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onyinye no o,
was just saying. shylla was the one complaining about men chasing women. if we don't chase you what will . . . monkeys?

I've lived in Adamawa, its one of the most disgraceful states in Nigeria. I went to the FMC there once and for the next 10 months would rather visit Corp member doctors from the south than those gworro-chewing "doktors". I've never in my life seen "medical personnel" with so much free time.

Desert people are not the only parasite, Yoruba's are among

I cannot imagine u having orgasms. . . . . .It would be a series of malodourous and putrescent FARTS after the other. . .
May God save your hubby!!!!

You should be glad you are being chased. Painting your fingernails, wearing all that make up, spending all your paycheck on that gucci purse, forcing yourself into that undersized top with your protruding belly hanging out, only to have to go back home with no gains for the day, will make you a desperate loony.

@pataki

am a kind of girl u can never have or even dream of having in your life now and in your life to come

Just like u shag Plantain, Cucumbers and Eels.

I reject it for you Pataki Shocked Shocked Shocked

500 pound truck driving behemoth with garlic breath and farts like a car releases exhaust fumes

@pataki
what kind of girls do u bang

Dude bangs wall holes, .

I CANNOT bang you!!!!!! You are not up to standard girl.

I wish you had the opportunity to have labour. see you change.

@hannibal
u might have gone to the university of realism but i think u need to go back cause you still have a lot to learn

@deepzone
don't mind him oh

ezigbo anuofia kobu

Nah. . . . . I bagged a degree in the university of realism!!

Can many of the states besides the north survive today without oil money ?

@hannidal

are u guys not the ones that embarrass your self when you see a girl talk less of when she is naked and here u are talking

(don't mind him oh he also begs for it)

Debosky's estimates are even on the high side.
Naija women don't need up to that to shag!!!!
Give em a Visa card to play with(without spending) and you're dead sure of shagging her that night.
DeepZone's comrades in Naija are the cheapest commodity any man can buy.

Abeg, stop acting like only men enjoy sex

Why are u making this sound like only MEN enjoy sex??
You open y'all legs because of itchy clitoris. . . . Nuthing else.

Are you forgetting the Dick we provide to send you to paradise

The guy is a jew man - if the woman thinks he is one, then he is. Obviously the girl is the type used to men paying and then receiving.

I date at TFC = 1 hug

2 dates at TFC + recharge card = kiss with a little butt grabbing

1 date at Chocolat Royale + Movie at Silverbird = second base

Earrings + necklace + new outfit + groceries at Shoprite = 1 night of pleasure

Pay her rent for 6 months in advance = anytime booty call

Now what the hell is TFC?

I was wondering, all these girls who want candles, romantic dinner, soft music and whatnot, how's about you do it for your man once in a while instead of expecting it from him all the time?

I already told you there's so much you can do. .
Maintain your stature (figure 8 not figure 0 )
Put food in my belly
Stop sleeping in bed farting like an elephant when I'm making love to you
Make every conscious effort to show me you appreciate me too
Do away with the multiple personality disorder
The list is big . . .

Sorry wish river is that?

you don't know. 95% of women are braindead when it comes to romance. They believe romance is all about the man giving while the woman is there to receive. Bullshit I say.

1. you don't need to know
2. so since you have a problem with it, what do you suggest mr. man??

Do both simultaneously whle you do nothing?
you lay there like a dried, shriveled vegetable waiting to be consumed.

When a man buys BMW. . . . . .He doesn't expect it to grow fat to be a humungous truck. . .
Granted, BMW would get OLD but it won't grow in size.
When i marry a size 10 chic, i expect her to maintain that size till her grave NOT become 400 pounds like Deepzone.

its all lies, constant riots contributed in the Kano industries packing up.

ahhh, all these roses, scented candles, slow music etc, doesn't it get really corny sometimes? or is it just me?