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Looooool! Whitlow and vaGInA?

I think Ojo Maduekwe is due. Maurice Iwu must go!

@tpia: dat part surprised me too. U know women, they're full of surprises.

She's married. She wants to have handsome, beautiful and intelligent kids from a man she loves, which her man really isn't. She said that she can only achieve that if she gets impregnated by a cute dude, and I'm the one cos we've known for a while b4 her marriage. Her marriage was arranged because her dad has strong business connections with her father-in-law. She obliged to save her dad's interest. Now I'm so confused with the offer as I can't afford not to have my kids to myself, I'm afraid of touching another man's wife because of karma. I asked her about her husband, she said I'm not to worry, she can handle it. I'm confused.

Your uncle has a point, tho a very hard fact for one to embrace. It's meaningless afterall. Why did we come here? I keep asking. After all the noise, a cold inescapable quiet comes. That's why my dear, you have to stop whining about women and their antics. Lol! Vanity!

I love the governor. Action man!

Do people do in d dark? Why? What's there to hide? I have to c every.

Why?

@yjay: Hehe skin doc! Ok. Thanks.

@Why would I crave your attention? I was actually respondin 2 ur 1st response. U r takin dis nl thing 2 personal? I wonder d kind of person u r. U can't be a man no matter how much manly and domineering u may sound. Damn!

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]bleep off. i dont even f&^*%^* know you.[/color] 

@Amaka: I smell pretence and denial in ur stance on this.

Princek12:
All these girls who claim they won't bath with their boyfriend, even when the boyfriend invites them to do so, will be the first ones to say Naija, or African, men are not romantic. From the way it seems, it is these gals who know nothing about being romantic. For God's sake, why do you have to marry someone to bath with them, or what is the big deal in bathing with your significant other? Lawd have mercy for some Afriko girls?

Don't mind them. Na d ones wey just go obodo oyibo small come dey form Beyonce. Be real girls. Be real!!

It'll be unwise for a guy to always try to get even in any relationship with a chic, it's not a what-you-give-is-what-you-get arrangement, sometimes it's lose-lose for d poor nigga. There's this ego thing in every woman that suppresses their show of gratitude when u do stuff for them even while the relationship is still kicking. They only feign appreciation when they want to milk you the more. It's wiser if you did her a favor just because it's in your nature to do so, not because you want to earn a 'thank you' afterall. Be wise boys!

@yjay: Blackheads. Wat hav u got?

Clippers are the best. Two daily.

Face.

My dear, has this woman thing got d best part of u like this? You hav to fight for ur mind and get it back. Don't engage an enemy you can't conquer. I just like women because of d uniqueness of their complexity we can't as men deal with. We can't do without them. Be a man!

By Festus Owete and Emmanuel Ogala

February 17, 2010 01:04PM




Despite the recent denials of members of the Senate National Interest Group of any plot to commence impeachment proceedings against ailing President Umaru Yar’Adua, there is clear evidence that such a plot is indeed gaining grounds in both the Senate and the House of Representatives.

Bala Muhammed, the chairman of the National Interest Group in the Senate yesterday denied any plans to impeach Mr Yar’Adua if the Executive Council of the Federation does not declare the president incapable of discharging his duties within 48 hours.

There had been reports that the National Interest Group gave this ultimatum on Monday in Abuja, the nation’s capital. However, Mr. Muhammed, an All Nigeria Peoples Party senator from Bauchi State told fellow senators at yesterday’s plenary session that he never uttered words to that effect. “I have never spoken to anybody,” he said. “I am not the spokesman of the Senate. I will never infringe on the institutional rights of the Senate. My group is just a lobby group and our opinion cannot be regarded as that of the entire senate; but even if I have said it, it is my opinion as a Senator.”

Uche Chukwumerije, an obvious sympathiser of the group, also denied the report, calling it, “a low creative fiction, amateurish, and its consequences are to diminish the image of the entire Senate and reduce all of us to little conspirators,”

Too far gone

However, sources at the National Assembly, said there is renewed anxiety in both legislative houses over a plot to launch such a process soon inspite of the resolutions last week, making Goodluck Jonathan Acting President.

NEXT learnt that some members of the House had actually met with senators belonging to the National Interest Group on Monday night, to deliberate on ways to bring impeachment proceedings against the president.

Another group, comprising solely of members of the House of Representatives, also held a separate meeting the same night to discuss the same issue. About 60 people reportedly attended this meeting and a prominent member of the group, who spoke on the condition of anonymity said the meeting discussed the President’s absence and agreed to wait for the decision of the Executive Council of the Federation, which is meeting today, before deciding on the action to take.

“Impeachment can be a short or long process, so long as it is not circumvented,” the source said. “But I don’t think we need to go that far unless we are pushed and that is if the executive council does not do what it is supposed to do.

We agreed that we will only fall back to Section 143 (on impeachment) if the council does not act in line with Section 144 of the Constitution. We also believe that if we start the process, the Executive Council of the Federation will be forced to act because they know the implication of impeaching a president.” The lawmaker said the decision to await the action of the Executive Council meeting was informed by the belief that Mr Yar’Adua may in fact be too far gone to know what is happening, and cannot therefore be charged with what he does not know.

“This is a Catch-22 situation. We see it so because gross misconduct can be intentional and unintentional. But in this case, it can be intentional because he (president) granted an interview to the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) and also signed the Supplementary Budget,” he said, adding, “we are looking critically at all these angles.”

Sole administrator

Our source said the group in the House will formally announce its name and objectives at a press conference before the end of this week, probably on Thursday or Friday.

Another lawmaker who attended the Monday meeting with the Senators also said the meeting was convened to harmonise views on the matter, “because the Senators cannot impeach the president alone.” It was gathered that some northern lawmakers at the meeting complained that their section of the country no longer have any voice in the Presidency, since Mr Jonathan emerged as Acting President.

Our source said they were worried that the position of Mr Jonathan was like that of a sole administrator.

Some 200 members of the House had, last month, asked Mr Yar’Adua to transmit a letter to the National Assembly in line with Section 145 of the Constitution and transfer power temporarily to Mr Jonathan pending his return from his medical trip.

Cliff edge

The Senate leadership has consistently denied any plans to start impeachment proceedings against President Yar’Adua if the Executive Council of the Federation does not declare the President incapable of discharging his duties by the end of today.

David Mark, the Senate President, said the Senate does not have the authority to give members of the Executive Council of the Federation an ultimatum on when to deliberate on the issue of Mr. President’s health status or capability.

Mr. Mark said the Senate’s position regarding the long absence of Mr. Yar’Adua is that moderation should be the key to handling the matter.

“This is a trying period for the country and people should not drive us to the end of the cliff where the country will fall to nowhere,” Mr. Mark said.

Saudi House Report

Meanwhile, members of the five-man team mandated by the House to visit Mr Yar’Adua attended the plenary session yesterday, but failed to present their report as earlier scheduled.

No member of the House raised the matter or asked the team for its report. It was gathered that the team had before the sitting told the Speaker that it would present its report on Thursday.

The chairman of the Committee on Rules and Business, Ita Enang said last night, during a telephone interview, that the report could not be presented because the team had not finished compiling it.

Although he would not confirm if it will be presented on Thursday, Mr Enang said the report could be brought within 30 minutes, and it will be listed by his committee.

The Minority Whip and Action Congress leader, Femi Gbajabiamila confirmed that the committee is still putting its report together, saying “let us give them the benefit of the doubt.”

The critical bill

At the end of the plenary session, Dimeji Bankole announced that the public hearing on the bill to amend Sections 145 and 199 of the Constitution will commence today and urged members to attend the event.

The bill, sponsored by Suleiman Kawu (ANPP, Kano) and 33 others, is titled “A Bill for an Act to Amend the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Cap C23 Laws of the Federation of Nigeria 2004 to Make Provision for the Vice President and Deputy Governor to Assume and Discharge the Functions of the President/Governor during their absence or Temporary Incapacity and for Matters Connected Therewith , 2010.” It was read for the second time on February 4 and referred to House ad-hoc committee on constitution review headed by the deputy speaker, Usman Nafada.

If passed, it will allow the vice president to assume the position of Acting President and discharge the functions of the president after 21 days of continuous absence of the President. It scaled second reading in the House of Representatives yesterday.

It will also allow deputy governors to assume the position of acting governors if their governors were away for a continuous period of 21 days.


http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5527839-146/the_plot_to_remove_yaradua_thickens.csp

In three weeks, the leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party hopes that a reconciliatory committee will be able to bring all the aggrieved party members in Anambra State together. The Vice-Chairman of the party in the South-East, Olisa Metu said in Abuja yesterday that the disharmony among the members led to the dismal performance of the party at the just concluded governorship election in the state.

He said the situation was so bad that some aspirants of the party had openly campaigned for the governor of the state, Peter Obi who belonged to a rival party, to win the election at the expense of their own party .

“The situation must stop and members should close ranks and work with the National Working Committee ( NWC ) of the Party if we are to win the forth-coming local government elections,” he said.

Mr Metu also pleaded with party supporters not to abandon their candidates as they mistakenly did to Andy Uba during the 2007 elections.

Earlier, Dora Akunyili, Minister of Information and Communications and the convener of the meeting, said the meeting has become necessary as a result of the acrimony that has crept into the party and caused disaffection among the members .

Genuine reconciliation

She explained that the meeting was not meant to castigate anybody, as that will not help genuine reconciliation which is sorely needed to chart a way forward for the party so that they can build a strong structure which will guarantee success in the upcoming local government elections and 2011 general elections .

Present at the meeting were Simon Okeke, former chairman of the Police Service Commission; Arthur Eze, Chinwoke Mbadiniju, a former governor of the state; Stella Odife, Tony Nwoye, Joseph Okonkwo, John Moghalu and several others .

The party also condole the family of the slain AIT reporter, Efenji Efenji. “Our thoughts go out to his family who had the misfortune of witnessing this horrendous act. We urge the law enforcement agencies to get to the root of this matter and fish out these criminals and bring them to justice,” it said in a statement.

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/Metro/Politics/5527814-146/why_we_lost_anambra__.csp

sead:
Its good 4 couples 2 sleep in d same.it not only brings dem together but it also help 2 settle disputes.if a coupl hav a misunderstandin nd they sleep in diff rooms,they wil find it hard 2 settle their disputes but wen in d same they hav no choice than to settle

So if you dont sleep in d same room you cant have issues settled? We wont sleep with issues unsettled, every issue must be settled there and then.

beingme:
i know it hurts, but am not married to get divorced tomorrow

You never can tell my dear, nobody plans for it. People may surprise you with rude changes.

Pray and see that it doesn't happen.

dominique:
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