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Business / Re: Panic As Bitcoin Crashes, Swallows Millions Of Pounds In Cryptocurrency Markets by delerx(m): 12:16pm On Oct 28, 2021
In 24hrs I have made a profit of £150 with my token investment
Politics / Re: Bala Mohammed: A Governor Defining The Pace Of Leadership In Bauchi State by delerx(m): 5:43pm On Oct 10, 2021
Rubbish. I no even see any achievement in d video apart from that muddy puddy slab
Phones / Re: Since Facebook Is Having Trouble Let Me Update My Gallery Here. by delerx(m): 7:56am On Oct 06, 2021
Una don see the small small boys wey dey abuse their papas on naira land
All these village kind of boys
Science/Technology / Re: South Carolina: Huge Alligator Chews On Six Foot Alligator (Pics, Video) by delerx(m): 4:42am On Oct 03, 2021
God will punish this Alligator
Politics / Re: Lagos Compensates More Families Of Deceased RRS Officers With 20 Million by delerx(m): 3:36pm On Sep 24, 2021
This 10million naira will cause kasala for late police officers family especially if they are ibos. Na that time extended families from villa go show up

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Science/Technology / Re: World’s Worst Ever Zoo Attacks As Bears, Tigers& Gorillas Attack People(Pix) by delerx(m): 10:28pm On Aug 19, 2021
So you believe all that jewish stories? So cos of eating ordinary fruit, we all have to suffer for what we know nothing about, even innocent children. Give ur self brain bro
Righteousness2:
In the Beginning, Man had Full Dominion over all the Lions, tigers, elephants, gorillas and other Creatures. Infact Adam, our Forefather was the one that Gave names to them all. The Orginal creation plan was lost when man disobeyed GOD by eating from the Forbidden tree.

When Man sinned against GOD, He lost Dominion over these Creatures, Infact some of the Creatures began to harm man.

Glory to GOD, After the Rapture and Great Tribulation, we will be coming back here for the Millienium reign with Christ. That Orginal plan of Total Dominion over these creatures will be Fully accomplished.

If you Desire to be a Part of the Glorious Millienium reign with Christ here on Earth, then you need to Submit to the Lordship of Jesus Christ, live according to His Commandments and Live Ready for the Rapture of the Church, which is set to Happen Soonest.
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Woman Beats Husband’s Side Chick For Sleeping With Him by delerx(m): 8:22pm On Aug 12, 2021
Ghana is purely overrated
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Woman Beats Husband’s Side Chick For Sleeping With Him by delerx(m): 8:22pm On Aug 12, 2021
She should go and beat the husband too now
Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home: Fate Of NECO Candidates In South-East? by delerx(m): 4:55pm On Aug 09, 2021
Alot of people.have used Neco to secure admission into foreign universities
FacelessKing:
Why should there even be a NECO?

I mean…. We have WASSCE, JAMB and Post-UTME

Of what importance is NECO?
Religion / Re: I Refused Moving To US In 1987 – Oyedepo Blasts Nigerians Suffering Abroad by delerx(m): 5:51pm On Jul 25, 2021
This is how to differentiate btw a brain and a fish brain. Sorry to say Oyedepo has a fish brain.
Broveens42:




You're trying so hard to disagree of what you know already.

People migrate basically because of ECONOMY and human rights.

Education and all other factors are just a decoy for most people to travel out to experience the two factors I highlighted earlier.


Despite the advancement of China, a new documentary show that there is an increase migration of Chinese to the U S for greener pastures (using education as an easy way of escape).
Also savoring the free/human rights/Western life in U S and most European countries.
Celebrities / Re: Adeola Fayehun And Her Husband, Victor Welcome Baby Girl (Photos) by delerx(m): 3:17pm On Jul 06, 2021
So many idiots on nairaland.
nairalandankrah:
She is a buharist, and Every Buharist is an enemy of Yoruba nation.

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Celebrities / Re: 6 Davido’s Friends That Died Between 2017 -2021,he Was Accused Of Killing No.3 by delerx(m): 3:06pm On Jun 30, 2021
No, it should be Death movement worldwide.
Odiriance4all:
DMW should be rename death row record
Education / Re: UNN Best Graduating Students To Share N1.5k, N1k Cash Prizes - Pictures by delerx(m): 2:02pm On Jun 16, 2021
There is no regard for Education in Nigeria. when we are not talking about the fattest cows. Bubu pikins

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Politics / Re: What Would Happen To Nigeria If The US Imposed Trade Sanctions On Us? by delerx(m): 12:46pm On Jun 09, 2021
Mr lifeless does not give a shit. As long as the sanctions will not affect breeding of cows
Sports / Re: Seid Visin Commits Suicide After Years Of Constant Racist Abuse by delerx(m): 2:26pm On Jun 07, 2021
Racism is no child's play. Only mature minds can handle it. This white fools are damn irritating. You need to see some of them skins... disgusting. Some look so red. Proudly black

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Politics / Re: Okiemute Mrere, Immigration Provost Shot Dead In Imo by delerx(m): 3:56pm On May 31, 2021
A particular country has promised allegiance to a particular tribe in Nigeria to finish other tribes

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Crime / Re: Kidnapping: Be Vigilant, Lekki Alerts Residents, Calls For Okada Ban by delerx(m): 1:59pm On May 20, 2021
kingthreat:
So kidnappers and armed robbers can also be your problems?
During endsars, you Lekki people tried to show the world that Nigeria Police is the number 1 problem of the country. Now you have seen that there is a way more bigger evil, so you realize you need the lesser evil. I heard the places where the police stations were burnt down in Lekki are now a haven for cultists and criminals as the police does not plan to build a station there anytime. Las las we go all dey alright. I hope Lagos state government rolls out their buses ASAP so Lagosians will not have to consider private vehicles kidnappers use.

Safety Tips
Please stop entering private vehicles doing transportation in that area especially Sienna vehicles.
If you are unsure of night movement, book uber or bolt.
If you are a lady going to work early morning or coming back late evenings, be a Liverpool fan. Never Walk Alone grin
Exactly my point this week. Nigerians are terrible people
Politics / Re: Biafra: "Publish Names Of Those That Asked For Money", IPOB Tells FG by delerx(m): 12:00am On Apr 23, 2021
Of course this is no longer news. He's suppose to be in a care home
Dpharisee:
Garba Shehu is now the president of Nigeria, I can't even remember the last time I heard Buhari speak for 5 minutes, all we see is Garba Shehu who is the spokesman for the Aso Rock Cabal that has succeeded in pushing Femi Adeshina out of focus talking and always answering questions on every topic without even pausing sometimes to say 'I will get back to you after I consult my principal on any question'.

After spending weeks in UK, all that we heard directly from Buhari at his arrival and speaking to journalists who waited for him for comments on happenings in the country during his absence is a very brief meaningless statement 'I promise you continuity' CONTINUITY ON WHAT? That looks like a clear sign of dementia shocked

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Food / Re: Fisherman Catches Giant Swordfish In Andoni, Rivers State (Photos) by delerx(m): 5:54pm On Mar 05, 2021
You are too wicked. Invite am to your house and feed him.
smile11s:


Tell the guy in the video to eat good food, protein and hit the gym. He looks hungry and sick.

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Romance / Re: Lady Who Trekked From Ikeja To Mile 12 Receives N175k As Consolation (Pix) by delerx(m): 3:34pm On Mar 04, 2021
Exactly my bro. I swear Nigerian girls are useless. This is a new strategy to get rich guys on Twitter. U claim to be a fine girl you no get #200 to transport from Ikeja to mile12
tito44:
So she no get shi shi before?? Hungry girls everywhere

las las, she go open leg for the 175k giver cry
Crime / Re: 28 Police Officer Killed In Three Months, Police Plan Measures To Curb Attacks by delerx(m): 6:45am On Mar 01, 2021
Imagine a Nigeria without police. Be the judge.
Family / Re: My Fiancé Poured Hot Stew On Me After Discovering He Had Low Sperm Count: Lady by delerx(m): 1:43pm On Feb 23, 2021
Haaaaa. Mumu man
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


It breaks my heart each time I read tales of gloom caused by low sperm count.

Sometimes you don't blame these women for bringing in bastards because the pressure to produce kids is mostly on the woman.
And to think that most of the men at the forefront of the DNA campaign have low sperm counts too.

I turned down an offer to help an influential impotent friend impregnate his wife because she had acute Strabismus (crossed eyes or "anya 4-30" as my people will call it.)
The thought of shagging a woman and one of her eyes is looking into your face while the other one is looking at the door scared the erection from my preek.

People in that category can use the herbal therapy below that was given to my friend by my then native doctor.

Drink 4 shots Kolaqalagbo bitters mixed with Tigernut and Uziza leave juice every morning just before you wee.
Eat Ogbono soup and amala made from Irish potato skin peels in the afternoon.
Then soak your preek in a cup of raw oats for 40 minutes before you go to bed.

Finally, while having sex...try to hold back your semen when ejaculating so that it can build up but if you fail and it shoots out, collect every drop of it, add it to raw akamu and drink it.
Do this for 3 months and you'd notice your scrotum will get bigger.

I don't know if it really works because my friend found out his wife was 4 months' pregnant two months after he began this herbal therapy.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Take Over Shekau’s Farm In Sambisa Forest (Video) by delerx(m): 4:11pm On Feb 20, 2021
Nigeria, Nigerians and Nigerian military are jokes. What is all this? Are these people serious at all. We need to break away from this northerners, see them. It will be hard to distinguish btw law abiding citizens and boko haram soldiers. Poverty everywhere. God will punish all the past and present leaders
Career / Re: What Are My Chances Of Making It As A Lawyer In Nigeria? by delerx(m): 1:41pm On Feb 19, 2021
You must be a lawyer to know all these
chatinent:
You must learn to lie for a living or you'll be termed ‘charge and bail’ after upto seven years of wearing suits and ancient wigs in the sun.


You must learn to say white is black and prove the chemistry.


You must learn to say a murder case was actually an accident, that the deceased hit the bullet, not otherwise.


You must have about six lines on your head, from forehead backwards.


You must learn to confuse the judge and be a judge in your own case, even if the law forbids it.


You must call a tort a crime, an a tortfessor a criminal.


You must see an invitation to threat case as an avenue to adjourn a case for five years.


Bribery will be your porridge yam.


You must learn to collide with the judge to shift the case to Maiduguri from Port Harcourt so that the Plantiff or Accused will tire out and the case won.


You must learn to wear one socks for twelve years. Oh, my oh.

You must be a politician's puppet to grow or you will end up a lecturer.


You must be a womanizer.



Read again.

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Food / Re: Pictures Of The Massive Python My Dad Caught by delerx(m): 2:48pm On Feb 16, 2021
seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.
Bros e b like say na abroad u dey stay or you don watch natgeo wild tire. Y u no allow am come keep am for ur house before natgeo people go show. Idiot

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Agriculture / Re: US Mission Shares Photos Of Ikun Dairy Farm In Ekiti State by delerx(m): 4:31pm On Feb 15, 2021
This ones are Ajebutter cows

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Agriculture / Re: US Mission Shares Photos Of Ikun Dairy Farm In Ekiti State by delerx(m): 4:30pm On Feb 15, 2021
Lies . This is not Ekiti, this is not Nigeria. This cows does not even look like the regular cows we see in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: FFK Won't Be Welcomed In APC - Bashir Ahmad by delerx(m): 4:26pm On Feb 09, 2021
I don’t want to believe this if it is true then we are in for APC for the rest of our lives because soon Atiku and wike will decamp
Politics / Re: FFK To Ooni: Forgive Sunday Igboho. He Is Sorry For Saying You Are Fulani Slave by delerx(m): 11:48pm On Feb 03, 2021
Baby why you no complete am now. Are u scared of hate speech. TINUBU, Soro soke weyrey
ShootThemAll:
Of what importance is BOLA TINUBU to Yoruba's?

Fulani terrorists are killing your people, taking your land and raping your women...

TINUBU SORO SOKE!!!!

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Science/Technology / Re: 4-Year-Old Girl Finds 220-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Print On UK Beach (Photos) by delerx(m): 6:13pm On Jan 31, 2021
No mind them. They think we are still foolish
chatinent:
The Whites should lie with empathy. �
Education / Re: Former UNILAG VC, Prof Ibidapo Obe Dies At 71 Of COVID-19 Complications by delerx(m): 8:41am On Jan 04, 2021
No be covid kill am jare

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