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Lady Chimamanda, can you please stop this long forgotten discourse? Everyone pricks on molehill to create mountains so they could remain relevant. Lady Adichie is no exception here.
The Oba spoke as a man (just like every other human) but in strong yoruba metaphors intelligible to everyone but the igbo nation, being who they are, intentionally twisted the context to draw sentiments and instigate non-existing hatred...That's opportunism.
Saying the Ibos should be grateful for being welcome in Lagos shouldn't be taken too far...I wonder why you didn't include the north east states in your discourse where non-hausas are treated with grave suspicion, hatred and skepticism. Why do the hausas descend on non-hausas whenever a little misunderstanding arises? Why are non-indigenes not Openly welcome in the north? If you are blind to that area then your seemingly intelligible discourse (apologetic to your kindred alone for obvious reasons) which tends to hide under the guise if 'nationalism' is nothing but a sentimentally conjured discourse.
Broaden your view to capture the real issues and don't just jump on molehill issues to escalate it.
I honestly have no time for you now pretty lady, our talk, another day.

Elslim:
Where r they crossing to

Enugu na...Where else?

hazyfm:
I agree

Igbos developing other people's land and leaving their's to detoriorate since 1960

What is there in their land to develop? Desert land and inanimate forests? Have you seen two criminals Kinging in the same compound? One will have to relocate for his trade to grow.
One thing for sure, the Yorubas or Hausas are not appointed into political or public offices the igbo land. If they do, then they are less than 0.001% compared to the Southwest where we allow them to contest, get appointments into public offices, etc without a care. We are liberal. They are opportunists. That explains the reasoning behind creating BIAFRA and the Niger-Delta's agitation for secession.
Our monarchs are to be respected, even though that idea is foreign to the igbo nation because they started with an egalitarian govt in the ore-colonial era.

Is this the Ambode wearing undersized t-shirt and jeans divided by bathroom slippers?

sinaj:
Coz de luk lyk de gonna die wen de are ho rny

it depends on d person dat initiates d sex sha...

Emodeee:
Av u ever been told? U must be skilled at giving Mouth Action. C d position of ya mouth @ur dp.

Guy, why na? Leave the girl alone nah...abi e get girl wey no dey do mouthie for her guy? If yours no get that on her cv, e no mean say other Chics go be like yours na...
@Sinaj, no mind am jare...I like your mouth.

This is awesome! Nice write up there

Abeg, forget and move on jor indigbo...na today? So because if wetin him talk now, una don see wetin to hold onto? Abeg e don do jare...What he said has no effect on anyone, my friends are still igbo, so are some of my in laws...Besides, the man has been castigated enuff...so fashi! If na Boko Haram leader talk so now, na Ekene Dili Chukwu bus una go dey scamper to enter go east. Lol.


_{Na joke I dey o, before una go carry AK47 dey spray anything now...}

Nneka123:
yeah was thinking the same too. BTW why are you not contesting for miss Nl?

Wow! And what do u have on display there? Some real hot job u got! Tripping

olayitoyiwonuola:
Husband catches pregnant wife having sex with another man.

A woman simply identified as Mercy was on Monday morning caught sleeping with another man in Otukpo, Benue State.

Her husband identified as Okpani caught the wife and her lover red-handed after he set them up, having suspected the wife was constantly cheating on him.

DailyPost gathered that Okpani, a Local Government staff told his pregnant wife that he will be going for a NULGE meeting which is supposed to take place in Makurdi, the state capital this morning. However, Okpani went to the neighbour’s house to stay and spy on his wife’s movement.

After a while, a middle aged man who was identified as Omale walked stealthily into his matrimonial room. Okpani gave them a little time before coming out of his hideout into the room, and alas, his wife was having sexual intercourse with Omale.
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Anyone that does not vote Ambode will be thrown into lagoon – Oba of Lagos warns Igbos[/size]
As at press time, people are gathered at Okpani’s compound, waiting for the Police to arrive.

http://dailypost.ng/2014/09/09/husband-catches-pregnant-wife-sex-another-man/

OP, you don shaq again abi?

SkinnyDude:
i noticed that some guys are now going after under age girls. they have thrown away shame, and no longer hide it.
you see some guys who are above 20, wooing a girl of 15, 16. for what?
guys, where are our pride?
cant they go after their mate?
they keep corrupting these girls, messing with their lives.
and these little girls no longer have respect for elders. you see them shouting at you, talking back at you. why? because some guys have thrown away their self worth.

if you are a guy, and you go after an under age girl. below 18. you are one of the problems we have in this country. and God almighty will visit you with his wrath.

Lol.. skinny dude, so na overage you dey run after abi? Kontinuu

Oh! So your regret and fear us not that you had sex with a teenager but that the thing could result to pregnancy and her dad could hang u by the balls? Chai! I thought u regret having sxe with a teenager of 17yrs, I wanted to say, cool down...But now that you v done the thing and poured everything inside the tank, na to ready yourself to be the father of a pikin whose mother is also a pikin na...no lele...

Prick no get shoulder; the head enter the rest go enter. - Margaret Thatcher, 1987.

I know the title of this Ghana movie: Fierce Fiance Fever! FFF featuring John Mensah, Nadia Buari, Osei Tutu and John Dumelo.

When you give birth to a baby, do u wait until his death before you celebrate his birth? Do u wait until your newly bought Bentley is crashed until you celebrate it's purchase? Do u wait until thunder fire and demolish your new house before u do your house warming?
Now it's more obvious than ever why his music never made sense...Watery, pointless, just like himself etcetera.

Just walk in, say 'Good morning or afternoon'...no need for 'sirs or mas'...then wait until you are asked to sit. There is no formalty about greeting them.

Stand in front of them, your left arm across your tummy, then say:
Good morning
The distinguished Chairman, Honorable Panel of interviewers, brilliant co-interviewees, accurate time keepers, and my beautiful audience all over the world.
I am here to support the notion that farmers are better than doctors. But before I proceed on my procedure, or before I step on my stepping steppers, or before I symbolise on my symbolistic symbols, i'd like to give homage to who homage is due by defining who a farmer is."


That should work

...or isn't is for a debate? Wait o, lemme read the topic again

You can only blame yourself at the end of everything. Some would kill to get half of the qualities of the guy u mentioned.
But then on the flip side, maybe because u guys have over banged each other in the course of the relationship so the spark is gone, or maybe you are too young to appreciate that step u guys are about to take...or maybe you just aren't the marriageable type.
Which ever way, when.you are about to break up with him like u plan, just be rest assured that the karma that will haunt n massacre you will be so unbelievably quick but fatal. Thanks.

If there is anything I have learnt, it is that, when your family member (especially a praying one) objects to your choice of partner, it is extremely delicate and should be treated with utmost caution. If your mum says she doesnt see the guy as your future partner, i'd say pray but trust me, he's not gonna be your future partner.
You are not stranded! You have a choice to further your studies, go for it even if you want to be with the guy, he'd allow you to go and come back. So take your masters with both hands....God has a plan for you already.

Hardwork pays. Used to work with this guy back then in Surulere. Levels don #Change now. Correct!

The foolc clearly said in a recent interview that he's supporting Jonathan because he's an Ijaw man! Live on a national TV! WTF do u call that? Non-tribalism? The shapeless chunk of meat is another fraud to have sprung from the bowels of Niger-Delta (No apologies pls).
If the yoruba were tribalistic, they wouldn't v voted neither Buhari nor GEJ...But GEJ also scored high points in some yoruba states - Oyo, Ekiti, Ondo, etc...When Gej was campaigning four years ago, he got an overwhelming support of the yoruba but now, after seeing his cluelessness, the SW, among the most enlightened nations in the world (different from just being educated o) voted massively for a better prospect. Now Mr Asaro Dokunnubo or what's that his yeye name self feels aggrieved. Sorry beast, your unmerited free national cake will be shared henceforth. Get used to the new #Change

You broke the no-prank agreement you guys had, he broke the fragile long distance relationship u guys 'had', simple! Tit for tat.
Or may be he is also april-fooling you.
Thanks.

juniortuoyo:
Goodluck ebele jonathan has defeated the prophecies of the western world most especially the US, who predict that nigeria will cease to exist come 2015. Now they are ashamed of themselves pretending to want nigeria unity.

Right from the topic "...Far More Better...", you got it wrong till then end of your post. He wasn't in anyway better than any of his predecessors...not even the short-lived kangaroo govt of Chief Earnest Shonekan. Don't write based off wounded opinions, write objectively next time.
Thanks.

fratermathy:
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The result of the election is quite obvious. It is good for the ruling party. President Jonathan is an opportunist, too desperate and too ambitious. He ought to have voluntarily leave the office after his first tenure. He failed to acknowledge his weakness in terms of statescraft hence his political defeat. He should not attempt to plunge Nigeria into chaos and catastrophe. He should congratulate Gen. Buhari. - Professor Abraham Orhero from DELSU, Abraka, Delta State.[/size]

Meanwhile checkout this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/2225497/ask-me-question-amorc-other

[quote author=Delors' Disclaimer! post=32219406]Just before u start flapping and yapping, I never supported GEJ/PDP during the elections....(now to my point wrt to your post)[/quote]Jonathan was everything but 'desperate and ambitious'...he was 'sycophanted' and 'puppeted' by ambitious people. Left to the guy, he never would have ventured this far, I mean presidency. He knows he doesnt have it in him. Well, at least he ruled nigeria for 6 years. that's some thing.

coolebux:
And some lives will be lost

Na you wan lose them?

Please stay away and stop corrupting our kids with your washed off garlic smelling fatigued kunta kinte...Psshhhh jeez! Some people really feel important

These guys cannot be trusted. Nothing they say hold water. Bunch of lying, greedy pirates.

praxisnetworks:
omo why you sammer kennygee like that? nor allow smartchoices catch you o....dat guy dey para to mount kennygee...and konji fit make man do the unthinkable!

Make him come na...u never see where dem beat person beat him girlfriend join?

I just knew this would come to Nairaland...it's been trending on twitter for a while....we sabi copy sha

ask4bk:
The votes APC will get in Lagos, Kano, Kaduna and Kastina will be like Pick 2, Pick 2, Hold On, General Market, Last Card, Check Up!

spot on!

kennygee:
I see PDP winning this election.

Seems your vision is blurry...Maybe if you removed the mask on your face, you'd see more clearly...

Amusaopeyemi:
Bros e. I hail o.

Thanks jare my sister. How far?