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Romance › Re: Lady And Her Uncle Lodged In The Same Hotel. Sparks Debate by Deicide: 6:38pm On Jan 06, 2019
Davash222:
Our brothers abroad always book 'kpekus' here before they land. I'm not saying they 'Fu*ked' though.

But, since you know your uncle is single, why didn't you go with any of your Single female friends??
So they can do threêsome abi?
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy's Mother Picks His Soundcity MVP Award: Says 'Expect More Madness' by Deicide: 3:40pm On Jan 06, 2019
Madness is always OK as far as you are successful.......watch how his family member would have treated him like shït if he were poor.
Nairaland General › Re: 11 New Year Resolutions Most Nigerians Will Never Keep In 2019 by Deicide: 10:31pm On Jan 05, 2019
Stoping Tribalism
Mods pushing useless topic to fp tongue
Romance › Re: What Is Your Deal Breaker In A Relationship by Deicide: 5:59pm On Jan 05, 2019
Religious fanatic
Pretenders
I too know association
Girls that reply with abbreviations
lack of curiosity
Romance › Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Deicide: 5:51pm On Jan 05, 2019
We were asked to find out what type of lubricant is used in manufacturing the condom! is it olive oil, red oil, engine oil or Vaseline?
Programming › Re: Help Needed Installing Android Studio On Linux (ubuntu) by Deicide: 12:45pm On Jan 05, 2019
Except you have 8gb to 12gb of Ram don't! and besides android studio is a pain in the àss lipsrsealed
Business › Re: 10 Fantastic Business Ideas Women Can Launch In 2019 by Deicide: 2:40pm On Jan 04, 2019
IG-Model = upgraded holosho
Christianity Etc › Re: Church: And The Idiocy Of The Nigerian People by Deicide: 6:41pm On Jan 03, 2019
Spend billions to build a church then go into the church to pray for water and food.
Haha grin
Romance › Re: Former Nun Who Quit The Convent Makes Her Debut As A Porn Star by Deicide: 5:46pm On Jan 03, 2019
It paid off and she now makes a little over $2,500 working 40 hours every 15 days as she dances, models and performs a range of sexual acts on herself in front of her fans.
Christianity Etc › No Muslim Wish Me Happy New Year watin Happen Na? by Deicide(op):
no that I think of it its quite surprising sad
Crime › Re: Man Caught With Female Pants And Sanitary Pad In Ondo State (photos) by Deicide: 10:23am On Jan 03, 2019
I don't think this people who steal this pants are actually using them for rituals or any diabolical stuff, what I think is that they are actually smoking it to get high!
Romance › Re: How social media can ruin your relationship by Deicide: 4:59pm On Jan 02, 2019
Females are dull when it comes to social media.....they can't even keep a conversation angry
Webmasters › Re: Who Else Have Noticed That Some Sites Don't Open On Chrome? by Deicide: 11:19pm On Jan 01, 2019
Yeah I have noticed which is why I have two browser chrome and Firefox. if one fûck up na to put am one side.....same reason you should have two girlfriends grin in fact have two of everything.
Romance › Re: 'New Year, New Boyfriends' - Slay Queen As She Shares New Year Photos by Deicide: 11:04pm On Jan 01, 2019
The best thing men have done is convince women who have sex for free that they're morally superior to those who do it for money.
Christianity Etc › Re: El-zakzaky’s Group Visits Church On New Year Day (photos) by Deicide: 6:51pm On Jan 01, 2019
All I have to say is beware of Al-Taqiyya
Romance › Re: New Method Of Scam (fraud) In Uyo by Deicide: 6:27pm On Jan 01, 2019
All this scammers spoiling the con3 reputation sad
Christianity Etc › Re: The Only Defence Tithe Paying Christian Have On Paying Tithe by Deicide(op): 2:03pm On Jan 01, 2019
them fun days
Christianity Etc › Re: 2019 Prophecies By Bishop David Oyedepo by Deicide: 1:24pm On Jan 01, 2019
Government go deceive us
Religious institutions go deceive us
Our fellow Nigerians go deceive us...
Nigerians una Neva taya? 50+ years fa still falling for the same recycled scam, Una mumu never do?
Family › Re: My Wife Is Not Comfortable With My Religious Views by Deicide: 12:27pm On Jan 01, 2019
As for the OP as a former Muslim you should know that Islam forbids a female Muslim from marrying from outside the religion. Islam as a religion is not tolerance of other religion, we are all unbelievers and pigs in their eye grin Your wife have probably divorced you in her mind already she might even be planning to kill you cause according to Islam is better you are dead than to be a living unbeliever.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Not Comfortable With My Religious Views by Deicide:
Les:
Any kids? Just checking out stuff that could tie you down in case you wanna leave.

Yes you might consider leaving for the sake of your life and sanity.

BTW, have you tried knowing Jesus personally?
You that know Jesus personally what is his hair color? what food does he like best lol keep masturbating to your delusion. yeye day smell.
Nairaland General › Re: What Weakness Do You Plan Overcoming In 2019? by Deicide: 10:36am On Jan 01, 2019
Procrastination grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Omotosho Tope 2019 Prophecies: 'A Governor Will Die After Few Months In Office' by Deicide: 8:47am On Jan 01, 2019
I see Nkechi having a hard time selling her pofpof today but if prayers can be said......she's going to sell all an be happy amen.
Romance › Re: South-african Rappers Are Now Getting Better That 9ja Rappers by Deicide(op): 12:51pm On Aug 09, 2018
plessis:
Rap is dead in nigeria.... Thanks to phyno and olamide.
Hahaha
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze: If An Engaged Couple Have Sex, It Is Not FORNICATION! by Deicide: 3:23pm On Jun 25, 2018
grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Anti Christ Activities On This Forum. by Deicide: 1:11am On Jun 25, 2018
uchennamani:
Nairaland is a secular forum and therefore supports no religious ideology.
Lol if Nairaland is secular forum why can't I comment freely on an Islamic thread? Why was another section created for them?
Sports › Re: World Cup 2018: Meet The Top 3 Current Highest Goal Scorers (photos) by Deicide: 7:33pm On Jun 24, 2018
grin

Phone/Internet Market › Re: Aliexpress Shopping Guide(updated!!!) by Deicide: 1:22am On Jun 10, 2018
Protein0:
Anniversary sales is around the corner kiss
You mean that 11:11 stuff?
Romance › Re: How Can You Keep Up With A Girl That Replies Your Chat With "Yes,ok,no,fine,? by Deicide:
9ja girls are very Antisocial you would then start to wonder what are they even doing signing up to all this social messenger site or apps they think everything is a Game angry Sometimes you just wanna chat with the girl as a friend without having any interest in her, But 9ja girls with their Fish brain. once you just say "Hi" the next thing on their mind is that you wanna toast them and thereby the forming.
Health › Re: Federal Government Begins Screening Of Ebola Virus At Lagos Airport by Deicide: 9:04pm On May 31, 2018
Who is Engineering This Virus?
Phones › Re: Nokia Users, Get In Here!!! by Deicide: 9:02pm On May 31, 2018
Am looking for Nokia C3 to Buy or any of this old Nokia Java Phones
TV/Movies › When Last Did You Watch Super Story by Deicide(op):
For me it was 11years ago I don't know if they still air the show anymore. I remember neighbours rushing to knock on your door just to get in to watch super story cause they don't have Gen and the power is out grin So nairalanders when last did you watch super story?
Christianity Etc › Re: Fun Game For Everyone! Come Laugh At Other Religions. Who Wins? by Deicide: 8:15pm On May 31, 2018
They don spoil this interesting Thread embarassed

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