₦airaland Forum

Laughnow419:
Brother I want to relocate but to relocate na money na. I just wish Lalasticlala and Mynd44 can help take this to frontpage. Oyigbo own is the worst. When I was in Port Harcourt yesterday I was talking with some drivers they said Port Harcourt is better. Could u believe I slept with nose mask a day before yesterday and it almost choked me I dreamt when they were holding my neck when I I luckily woke up is the nose mask yet this thing is still entering my body. A man died while sleeping with nosemask it was on frontpage I think 2020. So I was scared but I have no choice. My Facebook account is too small to reach people that's why I came to nairaland.
I was scared at first but I have no choice.. The soot in Oyigbo has no comparison

i was in choba
GRA
Airforce base last week
i spent three days
kept checking my nose
how come i no see all these soots
abi e get where e dey

oga sell the phone
dem no fit track am
sell the rubbish
him no get 50k to go mtn to track u

Jammey6551:
They should arrested the idait,... You treated a terrorist so that he should terrorise the more. Darktor you bleep up

oga a health worker is to treat anyone.
its their job to see life first
its humanity first
its the nature of the job
nigerians are so used to blood and death that we have lost it.
you dont expect him to say no
or report
he did this under duress

Ethanuella:
Hmmmn,
The way these youngsters do despicable things for money ehhh.

In the next decade, houses and cars would become really cheap, because all these boys would end up selling them to to cure madness/ailment, or when they go broke (juju failure/end of ritual).

The amount of impotent, barren, and mentally unstable people that will flood this country in the next decade will be alarming.

Just continue your legitimate hustle. God will crown your efforts

no one can live in a house bought from a person who did blood money
only if u belong too

what a simp

TruthUntold:
Use your head for once in your life. Do you know the strength it takes for a woman to overpower a man and even hack him so? He's been doing it for long, but sometimes when you corner a rat, it transforms into a lion. Some people are paralyzed by fear while some people get a dose of adrenaline rush, to each his own. His time was up.

there is no strength needed
its a knife
all she needed to do is stab him in a delicate area ok

kingthreat:
Ms Ruth Bessong, give Chidinma to your brother as a wife. Once your name is Chidinma, I avoid you like plague. High potential to do lesbianism, play with cucumbers and kill. I fear them.
This one may be innocent though. I heard of one fool's tactic back in the days to bring girls to his house then show her a knife to rape her. If he's guilty, it is well-deserved.

even Rant extension on Facebook
many talked about this gal

how she blackmail people
yes she is free but she is evil too
she just got lucky

so e use 1000naira to make millions in one year
like he played two odds
or babaijebu
cos i am trying to understand it
this is the problem with nigerians
no one is asking questions
all u see is nice one
God bless
baba God pick my call
i tap from ur blessings
no questions on what he did so they too can do it if its legit

good for them
if i tell dem let me trade gold for u
dont give me cash
fund in ur name and pay me when we want to share profit
dem go say make i bring my papa head
now dem don give who don cash out

what i dont understand is rhe kids these days are so weak
back in the days of nigerian navy secondary school abeokuta
dem dey break plank dey flog me till i piss for body
u go roll
u go chop slaps
belt
dem dey use our head hit wall

we no dey sick
we no dey die
but kids today common small beating
dem don die
is it too much indomie

Malawian:
Tinubu that won't even win in the South West sef. I have never seen a man with 4 eyes yet so blind and deluded like Tinubu.

The rice he is declaring in the North, him never declare am in his own South West.

u no lie
stupid ode na him the man be

HacheNoire:
Hello!

The North Western alliance is intact. Anything coming from down south is just a plus!

You know it went in 2019! It’s just a repetition

lol whats intact
una go cry just watch

u guys take nigerians for fools
we will play our card soon
u watch

udele1:
Cubana chief priest made a wise choice to expand to Asaba. So if they choose to sit at home for 1 month, he will face asaba.

and how many people club in asaba
make we hear word

biafraisdead:
Shut up! Is that why u came up with ur wickedness? Let me tell u something, when u spread lies about someone, those lies would turn out making that person a hero especially when people find out that u deceived them. Though I am not a Tinubu fan.

u are not his fan
smh
una go dey lie

so the lies u lots spread in 2014 nko

HacheNoire:
Don’t add the SS to your hate filled ideology.

The South South has been politically aligned to the center in last 8 years. Power will still return there 10x before SE will even get a shot at being a Vice President.

Always look for companions that don’t even regard you politically. Same way you mentioned them in your former Biafra map.

which SS is aligned to the center
oga leave us alone
we know who we are
u cant remove my brother and want me to support you
SW alone should make him president na

when tinubu said he wants to continue on the policies of buhari
this is what he means
mc olomu will be aviation minister
he understands transportation business so well
agberos will be at the airports to boost revenue

its the turn of a Christain southerner
this won't work

they sha will try to rope Christians in their mess.....una no blame una mohammed ...na pastors una dey blame
anoifia

This na normal street format na
Na so I jam wan gal online wey say man no go ever chop her money
Then I dey beg am for 15k
She begin post me
Two weeks later babe jam guy man online.
The guy form america for am
He go seminar
He will be back in two weeks
Before u know am the babe begin act up
Say the guy one open company as soon as e come back.
Make I send my CV she go tell am to employ me

Omo before u know am the guy introduce am to a woman say na him mama
Babe don fall
Guy begin collect her money say e go pay back
Make she send to an account
Him mama no well
Na so babe send 900k

Guy come back
She move from port hacourt to benue to see am
Spend two weeks
The guy Bleep shege comot for her toto
Later he begin tell her say his mother no approve

As things begin go
She begin beg
Them open another office say him jam pregnant woman for road
She wan die
He is in coma.
Na when she ask for video call
Na there dem change am for am

Babe later come back to me dey tell me say why I no tell am say na so Nigeria don be
This na person wey go Dubai oh


She cry cry tire
Me just dey laff
Man wey she say no go ever chop her money
Na man chop her 900k
Na vex she take buy ticket go back dubia
Me just jejely block am

Na same format dem wan play aunty

jenny005:
The GOD Whom u serve will surely lift u up. If only u will put ur trust in him and One piece of advice" trust no man"

How will a mental cripple be able to put his trust in God.
Food is God to him

she is mad....so na DSS be wetin she go call anyhow cos she be AY wife
thunder fire am
i blame am
DSS don turn police wey she go call to come collect 50naira

dirty and ugly looking
only fit for a cow to visit javascript:void(0);

mbaise1000:
Who owns the land, not surprising, if it were igbos coming out with those guns they would have been shot at sight, me I will like to hear what the god of mbaka tokd him about this, looks like the god of mbaka has gone to sleep till 2023

that bastard kalo kalo catholic priest no dey see vision again
his eyes have been blinded by fura de nunu

Hotshisha:




I thought this Deji Adeyanju is even educated...

Issa Pantanmi as a Minister holds a blue passport, with a Diplomatic Passport he is free to enter any country visa free, without restriction


.

Citizenship can be revoked these days

trust me he wont dare go near there even with a diplomatic p

This is what good governance is
Not I built road
I build fly over
Those things are normal
They are suppose to be built
We don't have to celebrate it
But when a leader goes out of the way to do things like this
Then u known that governance has hit home

jamiudinho:
has CAN president apologize for the arms he brought with is private jet to kill northern Muslims

So CAN bought arms to kill northern Muslims and not Boko Haram
Interesting times we are in
Smh

Amotolongbo:
That was one of the cows imported by the Ekiti State Government from the US to Ikun Dairy farm

The Cow must have been angry after seeing the difference between the Airport in US and Nigeria

:

Damn this cracked me up
Even u self
U no go vex if u don live for US all ur life
Dem come lie to u say u dey go the giant of Africa
Only to reach there
U come dey see nonsense country
The cow dey protest na

that injury isnt suppose to kill him
he bled to death as there was no treatment
that is the cause
i guess dem leave am for ground to bleed

Pointy pointy governor

jlinkd78:
Thank God this is a first page material and thank God too d FG has with this response shamed all those thinking d asylum storyline was fake and concocted by d most mass- appealing mass movement in d whole world.
If after this d FG and d sabo Governors of d South East do not deproscribe IPOB as a terrorist organization then they have shown d world dat it's actually d FG and their efulefus are d real terrorists. Imagine d UK, whom some persons are expecting to repatriate Ohamadike Mazi Nnamdi Kanu coming up with this heart breaking news that IPOB has nothing to do with terrorism but being an IPOB means u can land in Oyibo man country without Nigerian passport cos u are automatically an elite in reasoning and immaculately above d stained and doomed contraption.
One thing is clear, d UK realising Nigeria dismemberment is close do not want d new Biafran country to see them as enemies but allies in d scheme of running things
Nnamdi Kanu joint press conference with Ambazonia Leader was a game changer.
Congratulations IPOB
Congratulations ESN
Congratulations Uche Madu MASSOB
Congratulations World Igbo Congress

So if I wan go UK again
Na to show I be ipob
And dem go land me red passport