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Canoodle??
It seems ma phone's been tapped or whatz going on?
DeepZone, have u been shooting your mouth to people??

You don enter plane before? No be ship exporting crude you follow enter UK?

If there was a section in international Law and order that was used against Milosevic and Saddam i wonder why it was not used against OBJ.

Because he did nothing wrong like you are trying to insinuate.

What did he do in Zaki Biam? He shook them and gave them national awards abi?

What is zaki Biam? Fill me in please.

Saddam too had a good reason to give Gas the Kurds order. They were a threat to his govt and the sovereignity of Iraq.

He murdered many Iraqi's that were freedom fighters just like sani Abacha and IBB but Obasanjo was not guilty of such crimes.

Milosevic was at war so could their be a better excuse? yet these men were tried and killed So why should OBJ be exempted.

If America wants to get your ass, they always do, babe.

Marry DeepZone?? Mba!!!!
Until ma GP says her FARTS are environmentally friendly.
As of today, the farticles are toxic

Of course, they are environmentally friendly. I am sure they smell like lavender. Marry you? Am i crazy?

The day u start giving a Bleep about what people say about u will be the day of your downfall.
Just take it on the chin and smile. Grin Cheesy
Funmi is retarded, heart-broken, ugly and ornery but i like u that way.
The only snag is your uncontrollable FARTS.

Healthy people are always well fed and that is why they fart. Hungry men like you rarley have enough to eat how much less the one they'll waste as gas.

na only OBJ old age quadrupled his wowority.
wickedness never pays
you'll look like monkey at old age

Some people here in Nairaland are nice people but they are not that cute. Imagine those people in their 70's, will you claim that it's wickedness that disfigured their face? Obasanjo may not be a beauty pageant but he is somewhere in between considering his age. Why not post a picture of Namdi Zik at Obasanjo's age and not Amadi ikwechegh whom we can agree is a very handsome man from the get go.

HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DEEPZONE IS A transgendered

I'm still trying to figure out whom is this GETLUST. He is playing serious pranks on me. Any hints?

That is not the issue under scrutiny here. . . .
Are u a nigger or a negress??

Neither. I was specially made to make your life miserable unless you change your attitude towards women.

funmi is a fiesty young lady i will give her that. some guys here don't play by the rules of being a gentleman so you see where she is coming from. there is time for everything. if some people behave like this on nairaland imagine if she was with them phisically? there is childishness and immaturity that some "men as bois" display to her that brings out her anger as you know i don't agree with my aunties opinions most of the time nor do i condone them.

i have great hope she will calm down and become the joyfull person God wants herto be and put her energy into some worthy cause soon. and who know become a great housewife and mother one day. there is hope for everyone you know

Keep minding them. Funmi is heart broken, lesbian, gay man, old, ugly, misplaced, retarded etc just because i voice my opinion which may be different from others. I've chosen to ignore some ladies on Nairaland totally because i discovered they are just spoon fed kids still hanging around home while daddy and mummy are taking care of the bills. Whenever they mature mentally , I might argue with them.

Nah. . . . . .it was a typo.
DeepZone couldn't have possibly been a bloke.
A man?? I would have him locked up.

Why didn't you lock up Pataki for his different shades of erotic gesture to you?

She had her sex change surgery only last week. Wink
Hotfunmi was a babe when we dated.

Me and you dated? I was only giving you counseling and never considered it a date. was that why you were spraying me with money?

If Waziri has the nerves to say that, then this only means she's fully corrupted herself. That's it! We're doomed! They bought her out!

What did he say?

Instead of admitting or denying the claim, Waziri rather spoke elaborately on the agency's new anti-corruption "proactive" style, which she said was to prevent an act of corruption before it took place.

Do you want her to incriminate herself? A national figure like that should not admit a crime if there are no basis for it. Women are smart.

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Wow, it seems to me that the EFCC might actually be EFfective Corruption Cover-up. I get the feeling that unless someone can kill Obasanjo the way the did Abacha the man will live a long criminal life. Shameless.

RoflmaoPimp

PROVE IT.

Ask Hannibal.

I seriously doubt it.
You sound like a woman that has been

Well, believe what you want but am just as plain as possible. Funmi worked his way up in America and had no time for boyfriend for a long while.

Make una consider his ageoo before judging him:

https://www.onlinenigeria.com/obasanjo.jpg

Saddam considered Kurds a security risk according to his intelligence chiefs. They were allying with their brothers in southern turkey to head a rebbelion against Saddam and possibly topple his Government or Break away.

Could any offence be greater than treason.

OBJ killed innocent people too in Odi just the way Saddam did in a way to quell militants in Odi and Militants in Kurd region.

Sadaam wouldn't have been tried anyway if America wasn't out to get him. Same goes for Milosevic, that being said, Obasanjo had no history of killing people that challenged his government. There could be innocent people involved in the Odi massacre and that was why I said he over reacted but the bottom line is that he had a very good reason to give our soldiers that order. That is why a president's judgment is put into perspective before election.

babe you cheap o


na 10k be your price?

Hannibal paid $10K just for me to answer his phone calls. He didn't even see my pant lines. Is that not big enough?

Of course they all wanted me back Cool
some begged friends to beg me Cool
but all I had were good experiences.
I have not one bad story about my exes (except the one with terrible table manners)
I dated decent , loving gentlemen.
That's why I don't relate to the many man bashing you do here.
I have not had one single bad experience with any past boyfriend
Not even one

I never said I dated any loser. As a matter of fact, I have only one EX in my lifetime. You see

Jeeeeez. . . . .I still have ur e-mails where u threatened to take my name n pic to a shrine in Ilesha.
Hell, u even threatened to hire assassins to snuff me life out on ma wedding day.

Post the emails. Oniranu

@Deepzone,

Why was Saddam Hussein tried? was it not for crimes he committed while he had immunity? Kurds were becoming security risks too

Why was Milosevic and other Serbian Generals tried? was it not for crimes they committed while they were immune?

The Balkans was even in a state of war yet these generals were tried for Genocide!!!

Sadaam and Hussein ordered the execution of many innocent citizens that spoke out against them BUT Obasanjo ordered the Odi killings because of security reasons. The Odi people were fast becoming a security risk according to the Nigerian intelligence service and the president has the utmost authority to order their killings before things get out of hand.
I believe MEND was forming by then and ODI was their capital for hiring these thugs causing Nigeria a lot of trouble.

It seems you are now doing what u are asking peops to confess about.
Are u that low in self esteem?
Admit u have been played and move on.

Are you still bitter about it? Why not forget it so we can move on. This world is a small place and I don't know where I may meet you tomorrow. I honestly regret gypping your $10K and may pay you back if and when I get the money. Try and be smarter next time.

God willing. . . . .U will meet n marry Cele Babayaro.

I'm getting afraid for my Cele o because the way you call his name these days, he may be kidnapped for a ransom courtesy of Hannibal and jobless Pataki.

never was in that situation.
I'm a lover not a fighter
and never been dumped I might add Cool
I was always the dumper Lips sealed
amicably though
I always dumped them with their dignity intact Smiley
Being the compassionate God fearing lady that I am

Were the men you dumped happy about their dumping? No form of back biting involved or nothing?

Being the compassionate God fearing lady that I am

Some Nairalanders might attack this statement under a different tribal name, lol.

ODI GENOCIDE alone qualifies him for the gallows. . . Olusegun Obusonjo is guilty of genocide, murder, theft, racketeering and every vice known and unknown to man. He is GUILTY until proven innocent (which is very impossible in a NORMAL country).

ODI? Didn't he order the Odi massacre when he had diplomatic immunity? Will you try GW Bush for the killings in Iraq as long as they were done for national security. Odi indigenes were becoming a security risk to the nation and he may have over reacted but he was still within his diplomatic powers. Charge him with that crime and see? The real people that should be tried by EFCC should be the likes of IBB, Ibori, Orji Kalu,Peter Odili, Josh Dariye, Mohammed Abacha, Buhari, Abdulsalaami Abubakar, Atiku Abubakar etc.

1000 Ak47 Shocked Cheesy Shocked Shocked

I hope they are not planning a civil war \


police with 1000 Ak47 God help us

Wharrrever!

get back on topic people - I should've known this thread was another ruse by DeepZone to flirt with her lover.

Roflmao; If you want to force a lover on me, try some decent guy like Ifeco010 abeg and not that male LovePeddler called Hannibal. Hannibal was probably a rich kid who was spoilt to a fault. How can a whole Funmilayo shamelessly agree to hang around with such?


Hell hath no fury for a MAN scorned.

Who was the mugu?

S/HE

Hannibal and his special adviser, Pataki.

Salam Samba

Hope you are doing great. Longest time

From a link I stumbled upon:

Chapter 1.The Muslim and His Rabb

The Believing Man is Alert in faith and awareness in fearing Allah
He is Obedient to the commands of his Rabb
He is a true slave of Allah
He Worships Allah
He regularly performs the duties and good deeds required by Islam
He accepts the will and decree of Allah
He Regularly Prays Five Times a Day
He Attends the Jama‘ah (Congregational) Prayer
He Attends ‘Eid Prayers
He Prays Sunnah and Nafil Prayers
He Performs His Prayers Properly
He Pays Zakah on His Wealth
He Fasts During the Day and Prays at Night in Ramadhan
He Observes Nafil Fasts
He Goes on Hajj to the Sacred House of Allah
He Goes for ‘Umrah
He has a sense of responsibility for those under his authority
He Feels a Sense of Responsibility for the Members of His Family
He Does Not Sit Alone With a “Stranger Woman”
He lowers his gaze
He Avoids Mixing Freely With Women
He Does Not Shake Hands With a Non-Mahram Woman
He Does Not Travel With Non-Mahram
He Turns to Allah in Repentance
His Main Concern is the Pleasure of Allah
He Understands the True Meaning of Being a Servant of Allah
He Works to Support the Religion of Allah
He is Distinguished by His Islamic Character and True Religion
His Loyalty is to Allah Alone
He Enjoins What is Good and Forbids What is Evil
He Often Reads the Qur’an

Chapter 2: The Muslim Man and His Own Self

1-His Body
Moderation in food and drink
He exercises regularly
His body and clothes are clean
He Takes Care of his Mouth and Teeth
He Takes Care of His Hair
He Takes Care of Good Appearance
He Does Not Go to Extremes or show off

2- His Mind

He Takes Care of His Mind by Pursuing Knowledge until death as knowledge is an
obligation
A Muslim Man needs to know basics regarding deen is Quran,Hadith,Seerah,Islamic
History,Fiqh
A Muslim Achieves wisdom in the Field of Knowledge In General as long as
Shariah approves such knowledge.
The Muslim Man should be proficient in his specialty
The Muslim Man exposes himself to information about other fields
The Muslim Man is proficient in a foreign language
He is not Superstitious
He Never Stops Reading and Studying

3-The Muslim Man’s Soul

The Muslim Man polishes his soul through worship
He keeps company with righteous people and joins religious gatherings
He frequently repeats du‘as and supplications described in Quran & Ahadith

Chapter 3: The Muslim and His Parents
He Treats them with kindness and respect (birr)
He recognizes their status and knows his duties towards them
He is kind and respectful towards them even if they are not Muslims
He is extremely reluctant to disobey them
His mother comes first, then his father
He treats his parents’ friends well
He shows his kindness and humility towards his parents by not using words of
contempt nor repelling them

Chapter 4: The Muslim and His Wife

He Knows Importance of Marriage in Islam
He follows the guidance of Islam in his married life
He Chooses a Good Wife
He commands her with due consideration and gives her Respect
He Treats Her Family with Kindness and Respect
He understands his wife and respects her feelings
He helps her to make up for her failings and weaknesses
He knows how to strike a balance between pleasing his wife and treating his
mother with due kindness and respect
He Endears Himself to his Wife and is Keen to Please Her
He Does not Disclose Her Secrets
He Stands by Her and Offers Her Advice
He Encourages Her to Spend and Give Charity for the Sake of Allah
He Helps Her to Obey Allah (subhanawatala.)
He Fills Her Heart with Joy
He Makes Himself handsome for her
He is Cheerful and Grateful when he Meets her
He Shares Her Joys and Sorrows
He Does not Look at Other Women
He Does not Describe Other Men to Her
He Tries to Create an Atmosphere of Peace and Tranquility for Her
He is Tolerant and Forgiving
He is Strong in Character and Wise
He is One of the Most Successful Husband
He does not divorces without a valid reason

Chapter 5: The Muslim and His Children

He understands his great responsibility towards his children and Teaches them
Islam
He uses the best methods in bringing them up such as Commanding,loving
,Compassionate,Understaning their psychology , Attitude and also Correcting and
Guiding them.
He demonstrates His Love and Affection for Them He spends on them, willingly
and generously
He does not discriminate between sons and daughters in his affection and
spending
He Does not Pray Against his Children
He is alert to everything that may have an influence on them
He equally treats all his children
He instills good behavior and Attitudes in them

Chapter 6: The Muslim and His Sons and Daughters-in-Law

A – His Daughter-in-Law has Islamic values,high character and His Attitude
Towards her Daughter-in-Law is that He treats her as her own daughter,as a
family member,
He Knows how to Make a Good Choice in Selecting a Daughter-in-Law commitment to
Islam, and to be of a good and balanced character
He Knows His Place treats his daughter-in-law properly and fairly in all
circumstances and at all times,matters may run their natural, peaceful course
unaffected by misguided whims and desires and governed instead by religion,
reason and wisdom
He Gives Advice but Does not Interfere in Their Private Life
He Respects Her and Treats Her Well
He is Wise and Fair in his Judgement of his Daughter- in-Law

B – His Son-in-Law

His Attitude Towards his Son-in-Law
He Knows How to Make a Good Choice in Selecting a Son-in-Law religious
commitment and character you are pleased
He Respects and Honours Him
He Helps her Daughter to be a Good Wife to her Husband
He is Fair, and is Never Biased in Favor of Her Daughter
He Deals with Problems Wisely

Chapter 7: The Muslim Man and His Relatives (Arham)

He knows Islamic view of kinship ties
The Muslim Man upholds the ties of kinship according to the teachings of Islam
He maintains the ties of kinship even if his relatives are not Muslim
He fully understands the meaning of upholding the ties of kinship
He maintains the ties of kinship even if his relatives fail to do so

Chapter 8: The Muslim and His Neighbors

The Muslim Man is Kind and Friendly Towards Her neighbors
He is the best of people in his dealings with his neighbors
He Adhers the Islamic teachings concerning good treatment of neighbors
The true Muslim Man is tolerant towards his neighbor
He likes for his neighbor what he likes for himself He Knows Misery that
befalls humanity because of the lack of true Islamic morals and manners
The Muslim Man treats his neighbor in the best way he can
His generosity is directed towards both Muslim and non-Muslim neighbors
He starts with the neighbor whose home is closest to his own
The true Muslim Man is the best neighbor
He Knows bad neighbor is a person who is deprived of the blessing of faith
He Knows bad neighbor is a person whose good deeds are not accepted
He Knows a true Muslim is careful to avoid falling into sin where his neighbor
is concerned
His good treatment of his neighbor is not lacking and is Enough.
He puts up with his neighbor’s mistakes and bad treatment
He does not give tit-for-tat
He knows his neighbor’s rights over him

Chapter 9: The Muslim Man and His Friends and Brothers in Islam

He loves His Friends and Brothers for the sake of Allah
He Knows the great status of two who love one another for the sake of Allah
He Knows he effect of love for the sake of Allah on the life of the Muslims is
essential for unity
He does Not Forsake or Abandon His Brother
He is tolerant and forgiving towards them
He meets them with a smiling face
He is sincere towards them
He has a natural inclination towards kindness and faithfulness
He is kind to his brothers
He does not Gossip About Them
He Avoids Arguing with them, Making Hurtful Jokes and Breaking Promises
He is Generous and Honours His Brothers and prefers over himself
He prays for his Brothers in Their Absence

Chapter 10: The Muslim Man and His Community/Society

He Has a Good Attitude Towards Others and Treats Them Well
He is truthful & avoids giving false statements
He is Concerned About the Affairs of the Muslims
He Strives to Reconcile Between Muslim Men
He Repays Favours and is Grateful for Them
He does not cheat, deceive or stab in the back
He is not envious
He is sincere & gives sincere advice
He keeps his promises
He has a good attitude towards others and treats them well
He is characterized by shyness (Haya’)
He is gentle towards people
He is compassionate and merciful
He is tolerant ,forgiving and generous
He is easy-going in his business dealings
He is of cheerful countenance
He has a sense of humor
He is patient
He avoids cursing and foul language
He does not falsely accuse anyone of fisq or kufr
He is modest and discreet
He does not interfere in that which does not concern him
He refrains from backbiting and slandering the Honour of Others and Seeking
Out Their Faults
He avoids giving false statements
He avoids suspicion
He keeps secrets
He does not converse privately with another person when there is a third person
present
He is not arrogant or proud
He is humble and modest
He does not make fun of anyone
He respects elders and distinguished people
He mixes with people of noble character
He strives for people’s benefit and seeks to protect them from harm
He strives to reconcile between Muslims
He calls people to the truth
He enjoins what is good and forbids what is evil
He is wise and eloquent in his da‘wah
He is not a hypocrite
He does not show off or boast
He is Moderate with Regard to Her Clothing and Appearance
He is straightforward and consistent in his adherence to the truth
He repays favors and is grateful for them
He mixes with people and puts up with their insults
He tries to make people happy
He guides others to righteous deeds
He is easy on people, not hard and Does Not Bear Grudges
He is fair in his judgment of people
He does not oppress or mistreat others
He loves noble things and always aims high
His speech is not exaggerated or affected
He does not rejoice in the misfortunes of others
He is generous
He does not remind the beneficiaries of his charity
He is hospitable
He prefers others to himself
He helps to alleviate the burden of the debtor
He is proud and does not beg
He is friendly and likeable
He checks his customs and habits against Islamic standards
He follows Islamic manners in the way he eats and drinks
He greets with Islamic greeting i.e salam
He does not enter a house other than his own without permission
He does not look into other people’s houses
He sits wherever he finds room in a gathering
He avoids yawning in a gathering as much as he can
He follows the Islamic etiquette when he sneezes
He does not imitate women
He Does Not Seek the Divorce of Another Man so that he May Take His Place
He visits the sick
He attends funerals

As a pious muslim, do you keep all these rules?

He avoids yawning in a gathering as much as he can
He follows the Islamic etiquette when he sneezes
He does not imitate women

For real? How do they sneeze? Like French men because it can never be like Americans that has no sneezing and yawning manners?. What is imitating women? acting like gay men?

@Deepzone: Allah is the Owner and Creator of Paradise/heaven. He does not have to be there, in it. Maybe you mean Muhammad (AS), the Universal and last Messenger/Prophet. Now, Muhammad (AS), is the one, as our leader, we the believers join, in Paradise. Paradise is created for the human slaves and servants, who receive the Mercy of the Merciful Allah.

Did you read my question at all?

U cannot understand so just shush and watch the drama unfold.
DeepZone is the biggest MUGU of her generation.
Her MUGUNESS is so legendary she got played by "PAWPAW"

Mugus pay money for a trap; I was the playa and you were the playee. Who is the mugu?

U love deceiving yourself.
She is white, you are black.
Even if i was colour blind, your heavy Ijesha-accent woulda let you down.
Kim Kardashian ko, Dakore ni.

How will you know all these things when you were punchdrunk? Stop thinking through your d.i.c.k.

Post it ASAP!!!
U think i don't have your pix while u were screaming like a rhesus monkey during your orgasm??
It would go on YOUTUBE if u dare me.

I posted Kim kardashians pix to get money out of you. I never knew you'll buy that trick. Mugu.