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5. After your 2mins of fame, back to ghostmode/irrelevancy.
6. Shalom

[quote author=P.Stacks]Did shekau say Obama, hollande and Netayahu were no match for him or not? I need you to answer.

If you don't understand Hyperbolical statements, I'l educate you.
Even a minor knows Shekau can never get 10,000 miles close to anywhere Obama is even if obama goes to the heart of Borno.. It amazes me people as daft as you exist or just live a lie.. Are we facing serious security challenges or not.. Who says I want a visa to America? Have I said so?

Guuush mehn! Your level of comprehension disgusts me if you swallowed everything as it appeared hook line and sinker, ur brain couldn't put 2 and 2 together to read inbetween the line.. You talk of Sell-out, I wish I could sell you to Boko Haram and you know the intensity of what we face in Nigeria, you are no better than people Boko haram has cut short their lives, do we continue like this, I would gladly sell out if that's what it takes for this Boko haram menace to come to an end.. With people like you, this country would never move forward. Let me just spear you, cos I don't know what to do with you! You'r no match mehn! I won't give you attention.[/quote]I guess having been called out, you are trying to claim that you were being sarcastic. Too bad you arent brainy for that. Its sarcasm not hyperbole.
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[quote author=P.Stacks]So Obama should stop and have Boko Haram Bomb his motorcade abi.. Didn't you hear Shekau said "Barak Obama of American, Francois Hollande of France and Benjamin Netayahu of Isreal are all too small for him to handle"

I wonder how u just post anything, Obama is too Executive to come visit GEJ, he has done the right thing by Summoning GEJ seeing that GEJ can't handle Boko Haram issues, Very soon, you'l hear Un-Manned Drone Air-Strike in Borno weda GEJ honors the invitation or not, you people can go and ask Talibans in Yemen and Pakistan and Afghaniatan..

In GEJ's best intrest, he better run and heed the masters call.

All Hail Barrack Obama..

#Obama4Mankind.. *in young jezzy's voice

God Bless America and Pity Nigeria..[/quote]Who is this self-hating sellout? For all this thrash, its a pity you wont even be considered for a free visa to Hawaii.
Why hasnt that same Shekau gone to bomb Jonathan who resides here permanently? Is it Obama who will be guarded better than Fort Knox that he can easily target?
Think before you post next time, it will do you a world of good

Awww, this is so sweeeet!
Peter is doing something that most Dads do. How original!
Mtcheew

[quote author=Banku&Tilapia]Maladroit buffoon n a primitive foooool, Nigeria is not betta than any of da country Obama visited. He doesn't want to sleep in darkness wen he cums to Nigeria so he went to Ghana. Is dat a phucking crime? Kwasiaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aboaaaaaaaaaa like u [/quote]Who release this one?

Rita Sweetus you mean?
The way she kept her legs in the 1st pix looks painful.
That last pix is fit for a wallpaper.
She looks good.

Ogui eke: PASTOR PLEASE HELP ME I WANT TO JOIN U THERE IN SWEDEN. PLS AM VERY SERIOUS.

Nigerians! Always seizing available opportunities. Pay your tithe first

pc guru: Actually that,s a good thing becuz it means no divorce just the context of no return is used in a scary tone.

xynerise: Exactly

Sounds like a trip to an evil forest

Well marriage is almost akin to that! There is just no goddamn way out.

Billyonaire: You have been fvcked by Yahoo boys before ? I heard they have long di/cks.

Your composure is always on point. Will like to see you lose your cool one day tho!

Awww! How cute.
Congratulations as you begin the journey of no return.

See the effects of marijuana.
Stay away from drugs kids

trolling: i officially close this thread,if dem born u well, continue am

To be continued....

Is baby basket the same thing as the baby? Mtcheew