₦airaland Forum

Your booty is like a douche-bag to me!!!
The nuisance value of your ass and boobs is about $50 million. Tongue Cheesy Grin
If i were given a choice of a plate of beans and your booty. . . . . . . .I would take the beans. Tongue Grin
Scoring your booty is like shagging WARTS and Thrush.

Roflmao, Funmi farts loud and wakes up her poodle from sleep.

Look at this licentious nymphet scoring cheap points against the Hannibal. . . .
I have your previous records here with me when u were @ College of Education in Ilesha.
How u open your thighs for every poof, pillock and saphead for a mere 40 marks in all your courses.
Only an insane man would plug his cock in that arse of urs that streams farticles like Chicken BBQ oozes smoke.

They see me rolling, they hating,

Egba Jew Man!!!

Yoruba version for Jew woman is MUMU.

You get am for first class mumu degree. Who are you turning into a cat? For a start, go and meet the originator of that thread and turn him into a dog, would be useful for brutal sex with animals.

Jew women like you, satisfy my erotic pleasure whenever I so desire for you. Piece of trash

MR FantasY!!!! you keep fantasizing on how to get into my undies but what you don't know is that it will be easier for you to get to the moon. My booty is high and mighty and is only palatable for creme de la creme in the masculine world and not JEW DOGS like you and Hannibal.

This girl is back to this rubbish again. When will you get over your hangover for Pataki?

What is your problem sef? How much do you want? Typical Jew Girl.

Na your type I dey take use like toilet roll and throw into the trash can

I swear to God, don't let me turn you into a cat.

Jew cat of course, The type that can never get laid.

You see what I was saying, thanks for confessing
You pay that 16-year old Jew boy to give you a taste of it

How many times will I tell you that i do not eat unripe plantain? Abi you wan more paedos in your club?

International JEW man!!!

What about the pure pleasure and the street credibility??
Besides, scoring Jewish nymphettes like u makes other men jealous and women are intrigued, and immediately one's stud rating soars into the stratosphere.
One will be the stuff of legends when one regales one's buddies with tales from one's bedroom.

Dream on, my booty is way higher than your total height unless you can borrow a ladder from a friend. If closing my legs towards amoebas like you that made me a JEW girl, so be it. Go and score ovularia for Peckham because Funmi is higher than you can ever reach.


Federal Jew Man!

There are Jew nymphettes. . . They are gullible, naive and EASY TO SCORE.

You no dey shame. Your mates are scoring for ManU, Chelsea,Real Madrid etc and you are busy scoring yours in a woman's honey pot. Have you ever been paid for doing that? Even Tuface idibia never score like this.

Stinking Jew man,

Tell it the way it is!!!!!

This same set of people hold on to the belief that the white man that brought Christianity are no longer going to Church all across Europe, so why hold on to the belief they have brainwashed us with?

This same set of people will rather listen to what the white man says hook line sinker. Believing that Africans are backward with traditional myths that some people still hold in high esteem.

In fact anything Western is the SUPREME for this people.

Assuming we should believe that humans can turn to animals and shit. Why can't these armed robbers get that juju, find their way into the banks vaults as birds and help themselves out with pounds and euros?

Sharrap dia Cheesy Cheesy
Where I come from, 18-year olds are adults Tongue Tongue
You call me a perv? what of you 16-year-old slave husband, the one you pay to wash your undies

I don't eat unripe 'bole'.

You are a Arrow!!!
If i am a Jew Man. . . .You are a Jew chic. .
The kind that allows any loser, tramp, vagrant in her alleyway

Jew chic is a non existent vocabulary.


Bloody Jew man!!!!!

@ lucabrasi: murder is murder regardless if there's juju involved.

Too many people are trying to cover up this fact.

So how do you get justice for murder powered by juju in the court of law?

@topic
A Jew Man is either impotent or just daft
Especially the ones that obey rules like the one-month-probation rule . . .

There's only one reason to go a whole month in a relationship without doing nuffin
Only when the chic is 17 years 11 months old

Ouuuch!!! You are not only a JEW man but a paedophile. Pataki and Hannibal are better b/c they are only Jew men.

Nothing of such.

TV series on notable role models like Prof. Dora Akuyili and others in TV drama and not a film.

The producers names do not ring a bell. who are they? it'll probably fail sha.

[size=14pt]Is Matriarchy a New Social Madness?(The UK perspective)[/size]

Do you think that matriarchy has turned men into tenants in their own homes especially in the UK? What are the consequences of this development? Is matriarchy the answer to women's prayers for freedom from men or did the government overstep it's boundary in compensating the females? Could that be why so many men in UK are scared of getting married? what of the effect in our children?

"When two cultures meet, Nigerians copy the worst of the new culture and blend it with the worst of their own culture"---Chinua Achebe.

From Achebe's quotation, do you think that most Nigerian women abroad are guilty of that practice? Do you think the adverse effects of matriarchy is compelling enough to put it on check? How involved are our women into matriarchy? What happened to our own family values and culture?

Ladies:
Will you enjoy similar laws that will gag men in Nigeria knowing full well the role they play in our society as fathers?

The UK woman is protected by the agencies of the state. The man is thrown out of the house with effortless ease. The woman appropriates the children and goes on as a single mum to collect more financial rewards from the state. Married couples get little or no encouragement from the same state. The system induces wives to throw their husbands out of the house. Such is the practice of matriarchy in the United Kingdom, Times magazine

I have seen servants upon horses, and princes walking as servants upon the earth.
Ecclesiastes 10:7

"We send men to war on behalf of a country that doesn't even afford them the right to be a dad. Many fathers believe we have become exiles in our own country."
Garry Clarkson

If you are a Nigerian father and a victim of "matricidal" matriarchy, visit the website below especially if you have no money to fight for your rights.

Visit Fathers-4-justice @ http://www.fathers-4-justice.org/f4j/

All the Nigerian ethnic groups swear by their juju but these jujus didn't prevent the British from conquering the country.

That was then. They invaded us by surprise, make them come again now and see live juju?

Like I said, i read it last year and can't remember the link. I'll definitely post the article if i remember it.

The chinese usually use the services of fellow Chinese doctors, lawyers, dentists, mechanics etc; Same goes for Latinos and Caucasians but when it comes to Nigerians, they'd rather see a Chinese lawyer than a Nigerian lawyer here. Why? If we do not look out for each other, how can we build a vast empire?

I'm not accusing every Nigerian here or what not but if it does not matter really, why don't you take your business to a brother/sister?

A little story I read last year in a Nigerian daily:

A very rich Yoruba woman that resides in Nigeria paid through her nose for medical attention in Washington DC. When she went for the initial check up and tests, a female Nigerian doctor walked in, seeing her name, she tried to be friendly by speaking Yoruba to her and the rich lady said, " I hope you are not the doctor that will take care of me because i cannot pay this much and travel a long distance from Nigeria only to get the services of a local Nigerian doctor, I want oyibo abeg". what do you know more than oyibo? Will you really blame her especially when Oyibos are yet to be demystified in her world?

Now, imagine the embarrassment before her colleagues and the nurses. How can she hold her head high in that hospital when one of her own has no faith in her? stories like this only happen here on the issue of race. We can only fortify ourselves and make life easier for us if we look out for each other.

comments please!!!!

P.S:
This is just an appeal and not a racist by nature. You are still free to visit the doctor,lawyer,mechanic,tailor etc of your choice no matter the colour or nationality but if you can, it'll be splendid to patronize each other. You watch my back, I watch yours.

When will the north follow up this bravado with a "to hell with federal government allocation"?

That's the greatest miracle every Nigerian is waiting for.

i thot you said you wanted a manual transmission in another thread.

@seller,
i'm looking to buy a car like that for my mom and can pay 1.4m if the car is accident free. i may need the vin #.

That was funny tho,

The word "idiotic/idiot" was used 11x.

If the north break out of Nigeria, they would not feel the effect of revenue from oil. An average northerner have never felt the effect of the oil revenue before. Only the rich have.

Whatever! Why don't they break away if they don't need us? It's not even the oil alone but they are addicted to caffeine they get from kolanuts that chiefly come from Yorubaland. Yorubas produce kolanut but rarely eat it; About 80% of kola produced in Yorubaland are supplied to the north while part of the remainder goes to the east.

jew man is fart related for someone that does not belong to[b] fart[/b]

Lmao, You mean FRAT_ernity?

Which of these 5 people is currently Nigeria's best movie director?

Izu Ojukwu

Tunde Kelani

Amaka Igwe

Emem isong

Teco Benson


Why?

Since you are arguing about the existence of islam in Yorubaland, we know that you know nothing about Yoruba people. Even the Yoruba christians are murm about the subject, leaving you alone to continue to walk around in darkness. But they, the yoruba christians are not truly your brothers and sisters. If they were, they would have told you that you are talking out of Ignorance.

Dude am not denying islam in yorubaland. I have few uncles and cousins that are moslems but what am saying is the population of moslems is not as high as they always claim. You and I know that moslems run off to doctor the census figures so as to give the outside world a wrong notion about their population in Nigeria or is it to collect money from OIC nations, I don't know. There was an estimated 30% moslems, 5% others and 65% christians in yorubaland in the 80's and that figure has gone down to 22% moslems, 4% others and 74% christians in the 21st C. Do the math and tell me why there is a recession here? I'm thinking of writing a book entitled: The fate of Islam in Yorubaland by the year 2050.

Question:

Kolanut is a contraband product in Saudi Arabia and I guess Islam may be against it but why are the hausas that are mainly moslems eat it as if it's their staple food?

If you ask me, i think he should be executed .

That's cruel.

I mean what do we gain from telling you a lie about some muslims coming from the Ibo tribe?

Because you are desperate to prove the proliferation of islam in Nigeria when the true fact is that islam is yet to propgagte itself in the west how much less the South east and south south. Do you also have calabar muslims? Dreamer!!!!

na person wey get time dey answer this willywilly

na true sha.

Some girls are more responsible than some men. The error here is the error of generalization.

Thank you darling.

One look at DeepZone would tell u. . . . .She looks like a horror movie star.

Roflmao!!!

You enjoy an easy farting anytime anywhere. Where did you learn it from?

Won't I fart again? haba!!!

All of these wants fit the definition of a woman to a tee. money, cuddling, and sex. especially the sex part, they are so timid to tell you they want it, but once they find somebody willing to Dick them good they dance around the house for a whole week with wide smiles across their faces.

Why are you so antiFeminine? Is your mother a man? Did an ugly babe smash your heart on the wall like fresh eggs?