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Foreign AffairsRe: "Obama's Here" - Ludacris' Song For Obama Is Ludicrous by DeepZone: 6:52pm On Jul 31, 2008
It's a pity that black people themselves are trying so hard to blow this opportunity. They are the ones making it a racial thing and are quick to forget that Obama cannot make it even if the whole black people in America from age 1 votes him without the white support. Sometimes i think these black celebs that yap this nonsense were paid by McCain's campaign to do that because that song will do nothing but aggravate the white voters who are trying so hard to vote Obama against their own .
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 6:47pm On Jul 31, 2008
@ Hannibal,
The girl is simply just trying her luck to see which guy will fall into her hands. Only a JEW WOMAN will act the way she does on the forum to get a mans attention. Grin Cheesy Grin
Get your attention? oh please!! Sweetheart, my poodle is hungry and that's where my attention goes.
AutosRe: 2001 Honda Baby Boy Accord by DeepZone: 6:45pm On Jul 31, 2008
Oboy, I'll have someone call you in Nigeria tomorrow.
PoliticsRe: No More First Ladies In Nigeria by DeepZone(op): 6:39pm On Jul 31, 2008
erhm what about the fat governors that are marrying 3-6 wives? Shouldn't they be the ones in control of their own households?
Good question for these sexists here.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 6:37pm On Jul 31, 2008
When would this spastic Ijesha nymphet get a grip of herself??
Someone please give DeepZone her steroids to keep her clitoral erections in check.

@ Pataki,

Shag this babe for once. . . .
All i can see here is her pent up juices begging to be released.
She really needs to get laid.
Your overnite ashawo don go?

deepzone is hot and hot with more money to buy you anytime she wants, but you are not "up to". First cut is the deepest!!! tongue tongue tongue
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 6:34pm On Jul 31, 2008
Are you not ashamed of yourself? Where are your fellow women to put a restraint order on you. You are the only celebrated JEW WOMAN who comes on the forum proclaiming glory to your farting. What manner of a lady are you? CLASSLESS and IDIOTIC. Grin Cheesy Grin
I should be ashamed of the fact that i fart? It's only healthy people that fart and shit and if you don't do both, i suggest you see a physician immidiately.

Get a grip hold of yourself. I do not see where any of the guys you mentioned above have salivated for even your JEW nature.

Oniranu person.
If being hot can suffice for a JEW, then am one. Please stop distracting me, I'm preparing my speech to catch Celestine this weekend. kiss kiss kiss
Anufiao tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: Animals Do Not Turn Into Human Beings: Ok? by DeepZone: 5:53pm On Jul 31, 2008
There is a guy the USA called Mindfreak. Here is a youtube link amongst several others of his wonders. Please watch it (it will just take two minutes of your time), and come back to explain how he is able to do what SCIENCE has proved is not possible. Cheesy Grin Cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-ythagqGQI
What's the difference between that video and what you see in movies? You can artificially create those effects using appropriate softwares. Only Jesus walked on water.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 5:47pm On Jul 31, 2008
A JEW MAN---

A Person who is not Sharp,
Person wey no get Liver;
Someone that stinks stupidity,
SOmeone that Is not Blended,
Someone who is a dullard on the Nigerian Context,

The Opposite of GUYMAN!!!
You just described the trio, Hannibal, Pataki and Eldee.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 5:45pm On Jul 31, 2008
Where else do we find your type except on e-bay. Second hand used product. Highly celebrated JEW WOMAN. Grin Cheesy Grin
How can my fart concentrate be second hand? huh huh huhIt's still up for bid on Ebay sha, some mugu just bid $2500 for an 8 OZ bottle.
@ Hannibal,

How did this MUMU babe know am an Egba Man? She has really been stalking on this forum. Am I still safe on this forum?
Because i smell Egba people from afar.
SportsRe: Okafor Signs $72m Deal With Bobcats by DeepZone(op): 5:23pm On Jul 31, 2008
But he has been offered better by the BUlls, only God knows why he developed a cold feet. That's why i love Mikel Obi because he would've gone straight to the Bulls. The bulls is also a better team.
PoliticsRe: Animals Do Not Turn Into Human Beings: Ok? by DeepZone: 5:20pm On Jul 31, 2008
Una dey make me laugh sef. back in my primary school days, whenever the goalkeeper concedes a goal in inter school matches, he'll claim he saw three balls at a time coming to him and dived the wrong one because the opponents had juju.

Why not win the world cup with your juju powers?
FamilyRe: Most Ridiculous Thing My Dad Did To Me by DeepZone: 5:17pm On Jul 31, 2008
None of you got whipped real bad by daddy or mummy especially for a crime you didn't commit?
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is Nigeria's Best Movie Director? by DeepZone(op): 5:14pm On Jul 31, 2008
I think it's Izu ojuku nowadays. Tunde Kelani used to be no 1 but you can't be number one ferever. Izu is the bomb now.
CultureRe: 15 Yr Old Nigerian Donates 10,000 Pairs Of Shoes To Abuja And Anambra by DeepZone(op): 5:00pm On Jul 31, 2008
i am guessing cheap payless shoeshuh abi na used shoes from family and friends?
Nigerians and their big mouth. Does it matter? The kids that received the shoes had none whether it's payless or used. How many kids have you sent books, pencils, cheap shoes etc? angry angry angry angry angry angry
CultureRe: An Appeal To Nigerians In The Diaspora by DeepZone(op): 4:57pm On Jul 31, 2008
Deepzone I feel your pain. I feel the same way about African Americans here in the states. If we as black people pooled our money and only spent it in our communities on our own businesses the black dollar would be a force to be reckoned with.

But too many of us think that oyibos have a better product or don't "cheat" like the black ones do. It is so said that too many of our people are still living in the matrix and have not woken up to reality that oyibos are the biggest rip offs out there.
You try to hang out with African Americans and ask them their favorite spot, it'll always be Italian, Mexican or Chinese restraunts but can never be African or Soul food restraunts. Isn't that a shame? Because the last time I checked, those Italian, French,Mexican etc do not go to our restraunts except on special invitation or those that married from our people. There are many yorubas here that are tax professionals but they don't break through like their white counterparts(whom may be beneath them academically in business school) because their client base must be about 80/85% of your people but trust Naija, they'd rather go and meet an eskimo than a brother. Same goes for many ibo owned clinics here that would've done better if our people give them 100% attention. It's just pathetic.
CultureRe: An Appeal To Nigerians In The Diaspora by DeepZone(op): 4:50pm On Jul 31, 2008
whatsthe purpose of "a yoruba rich woman" that connotes them as being sort of illiterate and has already shown your thread in a diffrent light,i reckon you should change it to a nigerian rich woman just my 2 cents
Does it matter; either way she's a rich woman that speaks yoruba. What's your point here?
PoliticsArewa: Indeed We Are Parasites by DeepZone(op): 4:40pm On Jul 31, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008 Printer Friendly Version

[size=14pt]ACF disagrees with northern governors on alleged laziness [/size]

By Segun Olatunji, Kaduna


The Arewa Consultative Forum on Wednesday disagreed with the 19 northern state governors that northerners were not parasites on other regions of the country.


ACF said that indeed, “northerners are lazy and parasites” on other regions, pointing out that there was no reason to run away from the truth.

This was contained in a statement on Wednesday by the ACF National Publicity Secretary, Mr. Anthony Sani.

It, however, said that the people of the Niger Delta were responsible for the economic woes of the North, having raided the people of the Middle Belt who were part of the North as slaves for the whites during the colonial days.

The forum also flayed the Senate President, David Mark, over his comment that the organisation consisted of failed politicians who were in the habit of imposing their views on northerners.

Apparently referring to the controversy surrounding the victory of the Senate President at the election petitions tribunal, ACF said, “Winning election is one thing and earning the honour is another.”

The ACF further welcomed the assertion by the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Prof. Chukwuma Soludo, on the pervasive poverty and illiteracy in the North, urging him to match his expression of concern with positive actions in the area of employment according to Federal Character, as a way of reducing the problems.


Meanwhile, the Northern Democratic Coalition on Wednesday condemned the First Northern Agricultural Summit that just ended in Kaduna, describing it as‘fraud.’

In a statement entitled, “Fraudulent Northern Agricultural Summit,” and jointly signed by its Chairman, Alhaji Abdulmumuni Al-Basir, and Secretary, Elisha Kura, the group condemned the 19 northern governors over what it described as ”another jamboree” aimed at fleecing the people of their money.

The group said, “This is another fraud of the century because it has been confirmed that the governors of the 19 northern states, banks and individuals contributed N3.6bn to organise the summit.

“This is an amount large enough to take care of a large number of the poverty-stricken people of the North. Clearly, this is an agenda of some self-styled leaders of the North to further enrich themselves to the detriment of the less privileged.”



http://odili.net/news/source/2008/jul/31/421.html
CultureRe: 15 Yr Old Nigerian Donates 10,000 Pairs Of Shoes To Abuja And Anambra by DeepZone(op): 4:32pm On Jul 31, 2008
LOL.everybody wants to meet her now.
PoliticsRe: How Abia Loses Revenue To Rivers, By Orji by DeepZone(op): 6:00am On Jul 31, 2008
How come imo controls their own oil wealth but abia has control of only 50% of it's own because of border crisis? I thought abia state is at the center of rivers , imo and bayelsa?
PoliticsHow Abia Loses Revenue To Rivers, By Orji by DeepZone(op): 5:58am On Jul 31, 2008
How Abia loses revenue to Rivers, by Orji
From Gordi Udeajah, Umuahia

ABIA State Governor Theodore Orji has declared that Rivers State reaps from oil wells that belonged to his state.



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The development, Orji said, was enabled by the artificial boundaries created by previous verification committee. He, therefore, called on the Revenue Mobilisation, Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) to address the matter.

The governor spoke on Monday when members of the RMAFC Gas Monitoring Committee (GMC) visited him in Umuahia.

Orji lamented that while other states of the Niger Delta control their oil wells and reap the full benefits of the 13 per cent derivation, Abia had been denied its share such that 'our derivation till date is being shared 50-50 with Rivers State."

Describing the GMC as made up of experts that can verify his claims and resolve the issue, Orji told the panel led by Emmanuel Nsa that "the resolution of the dispute will pave way for the effective verification of Abia State gas reserve because those 22 oil wells produce associated gas."

According to him, between December 2007 and March 2008, Abia submitted two memoranda to President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua and the Chairman of RMAFC on the anomalies of the 2006 verification exercise and the delay in its implementation. He said that he was also aware that the President directed the RMAFC to resolve the issue, hence he awaited the agency's implementation of the presidential order.

Orji said: "I wish to state here without equivocation that the boundary dispute involving Abia State oil wells is purely artificial. It exists only in the offices at Abuja. We know what belongs to us and that it has never been in dispute.

"One action of the authorities which has greatly hindered our development is the classification of the oil wells in the entire Old Imo State as 'undecided' while those that were decided were ceded to Rivers State. We have been fighting this injustice for a long time and I am glad they are beginning to listen to us."

At the onset, the location of an oil wells in any part of the country, he said, was not associated with any boundary dispute nor unhealthy politicking because oil was in the exclusive list in the Nigerian Constitution and does not attract any derivation payment to the host region or state.

Earlier, Nsa said that his team was in the state to verify the production levels, type of gas produced, quantities of associated and non-associated gas as well as its contribution to the Federation Account.

He added that this afford the GMC the opportunity to ensure justice, equity and fairness to all beneficiary states in respect of the 13 per cent derivation of the gas produced by them as directed by the Supreme Court.

The Supreme Court in 2002 in the suit involving Attorney-General of Abia State and 35 Ors on Resource Control, directed that revenues from gas be separated from that of crude oil in the Federation Account.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/jul/30/36.html
SportsRe: Okafor Signs $72m Deal With Bobcats by DeepZone(op): 5:53am On Jul 31, 2008
pepper don land and he's still single. tongue tongue tongue tongue
SportsOkafor Signs $72m Deal With Bobcats by DeepZone(op): 5:53am On Jul 31, 2008
Nigeria-born Okafor in $72m deal with NBA's Bobcats

THE Charlotte Bobcats have agreed to $72 million terms with restricted free agent, "Big Man" Emeka Okafor.



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The Charlotte Observer reported that the deal is for six years and that the team's General Manager, Rod Higgins, expects the contract to be signed in the next few days.

"It was a long time coming, actually about a year of negotiations," Higgins told the newspaper. "Any time you have a player like Emeka - a rebounder, a defender at the rim, it's imperative for a team to keep a guy like that."

Okafor, a Connecticut product, averaged 13.8 points and 10.7 rebounds last season, while playing all 82 games for the first time in his four-year NBA career. The second overall pick in the 2004 draft, the fix-foot-10 forward/center has averaged 14.3 points and 10.8 rebounds in 248 career NBA games.

Chukwuemeka Ndubuisi Okafor, abbreviated as Emeka Okafor, was born on September 28, 1982 in Houston, Texas. Prior to the NBA, Okafor attended Houston's Bellaire High School and the University of Connecticut. Both of Okafor's parents are citizens of Nigeria, and Emeka was the first member of their family born in the United States.

Emeka's family moved to Bartlesville, Oklahoma, when he was young because his father worked for Phillips Petroleum Company, headquarted in Bartlesville. While in Bartlesville, Emeka's father, Pius, took his son to the Bartlesville YMCA to learn the game of basketball. As a child growing up in the Houston area, Okafor idolised Houston Rockets' center, Hakeem Olajuwon, and has said that he models his game after Olajuwon.

He played at Bellaire High School alongside Oklahoma State's future star, John Lucas III, and Okafor averaged 22 points, 16 rebounds and seven blocks in his senior season.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/jul/30/12.html
CultureRe: 15 Yr Old Nigerian Donates 10,000 Pairs Of Shoes To Abuja And Anambra by DeepZone(op): 5:33am On Jul 31, 2008
This is very commendable. I can't believe the cops wants to obtain them for a share. She really tried for her age and kudos to her parents too for financing the project. God bless them.
Culture15 Yr Old Nigerian Donates 10,000 Pairs Of Shoes To Abuja And Anambra by DeepZone(op): 5:30am On Jul 31, 2008
Teenager donates 10,000 pairs of shoes to charity
From Funso Muraina in Abuja, 07.30.2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Fct

A15-year-old Nigerian student in Philadelphia, USA, Miss Chierika Ukogu, yesterday donated 10,000 pairs of shoes to the needy in Abuja and Ukpor, in Anambra State.



About 7,000 of the shoes were sent to the motherless homes in and around the Federal Capital Territory, while the remaining 3,000 would be distributed to the indigents in Ukpor and its environ.


Briefing the press in Abuja on how she came about the project, Ukogu said she conceived the idea to help the needy when she visited her home town, Ukpor, Nnewi South of Anambra State, five years ago.

“About five years ago, I travelled to Nigeria and I went to Ukpor, my home town. I noticed a lot of children walking around with no shoes in this modern day. I know that if you walk about with no shoes, you are more prone to parasites, bacteria, diseases and wounds.

I was touched and made up my mind to help. The opportunity came last year when I was invited to a business camp in the USA where I wrote several articles on the plights of Nigerian indigent children and my experience when I travelled to Ukpor," she explained.

Ukogu, a student of Mount Saint Joseph Academy, Philadelphia, said her articles and proposal at the camp attracted publications in several USA based journals.

``After the publications, I was able to collect over 10,000 flip flops (shoes) from donors through my school and my father volunteered a section of his garage where they were stored.

``The donations have been coming in their thousands because of the willingness of the people to help me in my plight,'' she said.

To make the project formal and to facilitate the shipment of the shoes to Nigeria, Ukogu said that she formed a Non-Governmental Organisation (NGO) duly registered in the USA, known as Flip Flops for Africa (FFFA).

``The first batch of the 10,000 shoes was shipped in to the country just a week ago, with the financial assistance of my parents, Mr and Mrs Joe Ukogu,'' she said.

On her challenges, Ukogu said that shipping the consignment to Nigeria and within Nigeria``was a real hazzle'' particularly getting people to understand the objective of the shoes.


The mother, Mrs Frances, said it was difficult transporting the shoes from Lagos to Abuja.

``The American side has been taking care of, the major problem is here in Nigeria because, yesterday, when I was to transport the consignment from Lagos to Abuja it was a big problem.

``I had to pay extra money because the security agents and the bus drivers were telling me the goods were contrabands even when I tried to explain to them that they were for donation for charity,'' she said.

The teenager called on the Nigeria government and other charity organisations to collaborate and support her for effective shipping and distribution of the shoes to the needy in Nigeria.

She also said that she was hoping to extend the gesture beyond Nigeria and to all African countries who are in need of the help.

``My goal is to collect and distribute over one million shoes in a year.This is achievable because the shoes keep on coming in by donors.

``Besides, I am making plans to partner with multinational shoe manufacturers in the developed countries for support,'' she said.

A member of the House of Representatives from Ukogu's constituency, Hon. Cyril Maduabun (PDP Anambra), who was at the occasion commended the efforts of the teenager.

Maduabun, the House Chairman, Public Petitions Committee said, ``It is a worthy initiative from a young girl like her and we will encourage and support her to continue.

``The House has just set up a Committee on NGO and things like this, we will do everything we can to assist her''.


http://odili.net/news/source/2008/jul/30/203.html
PoliticsNo More First Ladies In Nigeria by DeepZone(op): 5:24am On Jul 31, 2008
Govt scraps state first lady status
From Isah Ibrahim, Gusau

APPARENTLY reacting to reported feuds in the homesteads of some polygamous governors over the position of first lady, the Federal Government may have taken steps to outlaw the post at the state level, even as it is unknown to the nation's statute books.

The government, in a two-page letter from the Federal Ministry of Information addressed to all the 36 state governors through their commissioners for information, described the post at the state level as unconstitutional.

Confirming the development yesterday in Gusau, Zamfara State Commissioner for Information, Ibrahim Danmaliki, who spoke through the state Director of Information, Ibrahim Na'ayi Salihu, said his ministry had already received the letter and concerned authorities were notified about the development.

"I am please to inform you that we have received a circular from the Federal Ministry of Information on banning wives of the state governors from addressing themselves as first lady. According to the circular, only the wife of Mr. President will henceforth be addressed as First Lady," Na'ayi stated.

However, Na'ayi declined to make copies of the letter available to reporters, saying: "You can quote me but I cannot give you the letter."
http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/news/article18//indexn3_html?pdate=300708&ptitle=Govt%20scraps%20state%20first%20lady%20status&cpdate=300708
PropertiesAbuja Tragedy: 100 Trapped In Collapsed Shopping Plaza by DeepZone(op): 5:23am On Jul 31, 2008
Abuja Tragedy: 100 trapped in collapsed shopping plaza
Vincent Egunyanga, Abuja
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
A four-storey shopping complex on Tuesday in Abuja collapsed with over 100 people trapped in the debris with unconfirmed number of dead people.


The rubble of a four-storey building at Solomon Lar Way, Jabi, Abuja, which collapsed on Tuesday.
Inset: Sympathisers at the scene.


The incident occured at about 2.00 p.m. At the time of the incident, construction workers were said to be working on some parts of the building. The building, situated at Utako district of Abuja which was housing some shops and other business outfits was allegedly overcrowded with peThe incident, recorded many casualties including women, especially those selling foods and water to workers at the complex which was on the fourth floor of the building. It was gathered that the building started experiencing some vibration on Monday following the additional work going on the fourth floor of the building but emergency reinforcement work that was quickly started to remedy the situation could not prevent the building from collapsing.



The Nigerian Tribune learnt that the workers had complained that the building was vibrating while workers and other people using the building were going in and out but the before any concrete measure could be put in place, the building caved in.



A staff of Abuja Municipal Management Agency disclosed to the Nigerian Tribune on condition of anonymity that the collapsed plaza was marked for demolition last year but their demolition sign was ignored.



He said instead of the place being sealed up nothing was done because the owner was regarded as untouchable. The former Managing Director of the agency, Miss Jumai Kwanachie, however, refused to speak on the matter. It was during her tenure that the approval for the building was given by the Federal Capital Territory administration headed by Mallam Nasir el-Rufai.



The shopping plaza which is located along Solomon Lar Way in Jabi area of Abuja started in 2007 and is nearing completion. It was equally gathered that after the collapse of the building, it took over three hours before rescue teams from the Federal Road Safety Commission, Civil Defence Corps and the Police could arrive the scene of the incident which is opposite one of the major hotels in Abuja and less than 400 metres away from the popular Julius Berger Junction and main yard of the construction firm.


http://odili.net/news/source/2008/jul/30/614.html
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 12:16am On Jul 31, 2008
Of course, with your Bestialistic behaviour u only shag animals.
Yeyescious man. abeg make i leave una jare go Gym and tone up my muscles. I heard Celestine Babayaro is coming to MD this weekend. I'm going to dress to kill just to nab him this time around. I don't have time for these orishirishi mushin Jew boys like Hannibal and pataki doing body guard in UK. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

Either by aggression or girlie girlie, I must get him this time. Cele, sweetest boo on earth.
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 12:11am On Jul 31, 2008
She cannot satisy ma requirements. . . . .
That booty of hers is already eroded plus the boobs have sagged. . . . .
Do u know the nuisance value of Funmi's assets in Naira?? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

She's so gullible she agreed to go out on a date with a German Shepherd.
You forgot to tell him that I chose to go out with the German shepherd over you,
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 12:08am On Jul 31, 2008
@ Hannibal,

Intel has it that she cannot stop thinking of you. Give this girl the screw she passionately desires.

However BE WARNED, you are about to screw a JEW WOMAN!!!!!!
Me screw Egba man? Tufiakwa!!!

More like a yoruba Gentile!!!
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 12:07am On Jul 31, 2008
As usual. . . . . High velocity farticles up in the air. . .
Only God knows the condition of your butt now as it musta been eroded with corrosive farticles. Tongue Tongue

@ Pataki,

Funmi loves u. . . . . . .She self-services with your mental image every night and day.
Eeeeewww, I'd rather bang Flavo Flav. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
CultureRe: Who Is A Jew Man? by DeepZone(op): 12:06am On Jul 31, 2008
I have told you, why are you so interested in me this much? I know my legends speaks well of me, but it is not a shame if you are so desirious to have a hold of me. SPEAK UP and stop disgracing yourself incessantly.

However, sorry girl, I do not dig MUMU babes of your type. You are too rotten for me for real. How can I say with the caliber of friends I have that a farting unrepentant JEW mumu is my screwing tool? Tongue Embarrassed

Please do not make me puke this evening. Last I checked, your validity as a JEW woman has not changed. Step up your game girl. You might be lucky to have a session with me before the summer ends
This guy na correct agbero. Can you please describe your class of babes?
FYI
My fresh water fart smell is on Ebay, go and bid for it. grin grin grin grin

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