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Imagine a Nigeria without police. Be the judge.

Haaaaa. Mumu man

NwaAmaikpe:



It breaks my heart each time I read tales of gloom caused by low sperm count.

Sometimes you don't blame these women for bringing in bastards because the pressure to produce kids is mostly on the woman.
And to think that most of the men at the forefront of the DNA campaign have low sperm counts too.

I turned down an offer to help an influential impotent friend impregnate his wife because she had acute Strabismus (crossed eyes or "anya 4-30" as my people will call it.)
The thought of shagging a woman and one of her eyes is looking into your face while the other one is looking at the door scared the erection from my preek.

People in that category can use the herbal therapy below that was given to my friend by my then native doctor.

Drink 4 shots Kolaqalagbo bitters mixed with Tigernut and Uziza leave juice every morning just before you wee.
Eat Ogbono soup and amala made from Irish potato skin peels in the afternoon.
Then soak your preek in a cup of raw oats for 40 minutes before you go to bed.

Finally, while having sex...try to hold back your semen when ejaculating so that it can build up but if you fail and it shoots out, collect every drop of it, add it to raw akamu and drink it.
Do this for 3 months and you'd notice your scrotum will get bigger.

I don't know if it really works because my friend found out his wife was 4 months' pregnant two months after he began this herbal therapy.

Nigeria, Nigerians and Nigerian military are jokes. What is all this? Are these people serious at all. We need to break away from this northerners, see them. It will be hard to distinguish btw law abiding citizens and boko haram soldiers. Poverty everywhere. God will punish all the past and present leaders

You must be a lawyer to know all these

chatinent:
You must learn to lie for a living or you'll be termed ‘charge and bail’ after upto seven years of wearing suits and ancient wigs in the sun.


You must learn to say white is black and prove the chemistry.


You must learn to say a murder case was actually an accident, that the deceased hit the bullet, not otherwise.


You must have about six lines on your head, from forehead backwards.


You must learn to confuse the judge and be a judge in your own case, even if the law forbids it.


You must call a tort a crime, an a tortfessor a criminal.


You must see an invitation to threat case as an avenue to adjourn a case for five years.


Bribery will be your porridge yam.


You must learn to collide with the judge to shift the case to Maiduguri from Port Harcourt so that the Plantiff or Accused will tire out and the case won.


You must learn to wear one socks for twelve years. Oh, my oh.

You must be a politician's puppet to grow or you will end up a lecturer.


You must be a womanizer.



Read again.

seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

Bros e b like say na abroad u dey stay or you don watch natgeo wild tire. Y u no allow am come keep am for ur house before natgeo people go show. Idiot

This ones are Ajebutter cows

Lies . This is not Ekiti, this is not Nigeria. This cows does not even look like the regular cows we see in Nigeria

I don’t want to believe this if it is true then we are in for APC for the rest of our lives because soon Atiku and wike will decamp

Baby why you no complete am now. Are u scared of hate speech. TINUBU, Soro soke weyrey

ShootThemAll:
Of what importance is BOLA TINUBU to Yoruba's?

Fulani terrorists are killing your people, taking your land and raping your women...

TINUBU SORO SOKE!!!!

No mind them. They think we are still foolish

chatinent:
The Whites should lie with empathy. �

No be covid kill am jare

Mad ooo. Guess the daughter was slowpoke or ugly

madridsta007:
I should date her daughter if I was going to have an extension on my rent.

The first picture is not Agege but Abule Egba. Why is the moderator posting fake pictures

Damn Nigga you fall my hand. Ooo. So u dey enter peace and edegbe line wey I think say u be 50billion gang wey dey fly private jet

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
Front sit....I love that shit ehnnn. ...
He be like orgasm to me...

Even long distance travel like Benin to abuja...
I dey book am ahead ....one week to that day of my travel....I don book am shaperly with my phone
Who want sit down for number 13 or 12....to make it worse you fit go sit down with one old man....
If na guy man or fine babe he go still sweet...una go dey gist

Ogbeni them dey carry waste money anyhow for this buhari regime...and moreover to me ooo..na road transport dey fun and sweet pass for that kind journey if nor be bad roads way dey disturb

It’s not possible because experience will not count. What you have with you is ur provisional licence. You will need to submit your annual license as a proof

KingsDisease:
Boss , is it possible for a pharm to migrate to Canada,UK,Us,etc without doing internship...I mean fresh graduate..can he take the necessary exams et all and migrate successfully?

Too much movies dey disturb you. Us will never announce the part where ransom was paid. Na so easy. So they just got there to pick up the hostage and boko boys were just looking

OK2NVME:
They planned and organised this mission from over 6,000km away in the Pentagon.

Deployed drones from their base in Niger to give them constant surviellance and communication hook up to their satellites way up in the Sky.

Had their aircraft carrier on the gulf of Guinea with Jets ready to be scrambled to give air cover in case the target area gets swamped by tangos.

They then flew their star boys all the way from the US military base in Germany onboard the USAF Globemaster from where they parachuted from 25,000ft down to a location less than 3miles to the location where they hooked up with local assets who had provided transportation closer to the main location.

Meanwhile back at the US Drone base in Niger, Delta Force team were on standby with 4 Blackhawks and two gunships waiting for the go. Their job was to pick up the team and the rescued hostage at a designated pickup point 5 clicks from the target location and if the mission goes wrong act as back up forces to the seal team with the reaper drone coming in hot on any advancing enemy tangos .

Seal Team makes it to location.

Goes in clean.

Secures hostage and calls in Big Eagle


Team makes it down to pick up point and in less than 1 minute Ranger pickups arrive and we have birds in the sky.

Mission accomplished. .


Our olodo idiots will first shoot everything that moves including goats from 10km of the location.

I hope they don't make covid-19 test mandatory.

Your descendants both dead and alive are idiots.Take it or leave it.[quote author=anonimi post=94657447][/quote]

Na covid pursue this one come Nigeria

Thanks so much

LagosismyHome:
Thanks mimilyrics

Cc Delerx , summary of what you asked yesterday

Thanks.

LagosismyHome:
Why dont you google and go and read the OFFICIAL guidance for dependent visa... it quite clear and then come back if you have any specific question

That way you are adequately informed of the end to end process .

Hello guys. Pls what are the requirements for dependent visas for I and my baby. Very urgent. Thanks in anticipation.

They should ban Bubu, Bullion van and osho free.

Go and read ya books and stop watching this stupid show

They are opening all areas where they can make money. They started with their buses carrying full capacity while arresting others doing same.
Zombie govt

The issue is when you give people like this attention, they feel very important. Check her out, this one is frustrated with her life, with fallen heros body parts and just take a look at how she looks probably just finish smokingSk. Na all those mumu Northern senators go dey carry this dumbass, I trust my Yoruba demons this one no even fit reach to give B**j

6 months not 4 weeks

Baba1234:
Solid bridge can be be built from scratch in 21 days...here we are rehabilitating a bridge, for 4 weeks and work is still in progress!!

Nice one ...claps

Are u a patient?

Alberta123:
It's not a death sentence but the person will wish to die.

You'll be taking dozens of tablet drug daily and going for test regularly.

The amount of money and time you'll waste will make you hate yourself.

A lady identified as Harriet Vihenda Akunava, a former student at the University of Nairobi, Kikuyu campus has confessed that she is HIV positive.

At a glance, Harriet carries everything a normal man desires and lusts for, she got the hips, booty, figure and the face. Same to a perfect recipe for ruining any man’s life.

She however shattered lives, when she made the confession on August 3, on her instagram page, announcing that she was positive and was sleeping with men as a form of revenge.

Harriet revealed that she found out she had tested positive to the virus according to a video she made, but had decided to keep quiet about her status because she was bitter.

She infected so many men to the extent that she created a list which was later posted on social media. Well the list showed the top 16 names of men she infected with the deadly virus and their campus.

Through her Instagram account, Harriet asked men who have been having escapades with her to get tested.

“It’s time I come clean. I was bitter for many months but I can’t do this anymore. I am HIV positive and I have been infecting men. I am sorry, forgive me. Get tested if I have hanyad you,” she wrote.

See list and photos of the lady

https://news.phxfeeds.com/content?docId=8102461310167527120

He go Bleep.monkey now. Olodo

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