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Ello bae, plicks, don't try to comes to my area o...because...Hmmm

Watch Out! The next you are killing is a crocodile right by your window...and then a dragon ... in your toilet!

Abeg, which road she go pass? Sharp sharp abeg...make boys go help her campaign...

clevvermind:
i was going through my sister's phone, and i saw indecency films. i just feel like smashing her head that moment. i just manage to hold myself. i was very angry with her cos i don't want her to be watching such things. i should be the only one watching such films. i don't want her to corrupt herself. she is just 20.
please, what should i do to her? what punishment should i give to her.

Did I hear you say 'Just 20'?
No 1: you are an agbaya! Whatever you see on a 14+ yo girl's phone is her business. 20yo girl is old enough to be a mother so she can have whatever she desires on her phone.
No 2: if you confront her, you have not only invaded her highly valued "private privacy " but have also succeeded in showing that you are guilty of such crime (if it is actually a crime).
No 3. If she didn't want u to see it, she would have either hidden it somewhere on d phone or not even give u d phone at all. So as far as she is concerned, she has nothing to hide.
No 4. How old were you when you saw your first porn? 11? 12? 13? 14? 16? 19?

Hypocrite you are bros...or are you saying you can't pull a 20yo Nigerian girl?

Some times, the design is not the issue but the fitting in our players...some players are naturally fashion-wowo even if Ralph Lauren himself designed customised jerseys for them...

Isnt that that Nigrian soccer player who's making waves in international media? The lady-turned man girl.

Chuks16:
IF WE AVOID ALL THESE WHATS LEFT FOR US TO EAT

Ataya o

In short, don't eat food again...just drink water and eat stones...

This same scientific research once claimed that claims eating sugary stuff could spark off the intelligence nodes in your brain hence recommended to take sweet stuffs before an interview, an exam etc...Na wah o

hairyanus:
Wise men are from the East. No be me talk am.
Even God chose his dear nation in the middle East.

Instead of hating this people, Integrate them in fully into Nigeria so they can bring their business prowess and ingenuity to bare. The guy is so good they made him Shawdowy Business secretary..whatever that means..he is in charge of business.

I salute his father who gave him thick Igbo name...imagine if it was David Stocking...choyi...that will mean lost forever...make i hear say my wife give any of my children English name.

It appears hatred is the fuel for the success of Igbos.

Mind you, my beautiful wife is Igbo....I dont regret having that blood in my kids.

I don't get, who's hating on them? No one. Who's not trying to integrate them into Nigeria? They themselves. Or did non-easterners create Biafra? Did non-easterners ask late Ojukwu to start a civil war of secession?
That is one of your issues: you create unwarranted sentiments. Ibos are part and parcel of Nigeria, welcomed everywhere but they are the architect of their own misFortune?

Simply means they were not convinced that you really going in to do what you said you wanted to go do...and that you might likely not return home after doing what you said you wanted to do.

Eggcelent:
I couldn't even after following the instruction. Neither could my wife.

Husband and wife sleep pack head put for the same place. Smh

You know whether na the girl take her money buy her drink n even pity the guy buy water gi am? U no see as the guy dey follow say 'Chai, nkechi, thank you o...the water sweet pass anything'.

Where is the sadness fa? Abi OP self don dey use orijin cure ni?

May is a very technical guy...That's how he wins. He's not much of a hard puncher but an opportunist who counter attacks. Waits for an opening, deceives the opponent then stings. The build up of this weighs down the opponent which eventually opens way for May to physically demolish the opponent.

This strategy may be counterproductive in this fight. Manny is a tireless attacker...absorbs punches like Ali but never seems to tire out. One advantage of Manny is his assault, stamina n pace...he is also a direct hitter, shower reach yet heavier punch than May.

So, like football, when Barcelona attacks a defensive Real Madrid who sometimes thrives on counter attack, the result could be pre-emptive.

But then, May s strategy has given him an akl-win no loss in all his bouts while Manny has lost 5 times through this strategy, so the odds balances out when the total number of fights-wins are compared.

I think Manny could win the bout.

So he should have appointed Femi Fani Kayode now since u see this as a war against the youth...go siddon one place jor.

slimfit1:
Photoshop very convincing the British Queen will never share that carriage with a foreigner my friend its fake.
Ok i see you are right its a real picture sir she doesn't do that any more as far as i no.

Buonsenso:
looks fake indeed, like they cut and paste IBB head on the body

I'm surprised you see this as fake. We have seen this picture long before we created photoshop bro...it's real, it's a state visit.

pastorsmiling:
Today i hit 1100 applications for job in Nigeria. What is the wayforward?

This means i have applying for jobs everyday for the past three years
: mathematically,
365 × 3 = 1095

Where do i get it wrong ?

I have a second class upper, i always edit my cv to suit position i'm applying for, i am always online

I have prayed & fasted for 50days this year alone.

I always asked for help from well connected friends.

I follow up all my application sometimes i even cal HR of the company i'm to applying to.

I am an active member of nairaland and i also help my friends in terms of jobs and in the long run they will get job.

I am a staunch christian who has complete trust in God.

I have been to different deliverance programme. what is my problem?

Could it be that my time as not come?

I am simply tired and optimistic.

I take refuge in GOD i leave everything to you and to you alone be all the glory.

Let your will be done in my life

Let me bring my testimony to your children here in nairaland

Let me break this jinx of stagnation and barrier oh Lord

Let people celebrate with me

I BELIEVE WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

I ALWAYS CRY IN MY CLOSET BUT I WONT STOP THE JOB HUNT

ANOTHER CYCLE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN


PLEASE ADVICE!!!!

Wow!
God sees my brother. I do not think you are doing anything wrong from your post.
However, make sure you primarily apply to jobs you are qualified for and basically entry level positions.
Honestly I do not know what to say but God will surely visit you soon.

Because you are a small boy na and understandably unacceptable fir someone if your age to patronize stores for such.




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It is not fetish...awon irunmole dont understand grammar...it is called 'tesojue' or 'awishe' meaning 'do as i say'. She only needs to touch the tip of her tongue with the powerful agbadadigbi or shakashiki as it were, and you'll turn to a puppet. Don't worry, as you don ganni (see) am so, the power don reduce by 50%...next pour water on top to reduce the 50% to 15%, then spit on it to eradicate the 15%...then count 7 small ako okuta (male stones), put them in a piece of paper together with the shakashiki, wrap it and throw it over your roof....In 7 days she will lose one of every paired organ or part of her body like one bobbi, one eye, one nostril, one ear, one kidney, one half of the yansh, one leg, and one hand.

But if you nor want make she lose anything o, u fit break up with her jejely and find your square root raised to power 10.

Thanks


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This is Unilorin nah...the library at uniLorin

Display your assets and let us be the judge. For all we care, it could be a little bigger than agbalumo at the age of 26....

With Mathematics in Nigeria, you would most predictably end up a secondary school teacher. You can bet on that. Dont give us foreign analysis and try to think we dont know whatsup...

She could be. I have had girls of her age who were more endowed than she is (when i was younger ni o...before u start screaming pedo something).

I thought Tunde Bakare was recently just castigated Buhari for what transpired between them in the 2011 elections?

Khalessi:
She's been 25 for the last 30 years as her husband is 34 for the last 40 years.

The thing tire me o...

That's too mumu-ish. I wouldnt do that.

Yareey:
I didn't knew God supports cheating

Cheating is relative. It depends on how you define it.

Break the oath. You can't die.
I once knelt in the midst of 'awon iya' and it was real! And the guy who took me there, being a fraud, used those fraudulent witches to scare people. I was sternly warned not to tell anyone that I would due the very second I did.
I told my mumsy, told a few friends...way way back several years now. I'm still alive, kicking. Thank God. The forces of evil cannot prevail over light. If I die today, it's not cause of that but because my time is now...So free the others from that bandage, you are God's chosen! Selah