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Wait o...wait o...wait o....this man here, was he not the one who broke the tripod to mortal kombat the man in black jacket? Abi wetin dey happen here so?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXcbMzrYiyw&feature=player_embedded

Obiagelli: Thanks for pointing out my error

You are welcome Obiangeli...any time please, any time

Obiagelli: Good they acknowledged there error, i hope others follow suit. To many lies against this man by the corrupt and their blinded poverty stricken followers

It will be better if you too acknowledge your own errors, so that others can follow suit. Their not there, too, not to...FYI, the editor never said the publication was fabricated or false but that some aspects of the publication were not verified before they were published...E no mean say na lie abeg...SEMANTICS sis..

[quote author=Anyi.]truth is we too don't care about them both![/quote]Well, we actually do...that's why they keep making FP especially on Nairaland...I think (i think ni o ) one young 20-something CEO of a popular social media site in Nigeria from Kogi state has a thing for Tonto Dikeh...that's why whenever she farts (even in her toilet), it makes FP on NL...

Garri the 1st: GEJ is a disgrace to the office of the presidency. His greed for power will see him destroy the Nation and spill the blood of Nigerians.

1. Destroying the North by sponsoring Boko Haram and later sending in soldiers to finish what his BH people started.

2. Arming and financing ND militants.

3. Attempting to bring BH to SW.

4. Arming OPC and other secret cults.

5. Sending thugs and murderers to destabilize Rivers state...


And the list goes on...

Are you high?

yuzedo: You people need to chill abeg! Diamond Bank engages in regular recruitment especially of entry-level staff. Career progression is in pyramid shape, not everyone can/will reach the top. If an institution establishes redundancy in identified staff, don't they have the right to terminate appointment? A business is established TO MAKE PROFITS, this isn't the goddamn civil service abeg, lets be objective.

The only cause for alarm will be if their benefits weren't completely paid, otherwise management reserves the right and prerogative to hire and fire as it deems fit! (in line with best labor laws/practices of course).

P.s I hold no brief for Diamond Bank, just hate to see subjective gibberish being bandied because a muthafucka with an agenda has a laptop and internet connection. The Big Corporations aren't always the bad guys, sometimes slackers abound in the system, i'll be damned if some lazy-bottom negro with a sense of entitlement feeds off my hard-work. This ain' no socialist state, bruh!

Ok, so now that your English is a little better than average, na yab u come here come dey yab? Better switch back to your mumu English make we hear word.
...But I like that your line oh...

yuzedo: The only cause for alarm will be if their benefits weren't completely paid, otherwise management reserves the right and prerogative to hire and fire as it deems fit

The thing objective nor be small...

Heyy! Thank God things are getting better. before before, they used to sack 2000, then God intervened and they reduced the quarterly sacking to 1200...then God intervened again - 700, and God intervened again, 400, and God intervened again - 250 and God intervened again 150, and God intervened again 110, and God intervened again, 105, and God intervened again, 101, and God intervened again now it is 100...

Was he spending his salary before? The money he gets daily is more than what he makes quarterly as salary....and why church? Why not a motherless babies home or even somewhere else...Abeg we nor get tribal marks jor. If after the 23rd month he still has pot belly, he should be probed as to where he got money to feed himself and his household. 23 months salary? Na so e easy?

When they call off the strike, let all the students start from part one again because dem don overstay for house forget all the things dem learn before before

Maybe thats the only guy wey understand pidgin english for china

Dee60: In football, you should expect criticism and Keshi should know that. It is all about tactics and sometimes you dont get it. Big Bro, learn from Mourinho. When things go wrong he accepts the blame, smile and promise never to have a repeat. Our performance at CONFED was abysmally poor.

We have to warm up to experienced players. We should not allow ego to blind us. Mourinho and Ronaldo were not in the best of terms last season, but they both managed to get on professionally. I really do not understand why players in top leagues are shut out of the eagles!

We were defeating minions at regional level and we thought we could play against Spain as we played against Togo!

If osaze did what he did to Keshi to Mourinho, he would never play professional soccer again. How well did Mou manage his relationship with Casillas and Ramons? Besides, who were the foreign based players to have been selected? Who? List them make we hear...

Please dont confuse us oo...the man on the bed is the attacker! the attempted murderer! thats him. His name is Hon. Evans Bipi

Culled from Punch Newspaper:
“Then he (Bipi) reached out for the tripod that stands the camera, used it freely on me, himself and Chinda. They flogged me to their satisfaction, I didn’t just utter a word until I was asked to run because they had brought in people with guns. When I looked at the gallery, they were shouting who is the Lloyd, who is the Lloyd.

aikuda: I guess that is what analysis is about- to analyse an existent issue or a phenomenon, usually with a view to profer solutions or improvement. It is similar to what you are doing now!

Yeah, u said 'analysis' not castigation. There is a difference, you know...there is a difference between 'Perhaps if the foreign based players had played, we would have performed better. they have the experience and exposure' and 'Why didnt Keshi use those foreign based players? Why is he waging wars against them?'...A big difference bro.
And FYI, 'analysis' is not necessarily reactionary, it has to be proactive. You can and should analyse a situation before it occurs. You don't analyze a war after it is lost; you analyze the situation before u jump into it.

Havent you guys noticed that the analyses of these so-called professional analysts are always reactionary? They run their analyses after the matches have been played and then blame the coach for what he did/didnt meanwheile nobody said anything about the problem or loophole before the matches. if those guys had won or at least reached final, they would have said Keshi was d best in the world, he had vision to have used those home based boys, etc blah blah blah...
Oliseh for one cannot manage the national team because he has a very high ego cum pride so tay if any player talks any how or do anyhow to him, such a player is grounded for life. He would have resulted to social media to exchange words with Osaze when the Osaze-Keshi issue rose, were it an osaze-Olishe thang. Oliseh is arrogant and sometimes he talks without a care, unprofessionally. (i still remember the things he said about Yekini before he died)
Back to the Confederation palaver, Moses had an injury so was Emenike...apart from those two 9and of course Yobo), who else could we have invited? Musa plays abroad, Ideye, Mikel, Efe, Enyeama, Omerua, etc what exactly is the point?
And by saying 'WAGING WARS AGAINST FOREIGN PLAYERS', oliseh is trying to create a problem and dissent to make it look like Keshi is actually anti-foreign based players which will so unfair to say the least. Osaze was the only player who missed out as a foreign based player for the right reasons, Oliseh made sense because his commnets came after the tournament. Anybody could have said the same and even better because we all watched the matches and saw the lapses. Apart from that, he isnt much of an analyst abeg.

If there was law in Nigeria, and very conscious well enlightened individuals or groups in Nigeria, this man by now should be cooling off in police cell, to be charged for
1: Attempted murder
2: Violent assault
3: Abuse of office
4: Abuse of privilege
5: Hooliganism
6....
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208: Public nuisance

yes, 208 count charges...he will rot in jail for this he did. Tout!

lee007: I was almost tempted to show 'them' here what our Politicians do at home....but on a second thought I was afraid of what 'they' will think of me as a Nigerian...no wonder they still think we live on trees Sad!

Please don't o...me self almost proudly displayed my country's shame but i come remember say my country's shame is my shame...

Chibuhealth: Wow! Wahala dey ooo, plz is it only in Rivers state that all these kind thing happens?.....imagine the stick, he wan kill snake?

I swear na these same people go dey talk say areas boys dey heartless. Imagine what dat guy did? Pure disrespect for a national symbol (the emblem). I still cannot believe this happened in Naija...so so embarrassing! I suspect that 'planker' was among the culprits of the ALUU 4...judging by the way he handled the plank. Thug!

This is a longer clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI3wU4jZRCQ&feature=player_embedded

Moderator, please help transfer this to front page...Nigerians home and abroad must see this glaring show of shame.

Wow! I just saw this video and I was shocked beyond words. This actually happened in Rivers State House Assembly! Planking and clubbing like there was going to be another ALUU saga! And these are Nigerian law makers? Same!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM9P9nxNMA8&feature=player_embedded

Wasnt the guy (I mean the angel) supposed to come from up (like heaven, you know), glowing and smiling tenderly like a caring mother of two?
I believe in angels though but this could be real...talking from someone I know's personal expi.

For what u did, I give you that cute nurse as reward. take her home. na me talk am. Thank you.

A decoy! Ramadan is here, they want cease fire...when Ramadan ends, wanton killing continues...na wah o

As much as i like Vec, i think he just murdered his lyrical reign. Although his punchlines here are original but too weak...Why pick directly on Modo he never mentioned ur name, he just spilled generally as most rappers do...How many times has VEC called himself the king of real rap? Nobody dissed him because those are general words in rap...but u picked on Modo? Why?
On the other hand, i dont think VEC released this track. He had a problem with YSg days back so somebody must have leaked the track to conpound his present woes...He must have been saving the track for the day modo or so would diss him but somebody blew his foul yansh...
Ask from Ruggedman and Ghetto P...its like RIP to their career that never read made the P...lolz

So this bros never marry all these days? Na fine gurl he marry o...see teeth wey set well

Now,I just saw this on a blog and thought it's worth sharing. Vector takes the first shot! A massive diss track. First it was Reminisce, now Mode 9. Can't wait for Mode 9 to respond. Let the war begin!
Download, listen and enjoy.
http://leemagazineng.com/blog/listen-up-vector-the-truth-mode-9-diss/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook

ignis: Thank God.... Am not guity of any of them.

Righteous man Saint Ignis...you sure say nor be u dey take change from offering basket even before u drop ur own monee inside?

234GT: Charging phones in church is the craziest thing people do in church.

Wait till dem start to the carry laptop go church go charge..

Suo! So as Yudezo come repent from mumu English to sam-sam English, he come transfer the sickness to Miss Yudezo?

[quote author=Miss_yuzedo]all the netwurk advart were peoples are happies becos of cheap call ratings. kant dey afforded to buy 50,000 richard kard likes d one my sweetus olways loading for me[/quote]Mumu english

yuzedo: Ah! Don't get me started! ALL Chi/Chivita adverts! Blood of God! I swore never to buy any of their products! Daft! Irritating, disgusting adverts with girls using embalming cream as make-up, rètarded concepts, wtf?! Serious demarketing! In short lemme go and consult my blackbook of bastard adverts!! Dem plenty!

Correct english

Nna mehn, una be one and the same...Former Yudezo and new Miss yudezo are one and the same...how come una dey always dey the same topic?
Na since NLers bash Yudezo for his mumu english he come born Miss Yudezo to take up his old life while still retaining the old life...yahoo boy!

smoosh15: You have a big problem if your stupid head isn't telling you..

Lolz...Mos def, you are one of those wey dey collect money from inside offering bag...put N50 take collect N100 change... mumu

Afam4eva: I'm guilty of number 3.

Which one exactly? Is it just 'sleeping', 'snoring like a raging bull' or 'sleep snoring'

Thermythorpe: i am guilty of nos 1,2,5,6,7.. May God forgive nd help me...

I sleep wen d sermon is very boring, I mean VERY boring ..

Lol

Your sins are forgiven son...go and sleep no more!