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See as her right boob come big pass her left. She must have been carrying left handed guys since her high school days

this is by far the most viewed thread in the history of nairaland. Suo! see viewers!!!!!!

It's Enugu na...it's rigged!

Rigged! Fayose is involved!

Maybe. It depends on the form of kissing you mean. Which of following is correct? Choose one and I will tell you the correct answer:

kpeteman:
u have lost, serial loser. ....u will never smell that seat

Mumu

Oh boy, election results so far, APC doubles PDP everywhere o...chai!

What!!! 16yo!!! Jeez! Waje don dey perform since tey tey o! Thought she's just 32 herself
Anyway, hbd to thy beauriful daughter...welcome on board and get ready to know what it is like out there



_{#BoysAreNotSmiling}

She's doing this for the generations unborn. God bless you woman

missclasssy:
You know what they say, Karma is a biatch......

Op, If what you posted is true, then I would say it serves you right
Not too long ago you opened a thread where you stated that you just had sex with a "married nurse", and now a "married" woman is pestering you just so you could lay with her and you are resisting

Come on, don't be a hypocrite...

I swear u are right. Is he not the same guy who said he met the nurse while his dad was recovering in the hospital and exchanged numbers and then went to her apartment, she put on the gen, grabbed her booobs, blah blah blah? And now says he's been seeing her for a while and now wants to get pregnant by fire by thunder? Dude is confused and deceptive...
#BigBrotherIsWatchingYou

etenyong:
The police in Lagos State have arrested a 27-year-old robbery suspect, Mohammed Nafiu, who specialised in using monkeys and snakes to dispossess people of their money and valuables.

One of the monkeys was also arrested and is presently in police custody.

Nafiu told the police that apart from the conventional tool (gun) used by most robbers, the sight of a snake or monkey unsettles and scares people. He said he was able to dispossess his victims of their valuables when confronted with these animals, especially fully grown ones.

The Kano State-born Nafiu, and his accomplice, Nura, who is still at large, said they initiated this method of robbery operation some years ago.

“We trained the animals to obey our instructions. On a single command, the animals attack whoever we want to rob and we are able to take whatever valuable they have on them, especially money,” Nafiu said.

Nafiu, who is married with three children, was a farmer and native drug vendor until he came to Lagos about 10 years ago.

“I learnt there were many Hausa people in Lagos, so I decided to come with my monkey which I had been using for monkey shows in Kano,” he said.

A police source said on the day Nafiu was arrested, he and his accomplice had two monkeys in their Nissan Primera and were trailing a man who had just come out of a popular bank in Ogba area of the state. The man was said to be holding a nylon bag containing money.

On sighting their next victim, they quickly went after him, unleashed their two monkeys on him and dispossessed him of N230,000 cash.

Nafiu said, “When we attacked the man, he was overcome with fear, so we collected the money from him. As we were about leaving, having realised what was happening, people started throwing stones and several objects at us. Nobody could move near because they were also afraid of the monkey. Only Nura could escape. When the stoning became too severe, I could not escape and eventually, police came and arrested me and my monkey.”

He said he could have released the monkey to protect himself, but he was afraid that the monkey would injure a lot of people. “I had to endure the attack because of this. I felt safer in the hands of the police than being stoned to death right there,” he added.

He explained that while Nura was escaping with the money, the victim was chasing him, but that in order to stop the man, he took part of the money and threw back the remaining at him so he could get busy picking the few naira notes while he escaped.

Nafiu admitted that he had been using the monkey to rob for some years and that it had injured a lot of people including himself. He showed scratches on his hands which he said were from the animal’s teeth and nails.

“I have made a lot of money using this strategy but this N230,000 was the highest amount I ever got from a single operation. And now I regret what I have done. If I can be set free, I won’t do such again,” the suspect said.

But a police source pointed out that another person had reported to the police that the same gang (Nafiu and Nura) once attacked him with a “big” snake and dispossessed him of some money.

“Nafiu admitted that they had two snakes and two baboons, which they used to scare and harass their victims. One of the monkeys has been arrested and we are still trailing the other suspect and the other animals,” the source said.

As of the time of filing this report, Police Public Relations Officer, Lagos State Command, Mr. Kenneth Nwosu, had yet to reply the message our correspondent sent to him.



www.punchng.com/feature/super-saturday-crime/man-arrested-for-using-monkeys-snakes-for-robbery/

This is man's inhumanity to man...how can you use ur own very brother to rob people, especially in Lagos? SMH

Seriously? Are those their pictures ? I thought the pictures would be the normal standard passport format (straight face, 2 ears showing, symmetrical etc)? So na just anyhow posture? Toilet seat, danfo sitting arrangment, selfie mouth pouting, etc? Funny world...


Plus when did House wife become an occupation? No wonder plenty girls wan get married sharply so guys go dey pay them monthly allowee as house wives....Odd world

Everywhere we hear vote #Buhari-Osinbajo, where's Jonathan 's running mate? Rambo, abi na Sambo sef?

Force alarm or false alarm? Even Seun and his gladiators need #Change







_{#BrighterGrammar #QueenPrimer #JohnBullMySon #OlodoRabata}

OYINBOGOJU:
If they couldn't move in to Nigeria for Chibok girls why would they move in for just post election violence?

Read the content bro, it's for their nationals in Nigeria...evacuation things.

Vickybee:
You didn't make sense a bit.

Go and pick your sense where you abadoned it.

buygala:
ok

*checks her pishure


Your body is obviously as scanty as your brain matter...


why are you so thin and your legs unequal to each other? .... Are you on life support or something?

Please I beg you, in the name of whatever demon has taken your brains and bodily nutrients and relocated to Maiduguri....go buy a little brains, gain some flesh, and sandpaper your legs into equal proportion...

Chai!!!! This Niggi badt pass me o See as u remove life support from that girl...what if she go commit suicide, sorry I mean kpeme herself because u say her legs fat pass fowl legs small? Guy u wicked o...u no see sat the girl sef get small small agbalumo ni?

And u wonder what happened to the missing $20b oil revenue? Laughter worry me no be small

florysandrile22:
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I laugh so tay e wan turn cry...You wan teach people how to build website but na u still dey manage? Na wah o...Keke napep rider wan teach others how to buy Bentley in 2 months. I salute throway o

Temmytea70:
If X=short and also Y=short
Husband=XX
Wife=YY
Husband + wife = XX + YY
Children= XY,XY,XY,XY,XY



Except for miracle,scientifically the offsprings will be shortingos.......will b short I mean

Heyaa like how many feet or inches tall? 3ft at age 25?

Temmytea70:
BIO 101..follow my tutorial

If X=tall and Y=short

Husband=XX
Wife=YY
Husband + wife = XX + YY
Children= XY,XY,XY,XY,XY
Or


BIO 102..
Husband=XY
Wife=XY
Husband + wife = XX + YY
Children= XX,XY,XY,XY,YY


Hope it helps you

You meant
Husband=XY
Wife=XY
Husband + wife = XY + XY
Children= XX,XY,XY,XY,YY
But in her case, both are shortingos...how do we fix that?

So what exactly do u need from us? To tell you to dump him because of his height and then look for a tall guy or give him beans to eat so he can add at least 2inches?
Did you see his height when.you started dating him or was he tall before but now growing short? I wonder how tall Jay Jay Okocha, Obafemi Martins, MI, etc are...
Advice, height is not a determinant sis...Besides, don't worry about your kids' height that much, abi u fight ur parents for giving birth to u short? You'd be surprised how proud they ll be with their height...Ask Tyrion Lannister

Porn addiction could be very hard to stop but it is stoppable. Try these steps:
1. Physical
- delete your browsing history, cookies, and any porn site bookmarks you have on your computer, phones, devices etc. Also delete search history on Google or whatever search engines u use.
-Form the habit of checking other sites if u must go online - new soccer sites, gust sites -reddit, etc, entertainment sites, etc

2. Psychology
- Know that porns are just acts, unreal, n delusional. Those artistes are paid to fake everything - the erection, the moans, the pleasures, the seemingly strange peeps meeting unexpectedly n banging, romance, orgasm, everything is fake! You are being deceived! Your mind is their toy...
- porn definitely makes your masturbate! You r being deceived into committing more harmful acts - mastrubation, pedophile tendencies, unusual sexual behaviors, etc refuse to be scammed into a loser!
- Don't idle in bed when u wake...wake up, get up n do something - pray, set plans for the day by sitting up n writing stuffs down, do something. Idling in bed under the sheet is a sure decoy!

3. Social
- Hang out with friends or colleagues, don't isolate yourself.
- Don't drink alcohol, Smoke or anything that will affect ur judgement...Alcohol easily deceives u into porn, masturbatien, fake sexual urges, etc Steer clear!

4. Spiritual
- Muslim, Christian, Trado, Chrislam, Tradochris, tradoslam, tradochrislam, whatever religion u practise, pray for help to stop. Danger! Don't make it your every-now-then prayer though because that can make it hang permanently in your subconscious. Pray seriously about it once a while just the way you pray against road accident. You only remember to pray against that whenever u wanna take a road trip, right? Do the same in this regard.
- Join a group in your fellowship, do activities. Think less about sex, females, etc but on godly things (Read Phil 4: ...it is allowed to think yourself a footballer for instance, a political critic like FFK, an imaginary van damme kicking trees n building pillars, etc...something different from sex.

Do these for 2-3weeks and give me a SO.
Peace and goodluck! (No pun intended, I prefer GMB to GEJ though,


FYI, these are my thoughts from personal expi...didn't read not copy nothing from no sites

Ige na fufu o...Abi Dangote get 6pacs?

CMS lagos

Well, since u only just started, it's very good to try to stop it now by all means...it will have extremely devastating effects on your sexual activities in the near future. Pls stop it...and honestly, the frequency of your act (twice a day) will soon kill the veins/arteries that carry blood to your Kongo for erection. Don't doubt this bro.
Good luck!

How many people abducted how many people? Did 200 Boko Haram fighters kidnap 500 women and children while the men looked on or were there just women and children in that town and they marched all of them out of town? How? Via vehicle? okada? or by foot following a narrow footpath in the wilderness? How can 500 + x (where x = boko haram) walk across towns without soldiers or CJTf seeing them or their footsteps when it's not the days of Moses leading the Isrealite outta Egypt? Even Pharaoh traced to and caught up with them at the Red Sea after days of departure...Oh boy something and some things arent right here....

See as person be like grumpy bull frog...and some goat head call this guy they're leader? Na wah o, so the guy can't even speak correct English? Gudlok Ebele Jonatan is an Ijaw man, so he deserve my respect! Lol. How mindlessly parochial! How shamelessly unreasonable! Because he's Ijaw, corrupt or not, cluelessly dumb or not, you will vote for him at d detriment of your country. I knew the guy was never brilliant...I only needed an 8-minute vid clip to reconfirm it.

Calculia:
Randy: Married Man Nabbed For Impregnating Girl, 13
MATTHEW DIKE
— Feb 23, 2015 | 2 Comments
The Lagos State Police Command has arrested a 32-year-old married man who impregnated a 13-year- old girl in the metropolis.

The suspect, Lateef Gbolahan, was said to have been arrested by police detectives attached to Oke- Odo police station for impregnating the minor called Esther.

According to the police, the minor is two months pregnant.

Esther, whose parents are neighbours to Gbolahan told the police that he made love to her three times.

LEADERSHIP gathered that the minor told the police that Gbolahan had earlier threatened to kill her if she revealed the secret.

The minor explained that she was afraid to tell anybody until people began to notice the changes in her.

A police inspector attached to the station disclosed that the suspect said, “It was the work of the devil. He used to send the girl on errand.

He said the girl came into his apartment after an errand and told him to lock the door and urged him to do it with her. He said he slept with her only three times. Now the girl is two months pregnant. We have transferred the case to the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID), Panti, here in Lagos.”

The mother of the girl, Mama Esther, said the police should leave the man if he promises to take care of her daughter.

The man’s wife was said to be very worried and ashamed that her husband could do such a thing.

The suspect’s wife and mother of one cried that “the devil crept into her home to disgrace them and has succeeded.”http://leadership.ng/news/413472/randy-married-man-nabbed-for-impregnating-girl-13

the best part of the story IMO

PhockPhockMan:
This is a serious warning to Ndigbo.
He who have ear, let him hear.



#ihavedecided. GEJ TILL 2019.

Abeg shut up jor...Like say Ojukwu and Co were holy angels

What if u got married and he chases u out 4weeks after the marriage? Wetin u for talk? Rebrand sis...move on. He must have his reasons but then u just have to be thankful because it could have been worse.

Nice...it's so touching... Is the same one Ramsey Noah became a drug addict init? That Chico ejiro is a good producer.

Thank God rice is not on the list