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We run Nairaland #Simple Truth!

You mean "You ruin Nairaland?"
Mine is simple o jare ... 18+ (Video censorship age)

Without any ojoro, compare these big lyricists' lyrics

BUSTA RHYMES - GIMME SOME MORE

Yeah
As a shorty playing in the front yard of the crib
Fell down, and I bumped my head
Somebody helped me up and asked me if I bumped my head
I said "Yeah"
So then they said "Oh so that mean we gon, you gon switch it on em'?"
I said "Yeah, Flipmode, Flipmode is the greatest"
Knowing as a shorty, I was always told
That if I ain't gon' be part of the greatest
I gotta be the greatest myself

C'mon C'mon, Yeah, C'mon
Yeah nigga what, what a surprise
Get ya sumn', make a nigga close both of your eyes
All my niggas gettin' money capitalize
Die little small guy, we on the rise
Everything a nigga touch platinumize
Fully equipped, you know we come wit' all the supplies
Got a big gun, and I'ma show you the size
You Bleep wit' any of my Flipmode family ties
Me and my niggaz be comin' through stalkin' you out
Killin' off any and everything you talkin' about
See you in the club, now we walkin' you out
Shoulda' thought twice 'fo you went and opened your mouth
Yo, anyway we stay keepin it movin'
Fuckin' with the wrong nigga, hope you know what you doin'
Now blame me, all the same niggas is lame
It's not a game, makin' names still splittin' your frames!

[Chorus:]
Y'all niggas had enough?
Gimme some more
Y'all niggas want the wild shit?
Gimme some more
Yo Spliff where the weed at?
Gimme some more
I know ya'll niggas need that
Gimme some more
Even though we getting money you can
Gimme some more
With the cars and the big crib
Gimme some more
Everybody spread love
Gimme some more
If you want it let me hear you say
Gimme some more

Flash with a rash gimme my cash flickin my ash
Runnin' with my money son go out with a blast
Do what you want, a nigga's cuttin' the corner
You fuckin' up, oh to go ahead and meet the reporter
Yo, she tellin' news on how you switch to a bitch
Little fake funny style, nigga chill with a snitch
So now I pass and trait over your blood and to ask you
Make a little room for me and all my niggas to pass through
Cartier, Sidney Poitier, hooray shit
What with all my niggas from around the way shit
When I come through you niggas know I do my thing
Bring more shit that generate money, chi-ching
Arrest you lyrically flow and caress you
Bless you, then a nigga come to your rescue
While you assume a nigga blossom and bloom
I'm comin' soon hit you with a boom gimme some room!

[Chorus]

Yo, live nigga shit know what I mean
I represent while we gettin' money and reign supreme
Hope you niggas know we comin' through full steam
Can't see you better turn on your high beam
All my niggas while I'm ringing the sireen
Flipmode be the glory niggas on my team
Never should you ever try to Bleep wit' my cream
I O.D when my shit get all in your bloodstream
Everytime we be rippin' it be blowing it down
Blowing you off fuckin' wit' the hottest niggas around
Like it's when me and my people run through your town
Holdin' it down takin' a while and then gimme my crown
Ay, yo! All my people need to come and surround
A nigga be hittin' so much it make you fall on the ground
Sure to make you shout that's what I be all about
Turnin' you out makin' all you niggas fall out!

[Chorus]

Mode 9 - Death Blow
Death Blow


I didn't want to do this, cos ur careers already thru,
now look whut u did to u Ama hop back in the lab and bring the ether to you
I got more respect for your dancers than you,
heard you sacked a few cos they refused to sleep with you,
No wonder there's nobody left in your crew,
Suave Nomolos jafar and T boi all left you,
Now you wanna pull a P-boy (plan B)
coming at me boy your getting destroyed
Im talking to you, the track was a decoy,
take my advise read boy stop faking,
You said im Lame but I take u out like Liam in taken,
Your pitiful ridiculed stop making noise , listen and learn,
My fire go burn my tire go turn individual lyrical shut up u little Bottom worm,
U claiming that u got doe u still skinny,
Cocoa yam head long neck like a guinea fowl,
I told you before una go bow,
I vowed not to blast u , I rap pass you,
I'm bringing a wrecking ball for your sand castle
built to out spit out wit and outlast you,
My delivery bangs like letter bomb parcels ,
spit in your face and shake the hand of KENNIS,
Now your contemplating suicide like Ayeni,
Look Napoleon get ready for your waterloo today,
ama prove it mic wise you got nothing to say
"wild like a baboon under the moon"………nothing to say.
Your going ape poo rite now you don't want it,
the joint you did with nice was nice cos NICE was on it,
Boys don't spit,
boy dey vomit,
boy are sick,
boys are not smiling we no well oh,
SWATROOT baby those are tight rappers ,hello,
You rap for mechanics I rap and you panic leave you manic depressed damn it,
im too NICE,I expose you, now your covers compromised,
shame on you, now pull your head warmer over your eyes,
Take it off , eh hen !! Modenine is with the prize,
Im bigger than you lyrically forget about size ,
heard your third albums gonna be your last bye bye,
Hustling to sell it to shoe makers they no buy,
waka waka waka was a track that nobody felt,
OJB rap better than you, you need help!!
Know your secrets but I wont hit below the belt
Huuuuuu@@ do I hear a sight of relief??
Too easy I thought son was nice with the beef,
Im the rap pugilist knock the plaque out ya teeth,
You aint banging you're a fire Cracker ,
im the poo man you're the poo packer,
RASQUIE was wack but your new shits wacker!!!
Ama RHYMZO that Bottom you're a boomboclot!!!!!!!!!
Head warmer in the sun , whut are you,
don't let me 50 Jah you( 5o cent , jah rule)
End your already ending career and discard you,
Let me help you out you got a little money ,,
MAINTAIN got more money than you aint that funny,
No ,
the funny thing is you're a dancer now ,
trying to compete with KAFFY and SUZIE howww,
Mr Penguin Happy feet just got served ,
banging didn't bang .
No NICE words ,It was wacker than your freestyle for SILVER BIRD"S 25th Anniversary,
Daddy Showkey took you to the nursery, mercy me ,
now you wanna kick a verse for me,No courtesy,
I just Aired him out TYSONIZED him ,
with his ear in my mouth,
I got more verses dude , I no fit shout ,
we can make it personal you know whut im talking about,
I got some info on you incriminating no doubt ,
many former close friends and they all ratted you out!!!!
Hashanah ………, Talk till fade

Mode 9's verse one alone all through...no chorus, no verse two...super doopa career ending 50 Jah-ing rap song!

LEXYCOM: I need to marry oone of his under age daughters...

All of them don marry since they were 6yrs old...and at 13, dem don born like 4 pikins each...and at 20, dem don become grandmothers because dem pikins self don born again and again, so if you are still interested, well, I wont try to discourage you any further.

[quote author=ola_pluto]I dont mind you calling me names, it doesnt really bother me. Please provide your interpretation of how section 29 b (4) links with supporting child bride. If you can do that, then we can have an intellectual convo.
You might want to read this review before coming back: http://telegraphng.com/2013/07/misguided-campaign-on-child-brides-12/[/quote]Jeez! Ola, did you freaking read this article before you directed me to it or you just assumed since brother Tunde in your backyard said it had nothing to do with child marriage, then you took that as gospel truth? Here is the last part of the article you directed me to read. Plead read carefully or get in touch for more enlightenment on it:

article: It is a struggle to see how, from a literal reading of s.29(4)(b) CFRN, it can be interpreted that the ability of a married female child to renounce her citizenship amounts to an endorsement of child marriage. Therefore, this campaign should be driven by a proper legal base e.g. why the 2003 Child Rights Act is not receiving any attention, or a proposal for the restriction of religious freedom, rather than misconstruing s.29(4)(b).
As can be deciphered from the preceding paragraphs, deleting s.29(4)(b) would not make child marriage unlawful.

If there is a,literary confusion or ambiguity, then it is easy for lawyers to defend a 67yo who marries an 11yo...lawyers don't live on clearly stated documents or expressions, they thrive on ambiguities...that's the message bro

phildon: That is Nigeria and her gullible youths for you. I think the Senator's explanation is just too clear. If you have anything against Senator Yerima, I think it's entirely a different issue.

But then, Senator yerima himself came out to say he would d everything to support under age marriage or did you not read that, Mr smart youth? every word of the law is a criminally-written one that makes a crime a good thing. those guys knew the implication of wiping out that clause...especially the northerners or do u think they just came to the house and someone just said let us wipe that clause out of the constititution? No. They had meetings with seasoned lawyers before coming to the house. They knew what they were doing. The names was published by an opposition member, that's how we got to know about this move, if not, it would have gone the way, so many others we do not know, had gone. This is politics bro, it is not for the feeble minded or the uninformed. Don't call the youth gullible...it is inappropriate

[quote author=ola_pluto]Well understood Senator. We know those who jump on bandwagon are not the intelligent ones. That Section 29 NEVER mentioned or endorsed child marriage. As long as it serves some emergency activists purpose, they conveniently twisted the whole thing. Stella Damascus even made a video highlighting her misinformation. Many cosmetic activists on twitter, facebook and even here on nairaland needed to get busy, so they picked on Yerima. When they all settle down to digest the bill, I hope the reasonable ones among them will retract and apologize.[/quote]Bros, noooooooooooo! I restrained from this very strong temptation to call you a name. I am a changed individual ...But then, these guys knew what thy were doing. truth is that:
1. they never knew that the names of these guys WHO voted would be published
2. They knew the implication of voting against that particular clause of the section....a lawyer could interpret that in many ways. We were lucky to have been informed on the implication of such a move
3. They never knew that Nigerians would understand the implication of wiping that clause out of the constitution.
Wake up bro and get a good understanding of the law. If they say, "As from 6pm, children can no longer play outside their homes" a good lawyer could interpret this to be so many things like 1. curfew after 6pm 2. who is a child? What is the age bracket of a child? 11? 12? 13? 17? If a 30yr old man still has the brain of a 10yr old, then he is a child...the law is a criminally-minded document written by criminals...take a cue from Zimmerman's Self-Defense and Stand Your Ground clauses in the US constitution and how he won the Trayvon's case with these...we are enlightened bro. We know what's up

PRESS RELEASE BY SENATOR AYO AKINYELURE

Senator Ayo: DISTINGUISHED SENATOR Dr. AYO AKINYELURE,FCA representing Ondo Central at the upper Chamber of the National Assembly, hereby wish to make the following clarifications on the above subject- matter to correct the wrong allegations of VOTING INFAVOUR OF 'UNDER AGE MARRIAGE' as widely reported in the PUNCH NEWSPAPER of July, 20th 2013 on Pages 9-11. Which has now been subjected to various interpretations.

What the Senate considered for determination under the review of Nigerian Constitution was RENUNCIATION OF CITIZENSHIP UNDER THE NIGERIAN CONSTITUTION.

THE QUESTION BEFORE THE SENATE FOR DETERMINATION WAS WHETHER A CLAUSE WHICH PROVIDES THAT "a married woman is deemed to be of full age to renounce her CITIZENSHIP OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA SHOULD BE RETAINED OR BE DELETED?

Section 29(1) of the Constitution of Federal Republic of Nigeria provides that "Any citizen of Nigeria of full age who wishes to renounce his Citizenship shall make a declaration in the prescribed manner for the RENUNCIATION"

The question before the SENATE FOR WHICH I VOTED I INFAVOUR WAS THAT A MARRIED WOMAN IS DEEMED TO BE OF FULL AGE TO RENOUNCE HER NIGERIAN CITIZENSHIP.

THIS IS QUITE DIFFERENT FROM VOTING IN FAVOUR OF 'UNDERAGE MARRIAGE' as now widely reported in the Media to blackmail Senators of FRN that believed in peaceful co-existence of Nigeria as a Nation.

I wish to EMPHATICALLY MAINTAINED THAT, I NEVER VOTED INFAVOUR OF UNDERAGE MARRIAGE AS WRONGLY REPORTED IN THE MEDIA. WHAT I VOTED FOR WAS THAT " a married woman is deemed to be of full age to renounced her citizenship of FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA as entrenched in the CONSTITUTION SINCE 1999.

This implied that RENUNCIATION OF NIGERIAN CITIZENSHIP IS QUITE DIFFERENT FROM AGE OF MARRIAGE OF NIGERIAN CITIZENS UNDER THE CONSTITUTION OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, I SUBMITTED THIS CLARIFICATIONS TO THE WHOLE NIGERIA AND THE WORLD AT LARGE, THAT MY PEOPLE IN ONDO CENTRAL AND GOVERNMENT OF ONDO STATE DID NOT SUPPORT UNDER AGE MARRIAGE IN ALL RAMIFICATIONS.

Is that why you have to kill us with this grammatical holocaust? If them nor leak the names of these pedo-philips, would you have come out to 'clarify anything'? Abeg spare us your sorry story jare. We know you are trying to savage your political career but mehn, 'You can fool us once, you cannot fool us forever'
Ordinarily, in the face of these growing protests and public outcry, these guys ought to have resigned long time...but as per say na Nigerian politics, 'resignation' nor dey feature for the politicians' dictionary until dem disgrace them commot for office. Yeye people.

Guy, you are fast o. I was just about to post this. Anyway, big congrats to the Royal family. The King finally arrives!

akpomeme: It is laughable for Prof. Wole Soyinka; a well-respected Statesman to demystify the grandeur of his personality on the basis of “standing on the side of truth” one too many times, on utterly whimsical state of affairs in Rivers state.

It is astonishing that such a man with seeming repute for knowledge and wisdom in socio-political affairs of Nigeria can no longer differentiate between personal attacks and elderly advice to our nation state.

Personal attacks in the sense that in a frail where Patience seems to be one of too many male players in the Rivers state crisis, Prof. Soyinka singled out the first lady to trash. Amaechi, who ordered the violent maiming of another Honourable member is yet berated by our selective elder statesman “Wole Soyinka”.

More so, as an elder statesman, his advice should have played a key role towards uniting warring factions than dividing Nigerians who may or may not have qualms with the utterances of the “Mad Old Professor -MOP” (Tweet by Dictator’s Daughter,July, 2013). Without remorse, the MOP went ahead to reiterate his earlier statement which brought about criticism of his perceived chauvinistic statement against the Girl Child and the Nigerian Woman.

In the MOP’s own words “People said I call her a domestic appendage, what’s the problem with that? What’s the problem with Madam Shepopotamus? The questions yet unanswered are: Who were Wole Soyinka’s wives? What were their experience as wives and mothers whilst being a domestic appendage to the MOP. Why do they all share a common history of being married and divorced to the “Mad Old Professor”?

The deliberate attempt by the MOP to do the cleaning of dirty politics played through his demeaning conjectural use of words against the first lady is very unbecoming of statesman. Indeed, the fickleness is worrisome. In an already divided entity such as ours, where ethnicity, religion and regions play a huge role in our political views, the MOP has added a new twist of sexism and thoughtless fancy utterances in order to satisfy his benefactors.

In my opinion, his lend voice so far, has been more entertaining than making any positive impact on the society. The correlation between the first lady’s actions and her physical attributes are two different issues but in the quest for buzzy headlines and less about being a father to warring factions, the MOP has demonstrated that he cannot be taken more seriously than the words associated to him. It takes a He-popotamus to know a She-popotamus.

Whoever the author of this jargons is, get schooled. Prof. Wole is far above your reasoning. Because you forced uncommon vocabs into the piece of trash you wrote doesn't make you a sensible author.

But then, this boy is a small boy cant possibly be older than 18 or 19 (max 20)...Following his twitter account on his profile, i checked him out and alas...

...but if na the lecturer dey show this kind of lustful interest, the world will scream say this is a 'pervert'! Twisted world

Abdul Adam56: When will Dbanj got married?

I like that. You did it intentionally because u know say predators go prey on u for the intentional error. We don wise up abeg...

Big shame. Look at her face self.

nagoma: Ostracized by the world ? I know what you mean by the world. That happens when your decisions are nationalistic and may actually acquire your country's real independence. The current Nigerian government will never be ostracized by the same world . Who will ostracized a directionless mega - corrupt government anyway?

About the insults you directed to me , sorry it shows your brothel upbringing . It is the fault of your female parent and her men clients , they can't give what hey don't have - manners - anyway.

See, he was ostracized. he was never a welcome leader anywhere apart from his fellow pariah countries. Without doubt, he was the worst leader to ever rule the country.
As for the insults I decorated you with, I take them back and apologize.
As for the insults you decorated me with, it shows mum and dad did not teach you well to have referred to my parents. Obviously!

masu: when will our yoruba brothers get matured.

now all of them are jumping into response to this young girl comment.
is this the sophistication you all blab about. pls this is childish.

wole belittled himself the moment he went into market fight with a woman(PEG)
That moment he lost my respect. as soon as am concern all we see in him now is "WOLE" the "SOYINKA" has far gone.
SOYINKA is the real professor we know but
WOLE is the tribalist and cultist tht is all that remain in him now.

Camel! Thats what you are. When Chinua Achebe pointed out issues afftecting Nigeria before his passed onto glory and Gowon felt he was taking a jib at him, nobody said Achebe was being tribalistic. Soyinka pointed out the problems affecting us (which of course is obvious to every living soul, unless of course you are a dead fish), now you say he is being tribalistic. if Dame Jonathan was hausa, you would v said the same. What if she was Yoruba? would you have said Prof Wole was being tribalistic? Wake up mumu. save for Mitchell Obama, people hardly know the names of country's first ladies. They respect themselves because their position is a privilege. Nobody voted them in. But PEJ is a different kettle of fish altogether. Someone who isnt so sound should either avoid displaying her ignorance openly or secretly get schooled. PEJ is an embarrassment. And Gumsu, although is entitled to her opinion, she also complicated matters. Wole did not insult PEJ unless you are saying 'The First lady should be a lady first' is an insult. It is an advice! Go back to school bros.

nagoma: Gunsu is right! Wole Soyinka is only full of airs and therefore empty. He is an overrated story teller . A critique who carefully chooses his prey based on kinship and fortune. A guy who can only lead a demonstration. He has never lead a proper household let alone a community or society. Gunsu , don't let them intimidate you like that . You are entitled to your opinion as a Nigerian.Your father was a gallant soldier a brave Nigerian who meant well for the country- far superior to the midgets we have these days , messing up the country in the name governance.

I guess you are also craving attention aboki. Her father was a brave soldier who looted unabatedly, murdered ceaselessly, terrorised crazily. Ostracised by the world and his own people, yet you said he meant well for Nigeria. Mention one 'well' thing he did for Nigeria, baboon. I guess you were still being b.reas.t-fed when he ruled the country. Mumu

Na wah o. Abokis will always be abokis...abi this yeye girl (abi na woman self) nor know say the name 'ABACHA' in Nigeria is 'SHAME'? Somebody school her please. Living on the stolen money her father stashed away, she still has the guts, the mind to come out and insult a national (international) icon whose fame is grounded on merit. SMH. Instead make she even start from small first (like helping to insult CHIDI Llyod) and then gradually go up small small (like joining the anti-child-bride protest), she jump straight to OGA at the TOP! FATAL ERROR! FATAL ERROR!

Correct! it's true. i just saw it now. Live score now shows league table as well...Nice one.

A bunch of pedo'phi.les! old fools defying underage now have a legal backing! Unbelievable! This is what we get when mediocres are elected (or rigged in) as leaders...Shame on the Edo man n his Ondo counterpart...disgusting pedo'phi.les

bol2010: bro SOCIETY EXPECT ME TO DEVIATE....I cnt kip typn correct grammars al d tym,WORD for a clueless blank brain with a daft mind lyk u?GO get a lyf big bro!!

Ok. Noted. God bless you too.

this is what ttwitter rants can cause...from £15m evaluation to £850k? Even Torres can buy him to play in his gardens. Pride goes before a fall. A bitter lesson learnt in the old age and in a wrong way! SMH

yuzedo: Somebody f..ucked that goat! A goatfucker is on the loose!!!

I don die! You human being so?

Boll2010: wtf! Dis certainly africa wont grow,y 8 is popularity on nairaland doesnt mean u shld 8,cuz u hear yuzedo evrywhr doesnt mean u shld 8,u started d last bullet tin on nairaland n pple startd doin it n dts creativity,oga yuzedo bcarful oo,wen hatn on u on nairaland 1da d real people arnd u#hatn is bad

What are you saying na? Try french if English no understand you abeg.

nneh1: . You really tried typing this shit.was ur fingers not paining you?.

Cool down na...na just copy and paste na...haba! Are you a learner?

deols: Oh really? Make the corrections nah

I have seen myself making those kinds of mistakes of recent. Like writing sensors when I mean censor.

I let it go. #notime

Correct! I dey suspect you be Lasgidi lady...#notime at all...correct lady.

deols: 'It is one less thing to think about.'

That was Mack Zuckeberg's response when asked why he dressed the same way all the time. Steve Jobes was known for the same thing.

It probably is a billionnaire's way. You'll understand better when you get there

I am impressed with what you wrote...it's quite impressive! Though some spellings almost stained your beautiful reasoning but I guess 'that's one less thing to think about'...lolz. Nice

sobastical: There you go again, odesco

Haba! Don't be mean to a fellow human being na...the guy is not odesco na...he is odenson! simple