₦airaland Forum

ReluctantAdult:
No way! That's not how I roll.

If I wanna test if a girl loves me, I bring another girl into the picture. If she gets angry and intimidated about it, that's it! She's in love
If she's not bothered, it means she hasn't fallen yet.

Careful how you do it.
I nearly ate poisoned food because of that rubbish.

I am following.
Nnamdi Kanu to Dele Momodu:
"I am not a Nigerian.
I only carry the Nigerian Passport as a mere travel document."
I come in peace

If you know anyone who is qualified and experienced in teaching Chemistry, PM me ASAP.
A female is preferred.
Experience in teaching Cambridge IGCSE is a requirement.

Cc
Fynestboi
Olawalebabs
Richie

You may be helping someone.
I didn't include my contact for fear of being banned.

Dm me if you want a plot of land on the moon.
It's very affordable.
We also arrange handle the design and construction of houses on the moon and the transportation of your luggage.
Ts&Cs apply.

Incomplete list!
Why is Yakubu Aiyegbeni not on the list?

Ok.
We are coming to help you beat up your husband for beating you up.

Another nonsense!
Where is my grandpa's snuff sef?..
Lemmie check something.

His shin sha.
Abi somebori don loot the colour colour?

Wow!
Just wow!!
This is faster than I thought.
PI as contained in the new Police Act 2020, section 4(1) already in action!

It goes up into the air, gaining gravitational potential energy, gpe = mgh.
Since m and g are constant, the value of gpe depends only on the height, h.
A typical AK47 bullet has a mass of 8g and travels with an average speed of 715 m/s when fired. That means it's kinetic energy is about 2044.9 Joules.
Assuming the bullet is fired vertically upwards, it travels to a maximum height, converting of all this kinetic energy into gpe.
At maximum height, its gpe = initial kinetic energy = 2044.9 J.
When the bullet falls back on someone, it converts that energy into the energy of impact.
In practice, the energy is a little less because of air resistance.
Let's work with 1500 J as a worst case scenario.
If the bullet with mass 8 g hits someone from a height of 500 m, the impact force will be 3 N.
This is equivalent to an acceleration of 375 m/s².
That's quite huge!
An acceleration of 375 m/s² means that the bullet can travel from 0 - 1.125 km in just 3 seconds!
You see, that's why stray bullets kill people!

Very poor attempt at videoshopping.
They couldn't even hire a pro to match the audio and the character.
Idiots!

So no one in the federal high court knows the difference between $ and €. What a shame!

You looks better mad.

Whatever.
Only stupid people still believe in the PDP, APC nonsense.
Those folks just see a party as a launchpad to cross the bridge and join the looting wagon.
No difference between any of them.

Ok. I have seen the pictures of her brother.
Please where are her pictures?

Whenever you accidentally stumble on an image that is capable of leading to sexual immorality, just remember that God's grace is enough and fight the urge.

Remember this song and sing it immediately

Give me your grace to follow,
Abundant grace to follow,
I need your grace to follow,
Your grace is enough for me. (5x)

May the Lord continue to strengthen us against the evil devices of the devourer of souls.

Chai!
I am........
Guilty as charged!
Thank you for this correction.

Oh!
Someone should please gift this man a calendar! He needs to know what date it is today.

Prechgold1180:
The only thing I can remember about abacha
Is.
Abacha cap

Very sweet grin

Abacha stove comes to mind!

Congratulations to him. Now he has a job. At least he'll trend for a few hours.

Samsimple:
I lost my dad last month, according to tradition we were told to cut our hair excluding the last born. It's been a week since then, but this rash on my head won't leave. I have been using damatol since I cut my hair, please can anyone recommend something better for me.

This is my first time of barbing bololo in years. Please nairalanders help me

Acne away worked well for me.
I advise you go seek medical advice though.
Efficacy of skin care products depends largely on skin type.
You shouldn't use niaraland doctors' prescription to avoid stories that touch the heart.
Go see a dermatologist.

Vyzz:
I thought Gaboon vipers hardly bite and isn't deadly?

The only thing more feared than the Gaboon viper is the name Obaseki.
If you think I'm lying, ask Oshiomhole.

I was going through some old stuff in the house and I found this quarter dollar coin.
As recently as 1985, this coin is worth just about 22 kobo ($1 = 89 kobo).
But today, this coin is worth 116.75 naira ($1= 467 naira.)
That's 11 675 kobo, representing a 52, 968% crash in just 35 years!
Can the naira ever be valuable again in this life?

Cc
puskin
Dominique
FOD
Naijacutee

IMBS:
PDP would not win in Edo by God grace

God can not be confused.

Tyriq:
There's no law that prohibits that bro.

Even if there is, They'll always find a way to do things. They did it in Benue State in 2015.
Samuel Ortom lost to Terhemen Tarzoor in the PDP primaries. He quickly jumped to APC and displaced Emmanuel Jime.
APC just adopted him as the candidate without conducting another primary election.
Case closed.
He didn't contest in two primaries.
He's currently serving his second term as governor although he came back to PDP before the 2019 election.

Peterrio:
No one is allowed by law to contest in 2 primaries

If he actually contested and lost

He won't be allowed a second chance in another party

There'd always be a way to do things.
They did it in Benue State in 2015.
Samuel Ortom lost to Terhemen Tarzoor in the PDP primaries. He quickly jumped to APC and displaced Emmanuel Jime.
APC just adopted him as the candidate without conducting another primary election.
Case closed.
He's currently serving his second term as governor although he came back to PDP before the 2019 election.

Localemperor:
Oga what are you saying? Obaseke contested in APC primary before jumping ship to PDP were he won his primary for this present election

Obaseki didn't contest any primary election in APC in 2020.
He was disqualified from contesting the primary.

Really!
I am shocked!
I know Buhari is also shocked.
With the way Akpabio is going, Liar Moh'd will lose his position as the DG, PCFP (Presidential Committee on Falsehood and Propaganda). Akpabio is clearly set to take over in style.
Funny enough, some supposedly educated Nigerians will still hail him for a job well done.
Hmmmmmm....

flokii:
Misplaced priorities.. one airport is enough to serve all the 5 SE states not up to Oyo state in size. There are better things to do with money.

You surely need help.

So nobody wanted to be a native doctor?
Ok...
Let me keep reading comments while travelling back to my childhood dreamland to confirm.

LegendHero:
Lol using online polls to justify the winner of debate in a country like Nigeria.

Even if Ize-Iyamu is the winner, someone loyal to PDP will not vote for him and vice versa.

Anyway next week Saturday should come quickly so we can be rid of the noise of this Edo election once and for all.

I wish the contestants best of luck!

Exactly!!
I am so so pissed with all the noise.
May the best candidate win.
By the best candidate, I mean the person who won't give 25% allocation to godfathers.

Let's go Edo!!
Godwin Obaseki we know!!

I am actually still looking for the python.