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1: Yudezo
Mrs_Yudezo
[color=#000000]Mr&Mrs_YudezoSon[/color]
Yudezo & Sons

Abeg bros, you get problem?

angel TI: This dele is big and ugly sha on top say he get money

You wey nor get money abeg make we see how handsome you be

They should be warned o...Chidi Llyod is armed and dangerous o...

Finally! Someone noticed the role of the akpako master in the fracas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=75xMpS01Koc#t=68s

I second! Gbam! In a civilized society, the man, by now, should be tendering his resignation or cooling off in the cell. Imagine a police officer partaking in such barbarism. Let us face the facts, if the northern governors asked for his removal, they are justified. Since the southerners (civilians and civil society join) could not (and did not) ask for his resignation or removal, then do not criticize the northern governors for this.

supaeagles: you are welcome and for the record, I liked your version too, it was equally funny

Correct guy! May your days be long!

Broker23: can't u appreciate a gud thing? Who knows hw ugly u look

the guy is super ugly, come black join.

You then post your own challenging 'Guess Who' question and see who guesses (or cheats) right.

yuzedo: dis can never never happened inside Banana Iceland... ohhhh poorverty is dissease!!!!

Welcome back! For a while we thought u would never regain your lost personality.

collynzo2: Enjoy your ignorance bro.

Oh I see. It shows they were about to crash land? oh ok. Thanks for leading me out of ignorance. You will be remembered!

supaeagles: [url=http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/eat-drink-man-woman-16/what-does-%91bang-ding-ow%92-mean-ar-4299973.html]what does Bang Ding Ow mean ?[/url]
I believe @collynzo2 is correct.

Yeah, i think so too...its just a gaffe anyway. Thanks

binhozie: Like it or not bro you are wrong
All those names coincide with expressions of the pilots before or during the crash
And yes bang and ding are sounds of a crash and ow is the expression of someone who probably hit his head so where does "bang the hole" feature here you pervert

Hey perverted Judge! Easy on yourself...why commit suicide because someone else likens a sound he hears to something else?

collynzo2: sabi sabi Band Ding Ow is more like noise made before explosion.

haha bro, you dey here again? Which kind sound be 'bang Ding Ow'? na from your village that kind one dey sound o...as far as me concern, that sounds like 'Bang The Hole'! Deal with it

Correct! Icey Princey!

Yeah, she was suspended because of the gaffe but the whole episode is really funny.
'Some Thing Wrong' for Sum Tin Wong
'We Too Low' for Wi Tu Lo
Holy F**k for Ho Lee Fuk
'Bang The Hole' for Bang Ding Ow
oh my God! How I love Asian names. lol.
I guess they will need the services of an experienced lawyer called 'Ai Wee Su' (I will sue)

Happy birthday Noah. We found your ark finally

2011, Wizkid debuted as a 19year old...2013, Wizkid is 23! Magic!

Maxymilliano: Most of the protesting youths are unemployable ...

true. thats one of the main problems

afangide: In Akwa Ibom state(esp.in Annang) if a grandchild plug and eat any fruit and any body complains about it the tree will not bear fruits again unless a grandchild appeases it

Doesnt make sense na..everyone is a grandchild to some grandparents...my father is the grandchild of my great great grand father...so was my great great grandfather...and my uncle is the grandchild of his grandparents...my point is anybody could appease it then since everyone is a grandchild of some grandparents.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]There's a man under the bridge that leads to Ikoyi or thereabout (don't ask the name, half the time I have a hard time remembering where I am when I am in Lagos) who does the same thing with charcoal and water....absolutely STUNNING pictures, so beautiful it makes you cry that so much creativity in one teeny tiny finger. Sometimes, it's hard to keep from cursing the wretched Nigerian Educational System which looks down on Arts.

In another country, that under the bridge guy will be celebrated. He'll have his own show in the top galleries and his paintings will be selling for thousands. In Nigeria, he has to contend with half-witted buyers who have very little appreciation for art and believe buy art is doing an artist a favor so they don't starve.

It's so so unfair. [/quote]it begins with you bro...someone saw this one and gave the artist some publicity...not the government. it's high time we started taking responsibilities for our cause. if you were broke and wretched with correct university certificates, people would blame the government for joblessness (and maybe the poor old woman in the village) but if you make it big after school, you don't give credit to the government.

Babzilla: AMAZING
THERE'S THIS GUY
HE USES HIZ RODDY PIPER
TO PAINT
THEY CALL HIM PRICASSO

mad man

[quote author=P.Stacks]In Newyork, the lights would inspire you..
The streets would make u feel brand new..
Its a city that never sleeps, if it sleeps it means u'r in Ambulance....
Good girls gone Bad, d city's filled with them..

People in Newyork hav diffenrent problems so they can think and be creative. They can have rest of mind and focus their creative energy.

Is it in nigeria that I'm thinking how I will buy gas for my generator because I'm sure there'l be no light at night that the artistic genius inside would come out this way.. Never![/quote]Mumu...like there is no creativity in Nigeria abi And na people like you dey always first discourage those young boys using nylon to do kite because you think say e fit hook nepa line.

See talent! Correct! using her fingers wisely. Naija guys eh...I swear wetin them dey take their fingers do eh...only God fit judge those guys...only God...SMH

k2039: The day forbes declare me as the richest man on earth.

Oh boy, that one na for 2099 o! I nor think say u go still dey alive then...maybe posthumous declaration sha

That's a black boy saving a white gurl o...And the frockers set Zimmerman free for killing an unarmed 17yo. If this boy too was killed by the abductor, pretty sure he would have claimed self-defense against an unarmed 15yo. American judicial system...the best in the world of crazy people!

Prof. will never honour such a lame gathering with Dame PEJ! never! The Samba team cannot play against Nigeria's super falcons! Never! Its just a joke of a call

But truly, PEJ shouldnt have said what she said. Prof Wole Soyinka has brought more honour to Nigeria than madam has and will ever. So PEJ as a public office holder (abi Office of d First Lady nor be public office?) shouldnt respond to public criticisms like that...If GEJ were to respond to everyone who calls him retardeen, by now and till he dies, he would still be responding...She is the first lady by mere chance. She didnt campaign, she wasnt elected, na because she get GOODLUCK as husband. Late Madam Stella (Keep RIP) wasnt this loquacious. baba nor go even gree self. PEJ is the type that, if her husband nor be Goodluck guy, wey just rent one room for a face-me-I-face-you apartment, i swear na gbege be that for that neighbourhood! Everyday early morning fights with tenants for no reason at all (or because of toilet queue). Wahala woman abeg.

Oh boy, na so so nna girls i dey see. BTW, where is miss borno? Abi boko haram don arrnage all the girls for there ni?

SlyIg: I now call on Amadioha on all the idiotts that have quoted my post with insults.

Okija Juju, tell your gods to do something terrible to all of them this night.

Oops! ur gods must have slept off lastnight...I guess they had too much ogogoro to drink...or perhaps na ur grammar confuse dem self...