₦airaland Forum

ellechrystal:
It is even better my darling Jona.
Let them take their betrayal some place else,
So u can rest, they never liked u, n so it's obvious.
Just stay on ur own, something bigger is coming ur way n God doesn't need them in d picture so u can perform.

xage:
Smelling badly like your bald mother's...
Olodo rabata...oozing not ozooing...your English teacher need to refund you
Why won't you quote me when you are this dull..

Chanchit:
Chisos! So chidi get wife!? The woman go need to dey do regular HIV test. Btw, its not Wife's day na, na him mama he for go give that RR, while the son grows up fast to by the car for his(chidi) wife.

amakaobiemeka:
so u cant make u point without abuses. Gej was given 6yrs to serve the time he learnt frm yar adua, and still he messed up the godwill that nigeria frm north and south gave him. But buhari hasnt even taken the seat yet talk much of 100days in office and he is already insulted nt becos he hasnt performed or failed but because of sheer childlish hadtred for him. Why nt respect him first and let the world see what he can do! If he messes up then insults.

amakaobiemeka:
so u cant make u point without abuses. Gej was given 6yrs to serve the time he learnt frm yar adua, and still he messed up the godwill that nigeria frm north and south gave him. But buhari hasnt even taken the seat yet talk much of 100days in office and he is already insulted nt becos he hasnt performed or failed but because of sheer childlish hadtred for him. Why nt respect him first and let the world see what he can do! If he messes up then insults.

socialmediaman:
Tackling corruption is not a one man show, it needs policies, constitutional laws and reforms in various sectors. Here are some insights:

1. Reform The Judiciary: Carry out a serious judicial reform. First of all, get qualified people with exceptional records to lead the reforms. Laws don't make sense if they're not implemented. Find these patriots, they are there in our systems. Grant accelerated hearing on corruption cases and expand the courts. Part of these reforms will ensure civil matters do not bug the judicial system by getting as far as the supreme courts. Establish small courts for small offenses, if you've watched the popular "Judge Judy" you'll understand my point. In fact, a reform would be focused on accelerating speed of judgement delivery, fraud reduction to the barest minimum and elimination of bottlenecks...

2. Empower the EFCC: The EFCC should not be another government arm where Nigerians go to submit CVs and get recruited. These guys should have exceptional educational records and must be trained periodically. Train them on how to dig up evidence and prosecute offenders, and promote them based on how many cases they are able to dig up and prosecute successfully, not based on number of years put into idle service. Expand the EFCC into every state. Get the system interconnected with technology to ensure that all cases are properly documented

3. Reform The Police: Police officers should stop being promoted based on number of years in service but on merit. Based on number of high profile offenders and arrests you carry out and solve, you are promoted. If you like, stay idle while your mates are working, till you get disengaged for lack of performance. Ensure that every police station is connected to a central 911 system and all telephone lines must be active 24hrs with consequences of non-compliance, so that all calls made from the public are recorded and later cross checked by a central system to see if they were followed up by the police unit in charge. Strip the police of every power of brutality or torture and ensure they are trained on ways of digging up evidence and prosecuting crime. Ensure that every police unit records the thumbprint and image and record of every individual arrested for an offense connected to a central database and demand that every unit give a concrete explanation for an individual detained for more than 24hrs at the station - with consequences. Alert the public to write to a central system if any of their wards are detained for more than 24hrs and they are denied access to bail the person for any reason. Install communication and recording gadgets and communication equipment at all police stations.

4. Whistle blower act: this should in fact be at the top list of government priorities in fighting corruption. Enact that act and protect whistleblowers who can come up with evidence about any fraud cases at work, in the public, or even in suspected cases of bribery or fraud against their bosses, public officers etc. this includes whistleblowing against suspected cases of activities like job recruitments and contract awards

5. Technology: in this modern age, you cannot fight crime without technology. Ensure that all government projects and activities are no longer paper based. Build databases for all government agencies and employ database administrators, software developers and IT Professionals across the country to manage these systems. Train and retrain these professionals periodically abroad to meet international standards and practices.

6. Internal Audits: Employ internal auditors in all government institutions who are promoted based on successful whistleblowing of fraud and fraud cases, keep them renewable contracts instead of permanent employment, so that if they do not perform, you terminate their contracts. Agencies like NPA, NNPC, Customs will need many of these, not just 1. In fact, all government agencies. Transfer these auditors periodically. Someone will definitely blow the whistle for a probe or external audit.

So many more. I could give a lecture or offer consulting on this.

robosky02:
after months of refusing to let go

he has finally agree to hand over from reliable source we are told buhari asked him to stop the fight and hand over.

as he would gain nothing but waste more resources fight an unneccesary battle.

ionsman:
Pastor Adeboye should pray for Gej to have a smooth ride back to otuoke.

Taylor86:
to me d only thing intresting about d yorubas r there women with big NYASH


every other thing about them is how d igbos will die in lagoon

ggrin:
The Yoruba people are one of the ethnic groups of southwestern Nigeria and southern Benin in West Africa. The Yorubas are a distinctive people who are bound together by a common language with various different dialects. They also share a rich history and culture.
Here are 7 facts about the Traditional Yoruba Culture:

1. According to Yoruba mythology, all Yoruba people are descendants of Odua or Oduduwa. And today, there are over fifty individuals who claim kinship as descendants of Odua/Oduduwa.

2. According to encyclopedia.com, the Yoruba traditional marriage entails six steps:
-The seeking of a potential spouse (Igba ifojusode);
-Approval from the oracle-divinity (Ifa f’ore);
-Release of the young woman’s voice (Isihun);
-Requesting for the young woman’s hand in marriage from her family (Itoro);
-Creation of the marital bond (Idana); and
-Transferring the wife to the husband’s lineage (Igbeyawo).

3. The language of the Yorubas, known as Yoruba, belongs to the Congo-Kordofanian language family. Yoruba as a language has many dialects, but most of its speakers are able to understand each other.

4. The Yoruba constitute over 35 million people in total with majority of this population from Nigeria. The Yorubas make up 21% of the Nigerian population.

5. According to the CIA World Fact book, the Yoruba are one of the largest ethnic groups in Africa.

6. Traditional childbirth in Yorubaland does not support anyone younger than the mother to be present at the birth.

7. When a child is born in a traditional Yoruba society, the infant is taken to the backyard with the umbilical cord bound tightly with thread before it is cut. The placenta is then buried in the backyard. The child is bathed with a loofah sponge and rubbed with palm oil on the placenta burial spot. Then the child is held by the feet and given three shakes to make him/her strong and brave. A naming ceremony is held after 8 days.


Source
www.connectnigeria.com/articles/2015/02/12/seven-interesting-facts-about-the-ancient-yoruba-culture/

BigElEddy:
Adonbilivit. Maybe him wife no get breast. Revive him and let's hear his side of the story. Maybe she poisoned him for sucking her sisters breast and then he stabbed her then ran out of the house looking for help and then collapse on the way ( saw a movie that look almost like that once). Or maybe he's just crazy. Let's justice be done.

amakaobiemeka:
ur hatred for your president seems to consume you. We shld learn to respect constituted authorities. You have no evidence to babk ur words against the respected president elect

xage:
How did a dullard like you manage to graduate?

Jonathan was busy sharing dollars from palace to palace, shrine to shrine, from abuja to Lagos and you donated 10k to him..why not walk into the nearest hospital and give it to one of the planty sick pple that cannot afford hospital bill?

Your face self resemble mumu..

xage:
How did a dullard like you manage to graduate?

Jonathan was busy sharing dollars from palace to palace, shrine to shrine, from abuja to Lagos and you donated 10k to him..why not walk into the nearest hospital and give it to one of the planty sick pple that cannot afford hospital bill?

Your face self resemble mumu..

sunny63:
My name is Ezemagu Sunday Nnamdi a nairalander, the ex-youth corp member that donated #10,000 to president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan re-election bid. I raised a bank draft of #10,000 from my NYSC account and send it to mr president through DHL to support his re-election bid when I was serving. I found out that, there is something special in president Goodluck Jonathan which Nigerian's will soon miss. I know that some people that are reading this message will say that president Goodluck Jonathan has filled this guy's pocket with money. let me tell u categorically I have not set my eyes on president Jonathan before talk more of receiving any favour from him. The election has come and go but president Goodluck Jonathan remain my prospective mentor and political father. President Goodluck Jonathan has written his name with Golden pen and for me to tap from his character and attitude I have decided to raise a sculptural piece of president Jonathan in his home town as a mark hero which can also serve as a tourist center. I will leave Abuja to Otuoke, president Goodluck Jonathan's home town on monday to give my aspiring mentor a warming heroic welcome for putting the interest of the nation above his personal ambition and also for salvaging the democratic ethic of this nation. If I land in Otuoke on tuesday,I will go directly to the traditional ruler's place to request for a strategic position where I will raise a sculptural piece of president Goodluck Jonathan as a mark of Hero to the people of and Nigeria and world at large. I will also pay courtesy visit to Government house to inform the Governor of my intention. I will be updating my movement on facebook,twitter and other online social media. Attached to this write up is my picture and a letter of appreciation from president Goodluck Jonathan after my donation.

amakaobiemeka:
And this crap would make front page. Only in nigeria do people celebrate mediocrity, stupidity, and cluelesnes. Even though u have u personal liberty, u gave 10,000 to a government with intentions of them winning to continue the destruction and corruption it glorified. People like the op are reasons u cant help this country, the pdp and gej have enough loot already to the extent they share dollars in millions to obas. And u are giving ur meager income to them to continue destroying the hope of generations. I think the op is a scammer the next intention is to ask people to donate to build the statue and aid his course. I already know the physciology of where the whole request is going when he asks 4 funds just remember he is SCAM

RichDad1:
There's something fundamentally wrong with our constitution. Even if GMB tries to do something, I'm sure all those greedy, selfish and kleptomanic lesgislators will oppose it.

searching4lovee:


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EARLIER TODAY TWO NIGER DELTANS WERE ARRESTED FOR STEALING YAMS AND IT MAKES ME WONDER WHAT IS THE ESSENCE OF THEIR REQUEST FOR RESOURCE CONTROL
Instead of them to raise their voices to condemn their real enemies who are fronting as militants to collect huge amounts from govertment as amnesty with no tangible developments in their lands to show for it, they will come online to call other regions of the country pests. That OUR OYEL SYNDROME is surely driving them nuts. of what benefit is having huge deposits of oil and gas in your backyard and your people still engage in stealing tubers of yam? isn't that a proof that even regional resource control these fools are screaming for will only benefit the selfish elites among them while the ordinary man continue to lavish in poverty I JUST HOPE THEY WONT ALLOW THE IGBOS TO DECIEVE THEM WITH SECESSION COS THEY HAVE TASTED THE PRESIDENCY UNLIKE THE IGBOS WHO ARE ANGRY AT BEEN POLITICALLY IRRELEVANT IN NIGERIAN POLITICS Oil is indeed a curse[/size][/b]

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STOLE ??

obailala:
Stealing a gold watch at OPEC meeting?... For real?

These hardcore TANoids, I would have thought the Oshogbo Igbo you smoked should have cleared by now... wetin happen?

midolian:
y can't u make ur comment without insults? U will soon be taught the lesson u refused to learn from your parents by an outsider. Ur english sef na Zero..work on your communication skills b4 u quote me next time..Wasted sperm

midolian:
Buhari won't pardon anybody..He is the kinda person that, even if his eye looks in the wrong direction/illegally, he won't hesitate to pluck it out. Let's not forget in a hurry why he divorced his first wife.. He hates corruption soo bad. And time will prove this

midolian:
Buhari won't pardon anybody..He is the kinda person that, even if his eye looks in the wrong direction/illegally, he won't hesitate to pluck it out. Let's not forget in a hurry why he divorced his first wife.. He hates corruption soo bad. And time will prove this

sinizia:
Great news!!

All those thieves with fake Toronto-made credentials, those with fake results and those Northerners that got elected via quota system will be flushed out now.

Even those with fake Ph.D's while in the actual sense, what they had is QPR, will be exposed.

FG should monitor cyber cafes and WAEC offices, a lot of corrupt officials with no results or 3rd class lower will be rushing to upgrade their results.



Keep asking for Buhari's certificate. Since last year, you kept ranting about his certificate and he still won the Presidential election. You'll continue looking for his certificate while he rules you for his 4-years tenure.

GodsMercy1:
Not sure of that story joor. He is too big for such or maybe I am over-rating him. May God unite the party.

Equalizer:
This trash must be coming from APC faction of Ohanaze cos as far as am concerned, work is ongoing at the site of the project even as am typing this now..