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mdoub:
Young man, you are not alone. I have a similar issue but realised it is fungal infection in my digestive tract. I can't control the passing of gas it has almost ruined my life. I don't always notice it and sometimes ask myself if I am paranoid but the reactions and insults affirm it. I have tried both spiritual and medical solutions but I just believe it is temporarily. I have decided to live my life the best I can. I would like you to see doctors and confirmed pastors. Don't give up!

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Lunagirl:
Cut your cloth accordingly. You must not have a wedding that will be featured in a newspaper. You must not have a wedding better than your friends own.

Do what you have to do with what you have. Everything depends on the bride and groom. If they share the same mindset, all these unnecessary expenses will be cut off.

Wedding is one day, marriage is forever.

If you really want to go big, either have a truckload of money or wait till your fifth anniversary.

And what is this size
Is the price of pepper for a big wedding different from the price of a Small wedding
When u guys want to play half smart we know
Tell me the list will reduce cos of size

Not all sickness is natural
Some are spiritual

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Jesus

And I can't speak

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

U are wicked
Got me laffing so hard

Two birds only move together if they agree

A abusive husband will get his kind
I don't trust these women
They wanted that kind of man
And got it

iyare1:
Help save the life of Mrs Imoisili by donating the sum of 26700 naira.
One fateful evening, a guy I met for the first time named Ernest came to me telling me I was his mother's saviour "I believe say na u be my mama saviour" and I was like how and he kept repeating the same statement and I got really frightened. I told him to explain how I was his mothers saviour and He went on by saying his mother has been in the hospital for a week and they demanded the sum of 26700 for her treatment. He told me to assist him in any way I could. "I'm just a university student and I could hardly boast of 2000naira on my account but I would assist in any way I could" I said.
I asked him for his phone number and bank account number and he said he had none. At that point, I thought he made the whole story up just to collect money from me. He gave me the hospital's address and the room number and He suggested I should come see him and his mother at the hospital the next day and I agreed without knowing any thing about him. I decided to visit the hospital the next day after so much thoughts and I confirmed he was telling the truth. The only thing I could do was to buy the guy and his mum lunch.
So I decided to write to well meaning Nigerians to come to the aid of Mrs Imoisili by donating the sum of 26700naira for her treatment
Account number: 2150289434(zenith bank) Iyare Osayande
Contact info : iyare204@yahoo.com
Don't be surprised seeing my account number up there because I stated he had no bank account

Don't be surprise seeing my dick in her pussy as I stated
She has no dick.

This deserves FP

Where is lala
Lagoon Oba has eaten a snake oh

MayorofLagos:
Obi of Onitsha is under the sovereingty of Benin.

Amongst the sixteen sovereingties created by Ife, Benin is one of them. [b][/b]

Obi of Onitsha is subordinate to a lower Crown heirarchy of Ile Ife.

You are mixing traditional Imperial Sovereingty with federal character artificially created by Nigerian rulers to balance distribution of power.

How many sovereingties has the stool in Onitsha created in its history? Answer that logically, not emotionally, if you can.

Go read history
This is a lie
Benin Prince was enthroned in ife
So how can Ife create what created it

[s][/s]

OwoLee:
THE LEGENDARY MUHAMMADU BUHARI!!!

Even if Buhari Dies by Oni Gbolabo
********************
1. How many people making news of a 74 year old man will live up to 74 and still be relevant?
2. If he dies he had achieved what a younger and vibrant man called Jonathan failed to do. Its a shame on our generation that a man of 74 is the one curbing corruption so that he can rescue our future and we have young men supporting looters
3. How many of them have a father who lived up to 74 and still relevant.
4. If Buhari dies today may his soul rest in peace, its we younger ones that will be left with the problem of how to tackle corruption and[/s][s][s][/s] rescue our future in Nigeria.
5. Buhari' s name is in GOLD while some of the younger ones names are in the mud.
6. Many of the people who worked with Buhari as junior officers are dead today, even few ones living such as IBB is a relic of shame and disgrace.

Buhari is NOT a failure and posterity will honour him. [s][/s]

Trash

So she had to mention he works for mobil
And if he looses his job
What will he use to pay the kids fees
Women have no sense

I watched a video sometimes two years ago
Abiola killed himself
How can he Bleep the wife of ur friend who one of the former President of Nigeria in far away China and expect that the north will forgive u

So he has left politics to face baby rearing ministry

Hmm how nice

Slowly afonjas plans are playing out
He is dying slowly
Osinbanjo like a vulture waits patiently

The prey dies as the vultures await dinner

Tinubu plays the north this time

Partnerbiz:
Bro use your brain. I can't imagine myself bleeping a man?
Seex libido etc are regulated by hormones mainly.
Forget all those demonic crap.

Smh
So to you
You are using ur brain
OK I refuse to use mine
DAT solves it

Partnerbiz:
Lesbian partner?
I am beginning to fear o.
If not that the US legalised that, the Nigerian society would have put pressure on her to marry and she would have been in naija doing no sex till marriage for a guy, only to frustrate him with ""is sex food question"" after marriage, all because she doesn't like sex with a man. Its doleful.

As an aside, I pity gay peeps. To be sincere I believe it isn't their fault.
Or why would a man leave a woman with all the curves that make a man crazy and mad and go for a fellow man?
( Hope Chinenye isn't reading this) (Yes, she is dark and bbw)

Some say it's demonic and I disagree. I thinks it's basically hormonal and that's why i pity them.

Let her be in the US than here abeg.

May God Bless u this weekend!

Now see below for data... see people i have sold to too in testimonies.

So u bought the lie too about homons
Science is always at war with God
So its OK to find a medical reason for gays

Alphacrissy:
How did Jesus worship in the Bible? By bowing his face to the ground just as Muslims do. If he Oyakhilome says singing is to uplift the soul to a state in preparedness for worship, then the question is how many times did Jesus and his disciples engage in singing and dancing in order to transit to the worship phase? Bunch of ignoramuses!!!

Bastard move to Islamic topic
Muslim propaganda won't sell here

To everyone he is a business man
How come he cut across every industry and no one is angry
That tells you he is a laundry man to the elites
He cleans thier money from loots to legal cash
Nigeria is a tribal country but with this man no one blinks

I won't be fooled
He gets rich on the Commonwealth of the nation
Let him keep building and hoping Niger delta stays in Nigeria.

So bubu don die ni abi which one na from this afonja office dem suspend am

Beauty is truely in the eyes of the beholder

Smdh

Holatunde007:
Fans won't ever mind their business


Meanwhile


honestly am really getting tired of this country, it's been 2 weeks now, I've been hunting for a short time job to do before the school resume, for me to afford my school fees and other expenses, yet no work anywhere, though some people has contributed their own quotas, but honestly is this country this doomed, for someone who has the urge to work and couldn't find just one, not even a white collar job... Factory, serving, motor boy, petrol attendant, office jobs, even site works... None.
Am seriously depressed
Should incase the story change from ur end Pls contact me on both what'sapp and call line on O7O 33266193.
I STAY IN ABEOKUTA.
THANKS

This your two weeks no dey increase
I dey see this your advert and since then na so so two weeks
How u go stay Abeokuta dey find work
U no fit enter lagos

Ufranklin92:
Easy guys,una just dey talk anyhow

Cos we talk doesn't mean we do it
Being educated means knowing a little about a lot
I like to know things
Even if I don't do it
It helps balance good and evil

eightsin:
I know of 30% ... I will find it hard parting wit 50%

Well depends on amount
I ve heard men talk
But whatever it is
He got his share so he should do his time in jail

eightsin:
The real fraudsters he picks for might even be afonjas and flatheäds combined.

Doesn't matter who he picks for
He would get 50%
Standard street rule

ikp120:
The guy no be the real fraudster sha, na just picking or collection be his job. The real fraudsters dey naija dey chill for Jokers Club and Quilox. Hehehehehe

Oga
Pickers dey collect 40-50% of funds na
Na street percentage be dat

So now na threatening we go hear
Efcc no well
So for nija if u dey station
Na I go talk ohhh if d person no come out u go tell nija police

Una no well for efcc
Bubu no well
Saraki no well
Thunder fire una

Ups01:
Why is over the counter the deal?

Hmmm OTC is real time price after most manipulation is done
And its the best way to buy a stock cheaper if you understand trading sir.

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So did we beg her to be an electrian or we beg am to be female or we beg am to wear the nonsense for head

poshestmina:
We love our siblings doesn't mean we don't have blood running through our veins .my elder sister had always been my standard ,someone i 'must' be like .she's the quiet,intelligent ,Godly and decent kind of girl while i got my first tattoo immediately i got admission . I was reminded everyday how my sister graduated with a 2.1 and i needed to be better than her ,finish school,serve,get a job,get a 2nd degree and get married .The HARDEST THING IS HAVING TO WALK IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOES .At the end of the day ,everybody with their fate abeg .I 'envied' my sister a lil but not to the point of fighting,hating or not wishing her well . Creating an atmosphere for healthy competitions among siblings is fine but unnecessary comparison is a NO NO!

So did you finally make the 2:1 or 1st class or u turned an ashawo
Cos that's all I can read from your write up
A rebel

Ups01:
What is OTC?

Over the counter

An2elect2:
Then we shouldn't credit Christ for securing our salvation since it was a prophecy too?

Do you know the meaning of Christ