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hayqinsbFX:
whats your email..

I have responded to your email. Check it out. Cheers

Hi all, anybody coming to Canada can call me for hook up. If you going to Conestoga, WLU, U of Waterloo, Georgian College, Seneca, Humber, York University, U of Toronto, Lambton, or any school in Toronto and neighboring cities (Guelph, Waterloo/kitchener, Mississauga, Hamilton, Barrie, Orillia, etc), dm me. I can pick u up at the airport n take you to your school - Free ni ooooo
Two of my friends and my brother are planning in coming in in September so I ll be glad to help you from the airport...especially ladies and guys .
Cheers peeps and all the best in your processing.

Stale!

meforyou1:
just go ahead with the marriage plans. it's her past life.

Her past life is before we met or before I propose to her, not a few days to the wedding...and to think it wasn't even my pregnancy? Mehn that's totally unacceptably unacceptable...

jamesbawa:
this pple no dey finish

Guy I tire o! E come remind me if those old war films we dey watch as kids, the enemies (sufayos) no dey finish at all

Please, where do they bury these dead guys? 1000 killed last week, 2million killed 3 days ago, 1 killed 30minutes ago, and 600 killed etc? Where do they bury them? Are you sure these guys are not rising again to fight? #ZombieWorld

How many presidents has nigeria had that u asking for best? Or you meant HoS?

Awon oniranu gbogbo...MASSOP ko, MASSOKA ni...oil greed, power mongers, imposing their parochial tendencies on the gullible people and deceiving them with the promise of a glorious future where every one will live happily ever after. Park well abeg.

boujaye:
[size=20pt]Buhari of 1984/85 is not the same Buhari of today,
this man has grossly depreciated in faculty and idea.[/size]



[size=20pt]Nigerians vote wisely!

GEJ is OK ... regret only![/size]

Lol. Mumu.

Chai! This girl catch me o e be like say na among boys u been grow because I try hard to convince myself say i no di those things but mehn...na foolishness make armed robber swear for Amadioha shrine say him be thief no be robber...I guilty.

Trash!

chelsea1116:
My P.E teacher told me I wil alwez b fat

Lol but didn't he also say you would be grotesque like Gringory?

Perhaps because she said it in French you didn't understand she meant you are the most unlikely to succeed in Mathematics. You should have asked her to say it in English.



_{#DontBiteTheFingerThatFedYou #TortoiseHead}

Just acting. Chidinma is Lynxx's

Daluuzor:
Lol, that's good riddance to badt rubbish. Paying them back in their own coin is such a good way to treat them, and when you do that, they will scream blue murder!!!

Guy how u take know? Smh, they ll say all manner of things...tag u a criminal, this that...Ladies are mysterious mehn.

Nonsense! why u self go suggest umbrella? Umbrella? Of all the things wey dey naija? Can't you see other parties in other countries? In Ghana, it is corn, in Senegal it is face cap, in Guinea, it is sandals...Ehn. Why didn't you too try to be creative, and suggest something like...err...err..like cottonboard for instance. Or even scissors. Smh, creativity zero. Why won't they dribble you!? Even if u had used toothbrush, we would have appreciated you the more. Shior!

rokiatu:
lol dumb azz did I tell you I was worked up? An idiot. .tic troll with no profile pic again thank your balls for Internet. Actually guess what I am shorter then your dinning table but then again but guess what it doesn't affect you I any way so do me a favour and stick your middle finger I your azz for me hahahhaha. And if you really have balls and maybe a 2 inches pen. .s just put your profile pic on for 24 hours. I dare you lol

Lol...this is what happens when bad bi*tches need a bf...lol. Nah. I ain't buying your yams. You'd be d first to dm me on seeing my pix. So I ll save you the stress of trying to scam money off your peeps to buy high heels to reach my waist like cos I'd need you to do the heads.
Any, just tripping for your grotesque pix and advising ya to NL-trash bi*tches like yourself, not nig*gas...we ain't super nice, you already know that, sure you not just beauty without brains (though bust n butts are missing) .

rokiatu:
what the fu...ck do you know abt fashion lol cheap attention seeker. Those are not my real legs they are yams but guess what? Are you the one carrying it or is it? No right so back the fu...ck off and last I check I wasn't talking to you nor did I even notice you was here.

Chillax b*itc*h, I was just helping you make your point and sell your raw yams...ops! Sorry, I meant your ideas...You don't look bad to me though just that I fear you might just be 4'5 in real life making u just a little taller than my dinning table..but hey, guess what? You are pretty just the way you are





_{#MeanNiggas troll on #BadBitches}

rokiatu:
hahahhaahhahaahahahhahahaha lol can't have you. Nigga if you are dreaming get up pleasee you look like a prisoner, you know one of those prisoners that have taken so many di...ck in the an...us. Internet is really giving ya all niggas balls.

See who's talking about nigg'as and balls... Are those your real legs or are they just raw tubers of Ekiti yams? I'm guessing your neck is even longer than those thick arms of yours...lol...But I like your attire sha. It's like of one those old Japanese outfits in the days of Bruce Lee. lol. Just kidding Pretty girl but nigg'as don't like being trolled by b*t*ches...

Daluuzor:
Nice one my guy, am just pissed with people telling the Op to hit the gym! why should he? to impress a girl? what if he s not the gym type? abi na everybody dey like gym ni?
I can never hit the gym to impress a lady, I would rather hit the gym for a good health.
There is a 99% chances she will cheat on him, since she loves abs, she will definitely fall for it.
Op, do the needful,
KICK HER SORRY ARSE OUT!!!

True talk guy...even though the yeye girl get yansh like horse, I still pretended I preferred Toolz shape just to teach her a lesson. Thank goodness I left her...a big pain in my butt...

If she's still under 24, then she still has a fish brain. (No apologies) . Young girls, <24 are found of doing that. I remember my ex used to watch Flavour's pix on instagram n make faces like she's tripping. It was just to get at me or so...I just thought that was childish. But then, she was just 23 so I thought, you never serious bae.
So my advice, get two stars especially ones that are not so fine but endowed - Empress Njamah and maybe Tools, use their pix as profile pix on ur bbm, Wassapp, laptop desktop, and always say stuffs like,"mehn, this girl get 3Bs o - Butt, busts and brain, Chai! And she come ebony black join!"...Trust me, she will fight with you, not talk to you for 3 days (that's the highest fish brains can go) but will get sense afterwards and repent. it's like panadol, it works always.

babarazy:
I am not supporting Buhari because of his age, I am not supporting Buhari because of his accent, I am not supporting Buhari because he is Hausa/Fulani, I am not supporting Buhari because he is a Muslim, Christian or a theist, I am not supporting Buhari because he was once a military man. Whether General has certificate or not none of my business. Whether he is a computer litterate or not, I am less concerned. Strongly, I am supporting General Muhammadu Buhari because he is not a corrupt politician. GMB will never allow our $256million be spent the way Stella Oduah did under Jonathan's government, otherwise she will be prosecuted. Buhari will never allow over $20billion excess crude squandered like the way it was done under Jonathan's government. Buhari will never allow
Bokoharam killing Nigerians, as a matter of fact why
will Camerounian soldiers will be winning war against Bokoharam and Nigerian soldiers at loosing end? Buhari will never allow someone (like Maina) to run away with pension money without him been
prosecuted. Buhari will never allow Olabode George to be wasting Sure-P money on PDP at the detriment of all Nigerians as alleged by Obanikoro. Corruption is what is killing us in Nigeria, if you enter any of these politicians house (s) you will weep for generations unborn as you see fleet of cars parked left unused. My people, my people, please let us give General Muhammadu Buhari a trial, it is a matter of FOUR years, I believe he will not fail us, even if he fail, we will also send him back to Daura with our votes. Buhari/Osinbajo the best team for now. APC change

Oh ye poster, thou art spoken well. Verily verily, I say unto thee, thy God whom thy serve, even thy maker shall bless thee beyond measure. Selah

R0ckefeller:
Abeg wo be dat man wey open teeth for dat 1st pics

Na ogbeni Bisi Akande, former governor of osun or so....

tit:
they should beat the foolis apc man to coma.
the man wan die beacuse of 100 naira?
is the money is own?
is it his picture in the money?

apc people are gready.
they will follow deadi bodi into grave because of money.
i will deal with them all.

Daft attention seeker.

Lol. See person wey dey talk? See kettle calling the pot black. See spade wey dey call spade spade...Is this not the same Musa Balarabe? the first governor to ever be impeached in Nigerian political history due to gross incompetence, public funds embezzlement and flagrant corrupt tendencies in the second republic? So such a personality now have a moral ground to discredit a federal institution like INEC? Lol.
I laugh in Tiv...

Oga, shat up!!!

This na CORRECT ERROR!

Chai! So this us the scumbag who has been parading himself as VP fir 6yrs? Some people should never speak in public...Rambo, er...sorry Sambo...I bow to you o

On point.

My main problem with sex after marriage is the fact that such couple risk getting married to frigid ladies or impotent or semi-impotent dudes. True.

After getting married, you then realized your wife is frigid and wouldn't respond to urges no matter how hard the bros tries. Maybe a result of circumcision or childhood surgery, bros is stuck!

On the other side, maybe bros is nearly impotent but believing that marriage heals everything, gets married, waits till the wedding night, sister is all ready, wet and willing but John Thomas refuses to respect the national anthem. No matter how skillful sister foreplays the JT, mba! Then sister is in a dilemma.

And those advocating no sex before marriage (especially parents and church members), will now start asking you silly questions, especially your mummy. She 'll be like, "Ah ah, Bolatito, didn't you test-ride the machine before u bought it?". Then Bolatito (sobbing) will be like, "mummy, was it not you that said, no test-riding before purchase?". And mummy will be like, "Shut up there! Nonsense. I thought they said na lion papa lion pikin dey resemble. Odenson. So na everything I dey say you dey obey abi? Alakori"

Nashoji:
asori for you, you cant even type the name of the party correctly. it is apc not app. by the way, pdp have asked apc to oeganise the debate themselves and invite our amiable presido to come, yet you deceivers cant do it or are you guys trying to us that even if you write down the answers of the questions that is going to be asked and hand it to buhari, he is still going to make mince meat of himself? i dey help you and this your fake general the shame.
chai.

Bros, those who live in glass house don't throw stones. I made a typo typing APP in stead of APC and you bit hard on it not knowing you will be making a fool of yourself. Now, look at all the yeye things you wrote in there. Apart from all your embarrassing spelling pooh, your tenses are a reflection of your 'amiable presido's shortcomings. Simple sentences you can't compose, mechanical accuracy, zero.
Now, on to the second sentence you made, so writing down the answers and handing it to a supposed PhD holder is the way to go? Are you as dumb as your whole write up here?

Advice: Just be an onlooker; better to shut your mouth and let people keep guessing whether you are intelligent or not instead of opening it and confirming just as dull your indomie brain is.

DesChyko:
Only incapacitated frustrated people resort to insults when they can't drive their points home

Now, who is insulting who? I see how educated you are. Don't be ignorant is an advice, you either heed or bleep. And FYI, your expression here shows you are actually ignorant.

DesChyko:
Evidence of this to buttress your claim at least, especially in a typical Nigeria-like scenario.

That's the point, and the point is that you have refused to open your mind to what's happening around the world. You said in a typical Nigerian environment, everyone holds presidential debates, what is wrong with being unconventional to achieve desire results. We knew right from the on-set that the debates were rigged with Dokpesi being a PDP chieftain, what did you expect? Presidents hold town meetings all over civilised countries; it is a way of reaching the grassroots. GMB debated in all his previous contests. He even floored GEJ in the last one. So, resulting to Town Hall is nothing but a strategy no one saw coming; it should be applauded. It simply shows the difference between being a politician and being a technocrat.

DesChyko:
I'm talking Presidential debate, you're talking Ministry of Health.

Must it be presidential? what is the essence of it being presidential? I cited a very near example by referring to the Ministry of Health, we have heard cases where Obama held town hall meetings, community hall meetings (Canada), and so on. Bro, this is a no-pointer

DesChyko:
Yes. Like fielding an ill-prepared aspirant. That worked wonders

ill-prepared? How? Becuase he will not honour the shoddy debate set to tarnish his reputation, now, you call him ill-prepared? Dude, seriously?

DesChyko:
AIT hosted, APC cried foul play. Channels TV took over and you're screaming foul play. Scaredy cat. That's why we need educated individuals. We worked hard enough to know nothing good comes easy. We expect the worse and take the best as a plus. Well, there's always BBC Hausa with Lai Mohammed as the host if you need a petting session on TV.

Educated individuals? Great. A so-called PhD holder (unverified), ruled this country for 6 years. Please bro, show me the difference he has made so far? Baba Iyabo is not as educationally decorated as Mr. GEJ, yet he made landmark moves in his first few years as civilian leader. I'll take you back to school: Who built all the major infrastructure in Nigeria, and when? 85% under the different military regimes. Who was the most educated of them all? Maybe Gowon. Did he hold a PhD? No. Did he hold an Msc? No. What does the 1999 constitution stipulate with regards to qualify/disqualifying an aspirant? Minimum of WAEC. Does it mean the constitution is flawed to stipulate that? No. A sitting president, with a caricature PhD made a grave and unforgivable grammatical blunder just a few days go...so much for literacy. If you really want educated leaders, you should be campaigning for the likes of Wole Soyinka, Elechi Amadi, Pat Utomi and maybe make a trip to the graveyard, resuscitate late Chinua Achebe to come rule.

DesChyko:
Lol.. What class of elites still attend 'town hall meetings'??..
Even keke drivers find it outdated. Well, that's where he belongs, amongst the poorly-informed, else he'ld have been better prepared with his certificate issues amongst others.

Don't be ignorant dude, Town Hall meetings is the order if the day in the western world. One was still held this morning in TO by the minister of health, and two to follow later today. This is strategy. This is why you should expect the unexpected from the APP guys, they do the unconventional to achieve results. GEJ had the debate questions and answers already, we weren't born yesterday dude.