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SalamRushdie:
There has always been water scarcity in every Nigerian state

Maybe where u live not where I know

What I don't get is it becos she is a unizik graduate that's why its a topic
Or the other women who have died like dis aren't special

Her pregnancy is more superior to the local girl in the IDP camps who can't afford health care

Nigerians discriminate more than anyone else in the world
So unizik is the catchy thing here or that she died as normal ladies ve died during childbirth but since they didn't go to university it isn't news worthy.

StephDamielola:
Naturally i am dutiful so thank you. Mr Maturity, why not desist from strolling the internet looking for preys. Instead Channel that energy into something productive. No man or Government is responsible for your personal failure. I do understand how frustrating life would have been for you and how hard you find it affording a meal, how you hope that MTN will dash you data so you will visit Nairaland and Unwind and how you daily look at your malnourished self at the mirror recording massive weight loss and a protruded stomach as your condition becomes obvious but please don't and never consider the lagoon. I believe if you regulate the time you spend on bullying, you will careless on Buhari's Health.

Tahh
Go wash plate

StephDamielola:
Why are you all so interested in this mans health? Why not pray for him and leave his fate to God. You all inquiring about his health just want this man dead but hear this, Most of you might die even before him.

U better go and wash plate
Pikin like u

madjune:
People should free this girl abeg.

Clearly, she's not as exposed as shes supposed to be.
May not be her fault.

She doesn't know What the term "arranged marriage" is

However, she has a heart.
Her answer tells me as much.

This is not about exposure
She is third world dumb

This na d type wey go tell her pikin to wait till u come back from work to do home work for the kids

Most Nigerian gals are air heads
And if u correct them they form anger

Dey only know about prick

So how does this add value to delta state
My state is finished

Incrizz:
Hahaha..gosh guys..
Did she type anything more than what I just read in her OP and then edited?
Because the emotional reactions on this thread and the original post do not seem proportionate to me!!

Poor girl must be begging her Fiance now lol.

As for that porn part, I not only would have quarrelled with him but also would have left him!

I don't mind getting married but not at the expense of my peace of mind.
Most guys who watch porn don't have a job or business.

I said "most" o not "all".
Read and understand properly o

You want the bitter truth
All guys watch porn
And get ready to leave all of us cos we watch porn

Girls can feel d sun rises and sets on their ass
Nonsense talk

Xmen149:
u don start

na so one lady dey for one thread dey complain that her man dnt bring box of Gold for her introduction cos she z doing PHD in amelica,my guy just took the shortest route out of the whole thing.

people lash her till she deactivate her account

this babe is keeping low profile,abeg make una allow her be biko

Shit she deactivate the account
Gals needs to be taught some sense
I love the guy as he free her

New speaker name sherrif ke
Is that urohobo isoko ijaw or delta Igbo name

My state is finished

winkmart:
You don't have to be a bigot all the time sir. It was sarcastic. We don't need all this please. I am YORUBA, served in Anambra and I enjoyed my stay over there.
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Let's not allow Bad Leadership affect our love for one another. We can meet anywhere.
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Who knows if Biafra comes alive. If it will be the destination of other African countries when it gets developed..
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I am not tribalistic and you should not be

I am so sorry
You just won me over

SafeDavid:
She has a point. You could have asked for her preference of food and drinks and you tell her yours so you can make a good choice.

Besides courtesy demands that you ask for the same thing your partner orders or something slightly different.

Says who
Oga stop saying trash

EWAagoyin:
See dem forming as if dem no dey speak broken English for dere papa house.. .if u no understand move to d next thread abeg..... Most of them can't even stand primary school Britain students when it comes to oral and written English. ... Una neva sabi una local language finish and English una carry put 4 head... Lazy sods

Its British besides primary school kids are called pupils not students.

You were trying to defend your people the afonjas and you ended up disgracing them
English isn't by force

Funny thing people don't know is u might be broke and dating a gal and it depends on how she treated u while u were with her
If she wasn't good to u and made u look inferior cos u don't ve money
Guys will just hold on till this look up and move forward

neocortex:
His excuse for breaking up is just an excuse, what
he really wish for is a wife that answers "Yes Sir" to
everything he does and you don't happen to fit that
description.
So, let him go for his type.

Next time, don't put your eggs in one basket.

So the excuse isn't enuff
Kuku kill him cos him no buy gold
Tomorrow una go say my family doesn't charge much
So putting ur eggs in one basket is bad
A cheat is just a cheat
No wonder u gals die single

brightolaton:
Go to your ancestors to get acquainte with you history. Awolowo was never in allianc with the core north, it was Azikiwe who even acted as a slave to the northern oligarchy. Awo approached Zik to form alliance with him at the parliament. He even offered to support Zik to be Prime minister, even though Awo's party won more parliamentary seats than ziks. However, typical of the greed with Igbos Zik betrayed Awo and formed alliance with the north. So who is now the slave. Please stop showcasing yor generational foolishness on this platform

Stop twisting facts
Zik party won with more yorubas wining on the NCNC ticket
Awo played the tribal card and called those yourbas omo ale and by morning we had the famous cross carpetting to the AG
Twisting facts doesn't make awo look the better man

Every time KANU name is mentioned
Watch afonjazzi come out to count the number of people in the pictures
Heart attack wan kill them as camera man no take pass ten people

No one knows what happened in that passage
Did he try to disarm the police officer
Or was the police officer just trigger happy.

SorftWerk:
u must be a learner, it's not new nah? Why u so confused? If you dig her, turn her on that couch and rip that cloths off, take her to the bathroom and wash her pussy well before sucking the shit outta her, then take her to the dinning table to Bleep the living daylight outta her pussy "with protection" till she squirts... But if you don't, tell her with a straight face, I ain't fucking you momma!


Simple!

If u can suck her
Y use a condom

TheLogicalMind:
ACCORDING TO HIS "SAHABAS" (DISCIPLES), THEY SAW HIM DOING IT

So based on that document one will assume prophet Mohammed is gay or a gay lover
Can anyone help me

TheLogicalMind:
ISLAM BORROWED THE STORY OF LOT FROM THE BIBLE. IN ACTUAL FACT MOHAMMAD LOVED GAYS. HE LOVED BEING AROUND THEM. HE EVEN BEHAVED LIKE THEM ON SOME OCCASIONS:

[b]Hadith Number 16245, Volume Title: “The Sayings of the Syrians,” Chapter Title: “Hadith of Mu’awiya Ibn Abu Sufyan”:

“I saw the prophet – pbuh – sucking on the tongue or the lips of Al-Hassan son of Ali, may the prayers of Allah be upon him. For no tongue or lips that the prophet sucked on will be tormented (by hell fire)

He (the Prophet) lift up his (al Hassan’s) shirt and kissed his (little) pen-is..”
روى أنه صلى الله عليه و سلم قبل زبيبة الحسن أو الحسين
He (the prophet) kissed the (little) pe-nis of al Hassan or al Husein
رأيت النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم فرج ما بين فخذي الحسين و قبل زبيبته
He (the prophet) put Husein’s legs apart and kissed his (little) pen-is

Another Hadith. Majma al-Zawa’id, Ali ibn Abu Bakr al-Haythami, 299/9 مجمع الزوائد لعلي بن أبى بكر الهيثمي

رأيت رسول الله صلى الله عليه و سلم فرج ما بين فخذي الحسين و قبل زبيبته
رواه الطبراني و إسناده حسن
translated into English: “I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Husein’s legs apart and kissing his (little) pe-nis.”

Related by Al-Tabarani and it’s authentication is fully validated by Islamic scholars.

[/b]

Wow do you mean prophet Mohammed sucked a pen.is

omenkaLives:
The more FG spoils these people with goodies, they less likely i is LiePob would grab their lands successfully.

Sai Niger Delta!

Dangote trailer go fall for ya head

HITdemUP:
This a nice development worthy of commendation. It's an act of hate and hypocrisy when you vehemently and incesstantly criticise the govermenent for some bad policies and you choose to remain mutted when good policies are being implemented by the same goverment . Being an opposition shouldn't reduced us to an incendiary sadist .

Oga waka
Why take it away in the first place
Why create tension in an already volatile region

We the Niger deltans are not going to clap for no one
Its our right
You don't clap to God for air you breathe
Cos u know God knows you need the air to be alive
We feed the nation and we will get all it's due

Do the people in Abuja clap when they see development
Shift make we see road
Let the lootmechi try us again and see

lofty900:
one of the bank staff must have tipped them off. How to apprehend the culprits.
1. Collect the phones of all the staff to see their calls, chats and texts within the last one hour before the robbery.
2. Track the numbers and find out identities of the contacts.
3. Watch cctv footage of all activities in and outside the bank for suspicious movements or persons.
4. Track the plate number of the thieves gotten from cctv
5. Tell the bank staff to confess willingly or face the full wrath of the law if caught through investigation.
6. Arrest the thieves and post it on nairaland

Oga inspector na kidnapping dem come kidnap
Leave the bankers alone
Do you call the bank when you are going to make a transaction

There is nuffin call paternity test in nija
U get 3m for the test
When i hear people saying it
I just laff

The gal is a kid
She still never know her left from right
You never loved her
You only loved that it was a fresh pussy
And untapped
You bursted the cherry and its your bragging rights
You say u ve it all
Good sex
How come she is not enjoying ur so called good sex

Oga look she says the baby is urs
Oga its urs
Ur friend saw her with guys
She don confess
U spoke to another man
Guy man up and control ur gal
What I see here is u are sucking up cos u met her a virgin
We understand
You can't believe u will Eva burst a virgin
Look control ur woman
If u must seize her phone seize it
She is under ur roof now
The baby is urs till the child doesn't look like u
So relax
U don't ve 3 million naira to waste on DNA which if u even do and the samples get conterminated
U will cough out another one cos paternity test is not done in nija
Only samples are collected here

If all he wanted to be was a jumat president
He didn't ve to stress the zombies na
He for just be imam

Dracula of a president
Now he will go back to sleep till may 29

LionDeLeo:
Someone is here wishing me dead because I wished the president quick recovery. This is violation of rule 2.

Cc Mynd44, OAM4J, seun.

I didn't wish u death oga....read to understand

9jatriot:
For a man that kept his promise on the Abuja airport runway and delivered before schedule, I am ready to give him the benefit of doubt.

You don't seem to get
Who uses Abuja runway more
Is it you and I or the govt
Why won't it be done hurriedly
Think
Brain is free

Nickizoe:
Hahahahah
Are you okay??
Must you mention me?
Whats your bidnez with my post?
Is it your koncyn?
You just want make i notice you?
Oya i have noticed you!
Ewu!

FYI, when i said greed i meant the greed of our govt not paying our doctors...

Idiot like you
Dont quot me again fool

Respect your self here and mind your bidnes.

Better try to comprehend other peoples post before you quote em

I can't get pissed at you cuz am.at work..

Ewu!..

PS, i will relocate too if i were a doctor here also.

You cant get pissed at me cos u are work
So what the shit u wrote up there
U are on dick ba
Work it well ok

Nickizoe:
We have lost the best to the foreign lands...

Sick people should relocate too

All because of GREED!

Are u OK
So dey shouldn't earn a living
Funny u are a Lady
Na una go first cry if a man can't provide
Na una go say na love we go chop
Guys go hustle u call am greed
Mumu tin

You need
Is it your rights
If it doesn't make business sense to build plants here
No matter the incentives govt gives
Investors won't come in
They didn't get to the level they are by being stupid