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Which one of them is Mr naigiria na? The tall or the untall?

Blood money

But wait o...is it a new vagina or used one? We need to know if she's a virgin, no ojoro abeg

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Bolade005:
I can't confirm the authenticity now but a friend told me Petrol was sold at 50naira at one of the NNPC stations.

It's good there is an impending downward review in the price of petroleum and I hope with this our wailing brothers would admit this is indeed Change.

I think credit should go to GEJ though IF true.

Mumu. Bolade, you be ode and oponu

@ OP n MOD, at least spell 'beginning' correctly na even if u need to write rubbish. Haba

This look like like monitor lizard..I'm not sure it is called anta...I think a monitor lizard is called 'awonrinwo'n...might be wrong though but croc is 'óní' while alligator is 'anta' or reverse.

HBD to a 29yo looking 42.

Bros, she's on Nairaland na.

strawb:
I don't know when their bieffing started but I will advice keshi to sort things out with him cost if our captain no dey our goal post, every goal scored in our post will push Oliseh closer to the door leading to sack.

Pls two if you shld make peace for the benefits if Nigerians

Are you high?

EgusiSoup:
So if Oliseh that Buhari Yahoo this fairy of the Egusi not in seriously discrimination what Saul said to her?

Chisos!!!! Wéré re o!!!?

Give it a shot. It's #25k u can't die n u are not paying to him, are u?

quiinnBee:

Abeg.who fatjoe don help among all of una

see am, na so so people wey go help una go dey find. How many people u don help?

quiinnBee:
dont know fatjoe though

you know not fatjoe?

Dear God, pls tell aunty Eniola to stop being a fatso.

95? Even she go advice make I no try am...what if she still kpeme 3 days after? Refund dey?

You will need to reach old age till u know it's real.

Your fada! You wan win her to Christ so u go continue the payan without paying abi? Na Christ send you go hotel in the first place?

halfrica:

Heya...it is well, beautiful

halfrica:
Bipolar is nt a mental issue
the girl is really fine
Do u kno ow it feels to live wit bi polar all ur life

It has no cure
Please op tel him nt to leave her
she needs love
And care
If everyone keeps abandoning all dose who needs help wat den is called love?
Most of d wicked females we av who pours acid on people stab nd all are nt even bipolar yet dey are evil
A bipolar girl will never hurt u physically she is even tinkin of committing sucide each day cos she doesnt tink like every oda person
She is on her own world she finds it hard to even pronounce words nd spell well
She has loss of memory she is constantly avin a crios headache 24/7 wen ever she is agressive its nt cos she chose to she feels she cud really av sumone to hear out her inner pain
Bipolar patients deserves love nd nothing more cos we wudnt hurt a fly

Wow! Do u v the disorder?

It is manageable but very risky. One night, after a poor sexual performance ( which sometimes happens in marriages) , she could push a knife into your chest while u sleep and only come back to her senses after u r almost dead.
If she nor her folks didnt tell u about this disorder before the introduction, then there's a reason they hid it from u.
Love is blind and stupid though, but if you marry her, you are the type the life insurance guys call 'high risk'. Death or several impairment could come anytime, anywhere, anyhow because of your partner's disorder, especially if she's on the borderline.
On the flip side, this disorder can be managed but cannot be cured. The medication are suppressants and work for a few hours, then she regains her sanity but there's no telling when the mood swings will set in. 'Baddest' is, just anything, from the most ridiculous to the least expected, can trigger off her swings. It could like
- 'oh shoot! The guy's smile is cuter than my hubby 's.
- my car windshield wiper makes a squeaky noise
- I hate predictive texts on phones
- my hubby didn't look at my new nails this morning
- these pillows are too soft
- etc
And I almost forgot, Nigerian air time service providers can also add to the triggers.

Now that I v tried to reveal the risks of going further in your relationship, the balls are in your testicles...sorry...court.

The topic is bogus and misleading. Dude said nothing wrong nor did he call them clowns...and dude is doing his own things his way...let the legend live.

Na wah o...even on Sunday, mojo this thing day hit front page? But e be like say this guy thing tiny o...he come resemble gay self...abi na LGBTVST wetin dem dey call am sef.

I see nothing wrong in that. Anybody could trip to London to watch the games. How many of u here just trip to d UK or dubai to just 'holiday'? You could v given the money to the IDPs na...Hypocrites.

Fine babies...they already know how to pout their lips...

We knew all along Sir...all of una get idibia way day cook leaves, goat bladder, horse heart, etc for una. Jay Jay had one, Nwankwo had like 3, Drogba cannot deny it...and mikel own strong kakaraka, that's why all coaches that go to Chelsea never send him away insptte of his uselessness.

#TeamChrist

Sure will be competing against 19yos from Asia and Europe...
Lol Awon daddies

I see head of homo erectus

lol. Agbaya. See Uncle Paul's face...lol. mumu person

nlfan:
Dear NLers

I am in a no sex relationship with this amazing young man, he is cool and has everything I wanted in a man.

Apart from him, have always been in a no sex relationship, the last man I dated, who died in the ill fated Dana Air crash was also in a no sex relationship with me but he was more vibrant emotionally, like he will hug me tight, hold me and look into my eyes, roll his hands over me and kisses me too and sometimes I notice he will be so turn on, just that we have decided we want to wait and sometimes he will say baby i'm so turn on but I can handle it.

Now the issue I have with this one I am dating [/b]now is, he will not do any of that, all he does is look at me passionately, and if he must touch me, he will just hold my hands and play with my fingers, he can stare at me the whole day and gist with me, but I have never seen him at the point where he was [b]turn on, whether in his face or actions, he is just there.

I know he is God fearing and can afford not to be turn on, but I am so scared, have slept in his house before, we were just like blood siblings, cook together eat and off he went to his room, no emotions or maybe a kiss to say good night and stuff, it was so neutral I feared he might not like sex or romance at all or maybe he is not all right.

Sometimes I want to bring up gist like, how far did you go with your ex, what is the most naughty thing you have done in a relationship or for love, and he will go like... I came back from work, I didn't have a car then, so I trek all the way to her house to cook for her.

And I ask, what's your most memorable sex experience, and he replied baby good night, this is not you so don't bring up the fake self, you've been talking too much to your girl friends lately I guess.

How do I get to know all these about him, have starved myself enough of sex to please God, and to be a good girl my mother asked me to be and cannot "CANNOT" and will not be able to stand a slow or bad sex experiences in marriage, the thought of this is driving me crazy

Lol...it's funny when we say no premarital sex. Very funny and sometimes unwise.
We have heard many stories of 'no sex before marriage' only to discover the guy us impotent or the girl is frigid...then even ur mothers will start querying you like, " Chidiebere, didn't you guys err err as in err test-ride before the marriage?"...and u go like," but mama, no be talk say make I no d.." gbosaaaaa! Na slap dey land on ur face so.

My point is this, you guys have gone far in the relationship and made advanced efforts to tie the knot. The only isshh now is to confirm the date of the owambe..then why can't I guys give it a shot at least to reduce tension n clear doubts?

Well, as for u my dear OP, the ball is in ur court to either save ur tomorrow or ready to go the length to face whatever happens.

Obviously u don't like this guy that much...u just dey manage am otherwise u wouldn't refer to him as "this one".

OZAOEKPE:
"PMB is BH, BH is PMB". Quote me anywhere.

Quoted!
But this your comment is pure senselessness. As in total brainlessness.