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Fashion › Re: PHOTO: How Many People Remember This? by demelza: 8:23am On Feb 13, 2015

Aarrgggghhh!!!!
My first sandals when I started primary school. Durable and stylish at the same time.
I still catch myself looking for it when I go to the market.

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Health › Re: Another Cholera Outbreak Hits Bayelsa State, Death Toll Now 36 by demelza: 8:16am On Feb 13, 2015

A whole Presidential state!
After they will pick up their frail bodies and go vote for their "broda" inspite of the fact that their communities have nothing to show for being closely related with the president.
God pls, never let me be this blinded in life. Give me the ability to cut away, with holy and severe force, any "family member" that is not looking out for my wellbeing.

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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: 2 Face Helps Annie Idibia Burst Her Pimple by demelza: 8:04am On Feb 13, 2015

Who exactly posted this on instagram and for what gains?
They let people into every facets of their life and start crying for privacy when they are going through divorce. undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: Only You Saw This!!! What Will You Do??? (picture) by demelza: 12:03am On Feb 13, 2015

eyeview:
Honestly speaking,going by the kind of problems I have undergone in the last 1 year or more,if I bump into this at my staircase and unfortunately for it I perceive that it is a demon(or whatever) that I need to kill to experience my turn around.....
A cutlass on the centre of its head from top of the stairs with my whole body weight will be the last thing it will remember.

ROTFLMAO!!!! grin

Them don really do you strong thing.
Sorry o!

Crime › Re: Assemblies Of God Pastor, 2 Others Beheaded By Angry Youths In Cross River by demelza: 11:58pm On Feb 12, 2015

I thought they said this only happens in the North.
One Naijariya - united in barbarism!

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Family › Re: 5 Reasons I Won't Take Relationship Advice Online - Kids Advising Parents!!! by demelza: 11:47pm On Feb 12, 2015

Thank God people are getting wise.
Its always amusing seeing monikers who regularly post on the numerous admission threads in Education giving advice to their papa mate. grin

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Health › Re: Chinese Man Refuses To Leave Clinic For 3 Years & Has To Be Removed By Police. by demelza: 10:17pm On Feb 12, 2015

LMAO!

The Chinese are one special breed

Romance › Re: Things To Avoid On Valentine's Day!!! by demelza: 9:53pm On Feb 12, 2015

Blackett:
Fvck it!

I'm tired of all these crappy female worshipping valentine threads. WHAT are the females willing to do for you males? What?! Why the bloody fvck should they only be receivers and not givers?? The highest I've seen them create threads about here for valentine, is poems! Fvcking poem writing!! And you nutters are hell bent on kissing their feet and what not with these write ups . . .

Wtf.

If you were a female, I would have sworn you were on your period.

Romance › Re: Things To Avoid On Valentine's Day!!! by demelza: 9:51pm On Feb 12, 2015

yemicoal:
Y?

Because I am tired of valentine threads everywhere.

Politics › Re: My View On Buhari's Wife And Her Evil N137 Million IDP Donation. by demelza: 9:51pm On Feb 12, 2015

udyheart01:
.
Really? Desist From Commenting On Irrelevant Views!

I just wanted you to be aware cos its obvious you think you are making sense. And that is really bad for society Sir.

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Politics › Re: My View On Buhari's Wife And Her Evil N137 Million IDP Donation. by demelza: 9:47pm On Feb 12, 2015

A Nairalander's Totally Irrelevant View on Buhari's Beautiful Wife.

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Politics › Re: My Constable Will Arrest Any Errant Governor – Mbu by demelza: 9:45pm On Feb 12, 2015

Good!
Koro and Agbaje would look good in cuffs if they try nonsense.

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Romance › Re: Things To Avoid On Valentine's Day!!! by demelza: 9:43pm On Feb 12, 2015

This falentine should hurry up and pass.
Haba! undecided

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Just Got Married Behind My Back , I Feel Like Commiting Suicide by demelza: 8:08pm On Feb 12, 2015

Nairaland General › Re: Beware Of This New Scam Technique!!!!!!!!nairalanders!! by demelza: 6:46pm On Feb 12, 2015

krall:
i dail the number and my camera stop working, my contacts got wiped and my phone shows message sent succesfully every 30 mins.

Your village people don finally locate you. grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Remembering Sexkillz And His Lover Ogugua88 by demelza: 6:44pm On Feb 12, 2015

Mi o raye shît mehn!

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Romance › Re: Reasons Why Responsible Guys May Avoid Toasting You by demelza: 6:42pm On Feb 12, 2015

englishmart:
Me: how are you baby.
She: I'm k
Me: how has your day been.
She: fine
Me: I like your dp, you look gorgeous in it.
She: k.
Hope You've eaten this evening?.
She: yes.
Me: thank God for that. I missed you today like die.
She: k o
Me: I will talk to you later. I'm on my way from work
She: k

Day 2
She: hi sweetheart!
Me: (shocked) yeah! Good day!
She: good day my love, how are you doing
Me: I'm k
She: I missed you o. You didn't even bother to call.
Me: (hian) k sorry.
She: ok no problem. I want to make my hair o.
Me: k
She: na wa for you o.. Na only "'KKK" you just dey answer?
Me: k
She: whatever.
Me: k na
She:Ehen am I expecting the money
Me .......

Eeeeeeeeediot! I resemble john Clinton for you eyes?

Nothing dey vex me pass the use of "K" for conversation. Once you start to use am, I know say the conversation don end be dat.

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Pets › Re: Please What Breed Of Dog Is This? by demelza: 5:44pm On Feb 12, 2015

Looks like a kelpie. undecided

Celebrities › Re: Oluchi, Iman, And Naomi Campbell In Rare Pose! by demelza: 8:59am On Feb 12, 2015

3 Amazons!
Black dont crack. kiss

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Politics › Re: Corruption: Two Unmarried Men Sleeping Together - President Jonathan by demelza: 10:56pm On Feb 11, 2015

*Covers face in shame*
The gene for daftness is deeply embedded in Jona DNA. No matter how hard he tries, he cannot escape it.
Make una pity am, he cant help it.

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Politics › Re: South-west Will Suffer For It In Future by demelza: 10:50pm On Feb 11, 2015

The suffering can definitely not be exceeded by the ones you guys are presently undergoing in your erosion-ridden enclaves.

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Romance › Re: Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria (BAN).. Special Announcement. by demelza: 10:47pm On Feb 11, 2015

We love danger, so we don't mind. grin

If boko haram attack, at least we died for love. wink

Family › Re: Hubby Doesnt Communicate by demelza: 7:28pm On Feb 11, 2015

veave:
That was how i ran away from one doctor like that oh.
Na so the guy go just they look ooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Me i go dey talk cha cha cha. Ah, first time. Second time. Third time. Omo, i run before we even start.

How will you be with a man/woman you are about to date and you cant even carry out a healthy conversation?
Tv-fone-ipad-book-look round-look round- look round again- tv-fone- ipad-look round... na wah oh...

Politics › Re: Jonathan Plots 2-Year Extension – Ojudu by demelza: 6:28pm On Feb 11, 2015

abraka00:
Even if he choses to stay for life, you and your frudulent APC cant do anything. If u make any noise, you shall be severely dealt with.

And your likes could not deal with Ibori when he stole your state blind. E-thug

Politics › Re: Jonathan Plots 2-Year Extension – Ojudu by demelza: 6:25pm On Feb 11, 2015

stevecantrell:
The military (PDP backed) have already taken over on saturday. If you want another group to take over from these ones, it would amount to war.

Then let it happen.
We cannot remain like this.

Education › Re: The Miracle Tree In FUTO, Federal University Of Technology Owerri (PHOTO) by demelza: 6:23pm On Feb 11, 2015

UnimkeAk:
I know of the baobab tree.
The tree here in question, I don think is a baobab.

Whatever ever the case may be,

Anybody that drinks from that tree, when studies have not been carried out on the source of the water and how safe it is, in the name miracle..... Ur foolishness is infinite

And you had to throw in an insult?
Says much about your upbringing.
Try not to quote me next time.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Plots 2-Year Extension – Ojudu by demelza: 5:57pm On Feb 11, 2015

If this is indeed true, then let the military take over! But Jona should also be ready to dig enough grave sites for mass burial if this is his plan.
We have had enough!

Education › Re: The Miracle Tree In FUTO, Federal University Of Technology Owerri (PHOTO) by demelza: 5:40pm On Feb 11, 2015

UnimkeAk:
Trees that store water don't store them in large very quantities.. So u could fetch it.

What kind tree will hold that amount of water?

It should be investigate tho

Go and read on the baobab tree.

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