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Born2eatPussy:
[size=30pt]BAD THINGS HAPPENING IN BUHARI'S REGIME[/size]

Park well joor

Guy, relax. It's not like u gonna be doing some complex accounting isss...abi na N500k/mo be ur salary? So na basic things wey any serious minded accounting grad suppose fit do. Good luck bro.

E easy to get job?

Make e relax jor...This is just to show u what others are facing in other parts of the country. So when he goes back to his luxury home after d service, conscience will always remind you that some are actually less privileged that you.
Afterall we wey serve for Maiduguri survived, enjoyed and came back alive...and we played a little part in helping the almajiri kids there. So relax niccur

lygn19:
Southwest again. Mumu people.

Bigger mumu thou art...armed robber wey dey call thief criminal

LadyBoss1:
Slapped a few myself

Yes if they dont like it they can quit

I ll quit after breaking ur all fingers to ungatherable pieces.

Abeg free the guy joor...if he no run away how all these goody goody fir land dem domot? Sharp badt guyz

If you are being interviewed for a role in a state play by Wole Soyinka, maybe yes but in every other interview, after your third paragraph it's over already.

Next!

[quote author=fatdon2 post=35647718][/quote]lol...dum,b fatso

fatdon2:
Ur papa mumu

Both you and your father...plus your mother and your mother's mother...Mumu.
As in you and all of your parents and their parents are all mumu

fatdon2:
This yoruba idiot obviously did jazz but it didnt not work. cos it wasnt possible that that large amount wont be found. Yoruba people flee from jazz walahi

Mumu

Fresh graduate, 15+ experience? #TheyWillNotKillUs
And annual pay btw 15k and 500k? What's stopping the coy from paying the international 15k200 monthly? Lol
Scam.

Na wah o...u sure say u write application to get this job? Cos as e take be, your grammar fit cause make dem no pay person 2 years salary sef

Wow! Ini Edo 'noses' the koko

ifeanyija:
Eeya, he died in active service

Lol...True!

So I'm wondering, how will the family do the funeral thing? We are used to '...papa died after a brief illness...', what shall we say now? '...Papa died after a brief ______...'
Na wah o

All wrong. Very very very wrong.

Doyin400l:
University of Nigeria library is the largest in west Africa...go to the institution for yourself and see.
Cc:lasticlala
Ishilove ,pls do the needful.

Wrong...OAU's library is.

What's wrong with these people self? Boko Haram prisoners, u reject, nuclear plant, u reject, what do u want? Or user this part of Nigeria again? Who needs their permission anyway.

IYANGBALI:
kuku me now

The IYANGBALI I knew was a female...e be like say you be her clone.

IYANGBALI:
her toto go don be like borehole,na so so noise the toto go dey make like "ta fu ta fu ta fu ta fu" before dem finish the whole bedseet go don soak with spam and na so the man preeek go dey fall comot every minute,her kind of obo na real wok for man with small preek. Na aboooki own go fit size am

Chineke mie!!! Who is this?

Thou art too raw!!!!!!

But will d guy enjoy it? This one way be say the something go don wide pass well, the guy go just dey labour in vain. Nansense

Shortyy:
my name is Goodluck. my names are Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

You are wrong.
We are identifying only one person! You could have 2million names but all these names identify only one person...so your name is...

Table soccer nko?

The 3rd guy there was the guy who debated during the elections supporting APC...no?

With all the non-northerners appointed by the previous administration where are we today? What exactly did we gain if not more corruption, more wastefulness, more terror, more incompetence? If he appoints non-northern but very competent people, so be it. Na we vote, we stand by our choice.

No need for gra gra...fix the potholes, some junctions and adjoining points really need to be redesigned, then people should get real time maps - GPS- that tells of traffic congestion 5 - 7kms ahead, and suggest alternative route.
Simple!

kendrick9:
There is no kind of crime that yorubas are not involved in, smh

Mumu

He was probably running from them due to immigration papers.I remember a guy sharing his stories in Malaysia here couple of weeks back
RIP man.

justmi1:
Anyone that can guess my pin is capable of launching nuclear war heads....that is to say, it is highly classified

I can guess yours...not even guess but get it.



#DontDareMe

Easiest and surest atm pin or any other 4-digit pin is your date of birth....3 of every 5 4-digit-pin cards use date of birth.

Try your dad's and come tell me if I lie.

Yuuuuck!!!!!!! Next time put a 'graphically disgusting Content' in your topic! Crap! You fingered yourself Lord save us o.

Correct! I believe this stories die. Was in Nigeria in 2011 when Wizkid released his first album at Eko Hotels. As usual Eko hotels gate don pack full of people towards the wee hours of the show maybe to glance at celebs but since the place is close to that beach at that corner (can't recall the name), all those area guys self follow join the people.
So, as the show was winding down around 2-3am, I got a call from my friend who was stranded at the gate (outside gate o) and couldn't get back in.
I went out. First error!
As Mushin boy, I enter the howling crowd trying to locate my friend with my phone on my ear...na so this guy just stroll come o...smiling sheepishly n obviously 'tinted'
Guy: how far chairman, u dey find somebody?
Me: no worry I don see am...
The guy was either sizing me up or looking round me to see how to collect everything on my body...Nice converse, leather wrist bracelet, accessories, etc...my guy was approaching, obviously he had been obtained.
Na so the dude say one thing one thing and decided to demonstrate it by hooking my troussers around the belt n jacking me up...apparently trying to force the phone out if my pocket...But as a Mushin niggi...I head butted the guy...and before I say jack 3 of his cohorts joined and were like 'hey hey wetin happen etc etc'...I said guy dey watch oh, I no be bolo oh...na me u wan ayaj comot phone for my body? If I halla na so dem go burn u live...etc I throway voice (Area slang)...
Na Wetin save my phone and voice recorder that day be that...
Lagos life eh...