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Well, some of them are unavoidable and shouldnt be on the list

Acelifted: 1. Talking during a service.

C'mon mehn, they are not zombies. They could talk but not chatter! for instance, brother John can ask from brother James what verse of Acts pastor Luke just mentioned.

Acelifted: 2. Texting or surfing the web during a service. (One person mentioned seeing people playing video games on their phones.)

Okay, so this one is not nice...but sometimes when the sermon is becoming unusually long...(Ok, not good altogether)

Acelifted: 3. Sleeping—or snoring!—during a sermon.

Well, as led by the holy spirit It is called 'sleeping in the Lord'

Acelifted: 4. Clipping fingernails during church. (I was amazed at how many people listed this offense. One person said his church’s sound technician clipped his nails routinely during the sermon, and it was amplified over the loud speaker.)

lolz, aint that funny? thank God na fingernails, what if na toe nails the bros dey clip nko?

Acelifted: 5. Answering a ringing phone in church.

Not good...at all...even if na $1m contract from Dangote, don't pick the call.

Acelifted: 6. Constantly getting up and leaving the auditorium, presumably to use the restroom.

This shouldnt be on the list. Some people are meant to use the washroom every 10mins...otherwise service go quick end...gaseous effect

Acelifted: 7. Walking out of a service early, especially during a prayer.

They missed the blessing already.

Acelifted: 8. Letting babies cry incessantly in the service.

Shouldnt be on the list. I mean, can u tell a crying baby to shut up? Let the babies cry, it is a sweet sound to the Lord (IMO)

Acelifted: 9. Chewing or smacking gum. (One friend from Puerto Rico said he is particularly annoyed when people “chew gum like a goat.”)

Whoever does that needs special deliverance...

Acelifted: 10. Public display of affection. (One person complained about a man and wife who enjoy giving each other back rubs during worship.)

You mean in the church?

Acelifted: (1) “Pushing people to the floor while praying for them”

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Acelifted: (2) “Saying ‘Amen’ 100 times during the sermon”

What's wrong with this anyway? na holy spirit dey work bro ;

Acelifted: (3) “Taking change from the offering plate”

i only know 3 people wey fit perform this miracle - lagos boy (first timer in church), Area (my waffi bros) and nna bros (especially if he isnt expecting any container from abroad, every change is worth keeping ;

Acelifted: (4) “Swearing in church” (I didn’t ask for the details on that!)

This one serious oh!
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Acelifted: (5) “Drinking beverages during the entire service.”

This shouldnt be a problem na...why cant people drink beverage or what during service?

frosbel: I never said TV was bad oooo.

I said one should watch with caution especially here in the west with all the nudity and profanity. That we are against deeperlife traditions does not mean we are for lawlessness.

If you are led by the Spirit there are certain things you will not watch on TV.

There is a TV in my house, I hardly watch it, my wife watches decent movies and my kids watch cartoons.

I have locked down our Internet firewall so that no wicked web site can be mistakenly visited etc.


It's all about discretion and modesty, however what is good for us should not become a rule we make for another person, let God lead the hearts, a heart truly for GOD will set no wicked thing before it's eyes.

" I will not set anything worthless before my eyes. I hate the practice of transgression; it will not cling to me."- Psalm 101:3

Noted

ceospecial: NL breeds... Wasted generation

Ode! See as you resemble your gateman - wasted family

frosbel: I was like you Bro, left deeperlife last year and have been free to follow and love JESUS ever since without the bondage of tradition.

Though, I must say that while I have nothing against TV, TV does have a negative effect on children and possibly adults, since it is a tool for media misinformation, information and propagation of an agenda that is not godly. If used for documentaries and the news or hooking up to a DVD then it is perfectly fine.

Internet is far far better, you can restrict what you watch etc.

If you say TV is bad, then internet is worse. Soon, Deeperlife will ban all electronic gadget - smart phones, ipad and family, computers, etc - since they are all media stuffs. now, if all these are banned, how will the word of God be spread to the other parts of the world? Curious. Many have watched Tv since the second day they were born and have died saints and godly. Deeper life is a religion...

Okay, so this is over doing it. Is this church a kind of cult or what? Whatever happened to peace and love in the presence of God? Wearing a fitted dress on her wedding doesn't not in any way undermine or compromise her faith. She did not go nude for Christ sake! This is wrong! Totally wrong. The couple started their marriage on a miserable note. I suspect they are doing all these to keep their members who are so one-sided in their thoughts. If the husband could wear an Italian made Gucci suit, why can't the wife use a modest french tailored gown! Hypocrisy redefined!

EatmyShorts: Don't be Stupid. Dangote is educated.

Don't be stupid, do you know what is going on on his mind as the guy dey talk?

Gate be like: So, that's the panacea...the FDI is prerequisite and sine qua non!

Try it in Saskatchewan and see how ur blood go circulate... u go fear na

Oh boy! these girls fine oo...Chei! Chei! especially that ya sister...nice package. make I just tell ma maama say na u biko...she go happy die!

collynzo2: The same guy is all over facebook and Instagram as we speak, enjoying London life.
https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/38424_102568679798611_513432_n.jpg Big gbuoy!!
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Omo na true o! na the guy be this o! Chei! See sunting!

Pdizzle: Discovering ur talent is also important, the bible said 'your gift shall make a way for you'

yeah...OP, hope you dey hear o...Okocha, Kanu, Mikel, Akeem Olajuwon, Henry Akinwande all of them no go LSE, Harvard and others oo...infact, na hustle dem take finish from Odigbogborafe Grammar school for Otukpo...but money dey, fame dey, VIP, VVIP, HIV, RSVP...so, watch. use your talent...shoe making is one strong talent!

free2ryhme: Did Obasanjo and Dangote schooled outside nigeria

Chei! Olopa ooo! If person dey lobomise grammar like this person no go be successful at a very young age o!

this video is like 3 years old na...we don see this thing tire abeg...the guy suppose don be 18years old now anyway. I hear he escaped from the room they gave him to stay overnight in UK...sharp bad area guy!

But why their bullet proof vest come be like life jacket for amateur simmers like this? Thanks Aminho Alanguro...

How them nor go impersonate una? See as domain name long like devil's spoon bookings@empirematesentertainment.com

You worked hard abi? Because we dey buy all those your yeye music abi? Because we dey shout to see you for shows abi? Because all those yeye mosquito legged girls dey drip to see you perform on stage abi? That's hard work abi? Ya fada!

More so, getting a 'well paying' job could be hard for you as a fresh graduate becuase they can't pay well for a greenhorn so u might want to start making preparation for your business. Develop a business plan...More importantly seek counsel from professionals (consultants). It pays off eventually. The irony of it all is that if you start of on your own biz now, people would probably think you are no good, or hopeless about getting a good oil company job...that whatever you are trying to start now is a result of frustration etc...So, do a Cost-benefit Analysis.

My take on this is that you should try to get a paid job for now. There are many reasons for this. 1, being a fresh graduate, chances are there will be high demand for you because they'll believe your brain is still fresh and you are eager and enthusiastic to work. 2, you need a corporate life experience so that you'll know exactly how businesses are run. that will give you an idea of how to manage your business properly 9unless you are looking at being a recharge card seller in which case you'd need no corporate experience). 3, if you start straight into business of your own, flowing from No 2, inexperience could ruin your business and create a whole load of negative energy. No 4, You need capital and one solid way to get it is by getting a well paid job (Although a well paid job could be a mirage in Nigeria). Finally, if you start off as an entrepreneur, you might find it hard to start applying for jobs after a while.
On the other hand, if you have been doing your business before and you have years of experience (even as a fresh graduate, you could go straight into it (provided you have the capital and courage). I know many who plunged into it straight after NYSC and are doing great now. It was rough initially but I think they are making sense now. So, if you get a well paid job, I would advice you take it...it is the easiest way to start own business. As the Yoruba would say (I bi pelebe la tin mu ole je...lolz) We start eating moi moi from the flat angle - the easy angle...lolz. Pardon that but I hope you get the drift. All the best bro.

REALITY101: Sounds like we've ban ged the same girl. I don't understand why Nigerian girls lie over virginity bullshhitt. Even a hoe from Las Vegas could be a virgin in California

Lol. Oh boy, u nor easy o..

bknight: No funny smart lies. Just dumb lies!

Ok, so tell us your own smart lie, Mr No-Funny-Smart-Lies-Just-Dumb-Lies...

FILEBE: Nna mehn. Na una lies funny pass! Al of una name na LIEnus Igbokwe

Liar! How all of us go be LIEnus Igbokwe? 75% of us here na ELIAS and ELIJAH

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Thank God say I nor dey there...

ypeace: The FUNNY LIES look FABRICATED while the TRUE LIES are NOT FUNNY...... Buh all in all this thrend is full of interesting peepz

Bros, tell us ya own na...abi na true true u and ur girl dey lie to each other?

I don't like telling lies to guys!
I laughed. Liar!

Abdulsquared: : from international footballer 2 international pastor wander shall neva end

[quote author=Akin-David] Wonder please![/quote]Maybe he actually meant 'wander'...as in moving from international footballing to international preaching...something like that ...Let's pity the guy abeg...allow am use wander just for today. thanks.

ucluiz: Wat of finidi george.

He plays piano for Methodist Church, Yaba.

sexymoma: please what is going on with this celebs turning to saint, Liz Benson is now an evangelist, eucheria too, Now it Taribo.
Hmmmm am afraid i might wake up tomorrow to discover Tonto dike and cossy are now general Overseer in one reputable church.

Taribo has been preaching for a long time bro...even when he was in Italy.

remecy: Marriage is school for two person where you never graduate from. Admission into the great institue should not include any of the list below PLEASE.

1. Good food. – Sorry, you don’t need a wife to eat good food. House-help or fast food can help.

2. sex – This is part of reason for marriage but should not be the only reason.

3. Solution partner – It is true that you need someone you can pour your heart to at all time. But you need to know that the other person also needs your care. If all you want is only yourself to be heard without considering the other person, then what you need is a counsellor, not a husband or wife.

4. Beauty – Never marry because someone is beautiful or handsome! Beauty fades. Simplicity is the key, however you must be attracted to the person.

5. Money – You may have financial need but marrying someone just because he/she is rich won’t sustain the marriage

6. Pressure -
“I am getting old”, “My friends are all married”, “My family are complaining” – These and many more are the excuses some people marry!. But remember that you are the one that will live with that spouse and not your parents or friends.

7. Spirituality – “He speaks in tongues”, “He attend church regularly!”, we know them by their fruits and not by their being religious.

8. Conversion – I will change him/her after marriage. 99% chances are that he/she will not change after marriage if they didn’t change before marriage.

9. Fantasy – Some just get married because others are married and they don’t want to be left out.

10. Low Self Esteem – Some people feel they would not get someone to marry them, else they quickly rush in with anyone that comes their way, not knowing them to an extent.

Apart from all the aforementioned, what are the wrong reasons people get married?

There they go again. Strike! strike! strike! Person go enter school to study a four year course, go end up spending 4yrs + X (where X is always > 3years). smh

Here are their pictures

Let's have a a little fun playing the guessing game. It helps you to do more research and stay abreast of whats going on around us. I'll start with a question and a list of options to pick from. Let's see how it goes! Have fun
One of these Hollywood heavyweights was born at UTH Ibadan, Nigeria. Guess who!
A: Manu Bennet (Crixus in Spartacus)
B: Hugo Heaving (Agent Smith in Matrix)
C: Idris Elba (Derek in Obsessed)

Which one of the guys in the first picture?