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abi oo. Even the scottish no sabi british English and encourage their own gaelic English. But as per slaves wey we be now, we go kill ourselves ontop ENGLISH. Anyways its lovely to speak decent English

HenryDion:
My brother, English no be anyone's mate. Even an English man is confused.

Some people throwing banters here can not even write a simple correct sentence

Is this not the miracle money Suliamon was talking about?

Haaaa. Nigeria police can lie sha

This is the comment I have been waiting for. Very intelligent of you bro. Na olodo full everywhere now. Such a bullet can't even hurt a day old baby apart from being hot.

ednut1:
Bullet from the ceiling has already lost momentum so cant kill him anyways

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JIREN01:
Hi sir, as men of honor, we join hands. I need to speak to you concerning the UK conversion program. Kindly send me your digits of you're game.

Exactly. In a civilised country they are all going to jail

pocohantas:
RIP to them.

The silence of kids is never a good sign.

As a parent, when you are not hearing their voices, know they are up to dangerous evil or in harm’s way. At that point you should check on them. It is either they are putting your phone inside the toilet or they are fiddling with a socket.

8 kids, not 1, 2 or 3. 8 kids were missing for hours and not one of their parents noticed in record time. I wonder what they were doing. Probably happy that the evil kids have gone out to play so they can rest small.

The parents should be sued for negligence.

That school should be shut forever and the management should be responsible for his death. RIP Sly

He will never be paid. Nigeria is a joke. Late Baba suwe was supposed to be paid in millions too for the violation of human rights and illegal detention. NDLEA didn't pay him kobo

Are they sure they went to Somolu or Mushin? Boys for that area get skuki for head oooo

E no go better for the critics. Is it a sin to be rich?There is no way we can put carbon emissions to zero. So let the dudes enjoy themselves

In 24hrs I have made a profit of £150 with my token investment

Rubbish. I no even see any achievement in d video apart from that muddy puddy slab

Una don see the small small boys wey dey abuse their papas on naira land
All these village kind of boys

God will punish this Alligator

This 10million naira will cause kasala for late police officers family especially if they are ibos. Na that time extended families from villa go show up

So you believe all that jewish stories? So cos of eating ordinary fruit, we all have to suffer for what we know nothing about, even innocent children. Give ur self brain bro

Righteousness2:
In the Beginning, Man had Full Dominion over all the Lions, tigers, elephants, gorillas and other Creatures. Infact Adam, our Forefather was the one that Gave names to them all. The Orginal creation plan was lost when man disobeyed GOD by eating from the Forbidden tree.

When Man sinned against GOD, He lost Dominion over these Creatures, Infact some of the Creatures began to harm man.

Glory to GOD, After the Rapture and Great Tribulation, we will be coming back here for the Millienium reign with Christ. That Orginal plan of Total Dominion over these creatures will be Fully accomplished.

If you Desire to be a Part of the Glorious Millienium reign with Christ here on Earth, then you need to Submit to the Lordship of Jesus Christ, live according to His Commandments and Live Ready for the Rapture of the Church, which is set to Happen Soonest.

Ghana is purely overrated

She should go and beat the husband too now

Alot of people.have used Neco to secure admission into foreign universities

FacelessKing:
Why should there even be a NECO?

I mean…. We have WASSCE, JAMB and Post-UTME

Of what importance is NECO?

This is how to differentiate btw a brain and a fish brain. Sorry to say Oyedepo has a fish brain.

Broveens42:
You're trying so hard to disagree of what you know already.

People migrate basically because of ECONOMY and human rights.

Education and all other factors are just a decoy for most people to travel out to experience the two factors I highlighted earlier.


Despite the advancement of China, a new documentary show that there is an increase migration of Chinese to the U S for greener pastures (using education as an easy way of escape).
Also savoring the free/human rights/Western life in U S and most European countries.

So many idiots on nairaland.

nairalandankrah:
She is a buharist, and Every Buharist is an enemy of Yoruba nation.

No, it should be Death movement worldwide.

Odiriance4all:
DMW should be rename death row record

There is no regard for Education in Nigeria. when we are not talking about the fattest cows. Bubu pikins

Mr lifeless does not give a shit. As long as the sanctions will not affect breeding of cows

Racism is no child's play. Only mature minds can handle it. This white fools are damn irritating. You need to see some of them skins... disgusting. Some look so red. Proudly black

A particular country has promised allegiance to a particular tribe in Nigeria to finish other tribes

kingthreat:
So kidnappers and armed robbers can also be your problems?
During endsars, you Lekki people tried to show the world that Nigeria Police is the number 1 problem of the country. Now you have seen that there is a way more bigger evil, so you realize you need the lesser evil. I heard the places where the police stations were burnt down in Lekki are now a haven for cultists and criminals as the police does not plan to build a station there anytime. Las las we go all dey alright. I hope Lagos state government rolls out their buses ASAP so Lagosians will not have to consider private vehicles kidnappers use.

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Exactly my point this week. Nigerians are terrible people

Of course this is no longer news. He's suppose to be in a care home

Dpharisee:
Garba Shehu is now the president of Nigeria, I can't even remember the last time I heard Buhari speak for 5 minutes, all we see is Garba Shehu who is the spokesman for the Aso Rock Cabal that has succeeded in pushing Femi Adeshina out of focus talking and always answering questions on every topic without even pausing sometimes to say 'I will get back to you after I consult my principal on any question'.

After spending weeks in UK, all that we heard directly from Buhari at his arrival and speaking to journalists who waited for him for comments on happenings in the country during his absence is a very brief meaningless statement 'I promise you continuity' CONTINUITY ON WHAT? That looks like a clear sign of dementia

You are too wicked. Invite am to your house and feed him.

smile11s:
Tell the guy in the video to eat good food, protein and hit the gym. He looks hungry and sick.

Exactly my bro. I swear Nigerian girls are useless. This is a new strategy to get rich guys on Twitter. U claim to be a fine girl you no get #200 to transport from Ikeja to mile12

tito44:
So she no get shi shi before?? Hungry girls everywhere

las las, she go open leg for the 175k giver