZone(op): 4:29pm On Jul 29, 2008
To hell with their KuliKuli and Nama!
Quit hating, they don't need you anymore!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue


Oooh, I cry, I'll surely miss them.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:28pm On Jul 29, 2008
@Deepzone

I never grew up abroad.

Since you said old, im thinking 70s

i wasnt born then, thanks for the info
No, it's a 90's thing.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:27pm On Jul 29, 2008
Oh so Jew man is meant to be an insult. Yeah now, I can see how insulting it is when a guy buys you expensive things, takes you to nice places and never pressures for sex.

Effing Bastard Jew Man! A man like that should not be allowed in society.

Jeebus! Some women have major issues.
It's not really an insult, it naturally means a slacker.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:26pm On Jul 29, 2008
I thunk kissing is an arm of being romantic.
So are u saying a man who ONLY showers gifts needlessly is 100% romantic?
If this act is so cool, i don't think the girl would say the man is a JEW man.
This guys sense of humour is totally different from yours. You are a warthog and will demand for cash back immidiately but some guys like to take it gently because what they have in between their legs comes with their emotions. Why should you call him a Jew man?
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:17pm On Jul 29, 2008
Jew??

Ive never heard this o

Wey u dey get all this kain things sef
I don't know what else to say. It's an old urban slang in Naija, you prolly grew up abroad. But at least you understand what it means now.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:16pm On Jul 29, 2008
He is a Jew man, a slacker, a serial self-servicer, a doofus, a dolt, a dork.
A bad epitome of REAL MEN.
DeepZone, breeds like that are better off castrated
Yea man, where are your brothers?

So, it's now a sin for a man to be romantic? undecided undecided
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2008
If he lacks STYLE,he's a jew man.
What type of style?
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:12pm On Jul 29, 2008
i have never heard this slang o
Are you a Nigerian? huh huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by DeepZone(op): 4:11pm On Jul 29, 2008
I think they are reacting to Soludo's comments. I knew It!!! Is it possible that this northerners may take this vex to another level and secede? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided, oooh thank God.
PoliticsTo Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by DeepZone(op): 4:10pm On Jul 29, 2008
To hell with your oil, North tells South

JOHN SHIKLAM, Kaduna

The governors of the 19 northern states declared yesterday that the region can survive on its own with or without proceeds from oil, maintaining that all they needed was to develop the agricultural sector.

They governors also debunked claims that the people of the North are parasites on other regions in the country, alleging, however, that the collapse of industries in the region was part of international conspiracy against the North.

Chairman of the Northern Governors’ Forum (NGF) and governor of Niger State, Dr. Babangida Aliyu, who stated this while speaking at the first northern agricultural summit held at the Arewa House, Kaduna, added that the north has the capacity to solve its problems and do better through agriculture and education.

But the Adamawa State Governor, Vice Admiral Murtala Nyako, lamented that it is shameful that the nation cannot feed its people despite its vast arable lands.

Both governors spoke against the backdrop of complaints from the people of the Niger Delta that northerners are parasites who depend on oil from the region to develop their areas at the expense of the oil-producing areas.

"The future of the north lies in our hands, and we should today begin to shape her destiny. [size=14pt]As a Nigerian of Northern extraction, I feel very unhappy when someone describes me as a parasite because of oil, when I know I have the capacity to solve my problems, and probably do even better through agriculture and education," Dr. Aliyu said. [/size]

On what he described as de-industrialization of the North, Dr. Aliyu said that: "Most of the plants have been probably sold to Asians who in turn shut them down as a part of international conspiracy to turn the north into dumping grounds for their goods and products while our farmers fold their arms in hapless confusion.

"We need to examine the issues that led to de-industrialization of the north, whereby many of the northern industries have been closed down with attendant consequences for the social security of our people". For instance, we need to be very clear on why the two tractor assembly plants located at Kano (tractors) and Bauchi (Styre tractors) are today shut down, or why most of our textile factories are out of business. Our fertilizer plants are producing below installed capacity or have been shut down, thus making the commodity expensive and inaccessible. We must continue to find answers to the question: what went wrong?," he said.

[size=14pt]In his speech, Nyako said that the time had come for "the North to wake up and correct the erroneous impression that we are seen as economic parasites."[/size]
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According to Vice Admiral Nyako, "no nation has ever enjoyed lasting peace and stability, or could ever survive when only a few of its citizens wallow in wealth and affluence at par with the rich of other nations, while the rest of its citizens are entrapped in poverty," adding that, "the simple truth is that the above reality obtains more in the North than other parts of the country." [/size]

He also said: Available infrastructure is decaying by the day. The scope and quality of education in the North, including acquisition of basic skills are declining with amazing rapidity. Resulting from the above, the levels of poverty in the Northern states are reaching legendary dimensions, The plain reality is that poverty in Nigeria today is almost exclusively a Northern preserve."

In his address on the occasion, the minister of agriculture and water resources, Dr. Sayid Abba Ruma, said that the federal government would from next year stop the procurement and distribution of fertilizer to farmers.

Ruma said the government decided to take this step following the discovery that the subsidy input has not reflected in the prices at which fertilizer was being sold to farmers.

The minister also announced the government’s plan to build agro-industrial parks in the six geo-political zones of the country with a view to further developing agriculture.
http://www.champion-newspapers.com/news/article1_290708.htm
CultureWho Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2008
Ladies in the house, what criteria do you use to confirm that a man is a Jew man?

A girl told me yesterday that a certain admirer has been smothering her for over a year now, he showers her with expensive gifts, poems and dinners but has not asked for a kiss or sex even for once. As a result, she resorted to calling him a "Jew man". Now, if that guy would've been too fast asking for sex, she'll definitely complain but now he's too slow about it, he's now a Jew man.

So, from the scenario above, will you conclude the man is a Jew man? If not, what other criteria  will you use to ascertain "Jewness" in men? Is it their dress sense, accent, sense of humor or what?


P.S.
"Jew" man is a slang used in Nigeria and has nothing to do with Semites. It's a mere coincidence.
PoliticsRe: Man Arrested With N12m In His Pocket by DeepZone(op): 3:41pm On Jul 29, 2008
I am sure when your theory of alias is proven, your opinion will drastically change from a guy trying to make a living to a greedy Igbo bastard. ha ha ha!!!
Whatever!!! Don't mistake me for an ibo hater cos am not.
IslamRe: Why Are Yoruba Moslems Considered Inferior To Hausa Moslems? by DeepZone(op): 3:34pm On Jul 29, 2008
@post
This is because the yoruba moslems were colonized by the huasa muslems. This "Jihad"/ imposition was carried out by uthman danfodio over two hundred years ago and till date his decendants (sultans of sokoto) remain the spiritual head of all muslems in Nigeria. so technically and realistically speaking, the hausa muslim would always be superior because there is no way a yoruba man can ever become a sultan of sokoto(spiritual head of muslems)
The only reliable response so far that makes so much sense. 5 star response.
IslamRe: Why Are Yoruba Moslems Considered Inferior To Hausa Moslems? by DeepZone(op): 3:33pm On Jul 29, 2008
@Poster

you're mad - u need to have your head examined for ingratula noptid.

why come up with this thread?
Are we so scared of the truth nowadays even in religious threads? huh huh huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Man Arrested With N12m In His Pocket by DeepZone(op): 3:11pm On Jul 29, 2008
All this ogbomosho boys sef why him no carry juju foloow body naw.
Anyway make him shine him eye very soon those money go grow wing fly away.
EFCC/NDLA all na agberos,
When did he become Ogbomosho? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

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